#tooth talks

[bingoh3r0unt0ld]

? why did he say this

#sorry. i really like this clip. freak #i dont need to know that....... #spintrests #ninjago #uh. #dragons rising spoilers #tooth talks

[fabledteeth]

I’m personally in the “astarion should never ever be a father” boat, but i do think the possibility of the monstrosity he could potentially unleash upon the sword coast (esp if he’s with durge) is really funny. for my playthrough it’d be an elven tiefling dhampir draconic bloodline sorcerer bhaalspawn. like what in the 2014 deviantart op mary sue. what in the murder urges x2. the most menace to ever menace. durge wakes up one night sensing Danger, storms into the nursery and sees sceleritas leaning over the crib on his tippy toes stage whispering like “blood blood gore murder kill kill maim death die”. astarion’s in the kitchen trying to enjoy a late-night drink and suddenly his demon child appears in the doorway with bright glowing, hungry eyes and a thoroughly mangled teddy bear clutched in its little grasp. the child asks if he would like to share. he’s never been more terrified in his life

#idk if they’d still be a bhaalspawn for a redeemed durge but i like to think that yes they would cus i don’t really intepret the “im- #reclaiming my blood from your body >:( #‘’ as being literal #and i feel like bhaal would probably really like to get ahold of a new spawn now that his failkid killed the rest of his failchildren #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion x tav #astarion x durge #astarion x dark urge #bg3 dark urge #bg3 tav #tooth talks #oc Ophelia

[toothington]

borderlands movie looks rough. so excited to be disappointed again <3

#tooth talks #borderlands #reminds me how excited i was for BL3 #i was pumped to see the Tales gang #we all know what happened with that

[gallifreyanhotfive]

#when the doctor started talking about playing games across the cosmos with the toymaker #doctor who #dw #dr who #new who #the doctor #the toymaker #the master #fourteenth doctor #tooth master #the giggle #60th anniversary specials #dw 60th #60th #doctor who 60th anniversary #thoschei

[hiroshotreplica]

i've been wondering this for awhile. why is shiver's beak like that

#rambling #splatoon #right seems to be a genuine error but the difference feels weird #i thought the middle was just used for talking but its used in newer promotional art so? i dunno #found a weirder screenshot of shiver w/ the lower tooth in the middle and the upper tooth on the left but thats a smear frame i think

[sexybread-png]

locked tomb doodle i did w abisalli's emotion challenge

#AS LONG AS THERE R NO HARROW THE NINTH AND NONA THE NINTH SPOILERS #i wouldnt mind if u guys talked to me in inbox abt locked tomb stuff #could b aus or requests or lil headcanons:) #lets talk guys i miss talking on tumblr it used to.b nice #gideon the ninth fanart #gideon nav fanart #gideon the ninth #gideon x harrow #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus fanart #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrowhark fanart #camilla the sixth fanart #camilla the sixth #camilla hect #the locked tomb #tlt #also peep . the tooth gap on gideon :)

[midoristeashop]

Mending my sins and finally catching up with lights of Avalon!!!1!! @alkalinefrog

I swear kai your characterization of everyone is so perfect and charming UGH it’s like falling in love with them all over again

Huge special shoutout to @bignostalgias for being the bulk of the inspo for their designs! Hic, jack, jame, and em designs are next <3

#lights of avalon #hijack #there are so many drawable scenes SO MANY #tooth is written so fuckin good what #ASTRIANA SWEEP #bunny actually caring about everyone’s well being brings tears to my eyes #the big brother dynamic w jack is chefs kiss #SANDY #always always a sandy kinnie #WHEN HE FLIPS THE TABLE #also I kid you not the moment the smallest of descriptive details about Jamie came up I exploded #THATS HIM #MY SON #I’m on ch 8 rn #I have many things to talk about w/ my disaster gays in a separate post #toothiana #bunnymund #rotg

[heybiji]

welcome home

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd character #elf #original character #dandelion treehollow #sketch #WIP #teeth #fun fact dande's arcane focus is a rotten tooth that he wears as a necklace #dumb boy really thought the place he's been abandoned from for a CENTURY and his only memento of is a ROTTEN TOOTH was gonna be GOOD??? #this is a figurative piece not literal #he found out his long-forgotten mom (he has amnesia) was a misery-eating ancient hag #and he is... slowly coming to terms with that #sort of #i love talking about dnd okay #especially about HIM

[jhonny]

"stop talking like that boy you're ruining my tboy swag" - yami bakura, probably

or, when both bakuras are trans but only one of them has perfected the trans voice.

+ bonus thief king (as a treat)

#yugioh #yu gi oh #ygo #bakura ryou #yami bakura #thief king bakura #rowan art #TKB has so much transmasc swag it's INSANE. #guy walks in with his hard-earned muscles dripping butch energy and then reincarnates into a gay little boy who talks very politely. #*TKB tearing his hair out* SPEAK UP SPEAK UP SPEAK UP FOR THE LOVE OF APEPI YOU ARE FAILING TO COMMAND THE ROOM. #where is your anger. where is your manspreading. where is your KILLING INSTINCT. RISE. RISE. RISE. #meanwhile ryou is just sitting here like um. i appreciate it but . i'm not into all that. thank you #ryou not being hypermasculine to compensate for his transness is incomprehensible to TKB who fought tooth + nail to be recognised as a man. #yes i Am writing fic about these two no it is Not good thank you and goodnight #rowan.txt

[bingoh3r0unt0ld]

blog layout change btw ^_^ was hoffstrahmyaoi

#been rlly into cof lately . #tooth talks

[fabledteeth]

i’ve been considering how to possibly pull off doing a romanced ascended astarion without wanting to kill myself, and what kind of tav would even be able to stand him. and i think i just had an epiphany

she would love ascended astarion

#ebony dark'ness dementia raven way #she would also love dj shart i think #astarion x tav #bg3 astarion #tooth talks #bg3 #bg3 tav

[toothington]

my top three posts kubrick staring me into submission every time i open my account

perhaps i should branch out pose wise

#tooth talks

[mamawasatesttube]

thinking abt the kon, bart, and cass (cain) trio again. guys who just never had any semblance of a childhood... i want them to go on a little adventure together. they're just like "we've never done kid stuff let's go be silly for a day!!!" and then kon realizes that out of the three of them, he's gonna be stuck being the closest thing they've got to impulse (haha) control. cass and bart would enable each other about all sorts of things and i need them to get up to shenanigans.

like, i need cass to steal one of bruce's cards so they can go to a theme park together. they're getting photos and kon calls cass "bat-babe" and she calls him "super-stud" and bart's like "i need one of these nicknames too hello??" and cass thinks really hard and goes "imp-ass?" and kon loses his shit. bart's like "that just sounds like impasse. no thanks." and kon looks at cass and says "imp passes," and then breaks into a gigglefit again. bart complains all of the roller coasters go too slow. bart and kon centrifuge poor cass on the teacup ride. she nearly throws up as soon as they get off and then demands to go again. bart challenges her to a candy eating contest and kon's like NO!!!!!!! DO NOT ACCEPT!!!!!!!! HES A SPEEDSTER!!!! so of course cass accepts. and then makes herself sick. bart's still impressed by how fast she can shove candy in her mouth for someone with no superspeed at all though.

also it would be fun if they stumbled upon a murder mystery or something in this theme park. i mean they would be like oh this is fucked up, but i would see it as enrichment in their enclosure or whatever. let cass be a noir detective with her two extremely op sillies as backup. idk. the vibes. you get me??

#rimi talks #dont ask me for an actual plot i do NOT have that in me i just have the ''i want to set these 3 loose in a place together'' energy #bart and cass together will activate kon's mom friend tendencies SO hard. #but like not in the annoying nag way he's just like GUYS... DRINK WATER... APPLY SUNSCREEN... #theyre all having a good time theyre doing silly poses on the roller coaster ride photos #sometimes i think about bringing back the tooth fairy post bc i do think that was SO fun #but then i remember how fucking annoying people who kept missing the point were in the notes #and i let it remain dead ksjdf #kon #bart #cass

[calamitydaze]

me watching the entire internet realize what i figured out 14 months ago

#sorry reposting from my priv because i get to be a little smug about this. it’s my moment #like i know misinformation is gonna do what misinformation does so i try to give people grace about it #but if you LOOKED. if you ACTUALLY looked at the allegations instead of hearing from someone who heard from someone who skimmed them #it was there #(at least the part about it not being grooming— if you came away thinking he was just kind of a weirdo i can understand that) #it’s really nice to have everything ironed out and confirmed but i went over that shit with a fine tooth comb and got the same conclusion #and lord knows i burned bridges for it but NOW WE WIN! VINDICATION #and may my dream.situation tag live on forwver. amen #bella talks

[newtkive]

sweet tooth | luca drabble

just thinking about luca w a partner who has a crazy sweet tooth (like i do) and you never asking for a sweet treat but mentioning it nonchalantly but still not expecting luca to make you something.

first of all, your nickname would probably be sweet tooth or smth similar, let’s be so real. it would start by luca calling you that affectionately, but then it catches on w friends and family and you’re just dubbed sweet tooth.

in general, if you saw some type of dessert on a commercial or a tiktok that had you going ‘oohhh’ luca would scrunch his brows and almost seem jealous. “they used meringue, they should’ve used icing sugar.” he’d scoff judgingly and just see it as a challenge. after he would deem it doable, he’d store the information in his brain and literally make it better at work the next day.

just say the word and he will make it. telling your friends on the phone that macaroons sound good? cool, he wants to practice his piping technique with the biscuits anyways.

a japanese fruit sando? awesome he can make the sweet bread so fast, and the cream is no big deal. in fact he can just whip it up for lunch.

want a hersheys bar? first, that chocolate is trash don’t ever mention it to a european, especially your european chef boyfriend. second, he’ll make you the best stack of milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and cookies n’ cream bar you’ve ever had (the cookies n cream one is so good, and you’d always say that and it would piss him off). anything to get hershey’s out of your brain.

you see those viral crunchy chocolate and pistachio filled croissants in new york on your phone and groan abt them? he can research the recipe and workshop it for a day or two in the restaurant kitchen, find a cute take out box to present it to you with to give you that full experience you’d get from the real bakery—you just gotta wait. even if it’s a couple days later, it’ll be waiting for you on the table, or pulled out from behind luca’s back as he walks through the door.

to be more specific, maybe at midnight when he doesn’t have work the next day, you guys are up watching a movie or just having pillow talk. saying smth nonchalant abt your cravings like “cookies sound so good right now luca.. don’t they?” your cheek is smushed against his bicep (which you’d much rather eat) so your voice is all cute and mumbled making his heart race.

“mhm.” he’d say. he’s got a lazy smile n a deep chuckle, voice laden w sleep since you’re the night owl and he’s just staying up to spend time with you. “you wan’ me to make some right now? that what you’re saying?” he’s clearly amused, knowing that you don’t expect him to but teasing you nonetheless.

“nono, it’s too late. you’re not allowed to leave anyways.” you would mumble again, arms tightening around his own in a hug. humming happily, a kiss from the chef would land on your head and you kinda forget about the dessert you want but luca doesn’t because he’s a chef and his literal profession is making desserts so why wouldn’t he?? when you want something he can easily make?? like his love language is giving, especially if it’s baking something for someone he loves.

the next day you’d still be asleep and wake up to the smell of cookies. savory was your forte in the morning most times but who could say no to starting their day with a yummy sweet when it’s presented to them, right?

it would take you a second to realize that 1. luca wasn’t wrapped around you like usual, etching a frown into your face, and 2. luca had to be the one making cookies. and he made the best cookies. you’d waste no time in grinning and hopping up to drag yourself to the kitchen. even more of the smell would welcome you, transporting you into some kind of dreamland—and if you really were dreaming you’d be so pissed bc the cookies being pulled out of the oven by your blond messy haired boyfriend look so fucking good right now (aside from the aforementioned boyfriend who is just as, if not more scrumptious than the cookies with only his flannel pants on).

arms would wrap around his waist from behind and luca would laugh muttering “hot pan” but you don’t give a fuck because you want him and those cookies now. if anything your arms tighten and you rub at his stomach sweetly from behind, a sign of affection.

“you made me cookies!” the grin would be so evident in your voice and so infectious that luca beams as he transfers the said cookies onto a pretty dish.

“and who said they were for you?” the tease is obvious and earns an eye roll. you don’t fall for it and he doesn’t expect you to, but you gently nip at his shoulder nonetheless. a dramatic ‘ow!’ comes from the tall man, laced with laughter. you snicker evilly, standing on tip toes to rest your chin on the same shoulder (no matter your height you still gotta do tiptoes bc that man is tall).

soon enough he’d plate the perfect chocolate chip cookies with a dash of sea salt that you spotted, and turn around. it would be your turn to be wrapped in a hug by strong arms, even lifted up a little just to hear your laugh. luca also likes to hear how surprised you get that he can lift you, even though to him you’re weightless.

it wouldn’t be long until you’re begging for a cookie even if he sets you on the counter, stern look as he assures you they’re still cooling off. like hellooo?? who cares?? but he distracts you with soft kisses on your cheeks, leading down to your lips until he pulls away and leaves you wanting more. the mumble from him that, “the cookies are probably cool enough now” has you forgetting your desire for him and replacing it with the golden saucers just waiting for you to demolish them.

hands on his shoulder, you’d firmly push him to the side and hop off the counter. the roll of luca’s eyes would be affectionate and endeared, since you were this excited for his cooking. you were his best customer after all.

your feet would have a mind of their own, floating towards the cookies like a cartoon man levitating towards a pie, lured by the aroma. you start ravaging like a hungry creature. one turns into three as you face your boyfriend, moaning with closed eyes at almost every bite inbetween telling him about what you two did in your dream (he baked you brownies laced with a golden syrup in your dream so you accredit your subconscious to manifesting this).

he would just stand there with a grin, hands on the edge of the sink behind him while leaning on it. usually dreams would be so boring to talk about, but luca swore he could stand there for an eternity just watching you eat his creations and talk about any dream you wanted to share with him.

of course, those cookies would be gone in two days. and in place would be brownies drizzled in a golden syrup that luca took home from work. the surprise would earn him a watery eyed smile, and he’d just shrug and say he had extra time to kill on the evening shift.

#do y’all know the croissants i’m talking abt?? #theyre in the pic at the top #i need them so bad theyre in nyc and dubai idk #always on my fyp i want them frrr #i need a baker bf #my sweet tooth is insane #also the brownies w golden syrup are inspired by ambrosia from percy jackson books lmao #i’ve always wanted those fr #chef luca #chef luca x reader #will poulter #the bear #the bear imagine #the bear imagines #luca x reader #the bear luca x reader #livvy’s drabbles #the bear drabbles #luca drabbles #carmy berzatto

[p1nkshield]

Dick: if I was an animal, what animal do you think I would be? Serious answers only!

Wally: a rooster!

Jason: A Rat.

Tim: A Rat.

Duke: A Rat.

Cass: A Rat.

Steph: you’d be a Rat.

Damian: Grayson you’re a rat.

Dick: >:( I think I’d be a wolf!

Dick: I think so too.

Duke: did you just-

Dick: I would be a wolf-lion hybrid mix.

Damian: ???

Dick: King of the junjile- the junjile but still social and with it and ferocious.

Alfred: As you can see the pain medication is still very much in effect. If you all would be so kind as to let him rest rather than use him for amusement? Out! The lot of you!

#part of the batfam experience is being the entertainment after any sort of anesthesia #poor dick had to get a tooth replaced or smthn idk #dick grayson #batfam #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #alfred pennyworth #jerma meme #dc comcis #I love that the sober speech of a jerma can be compared to how people speak after receiving a general anesthetic #they’re just all sitting around him listening to him talk