If I had a nickel for every time someone in the British Monarchy had major health issues, Trisha Paytas was pregnant, and Dan Howell was on tour for We’re All Doomed, I’d have two nickels.. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice (and in two separate years).
@danielhowell, thanks for making a show that's equal parts devastatingly hilarious and achingly poignant 🖤🧡
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okay okay so i’m saying this cos i actually don’t think it’ll make it in
WAD SPOILERS AHEAD
anyway it was madlibs and there’s this one where it’s basically us making a cult and both shows the person running the cult was phil (everyone always shouts phil for that specific madlib) anyway last night dan asked us to shout a noise and someone shouted a sex noise so it was phil running a cult called *insert dan making an awful sex noise* anyway at the end of the joke dan always reveals he’s been apart of the cult the whole time now normally this is just funny and has no other implications but dan just goes
“i’ve been in *dan makes horrible sex noise* with phil for years”
queue the biggest fucking screaming and laughing i’ve ever heard from a WAD audience.
like this literally was the reaction on all our faces
i’m aware this sounds so fake but like it literally happened and i bet they’ll use the take from saturday instead (same way they definitely will cut dan calling us faggots lmao)
“I do want to have a sincere moment to say thank you to everybody for fucking leaving the house and being here tonight. Just to see me. Jesus. This was the 76th time that I did this show. It’s been obviously, like, a huge part of my life for the last two years and as you know - ‘cause I’ve been waffling about it - there was a fucking pandemic, we went through some shit, yeah? It did a number on all of us. And doing this was something every single day I came out and did it, I was like: I can just fucking keep going, as long as I keep saying this shit until I actually believe it. I fought so fucking hard and all of you were so awesome. Even when I’m trying to be real as fuck and you scream: eating ass. For everyone who left the house, and watching online, I really appreciate all of your support and you are the only reason why I continue to make myself look like a fucking ass on the internet.”
- Dan Howell coming back onto stage after finishing the last We’re All Doomed show in London, 11th of February 2024
girlie made me emotional again. made me want to keep living. and all while serving cunt and taking my money again. and you know what. i let him. he’s hot. he’s gay. he can’t do math. he can have my money. this show is a blessing, im glad i got to see it in person and then again today.