#we stan ofc

[dream-eating-youkai]

this exchange is so fucking funny to me like Clara's like "but like. what if i lie to you what then" and Aglaya's like "you can't lie actually" and Clara's like "Fuck you I can lie whenever I want I do it all the time"

#pathologic #pathologic classic hd #and then aglaya's like ''don't yell'' #like Clara was so appalled by the suggestion that she's not a liar that she started yelling about it #i mean same but it's still really funny #after Aglaya says not to yell you can say ''ok i'm leaving then fuck you'' and that's also really funny #like it's very important to Clara that people know she can lie #even tho she herself says earlier in the game that she can't so she had to have been lying then #we stan ofc #this is legit part of why she's my favourite healer

[2009phan]

okay you know what my roman empire is?

the fact that teen dan howell became a fan of/fell in love with phil when he was posting the most deranged unhinged videos on the internet. like this was pre mainstream youtube. this was before "hello guys smash that like button" youtube. teen dan howell saw this

and was like "i need to wait until i turn 18 to message this guy and stalk him". like broooo

the way people say it is like "yeah, phil was a youtuber and dan was a fan" and it makes you think that phil was like a modern day sponsor-friendly youtuber with an instagram following and a brand. but that is so detached from the truth. like youtube itself was an obscure website and like dan saw this unhinged weirdo's videos and fell in love with him. like.. ahhhhhh i am not okay

#and the fact that people are shocked that they're into catboys or whatever #like know your roots okay #they've always been deranged #especially dan okay #bc phil is the way he is neurodivergent king okay we stan #but dan fell in love with that shit #ofc he's a catboy freak of fucking course #anyway yeah #roman empire #dan and phil #dnp #phan

[jokaarija]

GOOD MORNING BIG DAY FOR GAY PEOPLE (the joker out & käärijä joint fandom)

#(and the people we stan ofc ofc) #joker out #käärijä

[buckysbarnes]

SEBASTIAN STAN as CHARLES BLACKWOOD WE HAVE ALWAYS LIVED IN A CASTLE (2018)

#sebastian stan #sebstanedit #sebastianstanedit #sebastianstansource #mcucastedit #userblues #tusershay #tuserlanie #usertammy #usermasha #tuseraud #noalook #** #*ss #© #we have always lived in the castle #this is probably one of seb's best aesthetics?? but ofc the character is atrocious

[fulgurbugs]

I think Alfyn is neat and I wish more people would explore his motivations and emotions outside of his c3 and ships! I think he probably has a lot of unresolved issues around the fact that of all of the parent figures and role models he's had that we know of, every single one of them is dead

no you are so fucking totally right because. (OK OT1 H’aanit ch4 spoilers for those following me who haven’t played and want to you have been warned) ok you know what this is the perfect fucking opportunity to talk about. the fact that because ot1 is my favorite bad game ever and doesn’t have any kind of travel banters surrounding galdera ar anything we never get ANY kind of commentary on the fact that Redeye is Graham Crossford. he also doesn’t ever talk to tressa after she finds out that he’s the author of her diary. i feel like it’s such a missed opportunity… like, this guy basically decided the trajectory of Alfyn’s life and Tressa HAS AN ACCOUNT of more of the shit he’s done. and then like, Alfyn potentially had a hand in personally being one of the people to put Redeye down (and he should be there, fuck you full party unconsciousness we sealticge + rehabilitate) to which he would not find out that that was literally the man who saved his life until the gate of finis which has to be. literally probably the most devastating thing he could possibly find out. i mean, like obviously he was too far gone to be saved but it’s alfyn, you know there’s a part of him that’s like but really, did it have to be like that? he was a person, once, and you know. there’s magic. miracle medicine. it’s the kind of dawning horror that gives you nightmares for the rest of your life, and that’s after the nightmares you’d get just from looking at redeye. not to mention the fact that garham was still at the very least, a sliver of an amount present enough to write a “kill me” message in marsalim. like hoooooooly shit this would weigh on Alfyn so much worse than anyone else. and then like, we know from his ch3 to his ch4 like… this stuff weighs on him. just because he did the best he could with the information he had at the time doesn’t mean it’s going to not affect him, even post-arc more assured alfyn. like ultimately he would come to the conclusion that he really did end up doing the right thing, but still. like you said, he’s lost his parents, his hero, just like. it’s a lot. i think in summary holy shit Alfyn man we gotta get you a therapist.

#alfyn ch3 one of my fav chapters in the game and ofc you know im alfion stan supreme but. #FUCKING aghhhh im so insane about alfyn i always am thinking abt this guy but THIS SPECIFICALLY #I WANTED THIS THREAD RESOLVED SO FICKING BAD OR AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGED #i think if ot1 had an ot2 style final chapter we would’ve got something about this though. #also i think Kit and Alfyn should be friends. also #octopath traveler spoilers #i should probably. tag spoilers for this huh

[plistommy]

People don’t seem to understand that Joe literally WORKED with Dacre. He was a close friend of his, I don’t think when he says Billy’s his favorite character that he agrees with the things Billy did, he just think he’s interesting. And to be honest, I think it’s more because Dacre played him and Joe clearly admires him

#About the twitter drama #Ofc I won’t say more to it but still #We don’t see the side of Dacre when he played as Billy with Joe #So yeah idk #I think he just really admires Dacre and that’s where all the Harringrove and Billy stan stuff came from #And with admiring I don’t mean he likes him but he obviously think he’s cool! #steve harrington #harringrove #billy hargrove #joe keery

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

jin zixuan: don’t talk to me or my son or my demonic didi or my daddy-issues didi or my perfect sister or my perfect wife or my wife’s daddy-issues didi or her demonic didi ever again.

#hes a family man ✊😔 #we stan good spouse and brother jzx in this household #and dad ofc #jyl is v proud of her husband #but wondering why his expression seems vaguely familiar #(he took notes from her smackdown with jin zixun) #jin zixuan #mdzs #the a-qing show #jiang yanli #jin guangyao #mo xuanyu #qin su #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jin siblings #jin ling #my post

[fandom-fae]

noelia and yuelia from fantasy life

#ik i left out like evry detail on their outfits but sorry not sorry i ran out of motivation. maybe i’ll add them later lol we’ll see #fantasy life #fantasy life 3ds #fandoms #moi #my art #games #yuelia #fantasy life yuelia #noelia #fantasy life noelia #fantasy life i: the girl who steals time #fantasy life i #i love the moon sisters #<33 #especially yuelia. she’s so cute <33 but ofc we stan noelia too :)

[mcgnussen]

in an interview with dutch viaplay, kevin has spoken about choosing to stay in denmark despite the high tax percentage. he says that he will stay in denmark to give his family a normal life, he does not want to drag them into a “weird” lifestyle just because he is a f1 driver. kev said that money is not everything and that his family being happy is the most important thing for him.

#he is still rich ofc but yeah denmark takes around 50% of his income #kevin magnussen #k-mag continues to be one of the drivers we should all stan

[swordbending]

[ID: a screenshot of a tumblr post that reads "'azula can't be redeemed' iroh and zuko literally did way worse things than azula ever did yet they got redemption". End ID.]

y'all I-- ☠️☠️

#I cannot with azula stans like can we please be serious #ofc azula can be redeemed but ofc she's done worse things than zuko #iroh okay you can probably argue did worse things than azula #but she literally succeeded in colonizing ba sing se where iroh failed #the only thing that kept her from succeeding in literally killing aang was that katara still had the spirit water from the north pole #you can make a case for azula redemption without making things up

[praetorqueenreyna]

MARCH TAMLIN STAN BIRTHDAY LIST

Decided to put together a list of ALL THE TAMLIN STAN BIRTHDAYS in March, since APPARENTLY there's a lot of us!

March 9 - @rin-u-pos

March 14 - @lucychanart

March 15 - @kateprincessofbluewhales

March 16 - @achaotichuman

March 18 - ME!!! @praetorqueenreyna

March 26 - @shi-daisy

#ajsdlfkjsdf that second week of march is just WALL TO WALL BIRTHDAYS #also I can untag u if ur uncomfortable being tagged here I JUST THINK IT'S CUTE!!! #ofc we love tamlin we are spring babies <3 #and pisceses #I think #I don't know the cutoffs #also I'm going to hawaii for my birthday week so HONESTLY I'M PROBABLY GOING TO MISS MOST OF THEM #so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMLIN STANS HUGS AND KISSIES #I LOVE U ALL

[regina-del-cielo]

Sky Sport Italia: "couldn't Ferrari have made some upgrades now instead of waiting for Imola?"

Fred, a Man of The People: "do you want the people at Maranello to fucking die of exhaustion?"

#my ponderings #sports #formula 1 #chinese grand prix 2024 #fred vasseur #to quote Carlo Vanzini: LET VASSEUR COOK #am I happy about today's weekend? no ofc #was it a FULL disaster? NO #IN FEDERICO VASSOIO WE TRUST #him reminding the journalists that making major upgrades requires TIME was so sexy #this is a Frederic Vasseur stan account

[boxwinebaddie]

EVIILLL (i love that) BUT do they still make out WAYYYY longer then needed even if they're broken up?

oh, Certainly, darling. ;)

here’s the reference post for context.

and actually, that whole music video scene/side plot lives so rent free in my head, that i…started writing it out as a little mini para? i just miss writing stuff and wanted to do something fun and dramatic and spicy with legit crazy amounts of emotional/sexual tension in it.

because…oooough my god, i just know jersey was annoying and extra as FUCK that whole time. which, while diabolical, is also a very bold move bc stan was not speaking to him, like, At All and had no intentions to but kyle, conversely was extremely desperate speak to him so…he saw his opportunity and he took it, baby!

my man was Working! It! every angle, throwing his head back, his jawline could cut glass, his hair was so luxurious i bet it smelled so good, his like billowy tunic thing was falling over his shoulder, which has so many freckles on it…all while he was winking and waving his pretty long ass fingers at stan, smiling evilly.

— and when kyle does the things he did to him as raven back to him, it’s so funny to me because stan had to be blackout drunk and try really hard to exert that level of sex appeal as the biggest boyfailure on planet earth, but jersey quite literally is just That Bitch, does not need to try at all, can do it ten times better and it’s one hundred times more effective on ravenstan —

who is probably in hair in makeup, gripping the table so hard, trying to be unbothered when he’s SO bothered, hot and otherwise, shaking so much the hair and makeup team are like “you need to stay still.”

like stay still???? STAY STILL??? bitch! could you stay still if literally your ex super best boyfriend and the hottest person on planet earth is trying to eye!fuck! you! during the shoot for YOUR MUSIC VIDEO??? which i know that was extra stressful bc it was stan’s music video so it was his concept so he designed his own hell and built it around kyle and wanting to see kyle do it, so he literally played himself, rip bestie.

a mess…a MEEESSS.

and after all that happens which, whEw! a lot was happening, it was Very Ungentlemanly And Depraved, there were a lot of hands…in places that polite young man’s hands should not be…but when they pulled off i Swear kyle was smirking lookin sooo smug and satisfied, absolutely shameless, abt to try and go in for another one like literally tucking stan’s hair behind his ear, like skating his nail down his jaw line slowly and stan was SEETHING. i mean mad mad MAD!!! and stan never gets mad. like he stormed the hell out of there slammed the door And Everything before screaming into his hands.

free ravenstan, stop the violence jersey!!! you know my man is a pacifist and can’t fight back. :/

p.s. pls note that ravenstan looks like a slutty punk rock crimson dawn virgin sacrifice version of victor van dort in corpse bride but like more red than blue bc of raven stans angst divorce hair…do we…do we see the vision? there’s a vision and in it stan looks extremely pretty, wide eyed, easily corrupted & biteable. <3

#oh my god literally this entire thing is a mess #like the fact that ravenstan probably had an extremely vivid sexually charged dream about this #was like hm what if i make it a music video and pretend like its beautiful artistry when i really just want to see kyle #dressed like a sexy sexy vampire and do bad things to me #LKHDLKHSHSLSKHS JAIIIILLLLL #but like then takes literally the fattest l on planet earth bc he literally built his own hell like he fucked up so badly #he did not think kyle was gonna show he thought he was gonna cancel like literally stan wanted to call in sick but its HIS MV??? #and jimmy and kenny are like are you okay can you do this and hes like duh yeah ofc im a professional i dont even car-- #literally walks into jERSEY and who just winks and says Watch Where Ya Flyin’ Angel ;) HDSLKS HE WANTED TO DIEEE #AAAA WATCH WHERE UR FLYING ANGEL IS SOOO SICK OF HIM LIKE I AM IN SHOCK I WOULD FALL TO MY KNEES #LIKE KYLE PLEASE STOP RIZZING HIM HES SO WEAK HE WAS BREATHING SO HEAVILY JIMMY WAS PATTING HIM ON THE BACK #WITH HIS CRUTCH LIKE THERE THERE BUDDY KSHDLKDS #amazing i...am gonna write it i want to laugh and cry #jersey kyle is too good at this like hes so powerful #they looked good i know they looked good anyways do we see the vision are we obsessed i want the copy of the mv #but like the xxx directors cut where stan and kyle makeout for like several minutes and knock everything over #thank you for coming to my ted talk #also i wrote this ask meme bc i was just talking to rp about it and i literally got so unhinged help akshdlksad

[clydesdonovan]

Hi let’s do a fun little tag game: in the tags, put your favorite character and the character you feel you relate to the most!!

#south park #hi #ofc you can tag more than one lol #but anyway!! here’s mine #my favorite is Clyde!!! followed by Kyle #but I relate the most to Stan!! we are alike in a lot of ways I think #and I end up feeling for him and resonating with Stan-centric storylines the most #usually. not always lol #but yeah!!! I’m interested to see if you guys relate to your favorites or not

[kveom]

i was tagged by @sevencoloredstar, @squishy-woozi and @wonufied to do this tag game! this was so fun thank you hehe also interesting to see everyone else's choices

i'm not sure who's done this already but tagging: @kimsmingyu @bandzboy @s-lay-ing, @zyx, @ppanghanni and @irlvernon

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#( a lot of thoughts in the tags ) #i never know what era to put in 'era you started stanning in' #bc it was in the middle of dwc and clap era but i guess you're still in the earlier era until the new one starts right #so yeah dwc #that photo of seok is from their weekly idol ep and that's the first time i remember seeing him and being like #*eyes emoji* okay who's this #ofc kidult best song song of the century #to you would be there too but kidult wins out on how much the lyrics mean to me #fave album is probably between going seventeen (og best album) an ode attacca and face the sun #but face the sun won bc shadow?? domino?? DON QUIXOTE????? 'BOUT YOU?????? IF YOU LEAVE ME???!?!?!?!? #i hate hot tho so <3 #darling makes it better #yes dino my beloved #jeonghan would be there but i think he's more of 'the member i would actually like to be friends with' #i just respect him and his personality a whole lot lol #seokhan my most precious <3 i will never forget the seokhan 2017 or was it 2018 content we got #decalmomie still not dethroned since 2016 or whenever #everyone listen to it if you haven't #fave gose ep you really can't go past gose 2020 #like that was crazzzzzzy #95% of those ep are legendary you can't make me choose #if i had to tho i'd probably choose the bungee jump #bc it's funny as heck and shows how seventeen knows the little quirks and whatever of each member #but also ofc the wholesome ending showcasing their bond and how supportive they are #also means lots to me as a proud dk stan <3 #so yeah this was heaps fun!!

[monsieurenjlolras]

If wine was the only alcohol that existed I would honestly be fine with that. I would be happy to never drink liquor again. Wine is dramatic. It is tastey baby. It is sexy. Also it's like 12% alcohol max and I love that. gimme that.,, dionysus juice

#we stan wine here #responsibly ofc #alcohol mention #live from the musain