everytime a female character has a hint of muscle or is vaguely gnc, all yall talk abt is pegging and violence and being thrown around like did you ever think masc/muscular women want to be treated kindly also. just a thought
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In Ehren des Speak Your Language Days präsentiere ich das beste Wort der deutschen Sprache:
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When Jason is scared, he tends to verbally lash out.
Naturally he has fucked up.
He's known his time was up for awhile, never really felt like he was supposed to come back. So when JL needs to use JLD to summon the High King of the Infinite Realms, suspected of being a God of Death, Jason's a little on edge.
He mayhapsest may jump straight to verbally lashing out the second the shadows start to condense into a humanoid form, the second he realizes something about the height of it but before it's fully formed.
"You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you! Everyone talks about how short you are behind your back!"
Everyone freezes, including the form that finishes condensing and ohhhhhh fuck that's a kid.
He just insulted a kid.
Oh fuck.
Now everyone is staring at him and the kid looks stunned, like he can't really believe what he just heard.
And Jason can't really apologize for that what the hell but also he can't justify it what the fuck is he supposed to do-
"Damn Jason, I thought when I saw you in the Realms you looked fucked up, but I guess coming back to life didn't do you any favors, huh?"
Okay, first off, that was a good comeback. Second off, he has zero recollection of this kid.
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-_- apparently the cut-off for this thing I want to submit to (which closes tomorrow) is 70k words, and I’ve got 67k
I need to think of three thousand words of bullshit to pad this thing. like a chapter where everyone goes for coffee, or something.
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yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality
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