#top causes of overeating

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Ice cheats at literally every board game and it drives Mav crazy

He’s just so good at it, no one ever notices except Mav because he’s paying attention only to Ice to catch him, and he still fails most of the time

No one expects Iceman Kazansky to cheat at anything, which just makes Mav angrier because no one fucking believes him

And Ice just sits back and looks at him as he slowly descends to madness

#Ice is a cheating bastard and I know it #he’s perfected his technique over the years and he can literally cheat at anything #even things you never thought you could cheat at #he does it for fun and to drive Mav crazy #Bradley lowkey knows about it but still pretends not to believe Mav cause it’s funny #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #I missed my babies so much

[zazter-den]

You didn't know what exactly was going through your fiance Katsuki's mind when he invited your exes to your friends-only wedding.

You grew even more suspicious when he swore to you on his life that he wouldn't say a word to them. That with the invitation, he just wanted to clear the air. After letting you choose the cake, taking care of the custom gown you wanted with his mom, and supporting you through family drama-It was really the only thing he truly requested during the full blown circus that was marrying a Pro-Hero. And if he was avoiding them anyway, how much harm could it be?

It was only during the reception, when Kirishima put the chair in the middle of the dancefloor and Katsuki shot a wild grin at your former lovers as he got up from the table, that you realized your mistake.

True to his word- Katsuki never said a thing to your exes. But then again, he didn't need to. Not with the way he hooked both your pretty heels over his shoulder as he dove under your skirts. Nearly growling, he nipped up your thigh to your garter. Chuckling hotly as he felt you tremble with need the moment he pressed a kiss to your clit, before he ripped the piece of lace down your leg with his teeth.

You should've known better. The only way Dynamight clears the air is with an explosion of sparks.

#Just a 10min drabble while I'm between catching up on projects #Kiki and I were talking about wedding traditions in our extended families that seems odd to either us or others- #-and I can see Katsuki being that over-the-top garter guy #Kirishima would be the one dude that genuinely dives like a football player for the thrown garter cause he's planning on proposing next #zaz drabbles #katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #minors dni #female reader

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

So thinking about the fact that exorcists apparently don't have a sense of self-preservation and all the stuff Vagie must have done to gover her poor girlfriend a heart attack k over the years. Especially when she still thought she was a basic newly fallen Sinner and HOLY SHIT THAT'S AN OVERLORD Vaggie no!

XD what if Charlie never saw Vaggie bleed bc she rapidly realized if Vaggie got into ANY real fight it would NOT be stopping at drawn blood someone would end up dead and Vaggie (totally normal sinner???) seemed to feel like the someone couldn't possibly be her, for. Some reason

like most sinners and other demons at least have a sense of self preservation even if they're stupid about it

Vaggie? Vaggie found an angelic spear somewhere. Vaggie really wants to use the angelic spear on someone. Vaggie seems to prefer if that someone WAS and overlord, actually

Charlie pointing a claw at the spear when Vaggie's not around like "I swear if you get her killed, I don't CARE if you're her most prized posession- I am breaking you and melting you down into slag, got it?" *does the points to fingers at her eyes and at the spear and back again while in demon mode* "I'm watching you..."

girl has been alone so long she develops a rivalry with the spear over Vaggie's attention and safety -w-;

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #silly headcanons #i feel like- #(if we imagine charlie gave vaggie her ribbon) #-the moment the ribbon got top shelf treatment over the spear #charlie probably Smirked #and went up to the spear later to go HA! and stick out her forked tongue at it #'cause she's FINALLY gotten vaggie to care about something more #than getting into near death situations #or trying to maim people #Love Wins #vaggie only pulls out the spear now if someone's being an ass to charlie~

[repmet]

Wingwoman Princess Beatrice

#red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #princess beatrice #firstprince #rwrbedit #rwrb movie #rwrb #henry: i'm gay #bea: excellent - hot guys am i right? #also is it weird if i'm annoyed by bea's tiara #not just cause it's ugly #the greenscreen effects show how limited the budget was #but you can see the band which is like #a big no #it also looks too far back but that's apparently subjective #and they obviously did her hair first and put it over top like a headband #you're meant to braid that shit in #no i've never worn one ever why do you ask

[elliart7]

*growling and gnashing my teeth every time I remember Ed probably carried Stede off that ship

Based on this post by @meanmisscharles 🕺🏻

Instagram/ YouTube/ Ao3

#I’m so proud of the background ngl 😭 #also this is the first time in a while tumblr gets top billing over Instagram for posting cause I actually drew this for someone #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #Edward teach #Blackbeard #Stede bonnet #divine symbolism #meet cute #1x03 #the prayer #art #my art #fanart #elliart post

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 2 - Halloween Town

#kingdom hearts 2 #kh2 #halloween town #scenery #my gif #i like that you can interact with some areas of the main town square like the guillotine; sewer vents; fountain; and gates #and that they'll attack you with a jumpscare if you're not prepared for it #it's clever #though they don't actually cause damage #oh yeah also the graves in the graveyard. they'll fall over on top of you if you stand too close #i don't know why but the skybox in the room with the scarecrow is navy blue instead of black like in every other room #i changed it because it stood out among the other gifs and i felt as though people would think i made a coloring error on accident #it's hardly noticeable in game. but yeah bit of trivia for you

[luminlunii]

It feels like it's been a month since I last posted but it was really almost a week. Here's some Rocky doods though!

#artists on tumblr #digital art #lackadaisy #lackadaisy rocky #nothing much to say other than #i'm back!!! #with more tank top rocky cause you guys seem to go feral over that #i can't imagine why #lumin sketch

[front-facing-pokemon]

#galarian slowpoke #picture this. this was the first pokémon revealed from the new DLCs for pokémon sword and shield. the pokémon company #up until this point‚ has never done DLC for a pokémon game before. you‚ having been jaded by shitty DLCs for other games in the past #now have a distaste for the phrase‚ and imagine this can't be good. then‚ in their teaser for the new DLC‚ they add a little event #into the game where they reveal one of the new pokémon that is going to be added in the DLC #and it is a galarian form. that is identical to the original pokémon. but with a yellow head #are you imagining it. now how fucking disappointed are you. how little faith do you have in that DLC that it's going to be as good as it wa #for the most part‚ the pokémon company has demonstrated that they do absolutely excellent DLCs. proper expansions #basically an entire other game on top of the game you already have. and they typically take up the release cycle of a full game #scarlet/violet's especially. WONDERFUL dlc. i never really properly finished the crown tundra just because i was so late to the party #because i avoided buying the dlc for so long because of this experience that i've just described to you #that by the time i bought it and played it‚ it was just because SV had been announced and i wanted more pokémon to tide me over #and i never finished it. one of these days‚ i'd like to go back and finish it‚ but i'm playing through pokémon xd gale of darkness right no #and i prefer to play. one game at a time. and i don't know when i'll ever really get back to it #or if i'll ever get back to it! 'cause without resetting my save file all the way i'll just have to Remember what it is that already happen #which i'm. notoriously bad at when it comes to coming back to games that i haven't played in a while #plus i know sv is like shitty performance or whatever but the movement in that game is so much better #it feels so much more freeing than going back to gen 8 where you can still just. run. and that's it #i know nobody likes scarlet/violet but i still. like it. performance aside. like yes the performance is terrible but i still had a great #time with it. i just praised its DLC for fuck's sake! its DLC was fuckin wonderful! it has kieran in it so it like can't be bad

[gammija]

ok since the Magnus Protocol is confirmed AU from tma, and jonny and alex have purposely not said that their voices are not reappearing in TMAGP, consider:

evil AU jon and martin. mostly because I just know jonny and alex would have such a good time acting that out. And also because i want to see a completely unhinged jon and a web!martin used to their full potential damnit

#they're au! so its fine! and also fun! #you get to decide what entity Jon ends up with (eye or not) but im claiming martin for web. gimme. #tmagp #tma #tmu #jonathan #martin #web!martin #why do a sidequel of a horror podcast if youre just gonna give a lil office romance easter egg. yawn/j #joos yaps #im still mulling it over #love that its an AU but i then do actually want au versions of jmart and others #not our jmart ending up in the AU and us catching up with them via Sam and Alice #cause thatd mess with that whole 'ah did they die or not' thing plus. there are too many amazing fanfics that they can't top #tma is still one of the only shows where I genuinely havent read a lot of fic which ks better written/constructed than the source #(ive mostly read fics for mediocre shows i am aware) #but the specific flavor of 'blorbos coming into a new world and learning to cope' is one i don't think they'd be able to capture as nicely #also. they deserve a rest. #but their au counterparts are fresh and ripe for the picking 😈

[dkettchen]

have more lesbian sanami brainrot

#sanami #trans!sanji #sanji #nami #one piece #wlw #lesbian #trans #she's still not used to it #sleeping next to her for a week and still not over it #also yes I will be drawing trans!sanji in this kind of outfit a lot cause canon!sanji almost exclusively wears shirts it is truly depressing #but lends itself to being repurposed into trans lesbian fashion easily so we'll take it #cause 'open shirt over women's cut top' is one example of Stuff I've Seen My RL Trans Sapphics Wear #(not ONLY for tiddy purposes shut up brain she's trans it's fine she legitimately would wear that) #also no-period-haver white pants privilege smh

[coatl-cuddles]

The real beginners experience is getting to the Archive area too quick, making friends with the people who saved your ass from sky shrimp, and then finding out they're heading to somewhere called eden and were just collecting lights last minute.

Cut to ubering tiny day 3 me to Eden cause I shitposted about speedrunning, making it to the end with a team of 5, and then getting absolutely fucking obliterated. I felt so bad I had no idea we were supposed to die. The veterans were so cool abt it tho they got a solid giggle. Extremely fun experience 11/10 would recommend

#they made it such a positive and fun first experience its now my fav thing to do #literally havent collected all the lights yet cause i keep meeting people on the way to eden #and then i just #join them #shout out to the chibi i met on my 2nd run who couldn't get over a ledge #i helped them up #and then they immediately repaid me by showing off that they could skip half of eden #literally ubered me all the way to the top #extremely cool flex but also holy fucking shit #i love this game #this may be a new hyperfixation #ok anyways #doodles #doodle #my art #sky cotl #sky children of the light #fanart

[agreatandhonorablesoldier]

incorrect quotes 4/?

#bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #hangster #sereshaw #jake seresin #*Bradley Bradshaw #*My gifs #*OTP: You look good #(I've already laughed myself silly over this and caused injury) #(Quote from The Bo.ys) #(Glen sweetie you can try to say Jake's a top all you want but you channeled so much bottom energy into this man #that even my friend who hasn't seen it yet agrees to the bottomness) #*Incorrect Quotes #1k

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Iceman and Maverick (enemies to lovers) and Hollywood and Wolfman (friends to lovers) have the most intense game nights

#this is directly related to that one post I made once upon a time about them running into each other at a gay club #I love the idea of them being friends and bonding over being in love with their fellow navy dude #but like also I think they would tease each other relentlessly #cause they can just be fucking gay and in love without fear because guess what so are the others #so they fight over who’s the best couple #and they keep scores on their game nights and they get very competitive and they scare everyone #gay solidarity #well queer solidarity #top gun #icemav #wolfman x hollywood #tom kazansky #pete mitchell

[scrivenger-grimgar]

"well, the Uzumaki and Uchiha have around 25-ish members again, which would allow them to be reinstated as clans allied to the village by charter right," Tobirama stated, entirely unfazed by the eyes of the many clan heads watching him speak. Itama shifted his tiny (painfully tiny, was he always that small??) body in his hold, gripping on tighter to his mother's fur collar. both he, Kawarama, and Nawaki were heartbreakingly silent through the whole ordeal, even when the resurrection started by way of the lost Hatake boy, Orochimaru.

"but the Hatake and Senju still only have less than 10 and 15 members respectively, meaning that there would be a power imbalance between the four newly resuscitated clans. given the feud that is, arguably, still active to some of us revenant, it doesn't seem wise to leave it be."

and that was the crux of the matter. several members of both the Uchiha and Senju that had been resurrected had died when the Senju-Uchiha blood feud had been ongoing. both his brothers (his brothers!!) had died far before the village had even been a thought in Hashirama's wood cork of a brain, along with Madara's own siblings, like his older brother Hidehiko, Izuna, their younger brother Matsuri and his twin sister Shouko, and their youngest sister Choushi. thats not even mentioning the adult shinobi under the same circumstances; 22 year old Senju Yasuiro and 28 year old Senju Fuushinshi had attacked and injured Uchiha Kouga, and also injured the man's 12 year old niece Uchiha Rukia, before Tobirama, Madara, Hashirama, and Mito managed to tie them all down.

(if Fuushinshi was sporting a break in his arm, in the same place as young Rukia, well. That was between Tobirama and his cousin.)

"Thats not even mentioning the non-clan shinobi who were resurrected, who, in all likelihood, are probably related to one of the four clans in question. if they become affiliated with said clans is entirely by their own choice." he said, his tone brokering no room for argument. Tobirama was honestly surprised that he hadn't been interrupted yet, but it might be the shock of having so many once-dead shinobi in Konoha's meeting hall.

pursing his lips ever so slightly, he looked to Hashirama, holding Kawarama who was making faces at Itama, then to Touka who was standing behind Mito and holding Nawaki. his brother tilted his head and Touka nodded, flickering her chakra in code pattern for 'plan, question.'

Tobirama sighed, mostly as a visual sign of reluctance for the other clan heads present. 'contract, agreement. kill, home-clan; fade, wild-clan.'

Hashirama's eyes sparkled, his smile not fading from his face in the slightest.

"our agreed upon solution to both the power imbalance and the lacking size of the Senju and Hatake clans is to incite the charter's directory number fourteen."

only two of the clan heads seemed to recognize what he was referencing, tjose being the Nara clan head, as expected, and Madara, who literally co-wrote the damn thing with him. Madara threw his head back with thundering laughter, which Tobirama related to on a personal level.

it was extremely ironic that the ones to end the Senju way of life would be the very people who had been hurt by it the most.

Itama jerked in his arms at the noise, so he adjusted his grip to hold him tighter. several eyes landed on the still laughing Madara, who Tobirama knew was not going to explain anything. the Nara head didn't look any worse, so he either knew what the Senju used to be like, or he simply didn't care.

Tobirama had expected most of the clans to not have invested in that particular article after it was written, but... he was extremely unpleased with Hiruzen's puzzled, near silent question of "the what?"

Madara's laughter died off with the (to most) unexpected line of, "wonderful play, Senju." vicious smile almost mocking to anyone unfamiliar with him. which was everyone except him, Mito, Hashirama, and Izuna.

Tobirama simply inclined his head in acknowledgement. he ran one hand through his hair, carefully avoiding the carefully disguised braids he'd tied into it this morning with Hashirama, Touka, and Orocchi.

"to answer your question, Hiruzen, 'the what' is the clause in the village's Constitution that states, 'when a clan is no longer large enough to support itself and its members, an allied clan who is willing and able are to induct the clan into their own, allowing the continued survival of the bloodline. this can be enacted when a clan's number drops beneath the range of the clan's expected member count.'"

clearing his throat, he continues on, projecting his voice to call over the now disorganized shinobi.

"in essence, this means that the senju will join either the Uchiha, Uzumaki, or Hatake clans, as those three have priority over other clans in the village due to both personal and blood relations being closest. thus, to avoid further power imbalance in the number of members to each resurrected clan, the Senju will be hosted by the Hatake clan."

#the 'orochimaru fucked up the edo tensei by adding hiraishin bits and now he has 7 dads and moms' au #giving these bastards free reign over the village ends up causing untold damage. they built it. but still. #butsuma is rolling in his grave. mostly cause tobi's holding a rave on top of it. a /grave rave/ so to say. #the senju's culture of 'i am a weapon first and human fifth' finally gets eradicated #tobirama's grave rave #konoha scientists #the implication is that naruto should've been taken in by the uchiha after his parents died #and that naruto AND sasuke should have been raised by the ino-shika-cho triad clans after the massacre #and that kakashi was supposed to go to kushina tsunade orochimaru or fugaku #creative writing #writing #naruto #naruto au #senju tobirama #senju hashirama #uchiha madara #uchiha izuna #hatake clan #senju clan #uzumaki clan #uchiha clan #resurrection au #senju itama #senju kawarama #senju nawaki #uchiha sasuke #ninja politics

[compacflt]

does adult mav canonically have pre braces TC teeth or did sometime during the early 00s maverick mitchell wear adult braces

some thoughts

1. my knee-jerk reaction was characters are not their actors so who cares let mav’s teeth be whatever you want

2. But engaging w/ this honestly i see a couple possibilities

3. possibility A is that yes mav has fucked crazy bigass teeth (see my post on ice calling him “Peter rabbit” for more on this)

4. possibility B is that part of trying to reinvent himself during their brief divorce era (post pulling rooster’s papers ca. 2002-2005) was getting adult braces and the like 4 times ice saw him during that period he was just so bewildered he didn’t think to comment on it at all

5. (can navy fighter pilots have braces?? i feel like it would immediately obviate any call sign you had and everyone regardless of rank would immediately start calling you “brace face” and that’s what they’d stencil on the side of your f-18 or w/e… Pete “brace face” Mitchell! honor is everything im not sure mav would tolerate that! you lose a LOT of social capital when you have braces as an adult unless you’re actually tom cruise! which mav is not!)

6. Possibility C mav got invisalign circa 2015 when it really started getting popular and had his retainers in during the TGM mission cause why not. that’s funny. you cannot lose a SINGLE day with Invisalign or it sets you back so much. even if you have a suicidal navy mission to drop bombs on a sovereign country ... still gotta wear your Invisalign dumbass

#ice making out with maverick ca. christmas 2015: #what the fuck. your teeth are bumpy. #Mav: o yeah that’s cause im doing that Invisalign thing 😀❤️ finally get my teeth fixed you know #ice: oh ok! :) (secretly thinking: 😭😭😭 can’t call him peter rabbit anymore😭😭😭) #makes sex less spontaneous. you reach over for your secret gay lover at night and he’s like Hold up lemme take my retainers out rq #has to drop em in his glass of denture cleaner next to the bed. maverick you’re killing the mood. #ok ice i took my Invisalign out where do you want me #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun #icemav #top gun maverick #asks #ice definitely had headgear in middle school. you can see it in his eyes. #invisalign!maverick shouting at rooster: I THAVED *YOUR* LIFE! THAT’TH THE WHOLE POINTH

[mikoran]

if mike and eleven were really fine after the monologue, and their relationship was all great and fixed, why didnt mike walk up to her in the ending scene? why didnt he look her in the eyes, put his hand on her shoulder, and reassure her that theyll win? why didnt they show us that, despite everything that happened that season, they were able to make it through, and their relationship was able to survive after all that conflict? that their relationship was strong enough for that?

oh, wait...

#byler #anti mileven #its such blatant setup for the next season #byler endgame #eleven you dump his ass girl #mileven is falling apart at the seems and itd be great to see if not for it also kinda causing the apocalypse #its also so funny how mike straight up lies in the monologue #“i knew in that moment that i loved you” YOU LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN KNOW HER NAME #its intentionally over the top to shove down our throat how he was being disingenuous #anyway love you byler