#w their laundry

[fooltofancy]

insane to me that this set of like four apartment buildings shares five washing machines.

#i usually go friday morning and like No One does laundry friday morning so that's good #but i didn't do laundry last week and i want to do bedding #so i was SPREADING IT OUT like a reasonable person #i put someone's clothes in a dryer for the only sort of open washing machine and two more people were walking down the sidewalk #w their laundry #sorry bitches ): #there are twelve apartments in the two smaller buildings and i assume like eighteen or twenty in the large one??????? #hello?

[firstfullmoon]

Matthew Dickman, from “Grass Moon,” in Wonderland [ID in ALT]

#i want the world to be my laundry quiet and good and neatly folded away………. #w #poetry #matthew dickman

[ivysangel]

No thoughts, head empty, only this one:

Dick + baby fever + jealous + mating press = well hello bed, I love you, lmao

Thinking about male manipulator!dick who begs you to let him hit it raw. He's in your ear saying, "It feels so much better, baby," and "But, if you loved me," whispering all the reasons why you should toss the condoms this time.

You give in, insisting that he at least pulls out, telling him that you're not on birth control and you don't want any surprises. He gives you a phony promise that he won't pull anything and subtly nods his head at your words before finding his way inside you.

His body is pressed to yours, legs over his shoulders as he keeps you folded in half with the sheer weight of his body. Your fingernails leave bright streaks of red down his back, the type of open wound he can't get enough of, and your orgasm reaches its peak as his hips start stuttering. He's close.

"Lemme fill you up, baby," he groans, "Don't you want it?" his pace falters, deep calculated strokes now much more shallow and sporadic. "Come on, I know you do."

Bleary-eyed and in a state of delirium, you nod your head, and he's quick to take his chance before you change your mind. His final stroke hits you deep. Cock twitching inside of you as warm streams of cum fill you up, the complete opposite of what you'd initially wanted.

He's still inside you when he starts placing soft kisses on your face, calling you his pretty girl, and saying how much he loves you. "You'll pick up a plan b in the morning, right?" you ask, and he gives you another phony promise as he gently fucks his cum in deeper.

#i'll have to revisit this concept later #but for now here's this #and shout out to kazz for helping me w some of this :p #★ dirty laundry ★ #dick grayson #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson x fem!reader #dick grayson smut #dick grayson x you #dick grayson imagine #nightwing #nightwing x reader #nightwing x fem!reader #nightwing x you #nightwing smut #nightwing imagine

[tarotphil]

I think dan and phil should go to LA for a bit and do the little media circuit there. game changer, dirty laundry, puppet history, top 5 beat down, eat the menu. put those men in situations

#dp🌓 #dan and phil #amazingphil #daniel howell #phan #dropout #game changer #watcher #I think they’d have fun and /i/ would have a blast #dirty laundry w them and anthony #robin 📢

[woodsywarbler]

Quick study of Tom Cruise photographed by Herb Ritts, 1986 (photo link!)

#sloppy work but I'm trying to be looser w my art !! #also I did this in the Few Minutes I had in between changing my laundry over #I saw this photo and it immediately rewired at least 20% of my brain #woodsydraws

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Life in the tenements, 1937.

Photo: Arnold Eagle via Christie's

#vintage New York #1930s #Arnold Eagle #tenements #slums #b&w photography #laundry drying #clotheslines #neighbors

[ilatians]

life tip for the homies

every time i get dressed in the morning i ask myself “would elle woods (girlboss) or klavier gavin (manwhore) be seen wearing this?” and if the answer is no i find something else

#klavier gavin #elle woods #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #mansplain manipulate manwhore #ace attorney #legally blonde #this has honestly improved my self confidence SO MUCH #it helps w gender dysphoria and self love in different ways #and it challenges me to appreciate clothing i normally wouldnt wear #also it encourages me to do my laundry lmao #lawyercore

[short666bread]

#drarry #draco malfoy #harry potter #draco x harry #harry x draco #sometimes self indulgent wallowing is so satisfying #a fact about me is I am literally resting on a pile like this as we speak and also I am very sad #it feels v dramatic #but actually this is just how I’ve been sleeping lol #because the bed has a big dog in it and all over it and she’s a little stinky and also not great for like skin care #and the couch is a mid century modern joint with a horrible angle and wood between each cushion it’s basically a bench #and also has dog all over it #i love her sm but I’m trying to fix my face #i am staying w someone rn #the laundry is clean btw #anyways whatever

[pilferingapples]

.

having all sorts of mixed feelings about today -- I DO actually like Valentine's day, it's all associated with handmaking class valentines and buying candy and yeah, Fun Dates

and also it's my mom's birthday

which she hated, she hated sharing her birthday with today, so I always made sure to do something extra special about it so she didn't

it's the first one she's not here for

it's the first Valentine's Day that's JUST Valentine's day

I am a Little Fucked Up about it

...happy birthday, Mom, I'll yell at my elected representatives for you today

#...and keeping things Grounded my cats knocked over my mug w/ one (1) tbsp of cold coffee on my bed today #requiring immediate cleaning or the whole room smelling like a diner dishroom #life is a series of hellos and goodbyes but also always Laundry. Always. #when no one is there for me. Laundry is there for me >< #at least it's a distraction #natter #death

[lesbianaelwen]

god. they’re really nailing aelwyn this season and that’s so good for me

#like looking into a mirror. yes including the laundry dinner trays and complete obsession w their cats #the bored thing is so real. literally on my birthday this year I didn’t want to do anything with it so #I just went out w my brother and helped him with a school project and it was lovely #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #d20 #dimension 20

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

#death note #l lawliet #misa amane #my art #and #lawmane #i suppose #rip me for being awake this late #my fucking washing machine is broken and laundry takes 10x as long bc it is very picky about how it’ll work #so i’m up trying to do laundry (was unable to do it earlier) #ugh #i am doodling in my sleep deprived state bc good things usually come w that combo in my experience #like legit this took me like 20min i am god #whatever #enjoy them or else i will come to where you sleep at night (bc i know where) and i will very unnervingly stare at u #don’t mention the hands i am not trying w hands rn it it’s too late to draw hands w any sort of effort

[alisonmayyy]

Snap - Danamenkin

#snap me #spicy content #+18 only #cutie w a bootie #inkedandsexy #18+ content #private snap #i sell content #cute #feetpics #feetfinder #feetpose #footgoddess #bare toes #bare foot #painted toenails #black toenails #painted toes #i sell custom content #inked girls #pierced #laundry #laundry day #balcony #productive

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

i'm never fucking sewing again

#i will be happy with it tomorrow i think #i need to like actually quilt it down but I'll probably just do it in some of the corners by hand bc im gonna fuck it up if i try w the #machine i Know it #but it looks ok! #objectively for a first (and last 😑) quilt and you know what #it's fucking done and not sitting in my laundry hamper with all the other abandoned crafts like it has been for the past like 6 months #i know i probably made it Worse by doing the inside out thing instead of binding it like a Smart person #however #if i'd have done that i Never would have finished it so

[dykefaggotry]

I hate the Audacity of cis men. this dude has access to our laundry even though he lives in another house bc their washer/dryer is broken. cool great fine. it's on our landlord to fix, which he hasn't in coming up on 2 years. I wouldn't care, but this dude will leave his shit in the washer for HOURS, like rn it's been over 7 hours and usually he leaves them overnight. multiple times he's been talked to about this by our landlord. but he has the fucking nerve to leave out dryer sheets & money, expecting us to dry his clothes for him if we have laundry to do.

so I DID just maybe leave his wet ass clothes on top of the dryer with a note that says "hi :) please get to your laundry in a respectful timeframe for the residents here. leaving money and dryer sheets does not mean we're going to do it for you, as none of us are your mother. thanks!"

is it petty? absolutely. but also..... I've been incredibly nice and I'm sick of his bullshit

#it's funny that it's the two cis dude neighbors I have that make me want to beat them w sticks #bc they have so much Audacity it's insane #like there's this guy expecting us to do his laundry #then the other cis man thinks his temperature preference is the only one that matters even though literally everyone else is uncomfortable #like it's just. god. it's the belief that the entire world revolves around them for me #they're both straight and white too which. huge shocker there.

[lotshusband]

i’ve been suuuch a little housewife today. swept and mopped, did the dishes, cleaned the bathroom, baked bread, made sandwiches, changed the litter boxes, changed the linens, tidied my room… what an industrious young man……..

#phil helped me a lot btw . w the laundry and linens and organizing and suchlike #we make a good team :] #nathaniel.txt

[saetoru]

one time i went to a friends apartment to hangout and they’ve always been rly wealthy growing up but i never rly realized how wealthy until they started the washing machine for ONE hoodie bc they wanted to wear it and it was dirty and i was like 😧

#LIKE #U DONT WANNA WAIT TILL UR CLOTHES HAVE PILED UP FOR THE WEEK ??? #AND DO THE LAUNDRY AT ONCE ???? #LIKE A NORMAL PERSON ???? #doing the laundry multiple times a week for one set of clothes at a time is WILD #WILDDDDD #HOW RICH #i could never waste water bills like that #i don’t even pay the water bills i live at home w my family 😭 #but still #wild to me NFNSNDJD #anyway that’s rich boy gojo coded LOLLL