“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn
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LINED SHORE CRAB #1: you're crabsolutely clawesome, my frond! 🦀✨
LINED SHORE CRAB #2: ohmycod stoppp! You're making me molt! 😊
(comment with your snappiest affirm-ocean for a fellow crustacean sensation below!)
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these long, lonely ten years… you were my one and only friend
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i'm OBSESSED with minister of ministers ren... he is someone who wants SO BADLY to be the manipulative leader in control of everything, never lifting a finger and making others work for him, but it doesn't work because nobody takes him seriously. except, at the same time, it kinda does work because people do what he says, but because they're his friends and find it funnier to do what he wants and be annoying about it, than not do it at all. I like to think he doesn't realise this, thinking his manipulation tactics have worked, not realising that people are mining resources and improving infrastructure for him out of Friendship and Pity. he'd be annoyed they don't take him seriously, but internally think "hm! these PLEBEIANS don't realise they are falling right into my trap!" completely unaware of the trap he's about to fall into due to his own mistakes (exploded by creeper whilst sorting chests + cleo's prank). he never learns though, he just keeps going, the lesson never sinks in for him.
it's an interesting comparison to ren the king - someone who was originally (somewhat) respected but his ego got the best of him and the more he tried to gain power back, the deeper the hole he dug himself into. they both want power but lack it, but in such different ways. king in a country tired of monarchy vs project manager as an anime villain (and both of them are pathetic)
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Junpei, come to Jujutsu High. There are teachers who are crazy strong and lots of reliable friends there.
—Ep 12, "To the Someday Version of You" (いつかの君へ) + OP 1
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Five stages of grief
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Local Trains AU Masterpost
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Top 10 Animals That Are Autism Creatures
10. Serval
9. Krill
8. Potoo
7. Sunfish
6. Sugar Glider
5. Desert Rain Frog
4. Acorn Weevil
3. Mudskipper
2. Baby Seal
1. Tardigrade
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