#too beautiful to lie

[moonlightsdream]

FILMS IN 2023: → Too Beautiful to Lie (2004) — dir. Bae Hyeong Jun

#too beautiful to lie #kim ha neul #kang dong won #kdramaedit #kdramanetwork #kdramadaily #userbbelcher #kdramasource #asiancentral #dailyasiandramas #asiandramasource #cinemapix #cinematv #filmgifs #moviegifs #userfilm #fyeahmovies #worldcinemaedit #!gifs #films2023

[ingravinoveritas]

"David Tennant is a very attractive man. I think we all know that."

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #you me and him #so first of all that gif is supposed to be him dancing 'badly' #and secondly i can picture Michael behind him with his hands on those hips all too easily #just standing still as David grinds back into him #slinky slutty hips #also that movie is terrible and David is the one redeeming quality in it #fanfic ideas a-brewin' #i need to lie down now #the androgynous beauty of David Tennant #ineffable lovers #good omens rpf

[aheathen-conceivably]

STATISTICAL  CHARACTER  PERSONALITY TEST.   take  the  quiz  from  the  perspective  of  your  character,  then  select  5 - 10  results  from  the  complete  matches  list  that  you  feel  resonate  with  your  character  the  most (I selected the highest match and three more from the top ten)…

Zelda Darlington

Cue your wide eyed protagonist with a tendency to ignore everything around her in favor of getting lost in her own mind. Bonus points for an added dash of innocence, preoccupation with love, and the seemingly unexplainable ability to charm everyone around her despite how utterly distracted by her own thoughts she always seems to be.

Antoine Duplanchier

Did someone order a too-moody-for his-own-good I can fix him love interest? Does he have a tragic backstory and a penchant for withholding his emotions until he explodes on those he loves most? But then he professes his loyalty with grand gestures and declarations of eternal love? Well do I have the story for you…

Josephine Duplanchier

Does your wide eyed protagonist need a bitchy sidekick? Does she have a penchant for manipulating everyone around her but the audience can't help but love her anyway? One thing is for sure, someone’s heart is getting broken, and she’s going to make damn sure it isn’t her own.

Giorgio Mistretta

The internet has officially decreed that Giorgio is the fuck-boy love interest who's too attractive for his own good. Meanwhile his girlfriend bosses him around and he swears he doesn’t like it, even though it’s pretty obvious he does. He has a habit of making really stupid choices; but he did it all for love, right? Right?!

(I was tagged by @citylighten -thanks boo!- and in turn tag @thebramblewood @elderberries-and-honey @antiquatedplumbobs and @surely-sims plus anyone else who wants to!)

#the way I HOWLED at some of these y’all #Kelso for Gio had me dying #but I won’t even lie and say I don’t see it 🤣 #also Zelda and Antoine are giving beauty and the beast so hard like how did I not see this #but I feel called out for my tropes and honestly I am living for it #these are hilarious and wonderful please enjoy and consider yourself tagged if you wanna do them too 😙 #Zelda darlington extra #Antoine Duplanchier extra #Josephine Duplanchier extra #Giorgio Mistretta extra #tag game #simblr tag game

[in-fair-verona-we-set-our-scene]

I think Slay the Princess is so popular partially because the *gets stabbed* "I'm in love" reaction is both intentional on the part of the developers and then they completely follow through on it.

#slay the princess #me @ the Razor: I love you so much and you're so hot and funny and– *gets stabbed again* #and then! the little Voices agree that they're kinda into it too! fantastic game! A+! kill me again beautiful woman! #they managed to make even the Princess's most terrifying grotesque forms the most beautiful fictional women I've ever seen #while never sacrificing the horror elements. if anything the horror and gore and monstrosity makes her even more attractive #like they get it. the inherent eroticism of being trapped in a time loop made with the sole purpose of getting one of us to kill the other #and then killing and hurting and dying and struggling together over and over and over until finally breaking free #she hurts us and we are but a receptacle for the pain. she hunts us like prey and swallows us whole. we beat each other to #death for the thrill of it and keep on going long past when we should've died. she torments us until our heart stops from terror. #we see her as a dominating goddess and she becomes one. she knows what our organs look like. her bloated corpse once drowned us. #we lie at the foot of the stairs to freedom with broken backs because we betrayed her so badly she could only betray us in turn #and don't even get me started on the amazing intimacy/violation of the Spectre/Wraith possession stuff #and we (both the player and the Long Quiet) love her for it and through it

[driveitlikesebastianvettelwould]

Sebastian Vettel featured during the LA Sail GP Day 1 2023.

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#sebastian vettel #not a sailor YEt #girl boss #boss babe #🔥🔥🔥 #struttin #loml #✨majestic✨ #wifey #bbygworl has my heart yurr #his little voice is so sweet🥹🥲 #I could listen to him talk for hours no lie #compelling stuff #sailgp #2023 #seb #he’s too beautiful for words #I want to put him in my pocket #stay perfect Seb with your little headband and your big heart🥲 #honestly I could go on forever about the gift that is this feature #his little jokes and his curls flowing in the wind SEB #baby girl has it all: smarts talent humor beauty passion dedication curiosity empathy #someone stop me

[caesarflickermans]

Last picture of the United States before Joe Biden officially ceded the USA to the Free State of Bavaria, represented by Markus Söder (2022, colourised)

#politics #german stuff #inoffizielles-deutschland #german children are kinder #anyway i cannot stop thinking about this it is the funniest to me #the whole eagle finger 'here' thing too #the standing by his side smiling as he signs #everything about this is so beautiful and everything about this looks so sketchy #you might lie and say this is the guest book of munich #i say this is something else and we should be worried about guy joe over here #markus söder dni

[fluffypotatey]

i haven’t seen a lot of mechanic!SWK au’s going around *sighs* have to do everything around here 😤

In Sun Wukong’s 500 year retirement he found many hobbies to occupy himself with

art and animation and game design were a huge hit to help get those brain juices flowing

however, they don’t do much help in actually silencing the racing thoughts in his head (and boy does he have a lot of them! not to mention that he can’t help but notice everything and everyone and yeah sure, being given the title of Bodhisattva is great and awesome but the omniscience part is a little taxing 😅)

anyway, enter cars

more specifically car engines, the machine behind the wheel, the things that actually make these automobiles move and function

those things

yeah so Wukong starts to pick up on a new hobby and it is……car mechanics!!!

Wukong being able to just open up the hood or roll under the car to observe whatever the problem is, to be able to examine and hone in on all the little details that go into making vehicles and it just silences that part of his racing mind

it’s a little similar to how fighting used to do it. where he didn’t need to think of much besides the person in front of him and how to take them down

it was similar. so similar

except, you know, no violence

also, instead of coming home covered in blood, it’s motor oil this time 👍

anyway,

in this AU, Sun Wukong opens up a mechanic shop. it grows very popular for obvious reasons (or not bc maybe Wukong just disguised himself as a human to avoid suspicions and “yeah no, Monkey King Mechanics is in no way related to the Monkey King because….that guy is just sO cool he inspired this name….yeah”) and soon has franchises all over the city

and Wukong is having a grand old time, retirement is going well, until one day an old broken down kart is pulled into his shop and the driver is begging him to fix whatever is wrong and “just please don’t tell my boss! Dads-I mean, Pigsy will freak if he leans what Mei and I were doing—”

so he agrees to help out the kid (“I’m actually 23…?”), free of charge. however! only if he promises Wukong will get free noodles for a week

they shake on it

Wukong thinks nothing of this encounter until the end of the week (his last free bowl of noodles) and MK ashamedly admits that actually his friend Mei is also a mechanic but he denied her help this time because his boss/pseudo-dad has been able to pick up on her magical signature (because she has a knack for adding fun additional touches like a glider button for the steeper roads) and would find out very quickly that MK got himself into some mischief (again) and MK just didn’t want to be nagged again

which leads to Wukong offering to help teach MK on how to fix his own delivery kart bc 1) he’ll avoid another confrontation about responsibility from Dads- i mean, Pigsy 2) it was just good to know what goes on in your own vehicle “not to mention being able to sniff out the load of bs that some mechanics can give you, making everything overpriced!” and 3) MK was starting to rub off on the guy and Wukong would miss him (maybe. a little. a bit. a lot)

AND THUS brings us to our beloved sunburst duo hanging out as mentor and student once more!!!

#i have seen the fanart tho #love you fan artists <333333 #doing such beautiful work #i just want a mechanic fic au #is that too much to ask? #these bullet points are taking me back 🤧 #anyway i literally just came up with this #ok that’s a lie i thought this up yesterday #but the stuff with MK was today #oh yeah and macky is here too i was just in some sunburst duo feels #lmk #lmk sunburst duo #sunburst duo #lmk sun wukong #lmk mk #lmk qi xiaotian #lmk au #mechanic!swk au #mechanic!sun wukong

[haechub]

smoogie era ?!? 🍹

(all mine, videos mostly from tl/bookmarks on twt)

#haechan #lee donghyuck #lee haechan #nct #nct 127 #nct dream #wayv #nct u #nct wish #gifs #gifset #haechan gifs #nct gifs #haechub #well hello everyone... #was inactive for two months uhmm #my explanation? #i cant even lie to you i have NOT been well. #i've mentioned being sad before and MANNN have i felt depressed thes last few weeks #srry not trying to trauma dump that's all i have to say HELP #BUT HIII dreamscape was soso good #breathing is my fav #such a beautiful song and stages :( #HAECHAN LOOKED SO GREAT TOO!!! #ahhh my baby my babies dreamies i love u nct i love uuu #other releases are also good. all of them #too much to say OKAY BYE AGAIN #i'll post regularly soon :)))

[meownotgood]

AKI SIGNED SP CARD AAAAH HIS VA'S SIGNATURE IS SO CUUUUUTE

#the little cat signature.... shogo I can't w you #and this is new artwork too..... aaah he's so cute #whenever I see new artwork of aki I feel insane #he's so cute and beautiful #I'm not gonna lie I literally know... nothing about this card game #all I knew is about the signed cards #so I've been patiently awaiting an aki card with his va's signature #I just didn't expect it to have new art like this... but I love it #but I tried to look up the prices some of these cards go for and #I'll be selling a kidney before I can afford this..... #I'm pretty sure if the set ever gets an english release #it'll run a lot cheaper than the japanese #hahaha would you think I'm inside if I told you I dropped more than my rent costs on a aki trading card with his va signature on it..... #it'll be sealed in a toploader forever to become a family heirloom #aki <3 #aki hayakawa

[sunfir3rain]

there are a lot of characters in rdr2 who have brown eyes but somehow the ones mary has are the most captivating to me and i seriously can't tell why. they are pulling me in and i drowned in them

#do yall really expect me to hate a woman with gorgeous doe eyes and long thick eyelashes😂😂😂 #HER BEAUTY MARK TOO #this is like her signature #mary linton without her beauty mark is like an angel without its wings #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mary linton #brown eyes are also so fucking beatiful like #dont let any shitty beauty standards lie to you #they are the best and so warm i love yall

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I don't have any cohesive or clever commentary, I just hate it here.

#storyrambles #something something wolfwood shows his care by sharing food and vash shows it by sharing the little moments #something something tied to rem and the moment vash decided to consciously try seeing the best in the world and people again #something something wolfwood says 'i want you to live and be happy' by sharing food and looking for a real smile #and vash says 'i will try living when this is done. look at all the things that made me smile. do they make you smile too?' #and then. and then. #there is no way he's going to handle this well. #vash sees something beautiful in the world around him but cannot show it to rem #now he will start a new tomorrow each day but cannot share it with wolfwood #anyways. 🫠 #trigun #trimax #trigunbookclub #rem saverem #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #<-sure. because i kinda ship it now. actually i really do. fuck. #shut up they're sweet and they make me want to lie face down on the floor and chew rocks

[evie-a]

Okay but Claire and Isaac getting married? Him not having to change into someone with human emotions to be accepted but still showing growth and maturity and and a genuine care for her and her children? Her loving him for who he is and understand his way to express himself??? Him trying his best to follow earth customs by inviting his entire species (not seeing the problem in the fact that they were just at war with the whole galaxy and that them showing up in their ships would freak everyone out)??? That line about him taking care of her descendants forever?

#I don’t have kids but I’m not going to lie #that part where he said he’d take care of her sons and all of their children to come after she dies would’ve gotten me too #it was so beautiful and so HIM #the Orville #god I hate how much I enjoy this show #Claire finn #Claire x Isaac

[ilballodira]

Damiano David and his divine side profile

#his nose and side profile #too beautiful #I’m obsessed no lie #damiano david #måneskin #maneskin #*mine

[princeconsortroad]

via @/theagcd on Instagram.

#i see you in his likes henry you ain't slick #pez looks sooooooooo good! #if only nora wasn't so out of focus :( #she looks beautiful tho too why lie #alex claremont diaz #nora holleran #pez okonjo #red white and royal blue #rwrb #casey mcquiston #instagram

[talentforlying]

i have so truly given up on lighting-correcting nbc constantine caps at this stage in icon-making. lo, blue and yellow be upon ye.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #this is a lie of course i am too much of a perfectionist to stop fussing over lighting now. but god i can dream #making comic icons? sososososo satisfying. the art is beautiful. the colors are divine #making live action icons? i'm biting the cinematographer square on the ear and not letting go until they put down the BLUE #WHY IS THE MILLHOUSE TABLE BLUE BITCH #i have a system and all but like. Why Must I have a system #edit: lighting correcting? color correcting. i have not slept

[qualityrain]

in shambles thinking abt hny 36 because yk. the mirror. yk how in 8 satoko has this flashback of how when she was a kid she would look at her scar in the mirror and know that it makes her undesirable but she shows it to shinpei and is proud of it even calling it her badge of honour and then in 36 she once again sees her scar in the mirror and realises that shes getting so thin her ribs are showing and she knows shes looking more and more undesirable and ugly and shes so ashamed she tries to hide and pass it off as a lol i havent been eating thing instead of it being yk. her chronic illness thats supposed to kill her. and she literally expects shinpei to think shes disgusting or something like tachibana. tachibana. i am on my knees take all of satokos pain and suffering and give it to literally anybody else

#claude txt #shaking crying and throwing up because literally everybody in her life is like #always saying her illness is bad and undesirable and nobody will want her #and like. URGHHHHHH ASAGIRI. #shes like ohh u dont have sex appeal nobody will want u dont u want to have sex w shinpei when ur still beautiful #LIKEFUCCKKKKK OFFFFD FUCK OFFF FUCK OFF #and the way its so understandable. that her family always sees her ws a burden because of her illness #and so shes like very very particular abt not beinfba burden to others. #so shes terrified of being in a relationship w shinpei because she’ll just become more of a burden #she cannot change it shes only going to become a heavier burden and its FUCCKKKK FUCKFUCKJFUFKFKCUFCKKK #FUCKKK #aOk! OK! OK! I NEED TO LIE DOWN FOR AN HOUR #URGHHHHH THE WAY ITS LIKE HER PRIDE TOO THAT SHES PROUD THAT SHES MADE HERSELF #LIKE YEAH SHES INSANEKY BEAUTIFUL BUT ALSO SHE MAINTAINED IT RIGHT #AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS TOBBE as desirable #and and. losing that. #she doesnt want to be seen as. lesser i guess? #from her loved ones and i THEOW UP SO HARD PLEASE #IM ON MY KNEES TAKE ALL HER PAIN AND AUDFERING AND GUVE IT TO SOKEVODY ELSE #JUST MAKE SATOKO HAPPY ONCE W/O STRINGS ATTACHED PLEASEPLEASPLEASEP