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natigail · 3 months

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"I would like to say thank you to everybody for supporting the comeback of DanAndPhilGAMES. I was going through a beef (*brief) period unemployment because I stopped creating content on my own channel and people are always like: Dan, when are you going to upload again? You think that I- Phil had to drag me! He had to drag me back on the internet and sit me down to play The Sims. But on some level, I've been enjoying it. So you guys are reawakening me. You are de-conditioning me from the dystopia and I'm enjoying my time back. Everyone is just saying 'beef' in the chat. Yeah, cheers. We're going to be beefing. The comeback fixed our timeline. I mean, yeah, it kind of did. There's very few things in this world that gives us hope."

Dan Howell during a YouTube Live with Phil Lester on his 37th birthday (x)

I'm still a sucker for those soft-voiced honest moments that come from Dan when we least expect it. And this livestream was a great excuse to break out this old Dan quotes series of mine. (Also our dork didn't realise he said beef instead of brief <3)

Quotes from Dan (147/?)

#dan quotes #dan howell #dan and phil #phandom #DanAndPhilGAMES #PHIL'S BIRTHDAY CHARITY STREAM #1k

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ginkgo-gremlin · 5 months

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"some things are like cocomelon to me and some things are like crack/cocaine to me... but only because I have autism"

- me about making Majora's Mask out of paper maché

#autism #dan quotes #loz #when i realized i could make it to have... you dont understand #can you tell that legend of zelda is my special interest?

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sh1-n0bu · 1 month

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incorrect hsr quotes #2

[name], visibly exhausted, downing more shots than usual: so eventually, i’m like, being nice doesn’t work. being nice gets me stalkers

dan heng, sitting in the nearest table, watching [name]: i kinda feel called out

[name], continuing on: being mean gets me crazy men who are attracted to crazy person

blade, sitting in the same table as dan heng, nodding proudly: yep. i asked them to crush my skull in the other day

[name]: and so, i’m just gonna ignore y’all now

dan heng and blade: sulks after hearing that

jing yuan, who’s been at the same table as dan heng and blade, with a smug grin: aww but pookie🥺

[name], done with their shit: and they liKE THAT TOO! LEAVE ME ALONE❗️❗️

kafka, [name]’s gossip bestie: aww but pookie, you’re living the life

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nothatsmi · 7 months

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Lovely isn't he.

I finished the third book. It's been a few days already but with work and stuff... Anyway now I'm digging through the additional content Nora posted on Tumblr, took me a while to understand how it works but now I am pleased.

I cannot express the emotionnal damage these books have done to me, but I'm not finished drawing any of the foxes. Just saying.

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #matt boyd #dan wilds #kevin day #foxes #palmetto state foxes #morning sunshine #kevin day has a book of quotes and i'm very much willing to pick some in my day to day vocabulary #that guy is so funny i swear #a moment of appreciation for all my folks who can just not function in the morning #we appreciate you still :)#noah's aftg series

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ultrakillblast · 7 months

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THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD

#1985 #80s #scifi #horror #80s movies #linnea quigley #mark venturini #dan o'bannon #return of the living dead #movie quotes

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freshmoviequotes · 2 years

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Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

#everything everywhere all at once #dan kwan #daniel scheinert #ke huy quan #michelle yeoh #movies #film #quotes #positivity #2022

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danhoneyyysblog · 28 days

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Stelle: That shirt looks great, (Y/N).

 (Y/N): Thanks.

 Stelle: But I bet it would look even better on Dan Heng’s floor.

 Dan Heng: Are you hitting on (Y/N)... for me?

#dan heng x gender neutral reader #dan heng x male reader #dan heng x y/n #dan heng x you #honkai star rail #hsr dan heng #dan heng #dan heng x reader #honkai x reader #hsr #honkai x you #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr x gender neutral reader #hsr x y/n #hsr x you #hsr x male reader #hsr x reader #stelle #incorrect quotes

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culxiaa-fn · 1 year

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March 7th: It looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate, manwhore our way out of this one boys...

Dan Heng & MC : manslaughter it is then

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail incorrect quotes #honkai star rail danheng #dan heng #march 7th #honkai star rail march 7th #honkai star rail MC

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incorrectstarrailquotes · 29 days

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Black Swan: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I am scared of her.

Stelle: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I can fight.

Himeko: My girl can wear whatever she wants because she a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

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Sampo: My man can wear whatever he wants because I am scared of his sister.

Caelus: My man can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Dr. Ratio: My man can wear whatever he wants because he's a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

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natigail · 3 months

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“I do want to have a sincere moment to say thank you to everybody for fucking leaving the house and being here tonight. Just to see me. Jesus. This was the 76th time that I did this show. It’s been obviously, like, a huge part of my life for the last two years and as you know - ‘cause I’ve been waffling about it - there was a fucking pandemic, we went through some shit, yeah? It did a number on all of us. And doing this was something every single day I came out and did it, I was like: I can just fucking keep going, as long as I keep saying this shit until I actually believe it. I fought so fucking hard and all of you were so awesome. Even when I’m trying to be real as fuck and you scream: eating ass. For everyone who left the house, and watching online, I really appreciate all of your support and you are the only reason why I continue to make myself look like a fucking ass on the internet.”

- Dan Howell coming back onto stage after finishing the last We’re All Doomed show in London, 11th of February 2024

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#dan howell #we’re all doomed #dan and phil #phandom #dan quotes

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resqectable · 3 months

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People who love themselves, don’t hurt other people. The more we hate ourselves, the more we want others to suffer.

Dan Pearce

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philsrosesweatshirt · 2 months

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the fact that phil says that “living is laughing” is the same as “embrace the void and have the courage to exist” like girl no it’s not you’re just obsessed with your husband.

#but not enough to know the quote properly #dnp #dan and phil #amazingphil

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zweetpea · 1 month

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Password

Dan Heng: How’d you guys hack into my Netflix account?

Caelus: Hack is a stretch. I guessed the password.

Stelle: Same, maybe next time don’t make it so obvious.

March: Even I figured it out, first try too.

You: *typing something on the computer* I’m the password?!

Dan Heng: STOP BREAKING INTO MY NETFLIX ACCOUNT!!