#triscuits

[sp00ky-p00ky]

In case you needed to know where I stand on the Wheat Thins Vs. Triscuit debate. The box I have reads FAMILY SIZE for a reason 😋

And you can take that dry ass, shredded wheat, tasting like wood Triscuit and throw that in the trash 🤣😂

#personal #wheat thins #triscuits #hope this helps

[squirrelstone]

Triscuit is not fucking around with their rosemary and olive oil crackers. I could breathe on a chicken right now and it would be fully seasoned.

#my life #triscuits #rosemary #op

[rewandemontay]

Enjoy a miraculous snack! Spent way too long making this.

#meme #shitpost #sillyposting #mlb #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #mircaculousladybug #photoshop #memes #pun #funny #funny memes #funny post #mlb fandom #trixx #ml trixx #miraculous trixx #triscuits #pounce

[wordsforrain]

man, my last box of triscuits made it really easy to see which side the salt was on, but this new one, you really have to peer hard at both sides to try to spy the tiny salt crystals. all i want to know is which side to lay against my tongue so i can bathe in maximum mouth saltiness. why is this so hard?!?!

#triscuits

[tethered-heartstrings]

#i have tried all of these lol #triscuits #polls #tumblr polls #tumblr poll #the speaking clown

[chameleonsynthesis]

My dad sent me a bunch of Triscuits because I cannot get them in this country. Asked me if it was okay to take them out of the boxes because more of them would fit that way, and he'd just write the flavour on the bag. I told him to leave them blank so each one is a surprise.

#care package #Triscuits #they are the best crackers #adventures in unlabelled food

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Ummm Actually. Bi means “two” :) sweaty :) so that isn’t a biscuit. You’re just confused :) :) :)

#hi bisexuals I hope you like this post #or hate it but like in a funny way #bisexual #biromantic #triscuits #aka the only time the meaning of biscuit ever matters is when people are confused about biscuits

[freepassbound]

Top 5 snacks?

Oif... 😮‍💨

I mean, the truth is that this is a constantly rotating list determined only by the vagaries of my subconscious...

Given that, I am not even going to attempt to rank them. 😅

But here is a list of five:

big fan of Goldfish (whole wheat cheddar, and Parmesan)

the Kroger blue corn tortilla chips (the Kroger part is actually important - I have tried other blue corn tortilla chips and for some reason they are not as good)

there's this garlic bread from a local independent grocer - it's really just a mini loaf of Italian bread, sliced in half and slathered with a garlic butter spread; I don't even bother baking it, I just eat it 😅

Gardetto's! Which I guess most of the country isn't familiar with? It's basically a Midwestern version of a snack mix - but superior because of the spice blend and the rye chips 😌

Keebler's toast & peanut butter crackers (those these are actually not as good as they used to be, before they changed the cracker)

#I have not included sweets because that's a whole other list 😅 #I am entirely too fond of both kinds of snack 😬 #there are plenty of other snacks that could get on this list #depending on random mood #Cheez-Its #both the normal and the Grooves #Triscuits #sometimes I just eat Cheerios out of the box 😅 #not to be a corporate shill but the brands *are* actually important here #other kinds of toast & PB cracker just aren't as good #sometimes one must pay for quality #I've had many different good kinds of pita chip though #(also a good snack) #thank you for the ask! 😊 #asks

[marjaskst]

Does your razor combat toxic masculinity? Does Harry Potter advocate for trans rights? Are your sneakers perpetuating racism? Has Triscuits issued a statement regarding police brutality?

#harry potter #police brutality #Racism #oppression #discrimination #razor #sneakers #social justice #Toxic Masculinity #toxic masculinity is dead i dance now #trans rights #Triscuits #text #2024 #march #march 2024

[cinehipsters]

Sardines, Mustard & Triscuits

#Mustard #Triscuits

[vomitworld]

Today, a random person in a car, threw a singular triscuit at me.

A drive-by cracker if you will

#threat #triscuits #crackers #drive by #someone threw a cracking triscuit at me wth!? #what does this mean #what does it mean #idk what else to tag #idk what tags to use #idk lol

[tonreihe]

The patent document for the Triscuit, a “filamentous cracker.”

#triscuits #patent documents

[somthingidk]

Why do triscuits taste like summer

#they taste like sand #triscuits #summer #the vibes #am i crazy

[breadworth]

Y'ALL WANNA SEE A PICTURE WITH A VAGUELY THREATENING AURA?

The most divorced meal.

#Breadworth #Tuna #Triscuits #terrible lighting

[opossums-blossoms]

Hexagons? Equipped.

Mega church? Formed.

Interstate-95? Built.

Settlers? Catan-ed.

Hotel? Trivago.

#i 95 #settlers of catan #I’m drowning in sheep. #game night #cheese board #charcuterie #triscuits

[mylittlepooka]

I mean this in the best possible way, but Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits taste the way good, freshly turned garden soil smells. It's like eating a garden. I think I like it.

#i bought the wrong triscuits #they were supposed to be balsamic vinegar and basil #i failed my perception roll #but i'm not totally mad about it #food issues #food #triscuits