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fanby-fckry · 9 months

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[ID: A tumblr post by thebluekid-underyourbed: "What if you just haven't found the right person!" What if I stabbed you until you bled out [less than two] edited over a picture of Alastor smiling menacingly while tilting his head in a disturbing manner; his eyes are radio dials and the picture is distorted with static and glitch effects // End ID]

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mojo-dojo-cracka-house · 5 months

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Ayo buddy, watch it I'm waukin 'ere (Pinned Post)

Sup bitchesssss, we're a bunch of crazy people who are insane but also slightly funny but just slightly.

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@thebluekid-underyourbed

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This is a silly little family AU because we're a silly little hypothetical family!! We're a little stupid so be warned you might lose braincells.

Ursa: the world-weary mother. She’s given up trying to reign in the family and now just sits back and watches them commit arson and kill the world. A raging alcoholic but only for comedic purposes. She has a high tolerance to alcohol and never gets drunk. Could chug vodka without blinking. Loves both her queer and cishet kids and would snap the neck of anyone who dares even look at them in a rudely. Penguin.

Ad: the neighborhood kid. He’s not even part of the family biologically and legally speaking. One day they waddled up to Ursa and the next day Ursa announced everyone now had an emotionally adopted sibling. They hang out around the house and create chaos with the family. Tortures people for the heck of it (a telltale sign of potential serial killers, according to rumors), threatens to fuck people with Cranberry, commits arson with the Roomba (and is sometimes caught actively encouraging it to run over the dog poop and track it around the house), etc. A pleasure to have in class.

Splat: elder sibling who is shorter than everyone. Very smart and super cool. She’s probably the second-most sensible person in the family. Has her own fair share of a criminal record. Mostly physical assault and some light arson here and there. Barely has her life together but it makes her a funnier person so there’s that. Fucking legend. Controlled chaos.

Osmosis: younger sibling who towers over everyone. Has never cussed, will never cuss, does not cuss. He does, however, willingly be the Guy In The Chair. Is the distraction in most crimes. Is the sneaky boi too. Likes setting off the plan. He’ll throw the bomb that will distract the guards, light the dynamite to draw away the police, etc. Enjoys coding. Has been known to tell the Roomba to draw dicks. Wholesome but will snap all 206 of your bones before finally killing you without hesitation or remorse. Weirdly obsessed with shoulders and Pokemon. Can code though, so there's that

Cranberry: middle child and middle height. Threatens to fuck literally everyone. Helps Ad catch the animals he tortures and watches. Points at every single fictional character and draws attention to their asses. Thinks the monkeys from Wizard of Oz were sexy. Cleans faer glasses with soap and water. Excels at school because of course fae does. Will break your shins. Enjoys finding loopholes to even the simplest instructions. A pleasure to have in class.

Ai: tired wine aunt. Aggressively ADHD. Best sister and aunt ever. Always sneaks candy in pockets, encourages crimes, doesn’t care about bedtimes, tells Ursa the kids behaved very well while she was out of the house thank you very much, etc (obviously Ursa knows but the house isn’t on fire so she considers that a win). Is drunk all the time, but somehow always manages to be a light drunk. Not drunk enough to crash the car, not drunk enough to be loopy, nothing. She is just always seen with a wine glass filled to the brim (never spilled anything in her life) and she always just seems sliiiiiightly tipsy. Never more, never less. Ursa says her sister seemed like that ever since they were kids.

Jiyuu: hobo. Always seen carrying around a sieve for some reason. Not even carrying around - it’s just in his pockets all the time. Jun Leaf calls it a holebowl and nobody has called it anything else. Hobo with a holebowl. Cranberry took one look at Jiyuu on his first visit to the family and promptly said, “You look like a hobo.” Jiyuu has never lived that down. Jiyuu enjoys teaching crimes and controversial stuff. He makes sure all the kids are aware that Australia is a lie. He talks about WWII and stuff and pins it on random people. He says murder is good and the kids repeat his arguments to everyone they meet. The hotdog guy at the baseball stadium did 9/11. Always manages to look 36 and 93 and 12 at the same time.

The Roomba (AKA Jun Leaf): mix of BB8 and Roomba. There’s no question in anyone’s mind that it is alive. It showed up one day and has just been in the house ever since. One day Ursa complained about the constant mess around the house, and the next day there was the Roomba. A few days later, Splat commented that the Roomba kept showing up in places that there was no way it could reach and it was almost like it was alive. They name it Jun Leaf as a joke. The next morn, the Roomba has Googly eyes taped on it. Nobody knows who taped the Googly eyes. Every 18th of November, the Roomba is found with a blue birthday hat.

Jun ?: an alternate? One day there was a kid on the couch sitting crisscrossed with the Roomba on his lap. Said he broken out of the mirror. He showed them the mirror that sat in the supply closet where the Roomba was supposed to always return to after doing it’s periodic cleaning of the house. It was broken. Nobody believed vim until ve said vis name was Jun ? and then held up the Roomba and asked for its name. Hangs around the house. Always has pieces of mirror in vis hair and clothes. Is the human embodiment of the Roomba. Often found with the Roomba in vis hands.

NotAd: Sometimes Ad shows up to the house hollering for blood. Other times NotAd shows up hollering for food. Ursa worried something happened to her child the first time NotAd made an appearance. NotAd is Ad just reversed. The family speculates NotHim to also be from the mirror (mostly because NotHim looks exactly like Ad but is left-handed). Somehow always has a mirror shard on NotHim (similar as to how Ad somehow always has a pocket knife). Palms of NotHis hands have scars that look like NotHe pushes their way through glass.

Oscar: Osmosis but as a virtual entity. Odiend2 first appeared on Osmosis' computer, much to Osmosis' surprise (he just walked in and there Odiend2 was, a perfect reflection of him waving at himself). Odiend2 has also showed up on the TV screen, spoke to the family through the TV speakers, and occasionally beeps the microwave in some form of code. The Roomba beeps back (somehow; the Roomba has no voice box). Odiend2 helps Osmosis out with coding but also enjoys randomly deleting files. An oddball (like Osmosis, lol) but he gets an excuse because he’s a virtual thing and cannot wreak actual havoc.

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punknotwife · 1 year

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@thebluekid-underyourbed happy birth mootie patootie

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underyourbed-news · 1 month

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公開劇場紹介

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▼今後上映予定の劇場はこちら https://eigakan.org/theaterpage/schedule.php?t=underyourbed

📍ムビチケ発売中 https://mvtk.jp/film/085922

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darkshadoekat · 5 years

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Boogyman

You know how when you're little, you're afraid of the monster under your bed? Of the Boogeyman ready to grab your foot? I think I figured it out, he never leaves he just moves.

From under your bed, to inside your head.

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#boogyman #figureditout #creepy #underyourbed #monstersinyourhead #thevoiceshaveaname

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vanished98art · 4 years

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“Hide” Day #26 of @inktober20 @inktober #inktober2020 #inktober #inktober52 #hide #inktoberprompts #2020 #october #spooky #underyourbed #creepy #monsters #hidden #bunnyslippers #eyes #art #localart #artist #artistoninstagram #vanishedart #vanished98art #vanishedartllc https://www.instagram.com/p/CG0-KfJnbPV/?igshid=2vgtmubw7v26

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metalundergroundwebzine · 5 years

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MORAN MAGAL - Under Your Bed

Superb was MORAN MAGAL mit „Under Your Bed“ hier vorlegt. Zwischen Dark Romantic, Gothic und Progressiven Soundfreunden ist etliches für den langanhaltenden Genuss vorhanden! #2019 #CDReview #FolkRock #GothicRock #MORANMAGAL #Rock #SAOL/Hart #UnderYourBed Read the full article

#2019 #CDReview #FolkRock #GothicRock #MORANMAGAL #Rock #SAOL/H'art #UnderYourBed

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cineplex51 · 5 years

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Anda Yua Beddo - 2019 #underyourbed https://www.instagram.com/p/B0pHEVJni9G/?igshid=1hyd01vzc6bnd

#underyourbed

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henriete41 · 5 years

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#monsters don't #sleep #dontsleep #under your #bed #underyourbed they #sleep #inside #sleepinside your #head #insideyourhead #monster #monsterinside #monsterunderyourbed https://www.instagram.com/p/BwFpzQQjKly/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bs23dm1c40gc

#monsters #sleep #dontsleep #under #bed #underyourbed #inside #sleepinside #head #insideyourhead #monster #monsterinside #monsterunderyourbed

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jetciti711 · 7 years

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#clowns #clown #iloveclowns #sweetdreams #iminyourcloset #underyourbed #underthebed #clowns

#clown #sweetdreams #underyourbed #underthebed #iminyourcloset #iloveclowns #clowns

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the-midni8-legend-blog · 7 years

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But the trick is to not let them control you

#anime #quotes #underyourbed #allinyourhead

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siccfurr · 6 years

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#Boogyman #UnderYourBed #SleepLightly #NightTerrors #Stalker #BedBugs #ItsOctober #Halloween #HappyHolidays #Sicc #Grrrr https://www.instagram.com/p/Bog3Vm6DetL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mb83n6bpw1np

#boogyman #underyourbed #sleeplightly #nightterrors #stalker #bedbugs #itsoctober #halloween #happyholidays #sicc #grrrr

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lzzysfreak666-blog · 7 years

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