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didn't realize that our heat was working again until I started sweating and felt that my room got up to 80+ degrees with my space heater still running
#what's funny is that earlier i didn't know that the guy fixing it was here#i walked out of my bedroom singing ''whaaat the FUUUUUCK'' in response to something i just read (normal things)#i quickly diverted the attention to one of my cats#but that's the second time this week i've had a white man stranger jumpscare the first one came into my room w an axe while i was asleep#(fire department)
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WHAAAT
The
FUUUUUCK
Just
HAPPENED
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soot finds stray doggy! 2 hours early but imagine it is 14:00 ok
WHAAAT THE FUUUUUCK WHAT THE UFKCJ WHGAT THE FUCKNM WHAT THE FUCK HEY WHAT THE FUCLK GOOD LORD IT SEEMS I AM DYING PERISHING EVEN OH GOOD HEAVENS WWOOOAU
#IM KILLIGN YOU. WITH HAMMERS. YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS.#NO BUT THIS IS SO GOOD WHATT HE FUKC MY SON!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! MY SON. runs into heavy traffic#fav#cup of chai#uzibrainrot
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Memories of a Summer
"Yu Yu Hakusho 100% Maji Battle" Summer Event
This summer story was first held on July 12th 2019, and introduces Yukina, Shizuru, Botan, Kuwabara and Yusuke wearing bathing suits.
Story: Yusuke and Kuwabara go out to the beach, on their long-awaited summer vacation. Then, they run into Botan and the others by chance! Kuwabara is entranced with joy to see Yukina, and struggles to impress her, but...
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“Memories of a Summer” (ひと夏の思い出)
Yusuke: Alright, Kuwabara! It's a perfect day for the beach! Let's have fun today!
Kuwabara: It is!
Kuwabara: No, it's not, Urameshii! You said "let's go to the beach", so I came to find that …
Kuwabara: Two dudes at the beach is not a good idea.
Kuwabara: There're no flowers AT ALL ... such as Keiko-chan, Botan-chan and the others, right?
T/N: flowers = girls
Yusuke: Shut up! Keiko has things to do with Botan and the others.
Kuwabara: Uh-huh? Well, are you angry that your date dumped you?
Yusuke: You idiot, it's not like that!
Botan: Whoa? Isn't it Yusuke? And Kuwa-chan too!
Yusuke: Botan!? Don't you have things to do with Keiko?
Botan: Huh, I know it very well. We were talking about going to the beach together.
Yusuke: What the hell? You could have invited me then, right?
Botan: Nooo ... Actually …
Kuwabara: Aah! Yukina-san!
Yukina: Oh, Kazuma-san. What a coincidence!
Kuwabara: No, no, this is already fate! Fate!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
Shizuru: The four of us were having some girl talk. Let's not get into this, right …
Yusuke: I see ... I agree!
T/N: Botan was interrupted by Kuwabara as she was about to explain why she and Keiko didn't invite Yusuke to the beach. Then, Shizuru says they were having a private and girl talk, and it would be better not to go into the details. Yusuke agrees with her. I wonder if Keiko didn't go to the beach with them because she was having her period or something XD. Anyway, Maji Battle hasn't released any illustrations of Keiko in a swimsuit yet.
Kuwabara: Errr! Does Yukina-san also play in the sea?
Kuwabara: I'm worried about you walking on the beach alone, in such a crowded place. This man among men, Kuwabara! Will protect Yukina-san honorably!
Yukina: Ah, aah ... Thank you very much
Shizuru: Kazu! Quit your grumbling! Why doncha spread a sheet and wait for us?
Botan: Well then, Kuwa-chan, if you please. We're going to get changed in a minute!
Kuwabara: Okay, I got it.
Kuwabara: Alright ... it's gonna be a fun summer vacation!
[The girls get changed]
Kuwabara: Yeah! Now it's perfect!
Kuwabara: Kuwabara's special setting will make Yukina-san feel like she's on vacation!
Kuwabara: I'm doing a very good job! Ha-ha-ha!
Shizuru: What are you talking to yourself about? ... Oh, this bench looks comfortable.
Kuwabara: Ne, neeee-chan! That's for Yukina-san's exclusive use ...!
Botan: Thank you for waiting, Kuwa-chan!
Botan: Huh? What happened to Yukina-chan?
Kuwabara: Yukina-san hasn't come yet? Weren't you together?
Botan: Yukina-chan said she was going to see the sea first. She left ahead without us, but…
Kuwabara: Whaaat!? So, that's it?
Kuwabara: Yukina-san is all alone, on such a vast beach …!?
Kuwabara: I shouldn't be wasting any time! I gotta go find Yukina-san!
Kuwabara: Waaahhh! Yukina-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!
Yukina: Noo! Um, please stop!
Delinquent A: Don't be so reluctant! It's okay to have a little fun with us!
Delinquent B: Even so, you're really cute.
Yukina: Let, Let me go, please.
Kuwabara: Heey, you idiots!! Where are you planning to take Yukina-san!?
Yukina: Kazuma-san!
Kuwabara: Yukina-san! Don't follow these guys!
Delinquent A: Hey, this ugly guy! What a smashed face!
Kuwabara: Smashed … *heavy breathing* !? You son of a bitch, I ain't gonna let you get away with this!
Delinquent B: Heh, bring it on, you idiot!
Kuwabara: Oh, I will!
Kuwabara: Yukina-san, please stand back!
[Kuwabara fights the bad boys]
Kuwabara: Heh, how about that!
Delinquent A: Fu, fuuuuuck!
Kuwabara: Yukina-san, you're safe now. I'll take care of both bad guys with my own hands.
Kuwabara: Whaaat!? Yukina-san is not here!?
Yukina: Arrgh!
Kuwabara: Haahh ... Yukina-san!?
Sea youkai A: Hehehehehe, this gal is a great find!
Sea youkai B: Her tears will become a rare stone called hiruiseki (ice tear stone). We can make as much money as we want just by selling them off!
Kuwabara: It's a youkai this time!? One after another! Wait!
[Meanwhile, Botan and Shizuru ...]
Botan: Yukina-chan ... she hasn't returned yet, but she's fine, right?
Shizuru: If Kazu went there, she should be fine.
Botan: Hahaha, I wonder if the two of them will be getting along REALLY well after this!
Botan: Shizuru-san, let's go check on them a little bit!
Shizuru: Oh well, if you insist. But, where did they go? ...
[Back to Kuwabara VS Sea Youkais]
Kuwabara: You, idiots! Get your filthy hands off Yukina-san!
Sea youkai A: Is this the time for bluster? Take a good look around you.
Sea youkai B: Here's our hideout. Fellas, let him have it!
*sound of a punch*
Sea youkai A: Ouuuuuuuuuuch!
Yusuke: Hey, Kuwabara! Looks like you're having fun! Count me in too!
Kuwabara: Urameshi! Where the hell have you been, until now!?
Yusuke: Aah? None of your business.
Yusuke: Come on, hurry up and let's kick the crap out of these guys. You're going to save your beloved Yukina-san, right?
Kuwabara: Damn, you're fucking teasing me ... Don't take the lion's share to you, idiot!
Yusuke: I know!
Yusuke: Alright, let's go wild!
[Yusuke and Kuwabara defeat the Sea Youkais]
Kuwabara: Yippee! Is this total annihilation?
Kuwabara: Yukina-san, you're safe this time! Do you have any injuries!?
Yukina: O, okay ...!
Yukina: Oh, Kazuma-san, you have a wound on your arm ... just a moment please!
Kuwabara: Yu, Yukina-san! Awawawa ...
Yukina: Yes?
Kuwabara: Errr ... uh ...
Yukina: ......?
Kuwabara: To, today, you look ve, very pre-…
T/N: Kuwabara is nervous. He wants to say Yukina looks very pretty today, but words won't come out.
*BAM!* (sound of a hard blow. Shizuru hits Kuwabara)
Shizuru: What have you been doing all this time without coming back! You idiot!
Kuwabara: Nee ... Neeeeee-chan ...
Botan: Yukina-chan, are you okay? You didn't come back, what happened?
Yukina: Um, I was careless in many ways … Therefore, Kazuma-san helped me.
Yukina: He even got injured because of me. I'm treating him now.
Botan: Oh, was that so? I thought it would be ... ohohoho!
T/N: Botan has such a dirty mind lol.
Kuwabara: Botan! You moron!
Shizuru: Good grief, I was worried when you didn't come back at once.
Yukina: U, um! I'm really thankful to you, Kazuma-san!
Yukina: You can have this, if you like …
Kuwabara: Hmm ... a seashell?
Yukina: Yes, I just picked it up. It's very beautiful, isn't it?
Yukina: Please accept this if you wish, as an expression of gratitude for earlier.
Kuwabara: Yu, Yukina-san! What a wonderful thing ...!
Kuwabara: I, I will cherish it for the rest of my life!
Yusuke: Heh, excited about a mere seashell. Congratulations, dude!
Kuwabara: What the hell, Urameshii …! Shut the fuck up, hey idiot!
*PUNCH!* (Kuwabara hits Yusuke)
Yusuke: Ouch! You did it on purpose, idiot!
Kuwabara: Whooo! Cut it out!
<Yusuke and Kuwabara start fighting>
Botan: Ahh … There they go again.
Shizuru: Let's leave those idiots behind and have some fun!
Botan: Yukina-chan, let's go!
Yukina: Yes!
- The End -
Yukina-chan is so cute, isn't she? I wish they had designed the seashell and the sea demons. I missed Keiko, though.
There's another summer event quest called "Undercover Operation on the Poaching Beach!". This one introduces Koto, Juri and Ruka wearing swimsuits.
#yu yu hakusho 100% maji battle#ひと夏の思い出#keiko#botan#shizuru#yukina#kuwabara#yusuke#summer#Yu Yu Hakusho 100% Maji Battle Summer Event#Memories of a Summer
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<(👁️🗨️)>: PROFESSOR SEND ME IN!
🥼: I heavily advise aginst this-
<(👁️🗨️)>: NO TIME
*Teleports himself and falls through a vent in the colony wings unable to fly before hitting the ground*
"whaaat the fuuuuuck"
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Guess who’s about to register for school at 28 years of age and is low key freaking out
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YO??? What The Fuck Is This???
Now I've never had a pet rodent in my entire life, but this seems??? Not good for little critters to be in???
This shit looks like it's marketed to the little kids whose parents gave them a pet hamster just because they believe it's a 'Low Maintenance Pet' with little needs and requirements
#I saw it at petsmart as I was looking for dog shampoo#and was like#whaaat the fuuuuuck is thisss???#I got pictures of the inside too but just realized they're v blurry#can't make anything out :/#but anyways#I just wanna know man#these look like those things ppl buy because *they* like it and they think it's rlly cool when in fact#it's unsafe for animals#like hamster balls#but like I said#I am not a rodent care expert#hamsters#gerbils#pet cage#not mothman#pets#chance bleats#petsmart what the fuck#pet rodents are fucking animals#not toys#I am pissed off
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You're made me a Mochi simp <3
How would he treat his pregnant wife while in Bonten? Would he be very secretive about his family?
YAY!!! WELCOME TO MOCHICLUB 🍡
WELL, Mochi
IF HE HAS A WIFE WHO’S ALREADY INVOLVE IN SHADY BUSINESS
He’ll be
SUPER OPEN
Since his wife is already involved it would be absolutely impossible to hide so, he proudly parades and says to everyone’s face that he’s going to be a father.
It will get annoying because everybody’s be like
“Hey, Mochi what do you want to eat?” And he’ll answer like.
“Oh yeah? Me? Yes, I’m going to be a father. My wife is pregnant thank you for asking.”
“Whaaat the fuuuuuck?!”
Though he’ll be open he takes his wife’s pregnancy super duper serious and installs bullet proof glasses in their house. Guards will definitely boost in numbers. And so on.
After the baby is born. He’ll bring his kids in Bonten and teach the baby early how their life works because as dangerous as it is it’s an inescapable thing. So the earlier his kids learn the better.
IF HE HAS A CIVILIAN WIFE
NINJA MODE
You will only know he’s married because you’ll suddenly see a ring on his fingers.
Ran and Rin would be asking “Who you married?”
“The girl of my dreams.”
Kokonoi would be asking “Where did you get married and how much did it cost?”
And he’ll answer very vaguely and say
“A church and a lot.”
His wife will be send to the countryside where she would be guarded and they will have to live long distance while she’s pregnant but he tries his best to come home alot.
He surely will drop everything to come to her when she’s about to give birth.
His kids will be educated in best schools so they could go out and do clean business.
He doesn’t like his colleagues asking about his family. He’s very secretive and does everything for them to remain hidden.
#tokyo revengers#tokyorev#kanji mochizuki#bonten mochi#bonten x y/n#bonten fanfic#tokyorev headcanons#tokyo rev fluff#tokyo rev x y/n#tokyo rev x you#tokyorev smut#ran headcanons#tokyo revengers sanzu#tokyorev kokonoi#tokyo revengers x reader smut#tokyorev x reader#tokyorev draken#tokyorev drabble#tokyorev fluff#tokyorev imagines#tokyorev ran#tokyorev incorrect quotes#tokyorev spoilers#tokyorev scenarios#tokyorev x yn#tokyo manji gang#tokrev#manjiro sano#toman
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The sweetest peck that's bumped up on your nose is what signals a non reversible point for tonight; the tap is leaking somewhere far away, in little tiny droplets that eat away the old marble of the sink, the shower head creaks from time to time as Kirishima's foot is bumping against it occasionally.
He's smitten with a few things tonight; hunger, impatience apparently- that's probably why you're trying to squeeze a thirty minute session of hair dyeing into only half that time, because you've ordered burgers and because they should be here any minute and half of Eijiro's hair is still intact, while your hands -and the old sheet laid underneath you- are stained in inky black.
"I'm so hungry" He whines, rubbing your leg softly
"I hope they're late" You say and watch as he pretends to be offended, you kiss his stained forehead in a clear spot "I gotta finish and wash my hands and that won't happen any time soon"
"You just want me to starve" He sniffles "I thought you loved me"
You giggle in sync as you shoot him a sharp look of dismay, catching him off guard, teasing him ever so slightly. He relaxes further into the edge of the bathtub, snapping his legs shut to trap tours in between them and laughs when you yelp in defeat, dye splashing onto the white plastic surface underneath you.
"Eijiro"
"Whaaat"
"You're insufferable, you know that?" You laugh and he giggles, pecking your hand
Puppy eyes and grabby hands are what make you come down from being shook like that, soft, tender touches adorn the top of your ass, rubbing warm circles anywhere they land on.
"Come oooon, work faster" He whines again and you playfuly squeeze his bicep with your stained hand
Working on his hair from back to front has been a horrible mistake now that you think about it. Even if his roots are the same jet black as the dye in your bowl the ends are still a bright washed out red; you should have known better to try and cover those up before working on the roots so the dye can sit better on them.
"And you're sure you want to go back to your natural hair color"
He laughs softly "yeah, I miss it and I could have done it on my own by you make everything you touch look perfect"
You eye his toothy grin and squinted eyes, unable to resist giggling once again
"Oh shut up you're so cheesy" He pokes his tongue out to you "I got flimsy hands"
"Nope, nope, angel hands"
You almost tear up when he cups your hands in his and brings them to his lips to kiss them, inevitably smearing dye on his lips- he's so cute and sweet even when he's trying to wash the dye off his mouth, or even when he wipes his lips in your huge red riot t-shirt
"Ew, not on my shirt"
"You did this to me" He whines
And Eijiro is patient and he pecks your face every time you come closer just to work on his front roots, or grabs your hips and hugs into you tightly, kisses your belly when you try to move to the side and chuckles as if he's drunk on your soft giggles, and he's tender as he pats your ass to silently tell you to work faster. And you're almost there, save for three last pieces when the sound of the doorbell echoes throughout the apartment.
Inevitably, the fast bouncing of his foot is back-
"Fuuuuuck wash your hands go go go goooooo"
#kirishima x reader#bnha#eijirou kirishima#drabble#hair dying with kiri is always on my mind#especially after a friend of mine told me to imagine dyeing my hair red with him#heads up#now i have red hair#im also a sucker for kiri with his natural hair hehe
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I'm 22 today!!! ✨😄✨🎉🎁🎂
#personal#holy fuuuuuck#22#whaaat#I don't feel 22#help#lmao#anyway#happy birthday#to me#i don't know what else to tag#so uhhh#yeah#¯\ (ツ) /¯
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LIME WTF
HOOOOOOLYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LIME N LOGIC
SLICER??? MESSENGER OF THE WITHER??????
WHAAAT THEEE FUUUUUCK IS HAPPENIIIIING
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This is terrifying
this tho 😭❤️
@marthaandpaul whaaat the fuuuuuck 😂😭😂💀
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top half of screen: whaaat the fuuuuuck
bottom half: FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
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