Secret Weapon
Amy ran across the dorm, throwing chairs and overturning tables behind her. Simon easily avoided her obstacles, half running and half floating after her. When they were still dating, he had been lazy and aimless, but death had made him persistent.
She made it back to her dorm room. She ran inside, but before she could barricade the door, Simon flew in after her like an icy wind. "No more stakes," he said. "No holy water. And the sun won't rise for hours. Just give in and let it happen. You're helpless, girl."
"Not quite. I have a secret weapon: depression."
He laughed. "What the hell kind of weapon is that?"
"Well, when I went in for treatment, my therapist suggested this UV therapy lamp." She flipped the switch, and Simon screamed.
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Sometimes the half-asleep notes you make in the middle of the night are nonsense. Other times …
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Prompt 170
Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit.
Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too.
And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?
The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck-
Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other.
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Make sure to avoid any strange plants that appear after today’s eclipse.
Happy Monday!
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Wonderful to once more have Doctor Who episodes with great writing and the most garbage CGI you have ever laid eyes on instead of the other way around. Feels like home
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🗝️ three new teeny tiny zines on my website! 🗝️
i drew these while i was in boston a few weeks ago. i don't tend to do a lot of traditional pen-on-paper art outside of my sketchbook, so these were a bit of a stream-of-consciousness experiment that i ended up liking enough to post.
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Skilltober #13 - Endurance
Enjoy healthy organs.
(look, I draw the first thing I can think of for these and that's the first thing that came to mind. Sometimes my brain is dumb)
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A certain artist was used for inspiration here
but I don’t think I got it good enough to tag them. So ya lol :,)
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