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stars-and-the-min · 1 month

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☆ the wrong way to hard launch (1) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n hello, this is called welcome to part 1 of a fic no one will read :) also i have a taglist now (yay?) so shoot me a reply if ur interested in being added <3

masterlist | prologue | part 1 | next part

TWITTER

lina !!! @EB_selina · 2h omg my f1wags debut??? y'all i've really made it 🫶

EB BAR @theemptybottlesbar · 2h us when our frontwoman decides to hard launch her relationship that we were scrambling to denounce: 🙂🔪🩷 ↳ camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 1h the EB Bar admin working overtime bc lina insists on stoking the flames of this ridiculous rumour ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 1h media literacy where? this is a fucking confirmation bestie

INSTAGRAM

selinabui

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selinabui me when i lie to myself and go date yet ANOTHER athlete 🤠👍 this one goes vroom vroom in expensive cars (p.s. dear news sites, pls stop using my old photos)

cameliazzz all that expensive media training chucked down the drain i see

eb_jonno the orange jumpscare holy shit lina it's like u hate him or smth ↳ selinabui @eb_jonno wdym he's very cute 🫶

landonorris Oh hello there ↳ oscarpiastri @ landonorris 😀 ↳ mclarwins @ landonorris OMFG LANDO WHAT ↳ selinabui @ landonorris bro why are you acting like we've never met or smth ↳ pi4str1 @ selinabui there's something about her that's so 😭

TWITTER

🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 5h ok i fear we need to start weighing up the pros and cons ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 5h pros: WE'RE FREE FROM AMERICANS, he's actually cute, we already follow f1 bc of guanyu, he's aussie <3 cons: white, he's another fucking athlete, orange ↳ 🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 4h 'free from americans' SO TRUE we were in the trenches with t*mmy

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h everything i find about this girl is just 😬 ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h oscar, get the FUCK away from that girl ↳ clovie @ luvyouvie · 2h omg why, what's up with her?? ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h kinda the classic rockstar shit and her ex is tommy howard (nfl running back)

liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 18h SELINA WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS??? WHERE DID THIS ENERGY GO 😭😭😭

↳ emme @flowersforcami · 18h as smo with a footballer ex, the comment on massive egos is so true T_T

↳ Ryan Forrest @ryanforrest93 · 17h Every time that interview pops up on my TL, I just get reminded of how YOUNG she was going through all of that nonsense. She was barely 20 and totally being gaslit by that arsehole. ↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 17h ^^THIS!! yes!! it was crazy that ppl gave her so much shit about staying with tommy even after the cheating but it was her first real relationship and it fucked her up massively

INSTAGRAM

zhouguanyu24 Margaret Court Arena

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zhouguanyu24 Went to go check on the baby sister 💪

selinabui my personal photographer fr (good luck tmr 💚)

emptybottlesbar Always stoked to have family stop by for a listen! Best of luck on the track 💪 ↳ selinabui @emptybottlesbar he doesn't need luck. he needs his team to fix the pit stop problem. he needs divine intervention

zhouguanyu_br piastri is dating zhou's sister?? ↳ jemma.wren @zhouguanyu_br cousin actually, in chinese culture they refer to paternal cousins as just siblings

stakef1team Looking forward to seeing Lina in the garage ↳ selinabui @stakef1team oh lmao that's not happening 🥰 ↳ pastry81 @ selinabui IJBOL she said you ain't SHIT see you in the papaya garage

cameliazzz thanks for dropping by on ur race weekend <3 hope it was worth your while (and family-friendly 🤫) ↳ zhouguanyu24 @ cameliazzz Thank you for keeping her alive ↳ selinabui @ cameliazzz why has it taken you over 20 minutes to go get pizza 🤡 ↳ cameliazzz @ selinabui why are you asking in ur cousin's comments 🤡🤡🤡 (they need to cooka da pizza)

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

emme @flowersforcami · 34m walk with me here... if zhou went to friday's show, do you think oscar did as well? and if so... did they just watch empty bottles' almost 2 hours set of lina and kas flirting 😭 ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 22m i literally can't think of anything else now :) do you know what the encore song was? ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 21m kaslina duet of we don't talk anymore (og by charlie puth) ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 20m oh how do we even defend them

EB BAR @theemptybottlesbar · 1h whole team in shambles... @EB_selina we hope it was worth it

oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h every linami realising they need to defend her stage persona to piastri fans... ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h WE SWEAR ON OUR HONOUR THAT THIS GIRL IS A TOTAL LOOOOOSER. SHE'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT THE MEDIA WRITES HER AS. HER ONE HOBBY IS SUDOKU. SHES A COMPLETE DOORMAT 😭😭 ↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 1h ok well, hang on... i think they get the point

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 5h after a literal night of deep-diving, i take back everything i've ever said about selina bui bc she's such a cutie honestly i get it, i kinda want her now

INSTAGRAM

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Finally got the green light to 'hard launch'

selinabui sorry i needed to be vetted so hard :/

logansargeant Oh so we're keeping secrets from each other now #fakefriend ↳ oscarpiastri @ logansargeant Sorry, did i forget the bit when you were there when we met or something 🙂

2cami4lina oh she let him in the studio, we're fucking done for

ausgp Some extra Aussie luck for the home race ↳ pi4str1 @ ausgp she's australian??? ↳ emptybottlos @pi4str1 do a simple google search first - the whole band is australian 🤡 they all grew up in sydney

piastri_lina but wait, the way i lowk manifested this... ↳ emptyb-aid @piastri_lina lock ur doors i fear i'm coming for you

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

taglist @ririyulife

#f1 #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x oc #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri smau #formula 1 fanfic #formula 1 smau #f1 fic #f1 smau #f1 imagine #f1 social media au

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mitsuyaya · 11 months

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[ absolutely smitten ] bachira meguru, isagi yoichi, mikage reo x gn! reader

contains: 383 words. fluff, just the boys having a crush on someone, lowercase intended, unedited

summary: how would the bllk boys (some of em) act when they have a crush.

end note: i told ya’ll that i have a lot of crush moments 🤣. part 2 of this but blue lock version hehe

blue lock masterlist

bachira meguru

bachira posts a lot on social media, especially on facebook. he shares posts about his crush—anything that could hint about you, your interest or anything you did during the day. he's fully aware that everyone can see his post, his teammates had already told him that it's annoying to see his name popped up in their news feed. but he doesn't care not when the person he likes doesn't react nor leave a comment on his shared posts.

but that was until, he received a notification from one post that he shared, something that made bachira malfunction: “panalo ka talaga kapag di ka crush ng crush mo” (translation: you win if your crush doesn't like you back) in which you commented “i just told you i like you too wdym?”

isagi yoichi

isagi smiles a lot whenever he would see you, he couldn't help the corner of his lips curving into a smile, it's like his body's natural response whenever he sees your face. you assumed that's just his friendly greeting so you never mind, you would even smile back at him.

he's been teased about it a couple of times, how he would instantly smile whenever he sees your figure—just like that one time where he wasn't in the mood and his friends tried to lift his spirits but the moment you walked in, it's like his switch was flipped, like he wasn't down a few seconds ago.

in isagi’s defense, it wasn't his fault that he's like this, it's because of you, how you always look so cute that sometimes isagi could feel his cheeks and lips about to tear from smiling too much.

mikage reo

reo stalks you on social media, it gets to the point that he has already sent friend requests to your friends, parents, siblings and even relatives. it even takes him just a day just to find your adorable childhood pictures; your graduation picture in elementary, your family reunion when you were 15, your old performance video for school—he hearts those posts.

but the most embarrassing part is that he accidentally likes your post from 4 years ago, he could feel himself trembling, breath quickening from nervousness and humiliation. what made him more nervous is the loud ping of his phone, a message that says: “so you're stalking me huh?”

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hellsquills · 7 months

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Ranking the Revenge crew from oldest to youngest sibling

Lucius: PEAK eldest daughter energy. No explanations needed. He's the one caught in the middle of his parents' fights, the one who tries to get them together, and the one who has to deal with the divorce. He's also their confident, the one who dares to speak up to them, and the one who pays the highest price. No I'm not projecting wdym

Jim: Protective older sibling, but there are still some signs of them not being the oldest. They will take the lead if needed and all of their younger siblings respect them. However, they're also very silly and great at taking care of the youngest ones.

Pete: He GETS. THINGS. DONE. Street smart, practical, resourceful. Seems and acts though, but he's really thoughtful and sensitive. He strives to be dad's favorite and ends up looking desperate in front of the rest of his siblings. Still, he's the one you can always look for when you need help with something.

Roach: One of the older siblings, but he gets along more with the younger ones. He's the type to help his parents at home because he genuinely enjoys domestic chores. He's also batshit insane, and people tend to think he's younger because of it.

Oluwande: He's right in the middle, which makes him pretty neutral when it comes to arguments. He tries to keep the peace because he's got four older siblings and four younger ones, so he can't pick sides or hell WILL break loose

The Swede: Middle-young sibling, the first one to move out of the house. He's very sheltered by his siblings, but he's the most independent of them all. Always a surprise with this one.

Fang: The little brother who has more emotional maturity than you'd expect. Loves spending time with his older siblings and they reciprocate. Actual dad's favorite.

Frenchie: Sneaky little bastard. He's well-mannered, and people assume he's older because he knows how to talk to older people. In reality, he's just REALLY good at lying and adapting to the situation.

Wee Jonh: The youngest brother who got insanely bigger than all the rest of them. He also is the one who will make fun of his siblings the most but will kill anyone who makes fun of them.

*Buttons and Izzy are not on this list because to me, they're uncles.

**I could include proof for every single one of these statements but GOD would that take a lot of time

#ofmd #our flag means death #lucius spriggs #jim jimenez #black pete #roach ofmd #oluwande boodhari #the swede #fang #frenchie ofmd #wee john #the boys (gn) <3 #my silly little headcanons #hells originals

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random-lil-illing · 9 months

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Call of Duty Ghosts headcanons bc im bored

things these hcs will not have: angst, nsfw, reader/ocs, death (i know ajax died but no he didn't. and logan didn't get kidnapped/taken by the federation wdym)

things that will appear: lots and lots of keegan, a lot of teen! keegan and ajax, logan and hesh, fluff, silliness, lgbtq+ themes, elias, merrick, some rorke, and a tiny bit of neptune and kick. Also riley is there!!! gotta love the dog. also theres swearing. oh and this is a somewhat long post

okay so first up teen keegan and ajax hcs (aka when they first joined the ghosts)

-they lied about their ages for the first few months and then randomly went 'yeah we're actually 16/17'. elias and rorke decided to keep them on the team bc they had potential. merrick was very against it at first but was like 'yeah okay'

-those two definitely confused everyone else with their slang just like hesh and logan do now

-they insisted they were best friends but nobody believed them bc they acted so fruitily with each other (it was all jokes they said)

-if we go with the keegan is trans hc i feel like ajax did a 'diy at home' top surgery

-speaking of the walker bros. keegan was their main babysitter, with ajax as second choice if keegan was unable to. elias paid him like 20-30/hour and gave him an extra thirty dollars if he gave keegan the kiddos before he had time to eat

-keegan was amazing at eyeliner (he still is but tries to convince the rest of the team he doesn't do it anymore. they know better than to believe him) and almost always incorporated it into his eye black for missions

-following this up ajax was the master of painting nails and no one was safe from painted nails until he turned twenty two, including logan and hesh as kids. the only one who was sort of safe was rorke bc ajax never had the patience to convince him

-keegan exclusively wore baggy, graphic t-shirts and sweatpants/jeans/shorts outside of missions. occasionally wore tank tops for training. ajax almost never wore baggy clothes, wearing form fitting clothes instead - tank tops, normal t-shirts, sweatpants, jeans, etc. The two always stole each other's clothes

-keegan had (and has) the absolutely strangest eating habits. cannot eat three full meals a day without complaining about being full, but two meals a day + a bunch of snacks before and after each meal is fine. refuses to eat something he had a bad experience with once in like second grade but will gladly eat something that could kill him. Cannot cook to save his life (can you tell im projecting)

-ajax on the other hand has fairly normal eating habits but could not cook at all back then. he's okay at cooking now, but he till refuses to eat anything raw (including sushi and raw vegetables) or anything too cooked (mushy vegetables and such)

-keegan definitely set curfews for everyone anytime they decided to go out. he wouldn't strictly enfore them but he'd be a bit upset if they weren't followed (he's anxious and cares abt his teammates just doesn't know how to show it)

-i feel like both listened/listen to ayesha erotica atleast a lil. obv they have other music they listen to (metal, rock, etc.) but they definitely have atleast five ayesha songs in their playlists

-keegan has no idea what the p in his name is for. his birth certificate says 'keegan p. russ' (or katherine p. russ if we go with the trans hc). he tried to ask his parents/siblings but they dont know either. ajax always joked its for 'pussy' and logan and hesh followed in ajax's footsteps

-you know those baby tees with like 'i <3 pathetic men' or 'i put the hot in psychotic' on them. yeah ajax and keegan have those but as like oversized shirts

-keegan rarely ever cried/cries bc hes always forcing himself not to. so to encourage him to cry when he feels like it the team gives keegan ten/twenty dollars after everytime he cries and they tell him to 'get himself something sweet to make up for the tears'

-on that note keegan used to have the biggest salty cravings but now he has a terrible sweet tooth. ajax used to like savoury but hes a sucker for spicy now

okay enough teen headcanons lets move on to the present

-we all know logan and hesh are gen z so i propose: the walker brothers confusing everyone with gen z slang/humour/behaviour. things like 'slay' or saying 'im gonna kms' at any minor inconvenience. logan saying 'nice girl dinner' whenever keegan makes his weird but lowkey bomb lazy food

-some of the ghosts (mainly keegan, logan and kick) listen to music on missions. they mainly have appropriate songs for the occasion like phonk or metal but sometimes when they're fighting or killing an enemy inappropriate music starts playing and they have to try so hard not to laugh. i mean keegan slicing someones neck with 'make u cum' by ayesha erotica playing in the background

-logan rarely swears but when he does they are the most brutally creative swears ever. i'm talking 'pussyy-eating son of a French whore' sort of shit, and worse. much worse. hesh swears regularly but gently, elias the same but a bit harsher, rorke swore like a sailor but gentler than logan, neptune only swears when other do, kick never swears (you gotta bribe him to do it), merrick only swears when hesh, logan and keegan can't hear, and keegan swears a lot but nobody ever catches him doing it

-sometimes the ghosts mix their masks up to keep the federation on their toes

-also lets pretend that at the end of the game elias didnt die and logan didnt get captured by rorke and ajax didnt die at the beginning bc that made everyone else sad which makes me sad and just no. no angst here (pls humour me sadness is a very uncomfortable feeling)

-they tried to have separate rooms at their base but eventually they all just moved into the same room minus elias bc they just feel safer that way

-riley is the community service dog no arguing. whenever someones having a panic attack riley helping them. nightmare? dont worry he sleeps in the same as everyone else he'll just cuddle you. trouble eating/doing something? he'll do it with you

-also keegan, kick and logan 100% spoil riley. everyone treats him amazing but these three treat him like a king

-also i think it'd be funny if atleast one of the ghosts kept getting riley's gender wrong and calling him 'she' 'good girl' etc. bc thats exactly what i accidentally keep doing

-riley's very smart but the one thing he doesnt get is why nobody will eat his dog food with him. his logic is that he can eat human food so that means they can eat dog food. the only person that has eaten dog food with riley so far is keegan bc he will eat basically anything as long as the texture/taste/memory with said food is fine

-speaking of which occasionally keegan will just crack an egg and eat it raw infront of the others bc he thinks their reactions are funny. nobody else but neptune and hesh find it funny

-one time kick switched out keegans eyeblack with sharpie ink and keegan couldnt get it off for a week and didnt speak to kick for a month, not even on missions. he had ajax talk for him.

-(over comms on a mission)

kick: hey keegan do you need help?

keegan, fighting for his life against about five enemies alone: ajax tell kick i am about to DIE

-i think it'd be really funny if the ghosts started a tiktok account where they pretended to be airsoft/military cosplayers. theyd get unexpectedly popular and people would be like 'yo wheres ur gear from' and theyd panic and respond with smth like 'we stole it from the government' so theyd just be known as THE anarchist airsoft tiktokers (theyd obviously use different names and masks than usual)

-keegan is the most innocent ghost regarding sexual matters. it was banned talking about/learning about in his house and he never bothered to learn later. he knows the basics (how sex/getting pregnant works) but otherwise no

-merrick, neptune and ajax never had siblings growing up so whenever they see logan and hesh fighting they always wait until either keegan or elias intervene to see if its serious (elias is their dad and keegan grew up with four other siblings). why not kick? kick can't be trusted to intervene if they were tearing each others limbs off bc he and his siblings chased each other with weapons for fun

-keegan loves sugar but doesnt like showing it so he just eats chocolate/ice cream/cake at like two in the morning

-also he moves around a lot in his sleep to the point he could go to sleep on his bed and wake up underneath the same bed like two hours later

-rorke and elias were definitely best friends i refuse to believe they werent. also rorke taught the walker bros how to swear

-the ghosts watch cartoons in their free time. anytime they have a free friday they have movie nights - not limited to cartoons but its mainly that. when they watched the barbie movie they wore pink (also yes they're all feminists no theyre not any -phobic/-ist)

-i know they would never meet him but if they ever met ghost (simon riley) theyd make fun of his accent and maybe mask (especially the 'foap' side profile). they wouldnt take it too far tho i feel like they actually kinda like ghost. he wouldnt like them much tho i feel

-they have game nights and they have rules as to who can play what

-keegan cant play any card games bc he automatically wins everytime or he cheats, no inbetween. hes also banned from twister bc hes the most flexible

-neptune and merrick aren't allowed to play jenga (neptune cheats and merrick always gets way too mad about it). oh and neptune cant play would you rather bc he somehow always is the loser

-logan isnt allowed to play poker or go fish bc he cheats. he also cant play truth or dare bc he always picks truth and never dare

-hesh isn't allowed to play chess because he flips the board. also cant play 'sorry' bc he doesnt like killing off the other players

-kick isnt allowed to play any board game bc he somehow always finds a way to cheat

-elias isnt allowed to play would you rather bc he takes too long to decide

-ajax isnt allowed to play jenga, 'sorry' truth or dare bc hes either cheating or leaving halfway

-merrick also cant play twister bc he cant even do a crab for more than a second. neither can elias but he doesnt want to play anyway

-they have two groupchats - a professional, strictly bussiness one and a free time, silly one. sometimes they'll be talking about a target they have to kill in one groupchat and a minute later theyll be sending memes in the other one. they have the professional chat instead of meeting bc nobody likes those. sometimes someone (usually logan, hesh or kick) will be texting in the casual gc while theyre supposed to be talking abt important stuff in the bussiness gc and merrick or elias will go 'pay attention to the meeting boys' even tho there is no meeting

thats it for now lmk if you want more :]]]

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donshowmachine · 10 months

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I shall request romantic scene:

agent reader with a bunch of soldats surrounding them, and reader thinks the soldats are going kill them.

But the soldats are like "date us or die"

That's all could i think of....the end

I can only imagine the soldats being aggressive when asking someone on a date

AMAZING request and taste, anon! :D i hope you will enjoy. <3 And i can also write sequel if someone ask ;D

Gender neutral reader, crying reader, bad english probably because im not native and don't have beta. 1K words. And soldats acting like agressive bullies and scare the hell outta poor reader, be cautious :D

It was scary to apply to AAHW. You tried to calm yourself with thought that they shouldn't treat newbies bad if they're so desperate to recruit new workers, and promised payment at least good. But it's funny how because of the heavy schedule and the mere apocalypse in Nevada, You had nowhere to spend your money, and no time. When you understood this, you only was like "Aha. Good job, Auditor." And sarcastically applaused. You was bited, but at least you had "home", bed, food, no personal space, and... "Family", as many of agents called this military hell. They were born here, of course, technically clones here were genetically identical, so, siblings, and this is their real family, but you always wanted to scream: "WHAT'S SO FAMILYISH HERE, NAME IT?!"

But you never will, because you would be the wrong one, and no one will understand you. "Wdym, Y/n, here is family dinner, family training, family dying. We're just amazing big family. Name one thing that isn't family here."

You always feel uncanny here. Not like life in Nevada wasn't crazy, but here it is crazier. You weren't ready. Not for schedule and physical trainings, but for how all other workers behaved. It was a crazy mixture of excessive friendliness, and complete disregard and disrespect, at one time.

The most scary part were ATP soldiers. They were trainers, and oh god, they were stern and loud. You started shaking, when they yelled at you at training sessions, and it happened everyday. Of course, your fear caused bad performance, more yelling for that, and it turned into self-repeating loop.

"I-i can't perform better when im s-stressed!" Finally you had determination to speak, barely holding on to trembling legs. The black glasses hid the fact that you were almost ready to cry, but not flushed face. The soldier looked at you with an unreadable, cold expression on his face.

"Oh, you poor little thing!" Soldat said sarcastically, approaching you obscenely close and caressing your cheek. You only felt worse from the touch. "You will poop yourself out of fright when you hear your own dying scream, BECAUSE IT WILL BE LOUDER THAN THAT! NOW CLIMB ON THIS WALL. NOW."

You wish you could quit, but the contract said that your whole life now belongs to AAHW. Aw crap. Oh damn.

ATP soldats never acted friendly, they sure had some arrogance and disrespect for all agents, they just show it passively. It would be weird if they could bond, since they're modified only for one purpose, they never socialised the way you are, and now you were Inadequate freak for your normalcy, because mostly everyone around you aren't. They're isolated in AAHW, like this is some kind of military sect.

Just the sight of their glowing yellow lens made you feel worse. And you haven't even met Hank yet!.. But you believed you would be less scared then, because Hank at least wouldn't yell in your ear and demand something from you...

But this is worked somehow. Now, you were training alone, without even those yellow lenses of hell glowing on your back... The big training rooms were so peaceful and calm when you're here alone. Of course, you were forbidden to sit back, and you were watched, but this was much better. Even if it wouldn't last long. Now You were next to the wall you jumped off. It was funny how many trainings is just climbing on ropes, walls, breaking windows from the outside, And, of course, the most unexpected and funny thing - crawling on ventilation.

Door is opened, and bunch of ATP soldats arrived. With weapons. They aimed their guns at you. They looked angry.

"...Good morning, Y/n." this was most threatening way to say good morning to someone.

"We have one topic for you." Started quietly one of them, still aiming at you. You heard him perfectly in eerie silence. Your uplifted hands trembled, and you couldn't say a thing, scared of possibility of being killed... If It was a possibility, and not your immediate future.

"Wh... What i did?"

"We noticed that you have feelings for us..."

...

...What? Why the hell they even would think so? Now you're more confused than scared.

"Wh-w-w... Why y-you would ever think so?" it sounded much more calm in your head.

"Look at you! Can't even connect two words, always shaking, blushing when you see us, avoiding us..."

From fear and from urge to cry. How they didn't understand that?!

"Even sobbing, because you think we are such an attractive men, who would just reject you when you confess, am i right? We are tired of waiting. DO IT NOW! DON'T PLAY SHY."

"No... It isn't... Like that! You completely misun..." You barely can talk, only sobing. "Misueueghhnghh... Misunderstood me!"

"We said CONFESS, NOT PLAY SHY." The soldier shot into the wall centimeters from your head. You squeak from surprise, and then burst in tears, unable to contain your voice. Soldat speaks again. "You played enough for us to get bored. If you're so timid to take next step, we will teach you HOW. CONFESS YOUR FEELINGS."

You cried, as you were trying to grab wall behind you, In order not to fall. You tried your best to confess your "love" that they imagined, with your messy breath and sobs. It turned out something like "i lu... Whhww... Hnnggh... I lov u..."

"LOUDER."

You screamed it at them, drowning in tears, your voice cracked like a teenager. It was it. The breakpoint. You couldn't feel worse now.

"NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DATING US. UNDERSTOOD?!"

"Y-yes, sir!" You cried, as you fell to your knees, and hid your red mess face with your hands.

"Aww, look at them, they're so happy they can't even stand!" One ATP soldat whispered to other. "Aww. Look how defenseless and weak they are..." Soldats didn't know word "cute", so this is closest thing they had in their dictionary. If you had force to look at them, you will notice how yellow they became from your cuteness, no one aiming now. You can hear how they remove the guns, and walking closer to you. Now they're just covering you like snow on the asphalt, hugging, stroking you, bumping each other's elbows, silently, but agressively fighting for a territory where they can touch you. You sure now look like very upset christmas tree with all those yellow lights.

#atp soldat #madness project nexus #madness combat #madcom #Atp soldats x reader #Atp soldat x reader #Madness combat x reader

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d10nsaint · 2 years

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Your whole entire account gives me more dion brainrot then i need you feed my addiction all i think abt is more milf reader and dion imagine her being a strong magic user 😩

Yet again me on your acc love you lots😩😩❤️❤️

HIHIHIIII!!! also random hcs please spare meeee

Dion w a powerful wife would be such a power couple on missions

like, back to back, surrounded.

*Partners in crime by set it off plays as they kill people*

And then imagine going to a ball with him..BJBH THE MATCHING OUTFITS???

like, he would have a purple outfit (agriche's color) w the red hints, and you would have a purple dress with red roses & blackshaw flowers!! (taming of the tyrant ref.)

Then nobody would talk to you both because hes glaring daggers at anybody who looks at you

Imagine the morning after sex and you use magic to cover up bruises.He would watch you so intently, too..

Yk how he used a little lightning magic in s1?Thoughts of teaching him that are flooding my mind

And your kids would all be so beautiful

3 mini versions of you then a pair of twins that look like dion and act like him

And your kids would love affection because they don't want to end up like their dad (attention starved, therefore always needing to fuck for validation)

Imagine having Dion's siblings hit on you though..

Like, fontaine talking about what he'd do to you while you scrunch up your face.

Then sexy roxana's seduction omgee omgee...!!

I would see you also being close to lant, and getting a sneak at his plans then telling dion so he could prepare.

Seducing dion, though..'

Like, he would say 'we need more kids' and you would lazily smile at him and kiss him in the most enchanting way possible and he would just be starstruck(but its not on his face)

Imagine caging him between your arms on a wall and putting your hand under his chin after kissing his cheek and sending a light shock to his body everytime he tries to back out.

The way he would have the most sexy laugh (laughing at you, obvi) as you seduce him because he knows your knees get weak at his voice..!

How he wouldnt know what to do with kids, either.Like, didnt you put those in me sir??Wdym you dont know how to take care of them while i go bathe??

#dion agrece #leigewrites #manhwa #x reader #the way to protect the female lead's older brother #dion agriche #the way to save the older brother of the heroine #manhwa x reader #leigetalks #dion agriche x reader #dion agriche smut

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cowboypossume · 1 year

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carl. Carl wdym. What are the "right" assignments.

so ok sun and i were talking about this (pls don’t be mad i don’t care it’s a song and fictional characters fbuxbxudb i cannot express how much i do not Mind. songs are meant to be interpreted with our experience)

keefe- poet. obviously. like “yea life sucks add some moonlight symbolism and a rhythm and is it STILL bad (yes.)”

that is keefe 😌

fitz- solider. listen-

LISTEN.

i get the argument he’s a king. the reputation around his name, his loyalty, etc. i GET it. but.

soldiers are loyal to a fault. they’ll fight tooth and nail to save a kingdom they once thought to be perfect, because, in their eyes, it’s all they can do.

soldiers, overall, they’re complacent.

they know death is immainate with where they stand. they know they’re nothing more than a number, but they still fight. they don’t want to push the status quo or involk change because they benefit from it.

also soldiers have historically had a close relationship to power in terms of status. not as high as a king/emperor, but still pretty high up.

also! the song mentions “[he] carries a mighty sword”. fitz is CANIOCIALLY impeccable with weapons. kings are too, but i feel like fitz’s usage of weapons compared to sophie’s, shows fitz as the better candidate for soilder. he’s had them for longer, and he’s forced to use them more frequently.

similarly, as someone with a sibling (and who has spent too long analyzing biana), there is no way in hell fitz would let the throne be ruled by him and only him. in times of distress or worry, fitz has a compainion who can fight alongside him and knows his strengths and weaknesses. those assets translate better to a solider rather than a king.

fitz, i love him to death, but he doesn’t know how to lead.

sophie, on the other hand does. which leads me to…

sophie- king.

she’s felt isolated/different her whole life, but she knows how to channel that loneliness into something productive.

think through the books: growing up she has to keep the secret that she could hear everyone’s thoughts. and now everytime she learns something about herself, it puts her further away from the people she’s supposed to relate to. she knows the responsibility these differences have forced her to face, so the heavy weight of a crown would be nothing new to her, even with the support system she now has.

sophie knows how to gauge a situation, act quickly yet not impulsively. she knows she doesn’t need to be at the forefront of every battle in order for it to be successful: everyone has their strengths and everyone has their weaknesses.

#there is more but i am tired #asks #tater do you have a tag 😭#sophie foster #keefe sencen #fitz vacker #sokeefitz #sokeefe #keefitz #kotlc

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🙈, 🔪 , 🖍️ for Oloïsse! For Agni and Hjalti: 🌱 & 👪 (basically asking how do they feel about each other by asking this ashgdsa), and for Dexx: 🌙 & 🍁!!

aaaah thank you!! (also i've actually been wanting to talk about Agni & Hjalti weird family so it's perfect hehe)

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

I've pondered that question for a while because I never thought about it before, but I would say that after HoT he withdrew into himself and realised that he didn't want to be responsible for anyone anymore. But joke's on him, Aurene appeared in his life and he came to the conclusion that he couldn't avoid his fate. But he still feel so tired all the time and he wishes that he could just ... idk, abandon his duties? But he hates himself for it and acts like everythis is fine and he doesn't need help.

🔪 KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame?

:) :) :) he reacts super well wdym

No, okay, but more seriously he is KING of self-blaming and everytime something bad happened in PoF & EoD he was always one step away from loosing his mind (especially at the end of All or Nothing, boy oh boy was he about to give up for good). Good thing for him to have excellent self-control because he could turn into something truly terrifying

🖍️ CRAYON - what advice would you give to them?

"You're going to be fine. Be selfish sometimes. Save yourself first if you want to save everyone else. Seek therapy."

🌱 SEEDLING - what is their most vivid memory from childhood?

Agni and Hjalti didn't grow up together so they don't have any shared memories of childhood.

For Agni it was first the anxiety that represented Home. It was her father falling into the Sons of Svanir ideology, her mother trying to keep their family appart. He left and her mother went after him and Agni never saw her again. And then her uncle Forgal, the brother of her mother, took her into his care. And he could make her laugh like no other. He taught her how to hunt, how to dance, how to carve wood, how to fight. The happiest years of her life were when she was with him.

Hjalti was the son that was supposed to follow his father's steps. He was raised in coldness and cruelty. He barely remembers his own mother. Childhood was only ever about anything else but fear and pain.

👪 FAMILY - what is their family like? what is your ocs relationship to them? does your oc have any siblings?

Long story short: local piece of shit is unhappy with his wife and disappointed to have a daughter, so he go behind their back and have a son in secret with someone else.

Local piece of shit joins the Sons of Svanir and the mother of his daughter tries to stop him but ends up dead. Then he goes and steal his other kid, a five years old boy, and tries to raise him to his standarts.

But he fails because Hjalti has a good heart and a strong connexion with the Spirits and and he away as a teenager to go back to his mother. After learning about Agni's existence he tried to find her but didn't manage to locate her for YEARS until the end of Icebrood Saga because turns out that she found their father when fighting against Jormag and killed him and now people in Hoelbrak are calling her "patricide".

So obviously he goes to the mountains where she lives on her own and it doesn't go so well lmao, especially when he tells her they share a father. But he is persistent and she gives up and now then try to,,, get along? Be normal sibligs? Hjalti is a little bit scared of Agni, he doesn't fully get why she is the way she is.

🌙 MOON - what is your oc's greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?

Not being the family dissapointment lmao

But truly he wishes absolute freedom, being able to roam the ocean and never being stopped. He wants to die with a weapon in his hand and in a way that will be remembered. He already does anything to makes that happen, so nothing is really off the table in his mind.

🍁 MAPLE LEAF - what is their favourite season? why?

I would say summer because it's the best season for sailing and he likes to nap in the sun

#gw2 #i swear to god i've scrambled my last braincells to finish this #my brain is FRIED #i've spoken 4 different languages today and now i can't make a coherent phrase in any #c: oloïsse #c: agni #c: hjalti #c: dexx

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lilicohirukoma · 1 year

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YOU S4 EP2 LIVEBLOG

Here we go again

- I wouldn’t be too married to the idea its one of the new people here, could always be someone from your past (maybe the guy the Quinn’s send)

- Is this season gonna be Joe’s descend into madness/paranoia? I kinda dig that

- Oh wait an actual murder mystery party? Even more fun!

- But I still don’t get why they want him around so much, like he isnt rich so that can’t be a reason

- YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHODUNNITS MR GOLDBERG

- But then why would she conviently leave a voice mail about him being dead right in front of you?

- Shit okay he made that deduction too I’m gonna go cry now

- Kate’s being sussed out so I feel like its def not her and she might even die

- Ah yes hello Nadia you still exist, how convenient you love the mystery genre

- WHY ARE YOU CALLING ABOUT THIS IN A PUBLIC AREA IDIOT???? GO HOME AND THEN CALL how has Joe never been caught oh my god

- Don’t like being stalked huh Joe

- Delete the app/destroy your phone, clearly they want a game and if you try to deny it they’ll have to make measures to keep you in it and through those measures you could get closer to their identity

- Lady Phoebe is giving me some Annika vibes I love it

- Now hold on a minute... Phoebe might be a bit more manipulative than she looks

- I know Ralph is Ralph Lauren but who tf is Tom

- Liking the Soo siblings a lot and I think one of them will survive, my bet’s on Sophie

- No Kate’s the red herring move on from her

- Louis XIV for Sun King w Dagger? Makes sense for the rich entitled assholes theme the show is going with (as usual)

- His detective superpower is probably gonna he the fact that he’s a serial killer and can thus think like a murdering stalker

- I feel like we are gonna get more crazy stuff from Gemma and Blessing, I think the characters have more to offer

- When charged with a DUI one moves to London and starts an elite club obviously

- WHAT DID I SAY SUN KING LOUIS XIV BABY, thank god he was one of my biggest history hyperfixations

- How much did they pay Adam’s actor for that scene I got to know

- Hmmm why did that lady want a picture of Joe

- EWWWWWW NFTS GET IT OUT OF MY FACE. Kill Simon for me please

- I dont think exposing a piss kink equals murder and framejob

- Wdym Roald Joe smells of New York, Virginia, Vermont and those kinda places

- Do love this snake skin suit Adam has going on

- Yeah I don’t think it’s him either, he’s weird but that isnt a crime

- Red paint meant to symbolize blood I see whats going on

- And ofc Simon immediatly makes performance art out of it

- Didn’t you literally say to stop helping people? Why are you helping Kate out again fool? (Yes its bc hes in love w her I know)

- He sells NFTs of course he stole the other art works

- Nah, he’s an asshole but too casual and laid back to kill someone, frame a person and then fuck around on text about it

- Simon’s gonna get killed I can feel it

- So Malcolm was missing a finger and Simon an ear, both of those had jewelry (a ring and an earring) on those parts so that might be something

- Rhys is getting more and more suspicious but that might also be on purpose

- Kate is just reserved man, not every good act should be for public display

- I love Nadia, if she dies I’m gonna be so mildly disappointed

- OH FUCK YES LETS GOOO GET HIS ASS

#you season 4 #netflix you #you

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Light-Bringer Act 2–Scene 2

A2.S2– So where were you?

[LILITH stands at the base of the staircase, surrounded by LUCIFER; NIFTY, ALASTOR; ANGEL.]

CHARLIE: [Looking around, doing a headcount:] Yeaah?

LILITH: Lovely.

CHARLIE: So where where you?

LILITH: Heaven.

EVERYONE: [WHATTTTTTT? HUHH THAT'S SO CRAZY. HOW? WHY? WDYM YOU WERE IN HEAVEN? OMG, THAT IS SO CRAZY! WHAT?]

ANGEL: So what the fuck happened? [LILITH glares, as the group continues freaking tf out]

LUCIFER: You disappeared--?[betrayed] --Heaven?

LILITH: Yes. Heaven. May I explain?

ALASTOR: Please, do.

LILITH: [Smiles,] Alright, then. Lucifer, I'd like you to meet Uriel.

URIEL: [From the top of the stairs, powerful wing flapping approaches. URIEL lands, his wings folding away as he enters with ✨razzamatazz✨] Hi!

LUCIFER: Who?

LILITH: Your son.

LUCIFER: "YOUR SON?"

LILITH: Well, yes, I suppose he's also my son. [Flirty] Did you forget about the birds and the bees? Maybe I'll have to remind you some time~

URIEL: Uh--

CHARLIE: Mom, please.

LUCIFER: [Falling for it.] Heheh..

ANGEL: HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUUUUCKHAHAHAHAHA

ANGEL: Wow. I mean, congrats Lu. Remember, you can always let me know if you need some tips, m'kay?

CHARLIE: [interrupting] Okay! Wait. [To URIEL:] So you are my brother?

URIEL: Oh- Uh- Charlie?

CHARLIE: Yeah! Hi! I-uh-well I don't know, sorry, I didn't think I'd ever actually meet you.

URIEL: [being cordial:] It's lovely to meet you all!

VAGGIE: [From behind him:] URI?

URIEL: HELL YEAH! VAGGIEEE I FORGOT YOU WERE AT THE HOTEL TOO! OH I'VE MISSED YOU Heavens not the same without you :)

CHARLIE: Aww—

VAGGIE: [Re: The vertical scar from URIEL'S LEFT cheek down under his chin] Who's that from?!

URIEL: Take a wild guess...

VAGGIE: How??

CHARLIE: [Not following:] Who?

VAGGIE: Lute, honey.

URIEL: She was going nuts in the barracks after the extermination; I mean, I understand it. Her and Adam were pretty close, y'know? [Beat] Speaking of Adam...I gotta meet that gal who did the deed.

NIFTY: [Perks up, scuttling up to URIEL.] Hi! I'm Nifty! Oh wow, I like you hair. It's messy though. Hmm... It's okay I can clean it up for you 👹I want to add that's white piece to my collection👹

URIEL: Wow. You are a freak! I love it. [Kneals, offering for Nifty to climb on his shoulders] I'll let you know when I get a trim next, I can bring you some. [Mocking:] Maybe I'll add it to a scrapbook for you.

NIFTY: [Getting a better look at Uriel, she begins speaking faster and faster, excitedly:] Oh wow! You do look like Charlie! I guess your not as pale. Oh! Can I see your wings again? How many were there? Why doesn't Charlie have wings if you two are siblings? Can I have you feathers too?

URIEL: [Amused; Never seeing something as 👹 as Nifty:] Uh, yeah, I think I've got a few that were big enough to be quills at ho-Heaven. And I already forgot most of the questions but: While Charlie here, is also a "Half-Angel," she's Half-Demon too...

[NIFTY stares blankly:]

URIEL: I'm Half-Human, speedy.

[Continues stare:]

URIEL: So, uhmm, yeah I don't know how the fuck to explain this to you, hon.

ANGEL: [To Charlie:] So, wait. Spooky momma

here isn't yours?

URIEL: -what?

LUCIFER: It's was when she was human. In the Garden.

ANGEL: So why're you here now?

CHARLIE: Why weren't you?

[He shifts uncomfortably, looking to LILITH AND LUCIFER.]

URIEL: Well, I wasn't really allowed to just "pop down"

ANGEL: Why not?

URIEL: It's...complicated?

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moon3unny · 4 months

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Christmas update 24.12.2023

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Please just block dont report

Alright so this morning I was still 54,kg same weight but at least I didnt gain right so thats a win. I was feeling really shitty but I pushed through with cold brew and cooked a whole lot of christmas dinner. I had to eat obviously but Ill use it as my metabolism day! ate lasagna but I only ate half of one piece because I legit could not eat any more like i was so full I was starting to feel sick.

ate some sausages a few chicken nuggets- but overall I am so full that its uncomfortable and I feel sick. but this will be a huge metabolism day so im trying not to cry about it.

Im not going to weigh myself tomorrow for my own sanity

theres so much food left over I cooked that I dont need to cook tomorrow which is pretty slay. so I can start low restricting tomorrow again :3

I got an eyeshadow pallete, a kuromi plushie and a thermal coffee cup so I can keep tea,soup or coffee hot when im upstairs since I drink stuff so slowly it gets cold quickly

anyways heres some tea:

my sister right. I dont fatshame I dont give a single fuck ab anyoens weight only my own but shes an emotional binge eater and shes been medically obese for most of her life now which is no problem as long as shes healthy just repeating this: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSES WEIGHT BUT MY OWN. if u fatshame then respectfully: block me.

the problem is: that she tries blaming how much she eats on everyone else but herself. she asked me to hand her the chicken nuggets on the other end of the table so I did, and then I handed her a sausage too thinking she would want it too- I only HANDED IT TO HER and she GRABBED IT. I DID. NOT. place it on her plate she could have said no and I wouldve just put it back.

later when she was full she complained about "having to eat this sausage" as if I forced her to. she kept going on about how I put it directly on her plate. so we kept going back and forth ab how I did NOT put it on her plate I offered it and she TOOK IT WITH HER HAND?? NO SIGN OF NOT WANTING IT WHATSOEVER and then she kept going on and on ab with that self centered tone and audacity to blame me for making her eat more so when I told her thats not what happened like 3 times like it didnt happen legit 10 min ago she kept denying it and lowkey trying to gaslight me??? OVER A FUCKING SAUSAGE? "thats not what happened (deadname) wdym" AND SHE HAD THE FCKN BALLS TO SCOFF TOO???????

LIKE I COULDNT GIVE LESS OF A FUCK IF U DONT WANT TO SEEM LIKE U ARE EATING TOO MUCH BUT DONT BLAME IT ON ME????? I LITERALLY SPENT HOURS IN THE KITCHEN TO COOK ALL OF YALL A WHOLE MENU WHILST FIGHTING THE DARK SPOTS IN MY VISION U FUCKING BITCHBAG. anyways that pissed me off so much because she only acted like that bc our dad was sitting right in front of us at the dinnertable and she doesnt want him to comment on her eating which is very valid and relatable but ur fucking horrible if u make ur literal YOUNGEST SIBLING suffer for it.

Hi. Im the youngest sibling yet Im basically the oldest sibling bc they both cant cook for shit. I handle every argument that breaks out in the house andI protect both of my older sisters whenever my dad gets in a screaming fest with them. me. the. youngest. I never had any older siblings because Im the one handling them.

Ill rant ab her in another post this is basically already too long sorrayy

#ed not ed sheeran #prorecovery #only pro recovery #tw ed diet #⭐️ving #tw ana diary #⭐️rve

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prodbyblush · 2 years

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hello! can i request aib characters being in a relationship with rizuna an's brother? it could be imagines or headcannons, it's up to you. (idk how you're gonna pull this off with karube bc you know-). that's all, advance thanks!!

ｎｏｗｌｏａｄｉｎｇ . . .

▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 100%

ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ!

・❥・ requested

AN: wdym how am i gonna pull this off with karube? he's alive and in the Beach in this post-

Taglist: @ahahawowwwwww @chishiyaslosthoodie @jnrenner @dorizone @bangtannie7 @fruity-frutta @miniminnie27 @itsmeaudrieee @andreeasancheez @cherriruto @cmterygates @animefan7420 @loevngyuno @x-lulu @greengummyworm @valiirie @boowoomuu @aikerx @lowilaufeyson

→ male!reader ; an's younger brother!reader

Arisu:

• amazed at how calm you can be during tense situations in the middle of the game • panics when he found out you're an's brother • and so everytime he plays with an, he tries his very best to help her clear the game • stays out of her bad side • tries to earn big sister points from her • lowkey an likes you with arisu • because she knows you're in good hands and he'll be able to take care of you

Chishiya:

• isn't surprised how he acts just like an • already got the idea you two are siblings because of the resemblance and how you two react on certain scenarios • tries to drop hints to an whenever they talk • "your brother's cute" • "i like your shades. but where is he?" • in the beginning, an would only roll her eyes whenever she hears him calling that • but in the long run, she wouldn't be bothered by it anymore

Niragi:

• oh boy • mentally counting the times how he pissed her off during meetings • the militants would be ???? whenever he tells them not to piss an • they know why though, he's dating you, an's younger brother • imo, an would be against your relationship with niragi • because you're dating another guy who's brain is in his rifle, uses his rifle to think and decide and not with his head • she doesn't understand what you see in niragi but if you're happy, then she's happy

Last Boss:

• not only does he protect you, but protects an as well • someone contradicts an's words? the tip of his katana is already pointed on their cheek • just like niragi, an doesn't know what you see with samura • but if you're happy, she's happy too • once threatened him that if he hurts him, she'd throw boiling hot water on his face • honestly a dynamic relationship • he is the brains and samura is the brawn

Usagi:

• an finds your relationship with usagi as a cute one • (if you aren't an outgoing person) an would be thankful to usagi that she makes you go out and enjoy outdoor activities • like mountain climbing or rock climbing • two women are now looking after you • an would be a little nicer to usagi • only you and usagi would be on an's "people to trust" list • the relationship is rocky at first but usagi would try her best to get into an's good side

Kuina:

• 10/10 likes kuina for her younger brother • when you aren't around, kuina and an would talk about you and all the things you did back in the old world • kuina is impressed that you are also in the forensics team • whenever the militants would walk in front of you, you can bet kuina is already putting you behind her • would teach you martial arts • so that you can defend yourself when she's not around • honestly kuina is so intrigued everytime you tell her stories of your crime scene investigations back in the old world

Karube:

• karube, chota and shibuki made it to the beach hehe • an would be a little skeptical about you dating karube • just like usagi, the relationship between them is rocky • because an thinks you can do much better while karube thinks she's being nosy for getting into the relationship • you can expect them trying to kill each other off • but for you, they'd try to get along • because they love you and wouldn't want to hurt you

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ninjayuri · 3 years

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ace attorney??? more like really fucking gay attornies who are SO THICKHEADED i am going to kill them

why couldnt this just be a fandom thing like i thought it was before i played. why cant they just make these canon. why must we suffer so

i dont even want them to be canon cuz yknow normal reasons, i just want the fu kdingnf PINING TO STOP cuz its SO MUCH WORSE EVERY TIME

wrightworth? killed me. not bc of their cuteness or normal ship reasons, nooo instead you change your entire major for a guy you knew for 4 months when you were 9 and book a private jet cuz you thought the guy was dying and gain unnecessary feelings and have that man shine brilliantly in your eyes and share a deep dark secret with the exact same girl who just confessed her love to a guy and being great partners and trusting in each other to find the truth and enjoy biting into apples because theyre red and

klapollo? dont even get me started. once again, not because of normal ship reasons, but because they make me so infuriatingly mad. but yknow being used to getting inspected by the ladies but feeling that way for the first time with a man and calling each other cool while blushing and treating your guitars like lovers instead of smashing them on stage and singing a song about your boyfriend being the prosecutions witness and taking care your heart isnt stolen away and wiping pretty smiles off your opponents face and pulling the darkness out of him and being dazzled and literally asking him out to dinner is all normal and straight dude stuff

lanamia? girlfriends? really? i cant believe you thought that going to law school together and being both a detective and prosecution at the same time she was a defense attorney and being close enough to her you had to push her away and break contact when you got involved with a murder and dying at the hands of the man that blackmailed her and her being the first person you tried to contact when you were in trouble and being attracted to her (intellectually) could possibly mean anything not straight at all.

franmaya?? wtf are you on about??? wdym you saw acts of lesbianisms when two women admire each others strengths for being so strong in her own way in the exact same situation as herself and when theyre narrative foils and when one of them avoids whipping the other despite not doing this for pretty much anyone else and when she spends all night on a freezing cold mountain doing something extremely difficult to make sure the other is okay and out as soon as possible?

faraskye? HA dont make me laugh. why are you even telling me about how theyre literally a detective and thief which fits the trope perfectly and about how they investigate together and about how they worry about each other and how they both have big dreams about their careers in the future which theyre super passionate about and have entirely planned until something comes in their way?? this is all heterosexual behaviour???

blackmadhi? you mean having opposite designs that are black + edgy and white + holy while having the complete opposite personalities to their outfits and calling each other sad monk and reverse panda while fiercely going off against each other because neither of them can bear to lose and putting up facades to keep others away from their true selves but still caring about their younger siblings and doing anything for their sakes? yeah i dont see it.

junithena? youve got to be kidding. playing together in the woods as children and growing up to still remember each other even when others dont approve and being determined to help her find her true self and being worried that shes anxious while remembering what happens when she does even though its been years and getting mad at anyone who bothers her and sobbing because she gave you an orange and promising to defend her no matter what and taking a risk so that she doesnt get in trouble in court and calling each other nicknames and getting jealous that two people are fighting over her love while calling her a bunch of compliments and being supportive but sad when she gets a crush on a guy for some weird forking reason doesnt mean anything at all.

asoryuu????? whaaaat??? cant believe you ever thought that being certified besties and taking a huge risk so that said bestie wouldnt lose their dream and calling each others partners like every line and that thinking hes the pride and joy of your university and not sleeping in the same bed so you can go into the closet and teasing each other while still showing your unbreakable bond is homosexual activity.

tldr: theyre straight /s and i hate them

#ace attorney #wrightworth #narumitsu #klapollo #franmaya #lanamia #blackmadhi #junithena #asoryuu #worthwright #mitsunaru #faraskye #ace attorney spoilers #mad

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skzfelixity · 3 years

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Being A Counter | The Uncanny Counter

Just moments and life with the counters because you deserve a non-blood related family like this one💕

You were the 4th one to join the squad, if you count Cheoljung out.

Your spirit guided you to eonni’s noodles and you were more than confused.

“Do I have to work at a restaurant?”, “Oh wait- you want me to eat, how thoughtful of you!”

“Just go inside!”

Your spirit was annoyed to say the least.

“We’re closed-”

They didn’t expect to see you so soon since their own spirits informed them about a new member an hour ago.

Ms Chu welcomed you with a warm hug, Hana with a nod and Motak kept eyeing you suspiciously.

“Does your spirit need glasses?”

Ms Chu glared at Motak’s remark about your spirit picking you.

Don’t take it personally, it’s literally Motak being Motak at first sight.

After some explaining of what the counters do, you were asked to join them and you didn’t hesitate to immediately accept.

Your instant response startled Ms Chu, earning a chuckle from Motak.

“What are you so surprised for? If she didn’t accept, she would die.”

“She might die doing this job too.”

It was literally a situation of instant death or possible death.

Let’s go with possible death for now.

Oh well, what’s cooler than saving people’s souls anyways?

All four of you grew closer mission after mission.

Even though Hana was still cold and distant, you found yourselves getting along pretty well. Training together almost every day.

Motak became like a father to you.

He no longer had this intimidating aura, from your point of view.

His mean remarks were more like ‘I care for you so I will tease you’

He cares deeply for all of you but he will never admit it out loud.

Ms Chu would always remind you to eat and stuff like that.

She was like a mother to you and it did radiate a sense of comfort.

She definitely acted like a mother but if you asked her, she would deny it saying she doesn’t care about you and then the next minute she will be asking you about your day etc.

Game nights !!!

Just imagine playing monopoly with them:

Motak going to jail for the 14th time, he was used to putting people in jail after all, whining about it until his turn comes again.

Always gets 5 when he rolls somehow.

“The dice is broken.”

Ms Chu with a lot of money, she definitely did not steal it from the bank when y’all weren’t looking, waving it like a fan in front of her face.

“Where did all this money come from?”

“My pocket?”

Hana laughing more frequently than she did before.

Overall spending time together apart from work was fun.

Strong bonds take time.

You did a pretty good job capturing spirits, maybe because of their low levels but still it wasn’t easy.

Like damn, you lost count of how many times Ms Chu treated your injuries.

Using her power also affected her health but she didn’t even let any of you go without treating even minor injuries.

Got to stop her once by saying, “We need a mom for the group.”

She at least knows you see her as a mother and that makes her beyond happy.

She wouldn’t hesitate to reduce her lifespan for all of you<3

One day you were all eating noodles when an idea popped in your head.

“Why don’t we wear matching clothes when we go on missions?”

No one seemed against it, Motak liking it a lot.

You did fight over the colour though:

You wanted red, he wanted grey.

You ended up getting both.

Soon enough, the day that you didn’t manage to catch an evil spirit came, following the death of Jang Cheoljung.

His spirit, Wigen, found another person to become a counter.

Aaaaand your 5th member joined you.

He wasn’t as quick as you to agree but what can you say? It was live or die for him.

So Mun, a high school boy living with his grandparents.

He didn’t seem promising at first but he proved his potential soon afterwards.

You had to save his ass because he was always in trouble.

Episode 10 can’t happen, you kept him in check.

Time proved that something you missed in your bond was So Mun, the team felt complete with him.

He is the baby of the squad, everyone worries about him 24/7.

Sometimes you would just mess with him for absolutely no reason.

Car rides after a mission always go like:

“Can I rest my head on your shoulder?”

and So Mun falling asleep a few minutes later, with all his weight pressed on you.

You trying to stay comfortable while not touching Hana.

“Touch me and I will kill you.”

You heard it once and you both knew, you didn’t need to hear it again.

The sun is up after a mission? Ice cream.

Eat all you want Jangmul is paying.

The moon is up after a mission? Meat/Noodles.

Missions increased, introducing So Mun to the grey jackets and trousers.

I feel like red would still be his fave ones though.

“Oh Ms Chu, it matches with your hair!”

*smack* poor So Mun.

Working on the restaurant:

You, Hana & Mun serving while Motak and Ms Chu cooked.

Honestly? It was a mess.

Mun constantly dumping into either you or Hana, stepping on your feet from time to time.

Some customers being scared of Hana because of her face, choking on their food every time she passed by.

Zoning out while watching TV was a regular for you and Mun, it happened to Hana too though.

Ms Chu calling you three to take the bowls, no one knew she could yell that loud. Motak often joining you in serving just to not hear her getting ignored.

Whenever high school boys came to eat, you could feel Motak’s glare from inside the kitchen.

“So Mun, tell them to leave.”

Poor Ms Chu had to hear Motak complain about high school boys’ poor mannerisms.

He doesn’t want you around boys, you’re too young for that.

That one time you broke a table, oh man.

“Oops?”

Ms Chu was furious, Motak laughing at the customers’ faces.

Had to clean the huge mess, So Mun offering to help.

You and So Mun? Besties.

You went to school together every morning, same class.

You two, Ungmin and Juyeon spent almost every break together, eating snacks and making fun of each other.

Always made sure to hide you when Hyeoku was around, he just knew this certain bully had a crush on you.

One time, he noticed Hyeoku making his way to your table holding some sort of candy. He immediately dragged you away.

Ended up looking at a wall, Mun claiming he wanted to admire the red and brown bricks with you.

He just doesn’t want you around Hyeoku because he is dangerous, no other reason:)

Having dinner at his house? At least once a week.

His grandparents obviously adored you. His grandma being able to recognise and remember you, well most of the time.

His grandpa’s jokes about you two becoming a couple, never failed to make you smile. His grandma complimenting you with the sweetest grin on her face.

Sleepovers happened a lot, usually falling asleep while discussing about evil spirits and all.

Hana warmed up to the team more. She started seeing you and Mun as her younger siblings, always taking care of you and looking out for you in her own way.

You were all cleaning one day when Jangmul stormed into the store.

“What do you spend all this money on?!”

Long story short: Motak, You and So Mun were guilty for spending too much on your stomach needs.

“All this money for food?!”

He wasn’t that mad, he just thought y’all bought a house and didn’t tell him beforehand. Motak threw him a bag of chips to calm him down.

Yep, Jangmul ate them all.

“You want to eat the bag too?”

A lot of dancing, especially when in a good mood during shifts.

Of course So Mun tripped countless times, wdym.

You had each other’s backs, there was no reason to worry.

You were a family and the restaurant was your home.

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