newest and most accurate sleeping position guide yet! :) 💖😴💤
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Not other fans bitching about the logistics of Ghost fanfiction and the inaccuracies compared to the real life Catholic Church hierarchy. The fictional popes sing in a band. They sing about licking Satan’s asshole. A ghost pope sharted in a car.
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I found a mummy in my friend's attic and when I asked him about it, he awkwardly changed the subject to Pokémon.
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Mummies of a woman with a female child of the Yampara culture, 11th century. Found in Naunaca Mojocoya, Bolivia.
This is a human sacrifice that was offered at every lunar eclipse to appease the moon god: the heart was taken from a healthy and a sick person while they were still alive)
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