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what the enha members would do on their school computers 🤓 💻 📚
ALSO HELLO?? THEIR NEW RELEASE IS SO FREAKING GOOD. 😵 I literally needed this in my life. we fr starting the week off RIGHT
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heeseung
- he’s def one of those people that bring a whole ass headset, mouse & mousepad to school
- he also knows all the commands to switching tabs and stuff like that
- he’s just a true gamer fr
- he plays the nyt sudoku with jay
- he also tries to help jake with the wordle but he mostly just types in gibberish hoping that it’s a word 😄
- him and ni-ki compete against each other in slope and try to get the highest score
- he’s really good at geometry dash and has passed all the levels
- he downloaded a sketchy vpn for the school laptop so he can play LoL and fortnite 😈
- one time an admin came up behind him and jump scared him while he was playing fortnite though
- he got his laptop taken away and he had to do all his assignments on paper for a week 😔
- but dw he downloaded the vpn again once he got a new computer
- in their shared minecraft server, heeseung always goes exploring with ni-ki
- they always fight any mob.. including hitting the villagers (they laugh so hard)
- he loves watching game hacks on youtube
- he’s prob really good at google snake
- he has played every mode and it’s just his go-to game
- him and ni-ki regularly try to beat each others wpm’s on monkey type (heeseung normally wins)
- he also loves playing basketball stars
jay
- for some reason he bought a laptop case for his school computer LOL
- he’s on his second computer though cuz he accidentally broke his first one tryna fold it into tablet mode..
- I think he would have all his bookmarks and files organized nicely
- he likes nyt games like jake but he mostly plays connections, the mini, and the sudoku
- he takes a really long time on the sudoku’s cuz he refuses to use autocomplete
- he LOCKS IN with sudoku and gets annoyed when heeseung gets it before him
- he won’t pay the subscription for the crossword though LOL
- jay is always mining & crafting in minecraft, as well as trading with the villagers
- he either watches cooking videos or game strategies on youtube
- he also loves minesweeper cuz he saw ni-ki playing it and decided to try it (he hasn’t looked back since)
- he would prob play poker unblocked against randos online
- occasionally he can convince everyone to play 8ball pool too!!
- google solitaire is one of his og games fr
- OH and he’d def have a chess.com account that he’s had since like 2016
- he’s super good and can beat most of the bots
jake
- him and ni-ki were prob fooling around one time and now his laptop screen is super cracked and on the top corner u can literally see the inside of the laptop
- his wallpaper is def layla
- he plays the most nyt games out of all the members
- he plays all the ones involving spelling like the wordle, the spelling bee, and the letter boxed
- he tries to convince the others to play but no one wants to (cuz he just has too big of an advantage lol) 😞
- he’s completed every fireboy and watergirl level with ni-ki (in every version too)
- btw he’s watergirl DUH 😛
- jake is def just playing with the animals in minecraft (he has a whole pack of wolves)
- but he also accompanies jay in mining and heeseung and ni-ki during their adventures
- he’s the only one that plays the pbs kids games but it’s ok cuz ANYTHING FOR THE WILD KRATT BROTHERS 🔥🙏💯
- he prob watches gaming streams on youtube and has the funniest reactions
- he would also watch those building a primitive house in the woods with sunghoon HAHA
- every year that there’s the fifa world cup, him and ni-ki are always updated and they watch the matches during class (learning can wait)
- him and ni-ki prob play baseball 9 during boring ass lectures
- no DOUBT he plays subway surfers LMAOO
sunghoon
- first thing he does when he opens his school computer is look at himself in the reflection of the black screen LOL
- he has to make sure his hair is looking good (it always is)
- just to fool the others, he switches the letter keys on his keyboard LMAO
- he’s def one of those students that doesn’t have anything bookmarked or organized and just types in the name of the website everytime he needs it
- the only nyt game he plays is tiles because it’s so rewarding for him when he finishes it perfectly
- he’ll get really mad if he messes up his streak though
- he starts playing run 3 cuz of jungwon
- (although it takes him awhile to complete the stages)
- sunghoon wears the default steve skin in minecraft and proud of it 😜
- he willingly collects resources for everyone
- like mining with jay and jake
- and chopping down trees for sunoo’s builds
- sometimes he gets bored and just moves around the items in the chests over and over again
- he is mesmerized by the youtube primitive house building videos and the channel.. when he found out they were fake he was devastated LMAO
- he’ll always watch kdramas with sunoo on pirating websites too ☺️
- google pacman is prob his fave game
- sometimes he plays temple run and jake always tries to tell him that subway surfers is better
sunoo
- I bet he decorates his laptop with cute stickers hehe
- he loves taking pictures with the other members on the laptop camera
- he will make short vlogs on the camera too!!
- I think he’d have a pretty google wallpaper with all those cool google extensions
- his favorite game is probably papa’s scooperia and is amazing at remembering which customers ordered which order
- sunoo is always building those aesthetic cottages in minecraft
- he def has those pretty texture packs
- he makes everyone stop what they’re doing while he gives a tour of his builds
- he loves watching mukbang vids on youtube
- him and ni-ki are the only ones that play roblox on the school computer LOL
- he’s literally the highest level in dress to impress‼️sunoo don’t come to play.
- sunoo is the one who finds all the pirating websites 💀
- everytime one gets taken down or blocked he just finds another one HELP
- school can’t get in the way of watching new kdrama eps that come out 🙄
- he probably goes online shopping and browsing a lot
- always adding to the cart but never actually buying anything (so real for that)
- OMG he would totally play the cupcake 2048 game too
jungwon
- he’s the only member who was able to keep one laptop throughout the whole year (the other members are prob on their second or third laptop)
- he prob has group tabs for every subject
- he has organized bookmarks like jay but he def overdoes it and has bookmark GROUPS with groups inside of those groups
- he always locks in for blooket and is millions ahead of the others at the end LOL
- he plays the nyt strands even though he doesn’t understand what the words means 😭
- he just connects random letters and can somehow figure it out..
- he’s really good at run 3 and has all the characters!!!
- he also got sunghoon onto it
- jungwon has those super realistic but also creepy minecraft packs
- everyone freaks out when they see his screen
- he also has the alex skin by accident but he lowkey fucks w it
- he doesn’t mind cheating sometimes with the admin commands 😉
- jungwon ALWAYS plays smoothed brown noise during class cuz he said it helps him focus..
- he got everyone else hooked on it though and everyone expects him to play it
- he prob watches youtube shorts on the school computer 😭😭
- he always has cookie clicker open
- he made a chess.com account to play with jay even though he always loses
- sometimes he wins without realizing the genius play he made and surprises both jay and himself
- he gets really anxious about getting caught using his phone at school so he plays the computer ver of the watermelon game 😇
- he prob plays motox3m a lot too
- he’s GOATED at flappy bird btw
ni-ki (riki)
- first of all, he MOST DEFINITELY has those obnoxious looking big-ass custom mouse cursors LMAO
- and his computer is literally never charged and he has to ask the other members to borrow their chargers
- I wouldn’t be surprised if he always had a countdown tab open that counted the amount of days until school is over 😭
- he always has the goofiest kahoot names that makes the class crack up when he wins 1st place
- he finished all the nyt vertex’s and memorized how to complete them
- he still replays them though!!
- he’s the only one that plays costcodle but he loves it ☺️
- he likes playing slope against heeseung and going ontop of the tunnels
- his favorite papa’s game is either papa’s sushiria or papa’s freezeria
- he replays the fireboy and watergirl levels with jake but he always forgets to press the button for him 😔
- his fave game is DEF duck life 😊😊
- he always plays it during his free time and during class time LMAO
- he is literally never in the normal world in minecraft
- his first instinct when joining is to create a nether portal and to go fight the mobs 😄
- he’s also a pro at beating the ender dragon
- jake convinced him to play wild kratts with him but he gets addicted to the odd squad games instead 😭
- he loves watching asmr slime vids on youtube (especially the cloud slimes!! he finds it so satisfying)
- he def trolls 5 year olds in adopt me 💀
- he also secretly plays royale high and roleplays in the old campus..🤫
- him and jake always get in trouble for yelling and shouting while watching the fifa world cup 😪
- he got jay hooked onto minesweeper
- he’s really good at it too 😮💨 the hard maps are light work for him
- even though he literally has a phone he likes connecting his airpods to his school computer and playing spotify from there
- he’s the one who found monkey type but he can never beat heeseung’s wpm 😖
- sometimes he purposefully turns off his wifi so he can play the google dinosaur game
- him and jake always play baseball 9 that it’s literally bookmarked on his computer
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LOVE U THANKS FOR READING BABE 😚🙂↕️💓
ummm elephant in the room.. I haven’t posted since christmas LMAO 😄😆😂🤣🥲.. I wrote the lost school ID story for fun and didn’t expect it to get any traction,,,, BUT YALL ATE THAT SHIT UP AND UR COMMENTS AND REBLOGS WERE SO SWEET OMG.!!! i’m definitely not a writer so I only post when something comes to mind so that’s why i’ve come back to post this ☺️ I hope u guys enjoyed and had some good giggles el o ellll BYE
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Do you think you can do Tsubaki x male reader please? She is my favorite character who’s been through a lot and she deserves the world.
She does deserve the world and it pains me that no one talks about her 😢
Honestly one of the best people you could date in Soul Eater
She so bby fr
She's incredibly kind and caring, although sometimes she has trouble voicing her opinions to other people. She's gotten better over the years, but you may need to remind her to take care of herself as well
She's more focused on other people's needs rather than her own, which is so sad because she deserves the world honestly.
If you reciprocate her actions (making food for her, offering to help her, etc.) I feel like she would say that you don't have to do those things for her, (because at first she doesn't think she deserves it.)
But if you help her and do these things for her anyway she would tear up a little and thank you. Giving u a big ol hug and a smooch on ur cheek (remember when black star was asking if she was okay after she fought her brother and she was tryna keep a straight face saying she was fine..THAT EPISODE WAS SO SADD NOO)
So you guys help each other out a lot, you guys have each other's backs no matter what.
So, this is gonna be a little awkward to write. But remember when she turned out to be the most pervy one in the group..(crying rn)
Def makes subtle moves on you, but shys away if you look at her (ex: brushing a hand on your thigh, as soon as you look at her she jolts and takes her hand back)
Loves holding your hand, everytime you guys go out on a date or just whatever normal hangout she offers to hold your hand, her hands are so soft bro like WHAT
Depending on your height, (because she's like,, 5'7 I'm pretty sure) she would smooch you on different places. If you were shorter she'd smooch your forehead, same height she'd smooch your cheek, taller she'd just bring you down and kiss your lips (ME FIRST!!I VOLUNTEER!)
She insists on cooking and stuff for you, it's how she shows that she cares for you. If you ever forget to bring your own lunch she fuckin beings out a second bento box out of nowhere saying that she had prepared one for you.
She worries about you sometimes but she knows you can take care of yourself, so she would try not to overwhelm you with her thoughts.
She still has thoughts of her older brother, remembering that he thought that Tsubaki looked down on him because she was nice and didn't voice her opinions. She doesn't want that to happen to you, so she tries to voice her opinions more to you and tries her best not to worry over you too much.
She's so bby I just wanna smooch her all over and hug her and break her neck and eat her and
#tsubaki nakatsukasa#tsubaki x reader#soul eater#soul eater x reader#tsubaki nakatsukasa x reader#soul eater headcanons
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Thoughts on The Adam Project (2022)
I'm bored so let's watch The Adam Project (2022).
All I know is that Walker Scobell is playing a young Ryan Reynolds (Walker's also going to be Percy Jackson which I'm really excited about)
Cool Earth shot bro
Set in 2050. Huh, only 17 years from now.
Oh he's bleeding and is a Captain
Oooooo wormhole looks cool
And so he stole the ship
Ahh young Adam gets bullied
Tryna shoot his shot
Poor Chuck
He's asthmatic, I was too
Oof Adam's a smol child
I love the sass of this kid
Such a nice house
Oh no his mum's nicely dressed up - going on a date
Walker really does remind me of Ryan, he's done a fantastic job
"Make good choices".
Of course he just has a vr headset
Ominous music and lighting. Nice
His dog is named Hawking??
The fact that he just has a giant woods behind his house astounds me
Oooo cool embers
How does this remember the way in that woods, I'd get lost so easily
Oooo dusty old shed, probably his father's??
"What are you doing in here?" "Mostly bleeding." God I love this film already.
I hate the squelch of blood.
Good doggie
I love the exasperated adult and curious unathletic child dynamic
Born 2010? God I feel old.
Poor Hawking
The wound farting at older Ryan's cough breaking the moment is so on point for a Ryan Reynolds film.
The CGI of this film is really cool
Just the use of the flashlight is cool, how it shows when he's lying and stuff.
WAS THAT ZOE SALDANA????
"Hey there kiddo." I hate that phrase.
The lighting in this film. Ugh I love it
That's a lot of letters
Ewww Cheerios, one of the worst cereals known to mankind.
WAIT A MINUTE
MARK RUFFALO IS HIS FATHER????
They're just casually talking about this in public, as you do
Good ol' adult threatening a child, also as you do normally, you know?
The area where this was filmed is beautiful.
The emphasis on "ever more" hurts
Meaningful conversation with mum and older Adam, weird
Oooooo ship over water?
Ahhh the people searching for old Adam.
The conflict is beginning
They still have the same mannerisms? That's cool.
His dad invented time travel? That's so cool
The dog knows that they're here.
That taser spin? Hot.
Cool not-lightsaber
Oh fuck.
Emotional manipulation?
Oh??
ZOE SALDANA??? YOOO
I feel bad for young Adam to explain this.
That's a fucking lightsaber
Young Adam's outfit reminds me of Steve Harrington's when he and Robin were getting their jobs at Family Video.
Into the woods where the trees could easily be set alight causing a forest fire? Of course
"Don't you just want to hold him underwater until the bubbles stop" what a line
Aww sad conversation where she has to stay in young Adam's timeline while Ryan!Adam has to go back to fix things
Ooooo weapons
Ooo explosives
College is a high point? Oof
Losing his scholarship? Oh no.
The emphasis on the "we're". Awwww
Is this where she dies? Oopie
Rip
I wish Mark Ruffalo was my lecturer, he seems so fun and simultaneously morbid at the same time
He's such a dad omg
The fact that they're arguing in public about this
Oof
"Stop being a scientist, be a father."
Omg this is he talking to her younger self
I love that he can't cook
Young Adam's nicknames for Ryan!Adam is brilliant
Gotta love the daddy issues laced into this film, it like me fr
This fight scene gives me Guardians of the Galaxy vibes
Hell yeah young Adam with the fake lightsaber
The way he held the saber, can't wait for that in the Percy Jackson show
Ah yes the sad parting talk with their father
Healing the daddy issues by playing catch
That's such a sad shot, the glove on the ground with the wind moving the leaves and his dad is not in focus behind it
Please tell me Ryan!Adam gets a good ending
No
Omg
They meet again at the academy!
Hell yeah good ending.
Overall score: 8/10
Recommendations welcome!
#the adam project (2022)#the adam project#film reviews#film#film recommendations#film review#films#film recommendation
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Hi Hopeee 💗
Sorry I missed a couple days (oops) been really busy!! Oooh I wanna say I wish I were you (like doing things WAYYY in advance instead of at the last minute) but I can also see how stressful and annoying that tendency can be. Both the extremes suck 😩
Re: shows, I mean, I just think it's ways of trying to cram our brains with content so you have something to do, y'know? And as for stranger things, I see your point about they should've stuck to original lore but I also kinda like all the stuff they brought in, it was a little messy but it also felt huge and in some ways it seemed to tie up with the rest of the lore for me so I quite liked it. Even if it's a little bit of an extreme leap. I need them to make more black mirror and I'll deffo get back to you when I watch midnight mass AND 1899.
Re pasta: I like all kinds of pasta dishes. We make a lot of creamy garlic penne pasta with chicken. We also kinda just modify it a lot sometimes to fit our own cultural tastes and make it spicy. It's just good no matter what.
Masters in film and media sounds so cool! And it's totally okay and valid to not have any really future plans rn, I've been there tons and I still don't really know what I actually wanna do. You deserve a couple months rest! I'm sure you'll find the right fields in it's own time and I hope you find all the opportunities you desire! There's time, and you'll get there 💗 working in an antique sounds like THE life tbh. A small, simple life.
My weeks been okay! Busy with work and other events but also yes, definitely been Christmas shopping and stressing over gifts and them getting here in time rip I should've done this earlier 😩 we did however have our tree decorated since Dec 1st I think? Maybe earlier? Dunno. Hope you've been having a good couple days!
For today's question: if you could pick a color palette (or a bunch of colors) that you feel captures you/your vibe, what would they be? Feel free to include pictures of the colors if you want!
Sending you much love and the bestest vibes 💫
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no worries bb!!! it’s been such a busy time for me too so i’m just tryna find time relax in the middle of all the holiday season 🤧
re: shows. i think i just really fucking hate the vecna character as a villian he’s so lame and i wish they didn’t try and make it where he was the main dude of the upside down and created all of the monsters we’ve come to know throughout the seasons like mind flayer baby i’m SO sorry they did this to you :/ in my mind stranger things canonically ended after season 2 and these are just bonus seasons for fun fjfkfkfk but yes please can’t wait for you to watch those shows 👐🏼
re: pasta. oooo that sounds super good honestly. i love any kind of pasta that throws chicken in fr i just love chicken. i need to start cooking more. i baked a lot during the pandemic but got away from that too rip
re: degree. yeahhhhh i’ve done so much in my field and nothing has really jumped out at me but i’m a big believer in trusting your own timeline and just trying not to stress too much about the unknown (even though as a capricorn that’s so hard 💀) one day i aspire to be a mountain mama who owns an antique store. truly the only life i want at this point i’m tired of the rest rip but thank you for the words of encouragement it’s very kind of you 💕
godddd christmas shopping is gonna kill me i think lol my whole family just thought we had more time and all of a sudden it’s the week before christmas and we were scrambling to get gifts and paying for expedited shipping so they arrive on time 💀 i feel like the family on home alone the day they leave for vacation but instead. it’s just us trying to christmas shop. and i love that about the tree! do you guys have a fake or real one? this is the first year i’ve ever known us to have a fake one. the real ones were just super expensive this year which made me sad :/ christmas never feels the same if we don’t have the smell of a real tree in our living room 🤧
and oooo i think earthy colors are a big one for me. olive greens. burnt sienna. browns. taupe. but also i love pastels like lavender or powder pink or jade green etc. it’s definitely depending on mood i think lol how about you? ✨👁
and i hope you have a great day yourself babe!! x
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GMMTV 2023 Showcase
This is so exciting, it’s like a kpop comeback except instead of having like a 1 hour live showcase before the release time when the song and album drops, we get like a 5-hour event with like 20 trailers and possibly won’t get the shows till 2024.
Gonna miss the first 1.5 hours because I’ll wake up at 6am instead of 4:30, hope it’s just delays and speeches and like 1 trailer i don’t care about so that I don’t miss much.
Trailer:
Initial Reaction: (Cast/Director/Plot)
Predicts: Did I predict this? Were there rumours about this? Was I hoping for it even without hearing rumours?
tags: gmmtv 2023
Trailer: MilkLove - 23.5
Initial Reaction: ahhhhhhh as expected but I’m so relieved! Gemini/Forth is a side couple in this as well. Also, loveee MilkLove’s outfits at the event
Predicts: I would’ve been very surprised without a MilkLove show and there were rumours about the 23.5 adaptation.
Missed the Dew/Prim trailer
Trailer: Cooking Crush - Offgun
Initial Reaction: My mouth fell open when I realized the cooking trio comedy show is actually OffGun BL ?! It looks cute enough and a nice surprise, though somewhat juvenile after Not Me. Are Neo and other dude a side couple? Update: Other guy is Mark and I assume so. Apparently it’s being directed by the same/similar team as CLW/Enchante/FUTS so expectations should be low lmao. Also, after watchinga few reactions, I’ve realized that Gun is tryna scam Off with those lessions lmfao I didn’t realize that at first
Predicts: I’d heard 0 rumours about this so I went O.O This was so surprising, which makes it exciting.
Trailer: Middle Children Friends and Betrayal - Wednesday Club
Initial Reaction: not super eyecatching the way I’d expect something with friendship and betrayal and revenge to be. Jane is pretty as always,
Predicts:
Trailer: JimmySea - Last Twilight
Initial Reaction: Interesting premise, hope they handle the disability well. The storyline suits the ships I think. I don’t feel much pull toward JimmySea as a ship but maybe they’ll manage to get me with this show.
Predicts: I knew P’Aof was gonna direct a BL and JimmySea were gonna star in one but didn’t know Aof would be directing JS and also didn’t know the story Update: apparently it’s an original script.
Trailer: the one after JS - idc
Trailer: Only Friends
Initial Reaction: KhaoFirst !!!!!! Messy, messy gays and physical relationships and arguing :00 Definitely not what I expect from a GMMTV BL but then Jojo came out and it all made sense. Mans likes messy, ensemble cast shows. Also I’m glad I wasn’t prepared for this one because trying to figure out who the main ship are (before I realized it’s ensemble cast) and whether Khao and First will be friends or a side couple in that first 15 seconds and then my mind just melting for the rest of the trailer was great. Definitely one of my most anticipated and a very very nice surprise.
I’ve watching some reactions to the trailer on Youtube and it’s hilarious how people start off normal in the beginning and then they keep going “huh? huh?! HUH?!?!” at the Friends-> Secret Crush on a Friend -> FWB -> BF --> A friend’s BF transitions and then go back a few seconds to rewatch the transition and understand it
There’s a whole mess with it on Twitter with people saying it’s too sexualized or that it’ll give queer people a bad rep and Jojo even having to explain that it’ll be more than just NC scenes like bruh I hope this show is incredible and Jojo hits it out of the park because 1) I’m anticipating this show so much but also 2) I need him to show these ppl
Predicts: 0 rumours and expectations !! Didn’t know I could hope for KhaoFirst this year ahhh so this was a great surprise
Trailer: Faceless Love or whatever, idc
Trailer: Dangerous Romance
Initial Reaction: PerthChimon is expected but god that trailer was just Event after Event, got whiplash fr
Predicts: knew about the high probablity of PerthChimon for a few months now but didn’t know the story
Trailer: The Jungle
Initial Reaction: hmm interesting cast but I’m not fully interested. think I would’ve enjoyed it more if it was about girls rip but it’s by Snap25 so hmmm
Predicts: none because I was hoping another Snap25 show filled with girls
Trailer: The TayNew
Initial Reaction: as expected taynew and i also don’t care much about cherry magic. i was so excited for jan as fujisaki but we get sing/jan meaning no aroace fujisaki aghhhhh
Predicts: the TayNew BL was almost certain and the Cherry Magic rumours were strong on Reddit, so I’m not surprised. Although I’ve liked some of the other surprises in this list, this one was good to have been warned about because wtf
Trailer: Midnight Museum
Initial Reaction: oooh a fantasy type thing? missed most of this trailer but seems like it’s mostly just vibes right now. Wonder how strong the plot will be but I hope we get to see some very good acting.
Predicts: Gun and Tor were expected, they were lots of rumours about it.
Trailer: Our Skyy 2
Initial Reaction: ahhhh !!!!!! T.T More Bad Buddy PatPran, I’m so fucking happy and almost cried when I realized what this trailer was. I’m losing my whole mind, we’re getting more KhaoFirst AyanAkk as well T.T
Predicts: I was hoooping for an anthology series (esp after Magic of Love) but wasn’t sure if we were actually gonna get it, I’m so happy. Esp because we’re getting like very established couples in it as well ahh
Trailer: My ID is Gangnam Beauty remake - idc
Trailer: The Bright trailer - idc
Are we coming to a close soon? We got both Win and Bright leading series.
Ah yes, it has ended.
Time to watch some of the earlier stuff:
Interesting, so they’re still planning on airing a bunch of stuff. I assume it'll be like 1 day: MSP, NLMG, one of the midnight series, and 2 days: Warp Effect, 10YT
Catch Up with Trailers I Missed
Trailer: JoongDunk - Hidden Agenda
Initial Reaction: It was fun at first (i think Joong basically dating Dunk under the guise of teaching him is hilarious) but it got really dramatic toward the end and I didn’t like SIMM when it got needlessly dramatic so I’m cautious but optimistic
Predicts: I think there was recent prediction of JoongDunk with this novel and from their IG live, people guessed AouBoom were a side couple.
Trailer: A Boss and A Babe
Initial Reaction: I need the title changed right nowwwww and I wonder if there's gonna be more of a focus on the e-sports team part of it in the actual show. It was a fine trailer, though Force as the boss isn't working for me at all. Curious about the friendgroup and side couple Fluke/Ohm (rookie)
Predicts: Knew they were gonna make another attempt at ForceBook
Trailer: Enigma
Initial Reaction: Ooh, looks like a cool high concept show from the director of The Gifted. GMMTV don’t have many high concept/SFF/Horror shows this year compared to the multitude of SFF shows last year. Also people are kinda meh since it’ll be student (Prim) and teacher (Win) romance but like I don’t really mind that in this type of show (in contrast, I would’ve minded in The Eclipse)
Best made trailers
Only Friends: I liked not quite knowing where this was going at the start, liked getting to see such strong emotions in it, the acting and production was good. Also has insane rewatchability because I understand a little more each time.
Our Skyy: Apparently I love being confused in the beginning because this had me thinking this was some merch advertisement of established pairings until we got the ATOTS transformation and then I just went into a state of shock because we’re getting more PatPran. I love the vibe of the trailer and enjoyed how the transitions worked as well, seems like each pair had an object (EarthMix - that fucking diary lol, KhaoFirst - the merch but beautiful hoodie, ForceBook - computer(?), FourthGemini - the guitar, JoongDunk - painting, PondPhuwin - climbing stairs ?!, JimmySea - hourglass, OhmNanon - football)
Rumors I Wish Had Been True
Everybody was so certain about the JoongDunk fortune teller show for weeks, so interesting that we didn’t get that.
brief ข้ามฟ้าเคียงเธอ rumour. would’ve been cook cuz i think it’s royalty?
Bingo
I’m not gonna actually post my Bingo card but I got none rip. I knew enough rumours to get a Bingo but had a whole bunch of guesses and hopes that I’d heard nothing about. Unfortunately my hopes of a female-led show or GL side couples were dashed, oh well.
Maybe I’ll get a bingo next year if I still do it.
Anticipation Ranking
Only Friends
Our Skyy 2
Enigma (Het)
23.5 (GL)
Last Twilight = Dangerous Romance = Hidden Agenda = Midnight Museum
Cooking Crush
Cherry Magic
A Boss and a Babe
None of the non-BL/GLs caught my attention except Enigma and maybe Midnight Museum, which is a big step down from last year (2022 non-BLs I was interested in: PSIHY, Warp Effect, Home School, Midnight Motel, My Precious and also possibly Dirty Laundry and UMG). Only one of those has come out lol so at least I’ll still have the others to look forward to next year
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i need some fluff huhu. can i have naruto with mom reader hc or imagines? thank u 😍
A/N: ive never done anything like this before but I like this idea 10/10
Also special credit / mention to @softnaruto because we talked about some of these ideas but w Iruka not a mother figure lol
✎ Being Narutos Mother Figure *sparkles but they’re on fire bc this is chaotic*
Overall, before I get into the details, I’d say this is a very chaotic task lol. You’re probably half dead after dealing w his ass for so long, but seeing this boy that you thought of as your own son grow up before your eyes is so rewarding. It’s great, so wholesome 100/10.
You and Iruka definitely co-parent
Naruto would be constantly protecting you from Jiraiya. Like he doesn’t want the man near you. Runs over to you whenever Jiraiya is nearby and starts screaming “Missus Y/N, run! Pervy Sage is here, I’m doing you a favour, believe it!” No but in all seriousness, take Narutos advice because I know Pervy Sage is tryna hit it.
You end up having to talk to Jiraiya eventually though because you need to know what’s going on with Naruto and the Akatsuki and what you can do to help. Naruto will watch over the interactions like a hawk. Will whip a chopstick at Jiraiya if he tries anything on you, “Back it up pervy Sage! I said three meters apart, there’s no excuse!” So you’d have to meet eachother in secret because you won’t be able to discuss much when the blondies around.
Also, the amount of times you’ve chased his ass around the village after he got into some major trouble is too many times to count. He’s running as fast as he can away from you because he knows you’re gonna whoop his ass lol. Probably even uses his shadow clones, but you know better than to fall for those stupid tricks. No but fr, it’s a really good workout tbh you probably ran a marathon.
You treat him to ramen whenever he comes back from a mission. Sometimes Iruka comes along as well and you both alternate who pays the bill. Naruto always challenges you to a ramen eating competition. Luckily Iruka is there to hold you two back because he knows neither of you are financially stable enough to endure that damage to your wallets.
Literally everyone; Konoha 11, kakashi, iruka, Jiraiya, Tsunade, etc... always threaten Naruto by saying that they’ll tell y/n he’s not cooperating. It works like a charm everytime. There’s no way he wants to hear you lecture him for a good 2 hours. He’d rather get rasenganed into the face than listen to your horrible attempts at being wise.
You always ruffle Narutos hair when you see him. It’s like your signature sign of affection. You also call him “kid” all the time or “youngster” even though you’re like the same age as Kakashi and therefore not old yourself.
He calls you miss. He sometimes calls you Aunty y/n. Refuses to just call you y/n because he wants to be respectful, he looks up to you as a figure of guidance no matter how much he’ll deny it. So no matter how many times you tell him not to call you miss, he will.
Lots of walks! Like you’ll wait for him with Iruka at the village gate when Narutos supposed to return from a mission. It’s like parents picking up their kid from a field trip aweeee. You’ll pack some snacks for the three of you and he fills you in on his missions. He’ll always be like, “Awe no way! Thanks Missus Y/N. You’re the best!” When you give him all the food you packed.
He always comes to you for advice or to rant to you about Sasuke, Sai, Sakura and literally all the other Konoha 11. Lol, but he will rant about you to Iruka and Jiraiya all the time, little does he know you do the same.
Would purposely set you into mama bear mode on Sai for his own amusement. Like he just gets a kick out of watching you confront Sai about calling Naruto some absurd obscenity and watch poor Sai just stand there like: (°_°) lol what do I do? Naruto is snickering behind a tree because he just made that all up. Yamato probably has to intervene when he sees it. Will have to woodstyle justu you when he realizes you’re in mama bear mode.
Hes such a troublesome rat. You love him though. He’s your troublesome rat-son.
Naruto is used to you being hot headed like Tsunade when he gets into trouble, but if you ever take the disappointed route instead, he will cry lol. Like he hates that you’re actually disappointed with him, he didn’t mean to trick you into yelling at Sai, please forgive him.
All celebrations are done with Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto and yourself. Since you all don’t really have any real family to celebrate with, you’ve made your own. It’s so chaotic tho lol.
These events are always ‘surprises for Naruto’ so the cooking is up to you and Kakashi, but Kakashi is so fast at cooking he doesn’t even let you do anything. You have to physically stop him so you could do some of the work. Meanwhile Iruka sets up decorations for the event and he’s probably singing festive songs LOOL. Plus he can’t sing so it’s an extra headache ontop of you yelling at Kakashi to let you do some work.
Then you all surprise Naruto with your half burnt food (while you were fighting the food most definitely lit on fire) and extremely cheesy decorations. Oddly Iruka even decorated the floor. Like wtf. Anyways, Naruto doesn’t really care about how bad it actually was, he was just happy to have people around him that cared enough to invite him to a celebration.
The food is inedible so you go to Ichirakus instead and somehow persuade Iruka into paying for all four of you <3 this happens every holiday so he ends up just saving his money in preparation for it.
Naruto tries to be a matchmaker for you LMFAO. He tries to get you and Iruka together which ends so awkwardly omg, then he’ll try and get you and kakashi together which was even more awkward and DONT get me started on Yamato omg.. He was so nervous he just stared at you the whole time like a googley eyed tree frog or something. Each time you catch onto Naruros little Cupid schemes you tell him to buzz off and that you’re not interested, but he doesn’t listen.
Your other holiday celebrations may be badly executed, but you actually host the best birthdays for him!! You pair up with Tsunade, Shizune, Kakashi, Iruka and Sakura to throw him really memorable birthdays. They may not make up for all the ones he missed celebrations for already, but you do your best to make these extra memorable.
At the end of the night after every birthday party, you walk him home and pat his shoulder sadly talking about how he’s growing up so fast. You probably end up crying because you're sad the little doofus is maturing somewhat. You tell him that and he laughs. Once you’re at his apartment door he’ll grin tiredly and give you a big hug. “Thanks again, aunty y/n.” You probably cry again on the way home bc he actually hugged you. That’s so sentimental omg. That is roughly about what happens every single birthday.
For your birthdays he treats you to ramen and gets you some weird kitchen gadget or something. Figures you’re an adult and they probably need these things. You don't, but you appreciate the gift anyway.
He buys you flowers every Mother’s Day. It makes you so emotional. You definitely cry. “Awe missus y/n! Not again. You’re so emotional.” He probably starts crying too though lol.
It breaks his heart to see you cry omg. Poor baby is like a lost puppy when you cry. Like not you’re over exaggerated crying, but your said painful crying. Once, after hearing some distressing news about the Akatsuki, you just break down. Naruto has become a son to you after all and you want to protect him so badly, but how can you do that when you’re up against powerful rouge ninjas? You cried in front of him for the when you two were having your weekly dinners at your place, all the sudden you just burst out crying and it hurt him so much because he knew it was because you were so worried about him.
Honestly, he probably ruffles your hair —like you do to him — in attempt to cheer you up. “It’s okay, Aunty y/n. I’ll take care of it, everything will be okay, believe it!”
Oh yah also, speaking of weekly dinners! You guys definitely get together at least once a month or if it’s a good time, once a week to have dinner. We all know Naruto only survives on ramen, so you try and cook him healthy food, but my god he resists so hard. Then you give him that warning look and he chows down that salad so fast lol.
It would be 10/10 he's a great kid
#naruto shippuden#naruto#naruto headcanons#naruto imagines#naruto x reader#incorrect naruto quotes#kakashi hakate#iruka umino#jirayia
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Inuyasha Characters As Roomates
In honor of yashahime’s release i’ve decided to post this for no real reason.Can you tell who my bias is lmao. Lmk if I should do a Part 2 with the people I missed. Also I apologize I haven’t updated in like a year I have a post addressing this coming up soon. Thank you for your continued support despite the fact that I’ve been updating infrequently, I really appreciate it. Without further ado:
Warnings: Some swear words oop
Word Count: 1632
Inuyasha
You want Inuyasha as your roommate???Chile anyways...
No but fr tho in general Inuyasha isn’t an awful roommate, he pays his bills on time(ususally), doesn’t make too big of a mess but that’s just because he owns like 3 things and 2 outfits.
No, the real problem with Inuyasha is that he is LOUD
You walk outside to throw the trash away and he’s in his room screaming about a video game or something and the WHOLE neighborhood can hear him.
People pokin they head out in concern and everything
Another time he was watching a horror movie and you guess the characters did something stupid because you hear a scream from the character and then Inuyasha screaming “WHAT THE FUCK, WHY WOULD YOU GO THAT WAY DUMBASS! THAT’S WHY YOU’RE DEAD NOW!”
Shit woke you up out of your sleep
After that incident you knew you’d have to ask him to be a bit more considerate of your eardrums.
So, you ask him to quiet down and he pouts like a child and huffs and puffs.
He does quiet down tho...for about 2 minutes until he stubs his toe on the end of the couch
God bless you and your patience but god bless his girlfriend Kagome
She’s a saint
If it were up to Inuyasha your groceries would consist of a cabinet of ramen like the man has the budget for ramen and paying his share of he bills why would he spend money on things like fruit???
This is where Kagome comes in, she comes by pretty regularly and she brings food or groceries because she of all people knows how terrible Inuyasha’s shopping habits are.
Bless her soul truly and every time she does this you thank her lmaoo
Inuyasha eventually does move out with Kagome but he does apologize for being loud before he leaves, you aren’t sure if he did that on his own or if Kagome made him do that
Kagome
She’s so sweet
Fair share of chores, groceries, she cooks for yall sometimes, truly a saint
Only 2 problems:
Ms. Girl has no moneyyy
Poor Kagome, she always tries to pay her bills on time but between trying to feed Inuyasha, helping out her family, and school the paycheck only spreads so thin(She does eventually quit school to start working more but)
Nothing wrong with this but you do end up having to cover for her sometimes.
She of course thank you and you don’t usually mind and your routine was functional for you two, until you meet problem number 2
The loudest mf on the planet Earth, her boyfriend, Inuyasha
One day you’re in he kitchen grabbing something to eat and you hear pounding on the door like the police showed up.
You proceed cautiously because...what the fuck and you almost reach the door before you hear
“I’ll get it!”
You’ve never seen Kagome run faster
She opens the door and you see this 5′5 mf who was banging on the door like he paid the bills
Inuyasha just has rbf but you don't know that so you think he’s making faces at you
Immediately you have a problem with him
“Hey Kagome, who’s this?”
She looks between you two before immediately rushing to introduce you to each other
“Oh, I forgot my purse be right back guys.”, Kagome left not knowing that yall were about 2 seconds from fighting
You didn’t like Inuyasha for banging on the door and glaring and he didn’t like you for glaring at him
After that you just avoided talking to inuyasha for the sake of keeping the peace
When he came over you exited stage left
Eventually Kagome does move out with Inuyasha and she asks why you and Iuyasha had never spoken to each other
“Are you kidding me the first day we met he was already glaring at me?!”
“Ohhh, that’s just his face, he’s really sweet promise :D”
You doubted that
You liked Kagome as a roommate but you were glad she was moving out so you could find someone who could pay the bills on time.
Sango
She a baddie ngl
Aside from that, Sango is the perfect roommate
However, I hope you aren’t allergic to cats or Miroku because they’re pretty much a package deal
Also hopefully you don’t hate children because she does have Kohaku to worry about
But she makes pretty good money at her job so expenses aren’t a issue
She also isn’t home too often between her job, taking care of Kohaku and Kirara, and her relationship
She ends up spending more and more time at Miroku’s place anyways
Sango finally moves in with Miroku when she gets pregnant, yall still keep in touch tho because you’ve become good friends
And thus you say goodbye to the best roommate to ever grace this Earth lmao
Miroku
Miroku is the shortest lasting roommate on this list
Mans is a little creeper pervert and that shit gets annoying after a while
You’ll be walking out the shower and Miroku’s standing there like “hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear”
Needless to say you smacked the taste outta his mouth and he stopped with that real quick
He stops but you’re surprised when you see Sango come over
Your hand starts itching with the urge to slap him again...
You meet Sango and what she sees in him is... baffling, scientists to this day still don’t understand
Baby girl, you’re Sango do better, self love
Anyways, Miroku moves out eventually and he takes his nasty ass ways with him
Later you find out that Sango moved in with him and sje’s gon have a baby by him
But you know that’s none of your business
Koga
If you thought Inuyasha was loud...
Inuyasha doesn’t have any friends, Koga has a wolf pack...
Parties all the time good luck homie
If you were tryna study, sleep, do work, etc. best wishes lmao
You come home and mans got 2 random people over like how ya doin O-O
“Hello”
“Where’s Koga?”
They point to the kitchen and you head here ready to just “talk” with Koga
He turns around and gives you the cutest smile known to man and you immediately lose your will to argue
Can’t argue with a man that beautiful sorry...
Anyways besides being loud af, Koga is HYPER
Mans is up at 5 am knocking on your door like “hey you wanna jog to the gym”
“No Koga, goodnight”
‘No problem, it’s the morning btw!”
He’s actually a decent roommate and he moves into a bigger house with his friends and calls it the ‘pack house’
He actually invites you to come move in w him and his buddies
You tell him you’ll think about it
Sesshomaru
The king of “I’m better than you”
He has his life so well together and you’ve gotta give him props
Mans is basically Caspar the Friendly Ghost of roommates
Does he actually live here? the lights stay on and his name is on the deed so... I guess
Seriously tho, Sesshomaru doesn’t need a roommate but he does need someone to mind Rin
You might ask, what about Jaken, Jaken is busy (following Sesshomaru) or so he claims
Sesshomaru isn’t too bad honestly he covers the majority of the expenses in exchange for you watching Rin and feeding Ah-Un
So you’re basically Rin’s stay at home nanny
But you don’t mind because she is a SWEETHEART
Ah-Un isn’t too bad, just feed 2 lizards
(Although depending on who you are feeding them bugs might be your worst nightmare)
Jaken and you buttheads all the time, it’s almost comical
The times you interact with him mainly consist of you telling him to leave Rin alone or him telling you something Sesshomaru said
Speaking of Sesshomaru you don’t see him often and the only times you hear from him are in the form of notes he leaves around the house to the degree of ‘I fed Ah-Un this morning’ or ‘Make sure Rin takes her vitamins’
The other times you “hear” from him are when Jaken comes by saying things like ‘Lord Sesshomaru has requested that you prepare Rin to go out’
And for a while you were like who tf does he think he is because like yea he pays most of the rent but like he isn’t paying you for this so why does he think he can order you around indirectly
The first time you see Sesshomaru, it’s late and Rin’s been asleep for hours.
You walked into the kitchen and didn’t bother with turning the lights on but then you heard the smallest shuffle and a groan
And the moonlight comes through the window at the perfect angle and it reflects so beautifully off his silver hair
He turs some and you see his face and immediately take back all the times you’ve cussed him out mentally
And the you realize you’re in your pajamas staring at this man you’ve never met before that’s sleeping on the couch. For all you know he could be some random guy who broke in
He looks so peaceful that you loathe to disturb it but you poke at him w a stick and he groans out something to the tune of “Go away Jaken”
“I’m not Jaken”
He immediately sat up and stared at you like he was trying to figure out who you were in his head for a moment
“Don’t you want to sleep in your room?” you asked him. He stood up and begun to walk towards his room in response
You just watched him walk away but before he turned the corner into the hallway you swear you heard him say “You should get some sleep too.”
#inuyasha imagines#inuyasha imagine#and they were roommates#sango#miroku#sesshomaru#koga#koga inuyasha#kagome#inuyasha
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Wowza sorry y'all about the random massive Rockafire spam, I'm pretty sure ??most?? People on here? know me for just Knight Rider because that's the only thing I've ever REALLY posted about--
but I Do Not Care it's RAE hours right now so uhhh here's some headcannons that probably aren't Canon compliant very much because I just got into RAE like last week
So like. I feel like Mitzi is a Good Amount younger than the rest of the band like she was in highschool when she joined, the rest of em were all Adults™ and she was a little bit nervous about it because...... ADULTS™
She was just lookin for a place to get her singing voice out there, because ya girl REALLY wanted to perform, and showbiz happened to have a slot open, but she did not expect all of the members to be older than her (although looking back, she realized she probably should have expected that)
It was intimidating at first but Billy Bob and Fatz were just the absolute sweetest and they introduced her properly to the rest of the band because she was like "oh I barely talk to them because I get nervous :(" and the resident dads p much said "aight we can do all the talking for you then, how about that?" And badabing badaboom she's now attached to these two and like honestly who isn't or maybe that's just me but ANYWAYS I feel like the band would become a second home/safe space for her
Yeah fr some reason I have BIG long headcannon for her joining the band but the rest of them? Nobody knows how they got there for all I know they just Showed Up One Day
Also I came across this
https://youtu.be/UU7BeUWQBDI
youtube
Which got me thinkin about what my headcannons were as far as sexuality/gender stuff
And I find the concept of Billy Bob being Very Much Straight And Ignorant but trying his hardest to be a good ally SO funny like if someone came out to him he'd probably be like "oh!! I don't understand why you would choose that lifestyle but I respect you!!" not realizing how incredibly stupid he sounds sjkrjh like I don't think he can very easily wrap his head around how people are just. not cishet. so he's like "OH then it must be a choice, right? like you can choose to be gay but you're born straight. Right?" and everyone just shakes their heads in the background but he does earnestly try his best and my man would rather DIE than disrespect someone's pronouns I know this for sure
Fatz is pretty similar, straight ally and a lil confused but he's got the spirit, you know? He still least knows being gay (as well as,,, m o s t sexualities that aren't straight, although some he doesn't get/know about at all) isn't a choice but he hasn't quite grasped that being trans is also not a choice. He will respect your pronouns to hell and back but by god he doesn't get it,,, he's trying though and he feels very accomplished in himself that he's starting to get the hang of using they/them even though he slips up a lot
The rest of the band encourages the HELL out of these two because they're. Trying their best and making an honest effort which is more than a pretty good chunk of people would give
Rolfe, Earl, and Dook are the reasons Billy Bob and Fatz are trying so hard to understand it lmao
Rolfe took it upon himself to hang up a MASSIVE gay pride flag backstage, being the flaming homosexual that he is, and the rest of the squad quickly realized "oh he's GAY gay he wasn't kidding" because at first they literally thought he was joking as he was actually just being openly and obnoxiously a raging mlm (and like I mean no shade to him this isn't me tryna to make fun of it because my dumb sapphic ass almost crashed my car once because I saw a pretty girl walk down the street. And by "once" I mean. Yesterday.) Anyways yeah that's when the rest of em Realized and were like "OH" but after the massive pride flag was hung up that prompted Dook to come out and they were all like "???? YOU TOO????"
Dook is a non-binary ICON he's a demiboy and goes by both he/him and they/them and probably would have a bunch of pride pins I think,,, I'm not really sure of his sexuality though!! honestly he kinda gives me bisexual vibes but Who Knows . Not me. He has a HELL of a time trying to explain his gender to the rest of the band (except for Rolfe because like. He's a part of the community so he knows) and basically he was met with "so you're just a dude but ✨spicy✨?" and it was like, "no, but I have no idea how to explain it in a way that will make sense to you, so. yes?" And that explanation seemed to suffice for most of them
Mitzi went in knowing NOTHING about what being non-binary was so she asked a l o t of questions about it, which Dook just kinda dealt with answering (he's heard most of it before, and it gets tiring after a while. if you're nb or trans or honestly any part of LGBTQ+ you know what I mean) but he thought it was really sweet of her to be so determined to learn about it and eventually she did get a grasp on it ish, so she was able to understand why it wasn't just ✨spicy male✨ (the conversation pretty much went "well if i was just male, don't you think I would label myself that way instead?" "....oH TRUE!!!") and she ended up a VERY passionate ally, and she'll ask occasionally about how to be better at it, bein a queen as she is 👉👉 also definitely started questioning her sexuality after a while and just went with "maybe bicurious" and Rolfe, Dook, and Earl were all like "ONE OF US, ONE OF US"
Earl has never once spoken about his sexuality in his life, because 1. He's very aware that's an awkward conversation to have with a puppet, and 2. He's aroace anyways, which is basically what people assume even if they don't realize it just for their own peace of mind, because seriously, puppets and any identity that ISN'T aroace creates a really uncomfortable mental image for... Most people, pretty much. So it's not like he ever needed to say anything about it, which is convenient for him because he wouldn't want to say anything either way. not worth the risk of embarrassing himself and making everyone feel awkward
(side note ish though Rolfe 100% came out to Earl first and was met with "I already knew that but okay." Rolfe was mildly offended)
And spEAKING OF EARL he's VERY much sentient but he can't say he's particularly enthusiastic about it because Rolfe has to carry him around everywhere
He can move on his own but it's limited and generally annoying to maneuver around with his tiny body so he just says screw it half the time and stays on Rolfe's arm or hitch a ride on Random Object, but like... Yeah, the majority of the time Rolfe just has to deal with only having one arm available and a puppet directly next to him making fun of him at every possible chance
They high-key have chaotic and unorganized college roommate vibes (like they're actually roommates because... Where tf is Earl supposed to go?? So Rolfe took him in) and idk if this is really like a part of my headcannons or if I just think it's funny so I keep entertaining the idea of it but I think it would be Fantastic if Rolfe had no idea how to cook but Earl somehow did so this idiot is trying to take instructions from a puppet, who can't physically show him what to do, and it's like Hell's Kitchen live featuring a furry and a sentient stuffed animal
Aaaaamd going off of my Rolfe and Earl headcannons still Rolfe for SURE has some sort of executive dysfunction issue. ADD or ADHD I'm not sure (probably ADHD) but he definitely has it also this totally isn't just me projecting how dare you accuse me of that
And!!! More about Dook!!!! I don't know how or why I thought up of this but I cannot possibly imagine him any other way now-- he's autistic and space is his Big Huge special interest, and if you ever ask him about it you have to be prepared to get infodumped or possibly even shown a PowerPoint presentation, because GOD he loves space!!! He wants everyone to know all about it!! He knows not everyone thinks it's as cool as he does so he tries to keep his mouth shut but when someone asks about it he can't help himself and will infodump a LOT, also haha drumming stims go brrrr, playing the drums isn't really a stim but he likes to just take his drumsticks and whack em around in the air and get that good ol Wavy Arm Action (wavy arms is best stim change my mind you can't it's GOOD)
Also i bbbbelieve earlier I reposted somethin about someone else headcannoning that he has echolalia, which I don't really know enough about to say anything on it?? But even if he doesn't have echolalia he'd probably repeat phrases over and over until he gets tired of them (which is,,, something I do lmao, it's either memes I get stuck in my head or things I've heard from various medias I like the inflections in (like one tiktokker I saw was talking about their tourettes and their vocal tics and one of them was "uh oh! How unfortunate!" and now I CAN'T STOP SAYING IT)) but like uhhh yeah :))) repeating phrases that get stuck in your head for various reasons for the win
This is already really long so I'm just gonna vibe out thanks for coming to my Ted talk feel free to ask questions I probably won't be able to answer a lot of em though because my headcannons are a Mess hehe >:)
#WOOOW GROMIT#rae#rockafire explosion#rock-a-fire explosion#i still don't know what tags y'all use#someone pls stop me from stealing peoples vocal tics i find on tiktok#like seriously#the one i mentioned as well as are stuck in my head#SIZZLE IT UP G R O M I T#he lp#lmaooo anyways yeah i love these characters im biased towards rolfe and earl tho they're my favorites
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heart attack.
previous. meet the characters! part 2. next.
disclaimer: do not take this seriously.
mark
another favorite cousin
johnny's dorm buddy
gets teased a lot bc he doesn't have a gf yet
vv cool to hangout with
bring him around so he could laugh at jokes,, even the bad ones
jamming>>>
best friends with hyuck even though he's a year older
protective of you/treats you like a little sister
xiaojun
the vv handsome cousin
everyone has a crush on him
he looks like he hates everyone but he is a sweetheart
you him and mark always jamming to whatever they learnt in the guitar
gives the best comforts
hendery
the weird cousin when u were younger but became the campus heartthrob when ur older
questionable but his looks rlly says otherwise
istg one time when you were 5, he looked at yoi weirdly and told xiaojun "look at that weird looking boy"
he's kinda okay now that he's grown but there are times where he just crank up
literally moodmaker
renjun
the best friend cousin
conspiracy theories are your thing
literally joined at the hip
you have similar habits thus making ur other relatives call you "the twins"
they find it freaky at how u guys just,,, influence each other, adapting to each others mannerisms
one things different tho, he is more aggressive than u r
jeno
jaemin's boyfriend
vv sweet
whenever jaem requests boba/coffee, he always buy one for you
u both tease jaemin all the time sometimes
asks u how's jaemin doing whenever they have a small fight
pretty boy is worried for his baby
donghyuck
the handsome next door neighbor
bestfriends w mark and renjun
renjun and him always hangout after classes
is close w ur fam
ur parents love him
ur dad taught him how to drive (cs his father is away from work)
ur fam teases u w him
"he ur boyfriend yet?"
even when he is around
and u hate it more when gets cocky and teases u w them
its like hot seat everytime
u tryna deny cs u don't want them to know maybe u do have a crush on the next door cutie
jaemin
ur vv gay cousin
matching gucci slides (ten and yangyang r jealous)
likes to gossip w u esp bout hyuck
"he comes here everday, he must've been trying to get ur attention"
"wtf nana he's here for renjun?? they always hangout"
"yeah renjun keeps thirdwheeling you guys :("
#1 shipper ig lmao
vv boujee too
yangyang
second to renjun amongst closest cousins
yall be twinning w ur outfits
ur fave one was when u two had personalized bucket hats he wears it almost everyday
he's ur ride or die kind of cousin
u srsly become weird and chaotic when w him
u guys hangout whenever renjun is w hyuck or u have though mt of a brilliant plan
chenle
baby cousin :(
fr he is literally the words laugh and giggles
mischievous and cunning but his cuteness lets him get away w things
attached to jisung 24/7
he likes to dress himself as cool and edgy but he breaks character everytime he smiles or laugh
ur his fave noona
u treat him food sometimes and he cooks you food he had learnt in return
jisung
ur baby brother
vv innocent looking
but sometimes get mischievous bc of chenle's influence
he easily gets guilty tho
u love to tease him like babying him in public
the floofiest kid fuck im crying
previous. meet the characters! part 2. next.
[nct and wayv as your relative but donghyuck as your neighbor crush!au]
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my favorite Khonjin House quotes in ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ chronological order
“I think it’s time to order a PEP-PEP-PEP-PEPperoni pizza”
“You can’t do this, Gay Spaghetti Chef!” “Kid... It’s just Gay Spaghetti now”
“Actually it’s a silent D. It’s pronounced “Jeffrey”“
“he͝ļlo son҉“
“but that’s a different plate of cookies for a different glath of milk”
“Do you even know what 9/11 is?! I WAS THERE!!!!!!!! on those planes”
“do not touch it” “why” “it’s just a little scooty” “what” “you know, it’s just a little scooty, don’t f u c k w i t h i t”
“WOW YOU FUCKING ASSHO O O O O O O O O O O O O O”
"The only C I can explain, are the C4 explosives planted under the floorboards." “What” “This whole place is going to hell.” “This can’t be!” “You’re right. Cause it’s C. Four. I planted the bombs. As previously stated.”
“Dear Mr. Fratelli, You may already be a winner.” *8000% VOLUME SMASH BROS VICTORY JINGLE*
“Unfortunately for Gino... He will never find the chiwowwow.”
“how about you get me a PSPiece of pizza or you can Nintendo 64get about ever surviving!”
“Here’s-a your pizza! With extra pizza!”
“EVERY- FUCKING- SHITTY-ASS SPAGHETTI PIECE OF SHiT!” *crash* “OH SHIT NOT AGAIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000″
“Hey, you! You like pizza?” “EƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎ“
“It’s right here!” “That’s a wrench.” “Oh, I- I could have sworn this was a... a thermometer-” *WHACK*
“YAO IDIOT”
“*speaks Japanese*” [How easily you forget... ...I had the pepperoni pizza all along.]
“The following advertisement is anadvertisement.”
“Members of the jury, Gino says I’m fucking idiot.”
“I rest.” *collapses*
"Alright, boys. The heist is very ssssimple. Kay. A rival gang set up shop right. Across the street. Gay Spaghetti. Okay? From the pizzeria. You fuck. Their main export; ᵖᵉᵖᵖᵉʳᵒⁿᶦ ᵖᶦᶻᶻᵃ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵈ” “So... If we steal-a the pepperoni... No more pizza bread.” “Precisely, ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᵗ. Rob the place of every peppy. I want every peppy, on my desk, by the... The 69th... hour... Four... 420 days. From now.” *the entire cast cracks up*
“Rob the place of every f u c k boy. I want every desk on my desk.”
“Oooooooooooh. The map is spaghetti”
“Khonjin. Just give us the pepperoooni.”
“WELCOME TO THE KING OBSTACLE COURSE TO BECOME THE KING YOU MUST GET THROUGH THE FUCKING THING READY GOOOOOOooooo”
“It looks like a magic”
“Do I look like someone who knows what the hell. That is. Because I am. What was your question?”
“A real shark would never fall for such a stupid trick! Wait a second. A shark would never fall for that. And if he was a shark, why is he at the newsroom, if there’s no news in the ocean? And why are his legs comprised of the seven Chaos Em-OH SHIT IT’S THE BIOLIZARD”
“ᵂᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ, ᵐʸ ʷᶦᶠᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ, ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗᶦᶠᵘˡ ᴺᶦᶜᵏᵛᶦˡˡᵉ ˢᑫᵘᵃʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗʳʸ ᶜˡᵘᵇ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵒᵗᵒʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᶠᵒᵘʳᵗʰ ʰᵒˡᵉ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃʳ ²⁶. ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᶦ�� ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉⁿᵍᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᵖᵖᵃˡᵃᶜʰᶦᵃⁿ ᵐᵒᵘⁿᵗᵃᶦⁿ ʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ. ᴺᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉˢˢ, ᴷʰᵒⁿʲᶦⁿ ᶦˢ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗˡʸ ᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵗʳᵒᵏᵉ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵛᶦᶜᵗᵒʳʸ. ᴹᵘᶜʰ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵍʳᵃⁿᵈᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵗʳᵒᵏᵉ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ ᶦⁿʰᵉʳᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᵐᶦˡʸ ᶠᵒʳᵗᵘⁿᵉ. ʸᵉˢ ᶦⁿᵈᵉᵉᵈ, ʰᵉ ᵖʳᵒᶜᵘʳᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˡˡᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵒˡˡᵃʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᶜᵒⁿ ᵐᵃⁿ. ᴴᵉ ˢᵒˡᵈ ᵇᶦᶜʸᶜˡᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ˡᵉᵍˡᵉˢˢ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈʳᵉⁿ. ᴳᵒᵗᵗᵃ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳ ʰᵒʷ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᶦᵗ. ᴼʰ. ᴬⁿᵈ ʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ THE SHOT- IN ONE SHOT! WHAT A BBBBEAUUUUUUTIFUL SHOT! THE SHOT IS SO GOOOOOD! IT’S OVER! KHONJIN HAS WON THE GGGGGAAAAAME”
“Khonjin, you’ve just won. The 4th. Grand slam. Golf tournament. In Africa”
“We have the pepperone pazzi”
“I’m gonna teach you how to speak English. Repeat after me. my unununultra fufulf GYEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎH and my ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ rememberɹǝqɯǝɯᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ thɥthɥʇat one. My fblɟqlɟqɟfblɟqlɟqɟfblɟqlɟqɟ eugh.“ “ᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᵘᶜᵏᵃ”“ʷʰʸ ᶦˢⁿ’ᵗ ˢʰᵃᵈ ʰᵉʳᵉ””ʸᵉᵃʰ!”“ᵍᵒ”“NOW THIS OUGHTA STOP THAT PIECENJAHDNKSLCJBHJBJSJBFSEHJABHJ”
“I ain't gunna play cards with some bitchy fishy tryna play with the sharks, so how about you grab yourself a towel and get out the pool.“
“But like an elephant on 9/11, I never forget”
“WHERE’S MY SLICE OF PIEZZA”
“ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵛᵒᶦᶜᵉ ᵃᶜᵗᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ”
“We’re not going to Six Flags. We’re going on a hit.”
“If I a-were a target... Where would I hide?”
“How we supposed to- wait”
“IIIII’VE GOT THE NET” “TAAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIS” “Oh my God” “FINALLY. I can return... to Kingda Ka”
“Some people want to make it their own way, but I like to make it the Gay way”
“Dear Diary. Today I’ve decided to stop wasting my time with habits that just are fucking dumb.”
“Dear Diary. Gino is Gino.”
“The graphics look like they were drawn by a four year old. With the talents of Pablo Picasso. In his prime. Which is what I would have said, if I liked the graphics. Which I do. Not.” “Fascinating.”
“And that’s why I give this game a five out of five. Billion. It fucking su-”
“Gino. Touch this bow~” “I’m- I’m not touching that bow.” “How about- eh~" *Gino gets a bow* “I knew it! It’s a bow that makes bows. We can sell them for four dollars a piece. Cold hard cash. Or credit.”
“HOW MAY I HELP YOU”
“Alright I’m taking a look here, says you’ve been making pizza for five... minutes. Under wage you wrote... A GameCube.” “I know what I want, and I know what I deserve.” “Oh, that’s great, I’m glad you know, but uh- I don’t- I don’t know what the fuck a GameCube is.” “Look here, bossman, these three words are non-negotiable. Super. Monkey. Ball.”
“So it says here your name is Gay Skateboard Man?” “YEEEEEEEUS *cracks up*”
“Yes, I’m fr- *clears throat* America. I am from America.”
“NEGADAD.”
“RULING THE GALAXY.”
“OH SHIT O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0″
“Why are you after a baby, you psychopath?!” “Alright you wanna know so bad? The baby stole my gun.”
“What was so important that you had to leave your gun?! Outside?! For anyone to take?” “This frisbee.”
“heY freD. it’S mE, yogI BEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎ“
“woof woof bark bark BARNEY MY PUEBLOS”
“I knew you would sneak in through the pipe, SO I TURNED MY BASE INTO A GIANT PIPE!”
“Who taught you how to cook? Papa John? Or as you call him. Daddy.”
“HOW DO I GET TO THE INTERNET?!”
“Gino, you didn’t tell me that CrabCrab was a Crab!”
“PSYCHIIIIIC net”
“Have you thought of picking up garbage? And selling i-*cracks up*”
“Khonjin! there’s a crazy penguin prize!”
“backetball is my middle name”
“I’ve learned all the racial slurs in existence. And I will recite them now.”
“Gay Spaghetti Cheeeeeef~ is back”
“Ultimately Cory had to be evacuated for safety. He later opened a Quiznos to moderate success.”
[Gino says the fucking N-word] “WHAT” “Get your Bobby Childs™ brand Bobby Childs™ T-shirt!”
“Hello welcome to Fratelliano’s pizza would you like to purchase WinRAR”
“Send in the missiles.” “Oh yes sir absolutely coming right up”
(in not even close to Gino’s voice) “Khonjin I just remembered I don’t know how to sing Amore and I’m not Italian”
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Chapter One
The air was salty and chilled, a sign that it was finally the beginning of fall. PoisonBerry clutched the journey in bony hands. There was something strange about this day, something overwhelming that loomed over the vessel of the ship like a cloud. The net that had been cast in the water came back up slowly. The crew watched with anticipation as it breached the surface. What they had pulled up was not fish nor treasure, but a body. With long brown hair and scarring burns covering what surface wasn’t covered in decay. The raven-haired girl felt to her sick to her stomach at the scene before, the nauseating smell and sight quickly overtook her, her body unable to handle it as she passed out.
Maybe in another timeline he would have cared, but by the sticky-notes she had covered the pages of his book with, it was obvious she had no idea who he was, no respect for the grave in which his thoughts at. And in the pale moonlight that shined through the small window on the wall, he realized that, as well as having no respect for him, she had no respect for herself either. Greasy and unkept short black hair mocked anyone who knew her. She used to take pride in herself, inner and outer. Those once delicate and slender hands that could make or break beautiful creations were now callused and shaky. He looked away, not wanting to see her in that state any longer.
Whoever had shared this before had long since left, as he hoped he would as well. He would have thrown on whatever of the person’s clothes fit comfortably, though with his stature he was reduced to choosing whatever wouldn’t slide off his awkward body. He absentmindedly wondered how easily he would be able to get his muscle and fat back up, knowing that until his skin wasn’t trying to heal itself over layers of decay he wouldn’t be able go back on testosterone. He sneered at the thought, grabbing an empty satchel and putting his journal and some money in it.
He figured that if he were to stay on the ship that he would be interrogated or if he managed to play dead that the male members of the crew would likely try to, well, make use of his corpse’s more feminine parts. He shivered at the thought, unable to tell if he feared the idea or got excited by it. Either way he did not want to find out which. He briefly considered taking PoisonBerry with him, but not only did she not remember who he was but frankly she might as well be dead if she didn’t remember him. Plus, he was a stranger to her, and though she was never quite smart, she had good instincts. He had always admired that about her.
He was about to get into a raft when he heard a gun cock and felt cool metal against the back of his head. He could hear it now, the unsteady and ragged breath of the person behind him. She never really liked the sea air, her asthma would always act up, as it was now by how it sounded. He cleared his throat.
“Th-the-the o-o-cea-ocean a-ai-air-r a-ain’t g-goo- ain’t g-good f-for ya lungs-s, girl.” He hated his stutter, it made him sound scared, but, really, he wasn’t really feeling emotions right now. His legs were tired from standing, his tongue sandpaper in his mouth, and his entire body was sore and nauseated.
“‘S-s-sides, if y-y-ya k-killed me, I b-b-bet-betcha’ th-that ya c-capt-tin beat y-you f-f-for it, make ya c-clean up my bl-blood and gut-ts.” The coolness of the gun left, and he turned to face her. Her features were etched with anger and fear, though her long nose scrunched up with disgust. Maybe it was the smell. But when he looked into her eyes, she looked away. Those once bright green eyes that he had once stared into with mutual admiration and respect could now barely stand to look back at him. She was afraid.
“Just return what st-stole and you can leave.” She held out her hand for the item.
“Th-th-the b-bah-bag ain’t-t yours, b-b-babe.” He needed to get on land quickly, else he was going to throw up his guts into the sea.
“I’m talking about the journal.” She sneered at him. He could handle an angry PoisonBerry, and he knew had to act fast or do what she wants, or things would get violent.
“J-j-jus-jus’ t-t-takin’ back what’s-s m-mine br-bro.” His instincts acted and then the gun was in his hand and aimed straight at her head before she could register what happened.
“Y-y-y’know wh-what-t, s-s-s-since you s-so rude to your g-guest, you c-c-can t-take me to the Av-v-v-vante docks or y-you-you’ll get a f-fuck-fucking b-bull-let in ya s-sk-skull.” She was no longer rude.
It would have been silent if not for the gentle waves around them. Blitz was looking directly at PoisonBerry, studying the rowing girl with scrutinizing eyes. She used to be so different, she was so confident, hard-headed and energetic. She used to give off an air of easy-going superiority that made anyone relaxed. The person in front of him was merely a pitiful disgrace in her body, if there was a way to get rid of this thing that possessed her and bring back his friend, he would take any opportunity he got. He hated how different she was now, and it showed.
“So, uh-“
“Sh-sh-sut-shut the f-f-fuck up, p-pl-please. I-I-I’m n-not in the m-mood to t-t-talk.” The rest of the it was spent in grateful silence.
When the two arrived at the town, the sun had barely risen, yet society was already awake. The mere idea of waking up this early disgusted them both and angered Blitz, but that meant stores were open. Which meant food, and though the thought of eating nauseated him, he was hungry, and he knew just where to eat at.
He walked with a purpose, if anger could be considered one. It certainly would have been a sight to see, a corpse walking with a girl so skinny she was a skeleton, both wore ill-fitted clothing. Blitz loved and hated the stares he got, on one hand, it was attention and their gazes were fearful, on the other hand, it was attention, and they were afraid of him.
When the two reached their destination, a small café tucked neatly away in the city, Blitz was thankful that there weren’t much people. He gestured for PoisonBerry to sit at a booth near the counter. He knew the girl at the register, but something told him she didn’t remember him. Before he could order though, another familiar face rushed in, a vampire girl whose admittedly had much healthier looking skin than his, she ordered tea and coffee. He snorted at the order, knowing that it was not born of indecisiveness, but of an ideology that screamed ‘Life is boring so do what you want and if you end up buried alive or in jail then you did not party hard enough.’ Quite frankly a beautiful philosophy to live by.
“Y-you tr-tryna’ c-c-cure a h-hang-hangover?” He leaned against the counter. She looked over at him, shocked by his existence, and smirked, pulling out a thermos. She unscrewed the cap and held it towards him. The contents of which assaulted his sense of smell. The thermos contained a mix of honey, blood, and vodka.
“M-m-ay-maybe j-just stick to c-candles, A-Amber.” He told her.
“Either you’re a psychic or a stalker, either way I’m outta here.” She exclaimed, pronouncing ‘either’ both ways. True to her word, she gathered up her things and left. The girl behind the counter snorted.
“Next, I guess.” The dark-skinned girl said, a hint of amusement in her voice.
“U-uh, y-yeah, I-I’ll have a sl-slice of st-str-strawberry c-c-cake and a t-t-t-tea for my friend and I’ll have a dou-double-ch-choc-double-chocolate-ch-chip cookie and uh, the sw-sweet-test coffee you have.”
The girl scribbled down the order with a bored expression, then her eyes flicked up and she smiled.
“That’ll be $14.42.” She stood straight and cleared her throat. “But if you can guess my name you’ll get a discount.” She smiled lazily. He might as well have, considering he knew, both her and her twin.
“I c-c-can tell y-ya more th-than th-th-that. A-al-also I’ll p-pay for the va-vampire’s drink t-too, consider-considering h-how sh-she l-left bef-fore she- before she could h-h-hers-self.”
She pretended to ponder it for a moment, then held out her hand for him to shake his. She slid the order through the little window leading to the kitchen.
“Y-your n-n-name i-is Ar-Arti-Artimes, you ha-have a twi-tw-twin with b-bl-blue e-eyes named Apollo, and-and! - y-y’all are fr-friends and c-co-workers with girl n-named Ch-Char-Cha-Charlotte C-Cooke!” She stared at his grinning face with wide eyes.
“Go sit with your friend, your order will be out shortly.” He smiled at her, setting down $9 and going to sit with PoisonBerry.
“Wha-what are you, like, a stalker or somethin’?” She asked with bewilderment. All she got for a response was a small hum.
“Like, how do you know so much?” She rephrased. He leaned over the table at her and spoke in a low tone.
“I-I’m a g-god.” He leaned back up. “A-anyway, af-aft-ter this I f-figured we sh-should g-go v-v-visit an old f-f-friend.”
“Or maybe we should make you go get a haircut because it covers your face.” She said back. He let out a chuckle and a small glare.
A girl with skin the color of cookie dough and caramel-colored curly locks of hair walked over to them, carrying their breakfast. Charlotte Cooke, the love of his life from before death, still looked as angelic as ever. She nodded her head along with whatever was playing in her head-phones and smiled at him as she set down their food. He clumsily searched his bag for some money to tip her with.
“Well, thank you sir!” Her soft voice was music to him.
“H-h-have a n-nice d-day!” He said as walked away. The two ate in silence, PoisonBerry giving him weird looks the whole time. They finished up and left.
“Alright-t, s-s-so, I a-ain’t g-gon-na-na get my h-hair c-cut in p-p-public p-plac-ce.” He said to her as they walked down the gravel roads.
“What, so, you gonna cut it yourself?” She asked as they turned a corner. He didn’t respond, in fact, the walk continued in silence until they reached a point where gravel turned to dirt and buildings turned to trees.
“Where are you taking me?” Her curiosity was starting to turn into unease. She started wondering how much she could trust this guy. Minutes went by with no answer as Blitz lead her down a twisting path that lead to nowhere. She asked him again and he responded with aggression in his stance and an off-putting calmness in his words.
“Y-you cl-clearly aren’t c-c-com-comfortable ‘round me, y-yet you con-continue foll-follow what I s-say. I d-don’t need-need you at this point, a-at th-th-this-s pl-plac-ce.” He turned to face her, and even though his face was visible, it still just as unreadable. “Th-th-there is n-no more g-gun t-to your head-d,” he spread his arms out “and there is n-no g-g-gun in-in my h-h-hand. Ther-the-there’s n-n-noth-thing stop-stopping you fr-from-from leaving.” She looked away, hugging herself with boney arms.
“I got nothin’ to go back to if I leave.”
“D-damned if you d-do, damn-damned if you don’t. Y-you’ve go-got-t-ten this f-far, c-contin-continue, o-or not, it’s-s your ch-choice, I d-d-don’t ca-care.” He continued down the trail, and against her better judgement, she followed behind, like a dog on a leash.
The house was exactly as he remembered it. It towered over the trees and to those unfamiliar with it, they would lose more than just their path. He always loved this place, and it loves him. He could spend eternity wandering its’ halls. His house lifeless, like he had been. Yet there was someone in there. He barged in, ready to tear the place to shreds with his bare hands to find them, to find this intruder and remove them from his home like a parasite from a praying mantis. Yet there was no need to, the person was right there.
“Oh, I thought you’d be home sooner.” With pale, cubby cheeks, red eyes, and long straight blue hair, Sundae had not changed one bit. And judging by the barking corgi that squeezed through her legs to lick him, neither Sundae nor Butterscotch had forgotten him. He picked up the Brit and spun her around, the two laughing like children. Butterscotch yipped happily. He put her down, cleared his throat, and told her what he already knew.
“Blitz, trust me, I’ve been keeping tabs on our dear friends, and I know how to get their memories back. Except,” She gestured to a confused PoisonBerry, “she’s been at sea.” She walked over to the green-eyed girl and took her angular face between her hands. “Plus, she’s changed the most. Whatever made her how she was, was purely thanks to you. She’ll be the hardest to restore. But, we’ll also need her for Midnight.” She lead the two into the house.
“W-w-well, h-how we g-gonna do it?” He asked her, hands in his pockets. A thought struck him then. One that shook him to his core. Had his brother forgotten him? Did his sister forget him? His head was clouded, his ears rang, and nausea consumed him.
“Blitz!” Sundae caught him before he fell. She looked to PoisonBerry. “Well come on then, help me out here.” The raven-haired girl hurried to them.
“What’s wrong with him?” She asked frantically. Sundae simply looked at her. “Is-is he having a stroke?”
“What- No. He, he’ll be fine, he just passed out.”
Blitz woke up a day later. Nausea filled his head and couldn’t think, couldn’t breathe, he was numb and in pain all at once. He tried to scream, yet all that came out was blood and bile. He managed to lean over when he threw up. He knew it might be getting on his carpet, but at the moment he didn’t care. After emptying the contents of his stomach and lungs, he regained his senses a bit. His head pounded, and his body felt like it was on fire. He stumbled out of bed, thankfully not stepping in vomit, and limped to the bathroom. He fumbled around the mirror cabinet until he found his meds. He swallowed them along a mouthful of sink water. The room smelled like death, he smelled like death. He tore off the stolen clothes, grimacing when pieces of flesh went with it. He noticed now how his hair was in such a bad state. The brown locks were greasy, tangled, and covered his face. His skin, normally just pale and scarred, was covered patched of green and yellow rot. He stumbled to his bathtub, turning the faucet on scorching hot and dumping an entire bottle of soap in it. He got in and dunked his head under, too. He felt his hand around the floor and found scissors and a comb. With shaky hand he began to cut and comb his hair. By this point the tub was beginning to overflow, but he didn’t care because there was a drain beneath it. Then he bathed himself. He scrubbed until the blistered. He didn’t want to leave this heavenly scorching heat, but the feeling of unease made him leave. He turned the water off, unplugged the drain and went to the mirror. Eyebags, chapped lips, and a big nose greeted him. One eye was icy blue while the other nearly blind. His teeth were yellow and uneven, but he didn’t care as long he had them. He scowled at his reflection and left.
He combed his fingers through freshly cut hair while trying to recall the events of the past, what, day? He’d never been good at keeping track of time. He put on some baggy dark clothes and taking the vomit filled bucket, opened his window and dumped the bile out. Satisfied, he went to his desk and opened his journal. He scowled at the sticky-notes and carefully peeled them off the pages and threw them away. He flipped to a blank page and began writing.
Either he blacked out or zoned because when he opened his eyes the room was filled with the warm glow of the afternoon. He stretched his hands over his head and his stomach growled under his sweater. He groaned as he left the room. When he got to the dining room with a box of cereal, he saw Sundae surrounded by pictures and papers. He spotted his camera on the table, a cheap little thing he bought with what little money he had when he was a kid. His most prized possession, and Sundae kept it. He was overjoyed until she spoke.
“Blitz! I know who we’ll bring back first.” The black-clothed girl had only just noticed he was there. She picked up a photo of two girls dancing together under the un, not a care in the world. He remembered that day, he and Luci, a werewolf girl, had met Amber. He took the picture when the two were dancing to some upbeat jazz song that came on his radio.
“Wh-which one? He asked, hoping it would be Amber, as she might be easiest to find.
“Why not both? I know where they live.” Oh right, Blitz forgot she’d been stalking their friends while he was dead. This would be easy, they could get most of them done in a day. He gathered the materials they’d need, got PoisonBerry, and set off in a carriage to town.
Amber had a small apartment full of takeout boxes and unlit candles everywhere. The place was a mess and Blitz almost felt bad until he remembered that when he first met her she had been living in a doomsday bunker under a field. The curtains were closed, and the place was dusty and smelled like blood. Suddenly, the door slammed shut behind them and the candles were lit. A figure cloaked in shadows stared them down with glowing red eyes.
“A stalker you are, you should have stayed watching from afar.” Amber stepped into the dim light. PoisonBerry hid behind Sundae who stood straight-faced with her arms crossed. Blitz stepped forward, and of all the scents in the room, there was no cinnamon. The one missing was in his satchel. He pulled it out with a box of matches. He lit the candle right as the vampire struck. Fangs almost in his neck, she went limp in his arms and the light became blinding.
When their eyesight came back to them, they were under the warmth of the sun. Tendrils pure light came from the vampire’s chest. And with a burst of light, she awoke in his arms as the sun set. She let out a breathy laugh as she looked up at Blitz’s bewildered face. She cupped his face in her hands and kissed his cheek.
“Good ta’ see ya again, amigo.” She looked around and hurriedly sat up. “Where is our wolf?” She looked to him. Sundae cleared her throat and dusted herself off, leaving a shocked PoisonBerry laying in the grass.
“Your friend is in the circus, and the circus will be in town quite soon, just in time for the full moon. And since she joined recently, they have no idea.” She spoke
“S-so, what, she g-gets t-ta’ t-t-town, and w-wolf’s-wolf’s out t-to pl-play. A-and b-b-boom, j-just like-just like th-that, e’eryone’s-s d-dead.”
“Yep. So, if we don’t want a massacre on our hands, we gotta get her back quick.” Sundae stated.
When they got back home, Sundae and PoisonBerry started cooking, and Blitz and Amber started planning.
“So, as a wolf, they ain’t gonna be able to contain her. She’ll escape and look for a place where she can alone.”
“R-right, s-so we gotta-gotta he-her.”
“Do we got anything that’ll do anything like that.” Amber asked him.
Blitz went to his closet and pulled out a long chain.
“That’ll work.”
That night Blitz didn’t sleep. He thought of all that could go wrong and of his brother and sister. He had no idea if they remembered him, if they even still alive. Though he hated it, he was human, and humans feared the unknown. If his brother continued down his path of assassination, Blitz had no of knowing. Eventually, he gave up on sleep and decided to write instead.
He soon found that writing was a great way to pass the time when he heard birds chirping. Yet, right when he was going to leave the room, his body shut down. When he awoke it was obvious that his surroundings were not based in reality. The grass was a deep red, and thorny vines strangled anything that wasn’t grass. The sky was pitch black, yet in the great nothingness it seemed to all flow towards a single point. He followed the hypnotic movement of the inky nothing, each step calming and his movements languid and heavy. Eventually he found it, or rather, himself. The picture perfect of image of a younger version of him surrounded by sunflowers.
“Why, why do you put them through this? All you do causes them to suffer.” He scowled at the child, it’s voice alien and unnerving to him, its words dripping with poison. He stalked toward the child, it’s hair a blonde and tangled halo that he wanted to rip out.
“I don’t recall even speaking at such an age, child.” He hissed, circling around it, ignoring how weird his voice sounded. “Why is it that you’ve summoned me back to the realm make-believe? To gloat about your pureness, your virginity and innocence? That won’t last you very long, you know?” His voice echoed in the small infinity.
“Nothing I do will lead me to becoming you.” It sneered at him.
“And yet, here I am, all you are is a reminder of the purity I lost, the innocence that got stolen from me.” The world vibrated and shook with every word he spoke, the sky melting into the ground, leaving an inky void everywhere. “I hate dreaming, y’know. And you, we, I hate being alone. And my friends keep me from loneliness, and you’re keeping me from my friends.” The last thing he saw was that child’s damn face, mocking him, and contorted in fear. It was an ugly sight, one he was glad to leave. Though when he came back to the real world, there was an overwhelming urge to leave. He wanted to leave. The thought had not yet crossed his mind before now, and it sickened him. Leaving meant all of his progress would be wasted. Leaving meant abandoning his friends. All those forgotten memories, wasted. Yet, he knew he would prefer for them not to know. As he packed his bag, every fiber of him screamed at him not to leave. He found himself unable to scream back. He left his home behind him, a weight lifted off his shoulders and a sickness in his gut. No one knew he was leaving. Except for PoisonBerry, who followed close behind him like a dog.
He took the long way to the docks on purpose, not wanting to go through the sunflower field. A small voice in his head told him wouldn’t be able to avoid it for long. He never could. When he got to the docks, the voice screamed at him to go back. The pirate ship he had left was there, crew members guarding his only escape. He heard a whimper behind him. Of course she was here, of course she followed him, she always did and now she was going to die. He tried to hide her in the forest edge, but it was too late. The captain, who he faintly recognized as PoisonBerry’s sister, spotted them. She called out to them, forcing them to step onto the docks, and right into their clutches.
“Well, ain’t this an odd sight, a corpse and skeleton.” The blonde walked to the pair, crew following behind. Their weapons were drawn and there was murder in their eyes. Frankly, Blitz was unaffected. It all happened so suddenly, one minute they were staring the others down, the next they were in a crate, being thrown into the ocean. Water was filling the space as they sunk. PoisonBerry was panicking, pleading, screaming tothe gods to save her. The only answer she received was the rush of water.
“Pray-prayer is f-f-futile, the-th-the gods-s are f-f-forbidd-den to answ-swer. W-we are al-l-lone in oc-cean and th-they m-might a-as w-well be d-d-dead to- to us.” His voice shook with irritation and his body shook with fear.
“This—This is all your fault! I’m going to die and it’s all thanks to you!” She screamed with rage. Hands flew to her mouth.
“Y-you’re the o-o-one who f-f-fucking f-followed m-me.” There was a shift in the pitch, he could see her eyes.
“You held a gun to my head!” Brighter. “You made me leave with nothing but the clothes on my back.” He could see tears now, glowing, angry tears. “And even when you did give me a choice, my only options were you or being lost and alone!” Brighter still, he could see everything in the box. “I-I chose—I chose you.” The green light became blinding, his ears rang, and his head ached, yet he didn’t look away.
“Welcome home, Nat-Natalie.” He whispered and closed his eyes. He felt bony arms around him, wetness forming on his sweater and sobbing in his ears. He cried too and clung to his friend like a child. “Y-you’re back—you—you’re back. You’re c-come back—come back to—to me!” They held each other tightly as if either one were to let go, the other would fade away. She pulled back from him.
“Midnight! We—we gotta get Midnight!” She stood up. He looked around, sunflowers surrounded them, and they stared only at him, judging, mocking. He closed his eyes.
“I-I g-guess Amb-ber and S-sundae got—got Luc-ci handled.”
The shewolf snarled in her cage as people began surrounding it. They took pictures and laughed at the beast. In the crowd came a loud noise. It progressively got louder as people started clearing away. Amber walked to the cage and placed the trumpet down. The wolf growled at her.
“They got cha’ caged up like some type o’ beast, huh.” She reached her hand into the cage and opened it. The wolf put her paw on the human’s hand.
On the other side of town Blitz and PoisonBerry dragged a blonde girl up a cliff. She was tied up and screaming muffled cusses and curses through the improvised gag. They made it to the top where the ritual was waiting. Blitz waited with the now panicked girl as PoisonBerry picked up a leather-bound book. Blitz shoved Midnight, the blonde, into the circle of mushrooms.
“Fe lat me hahn se fuite nam!”
The circle burned with a bright light and the witch was restored. The ropes had been burned off and Midnight stood. The lovers locked eyes.
“PoisonBerry?” She asked, her accent thick with emotion. Tears welled up in their eyes as PoisonBerry ran to her shorter counterpart. They fell to the ground, holding each other tightly and whispering to each other in their native languages.
Blitz watched on, breathless. It was like he had been a man dying of thirst, seeing this scene of two soulmates coming together was like gulping down water. It hurt like hell going down, yet the refreshing cold numbed it, making him forget everything else, if only for a second. He felt around his scarred neck for a piece of worn string. He found it and clutched the two rings tightly.
He once wrote in his journal about their dynamic. “Visually, they’re opposites. PoisonBerry is tall and almost concerningly thin, with eyes angled in a permanent scowl, pointed ears and nose and a sharp and angular jaw. Her body is boney and pale, her nails bitten down to the nub. (likely a habit she picked up from Blitzs brother) Midnight on the other hand, is short and curvy, with tanned skin. (Blitz’s brother would say she’s “thick”) Her jaw is square with an upturned nose. Her eyes are big and squared off, eyes burning with a bright orange-red flame that held so much passion. So, soft curves and boxy features stood in high contrast with angular and cat-like sharp features. They dress differently as well, yet both seem to have a strong preference for stripes. Midnight wears a lot of black high-waisted skirts and shorts, with flowing short-sleeved shirts, black and blue being her main colors. PoisonBerry wears mostly tight-fitting dresses and sleeved cloaks, blacks, reds, and purples dominated her choice of color, with the occasional splash of green. Visually, they’re opposites, but they’re both filled with a passion for life that I could never hope to have.” (frankly, he used to be jealous of that when he was little, now he doesn’t feel much about it)
When the three of them got back to the house they were met with a vampire, a werewolf, a demon, and an invitation to a masquerade. The group said their hellos and discussed dinner plans. (Lucy glared at Midnight the entire time, silently nodding along to the conversation) Blitz pointed out the moon hanging above and made them agree to have a big breakfast in the morning. While everyone else slept, Blitz fought to keep his closed. The invite they had gotten left a bad taste in his mouth. The invite had been handwritten in a script that he could barely read, fancy lettering with unnecessary loops and curves, but he knew exactly who wrote it. The invite was from his half-sister, somewhere in the back of his mind, he wondered if his brother had gotten an invite too. He really hoped not, their half-sister had put them through hell when they were kids, leaving them with invisible scars and (thankfully only on Blitz) actual scars too. So, for her to even think for a second that Ty would go was idiotic. He sat up in his bed, wanting to vent his anger out. He opened his curtains to let the moonlight in, lit a candle, and went to his desk. He opened a drawer, one full of gears and nuts and bolts and other bits and scraps he collected over the years. He set some of them on the desk, stared at them for a bit, hoping inspiration would come, then put them back. He opened another drawer and took out his journal. (he had made it when he was very into book-binding, plenty of pages that could act as whatever he wanted) He started taking an account of all that happened since he last wrote. He loved writing, it was a good way to clear his head and keep track of important and not-so-important details that he would surely forget otherwise. It was a way to escape reality, if only for a sec. And this time, escapism worked well, because before he knew it the sun was rising, his candle had melted into a pool of wax and there was knocking at his door. Sundae entered and then gagged.
“Smells like rot in here.”
He turned his chair towards her and lifted his bare arm, covered in varying levels of decay and scars, then gestured to himself, in a similar state.
“S-s-sund-dae, my-my b-body’s m-m-m-mending, it w-won’t- it’s-s gon-gonna t-take awhi-whil-le t-till it’s heal-healed.”
Sundae hummed and stepped in, closing the door behind her.
“Seems as though we’re the only ones awake, well, Amber might be, but who knows with that girl.” Sundae told him. Blitz made a gesture that said ‘well, you know her.’ Sundae hummed in agreement, leaning against the wall where the sun illuminated her features, giving her an almost angelic glow. Ironic, considering the two rather prominent dark red horns sticking from her forehead.
“Y’know, I found PoisonBerry and Midnight curled up together, making up for lost time, I suppose.” They laughed quietly to each other. (Blitz’s ended with a rather nasty cough) He walked to his dresser and took some dark colored clothes from the pile next to it. A quick sniff determined they smelled better than he did. He was buttoning up his shirt when it hit him.
“The-the i-i-inv-v-vite, M-mint s-s-sent-t it h-here, t-to us—to y-you! Sh-she re-rem-rem—she—she kn-knows you.” He curled up into himself. “Sh-she remem-remembers wh-who we are.” He whispered.
Sundae approached him carefully, acting as though he were a wild animal. He knew it was unintentional, but when the look in her eyes went from friendly to cautious, it stung.
“Blitz, relax, you’ll be ok. If anything happens, I promise it won’t happen to you.” She was trying so hard to be comforting, but in his mind, that promise was empty, it twisted like a viper in his thoughts, mocking and tormenting and cruel and manipulating. He knew it wasn’t, Sundae has always been his most trustworthy friend, but he couldn’t help it.
Slowly they stood together, and with shaky hands, he got dressed, slowly, but still.
They eventually got everyone up and ready. (PoisonBerry made the process more difficult than needed, but still) Blitz suggested they go to Pepper’s café. The walk there was peaceful aside from Blitz’s occasional coughing fits. As the group was walking in, someone walked out. The person rudely bumped shoulders with Amber, calling her a deadbeat lawyer. Blitz saw red. He told the group to go head inside and order. Reluctantly, they agreed. (though PoisonBerry sensed a fight and wanted to join, Midnight glared her down till she went with the rest of the group) He glared at the stranger. The person was, to put it simply, jacked. He had at least a head on Blitz, then again, most people did. (stunted growth along with being biologically female will make you shorter than most other guys) To anyone else, the person seemed to have the upper hand, but Blitz wasn’t planning to fight. He shoved his hands in his pockets and snarled at the stranger.
“I-if we were-weren’t-t i-in p-publi-lic I-I’d b-beh-head you.” The person snorted with laughter in response and Blitz lost control. He lunged at the stranger, his mind far away while his body acted on its own. He felt familiar arms wrap around him, pulling him back. The stranger’s face was a bloody mess. Taking one final look at Blitz, the stranger ran.
“Sir,” he looked up at the voice, and stared into aqua eyes. “I don’t tolerate violence at my establishment.”
“Sorry about him, he’s” He looked at Sundae, her hands in her coat pockets and her eyes filled with shame and embarrassment.
He pushed himself from Pepper’s grip and looked at her. Concern and anger were etched into her features. He dug around his jacket pocket and pulled out two necklaces that were tangled around his fingers. He opened his hand, palm facing down, and the sun and moon pendants glittered in the sunlight. He took Pepper’s hand and placed the necklaces in her palm.
“I-I—uh—h-hope this—th-this m-makes up f-for—for wh-what I-I’ve d-d-one.” He disconnected his hand from hers and nodded towards the door. He and Sundae walked in and sat down at the booth with the others.
“S-s-so, you-you’re law-l-lawyer?” He asked Amber, to get rid of the silence. She laughed, and time seemed to move again.
“Yeah dude, a good one, at that!”
“So, like, is candle-making a hobby or somethin’?” PoisonBerry asked, confused by the new information.
“I think she became a lawyer when her memories were false.” Midnight interjected. The conversation continued while Blitz and Luci stayed silent. Well, at least he was paying attention, Luci was chewing on the napkins. C.C. arrived with their food and drinks and Blitz locked eyes with her. He swore he saw some of recognition there. She smiled at him as she left, and he smiled back. He saw Pepper rush into the kitchen while they ate. He didn’t expect her or her twin to get their memories back for quite a while, as even when he came back from the dead the first time it took a while for them to remember.
Then the bell jingled, and a lady came in who was obviously trying to conceal her identity, yet even with sunglasses and a hat, he knew who she was. He could smell not only the fear and anxiety radiating off her, but also the faint stench of sulfur. Her name was Lola Viper, and in her hand she held an invitation.
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Who let me watch 5.06?
I should be doing an assignment that’s due tomorrow but ya know due tomorrow means do tomorrow. Lol I know I should be ashamed to be a procrastinator but university has ruined me anyway. I’m tired from literally going to one lecture haha, but in any event I’ve been rewatching mad men for the who knows what time but I thought I’d take a break from all that and watch an episode of CtM & @flyingnonny inspired me to do a reaction post so why not? I decided on 5.06 since last Sunday’s episode reminded us of that camping trip 😂😂 here goes nothing..
*skips intro bc I’m impatient*
Cute community moment ☺️
TRIXIE😍 slaying my life
Shelagh looks so good too 😍 and Angela melting my heart!
Why is shelagh forever wearing cardigans? I like cardigans every now and then but all the time, really?
Everyone is sitting outside, Trixie is in a sleeveless dress, as is Barbara, so it has to be warm?? take it off Shelagh
She’s still my bby though even if I don’t always agree with her fashion choices
what gross vejo pinching Trixie’s ass? That’s not ok
And Babs too lmao, creepy old man, die
Shelagh saying “hello dear” aw
But this is like the only interaction between Shelagh and Trixie & that does not suffice !!
ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO HAVE AN ACTUAL FRIENDSHIP IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE SAID IT I REALLY Want it😭😭💕💕 my two fav bbys
I HAVE EVEN GIVEN REASONS WHY & I CAN GIVE THEM AGAIN *** 1) Why not?? Shelagh has like no real friends besides her husband and sort of Sister Julienne?
2) just please, because I’m asking nicely 3) When Shelagh was Sister Bernadette she was often friendly/ in the gossip and conversation with the nurses & remember that one time Trixie grabbed her to come listen to Jenny’s phone conversation?
4) Trixie was the only one besides Sister Julienne to visit her in the sanatorium. That has to count for something! 5) They’ve both been on the show since day 1 & have known each other the longest (besides the nuns) why wouldn’t they be friends or least actually speak to each other?
Aye this is the lady who’s fake pregnant
Shelagh wearing earrings though >> here for it
Sorry there will be a lot of gushing over Shelagh and Trixie
And also I WANT TRIXIE’S HOOP EARRINGS SO BAD, where can I find them??
And how do I get her clothes and figure and her everything lol?
PHYLLIS ! My champion
“Would it have killed you to sit down for five minutes and eat the whole thing!” I LOVE HER, SHE IS A GEM, A HERO, A BADASS & IM NOT READY FOR SUNDAY. IM GOING TO BAWL WITH AND FOR HER
she deserves the best
I think this is the only time I’ve ever heard Trixie address Shelagh by her first name?? a prob.
They need to interact more 😭💔💕😍 I will stop saying it when I’m dead even then I’ll prob say it
Actually when I think of it no one ever calls Shelagh by her first name besides obviously Patrick? And Sister Julienne
#MoreShelaghAndTheOtherNursesInteracting2k17aka1962
And I need at least two seconds of them dotting on pregnant Shelagh
Helen looks so good like goals
“I threatened to put one man over my knee but that only encouraged him” HA IM DEAD NO KINK SHAME
I think there’s been a similar joke before but fuck it it’s still funny to me
But seriously everyone loves Trixie lol how could you not though?
Hey Pats, it’s been a while
Lol omg Tim in that uniform.. Not the best costume 😂😂
Never seen Whistle Down the Wind
But you see, Tom and Babs making out as usual, I’m not knocking it lol but this is why Sister J told her to chill when they went to South Africa😂
also lowkey jealous bc Jack Ashton is handsome af and that could’ve been me but it’s all good. He and Helen are adorable together and I’m here for it x10000
Omg I forgot this lady got assaulted
Oh shit I just remembered this is the episode where sister MC is attacked FUCK WHY DID I WATCH THIS
she can’t report it bc she’d get arrested for soliciting wtf
But remember Shelagh wore the headbands in like series 3 (so glad she stopped I was not here for it)? They must’ve gave them to Babs lol
I forgot Trixie didn’t tell the nurses about AA yet
But she looks gorgeous as ever, even with her mascara running
Lowkey nauseas looking at all that fish ugh. Funny becuase they put a grocery store that has a fish market on the block up from where I live in NYC and I hate it
I forgot about Peter lol and he was in an episode this series whoops
LIKE WHERE’S YOUR WIFE LOL, *I know, too busy for this, I don’t think she’d fit in the series anymore anyway*
Sister Mary Cynthia 😰❣️
Lol she doesn’t sing loud enough ??
Sister Julienne is so cute when she smiles but don’t forget she’s a badass
REMEMBER THE AGGRESSIVE JACKET FLAP BC OF THE IRRITATING SISTER URSULA
How did this girl hide her pregnancy though?
And did her brothers just not realize she was pregnant and the mother wasn’t?
Oh jeez my cousin was a colic-y baby and my parents kept him like 3 days a week when I was in high school & it was a nightmare. I didn’t sleep for so long
Dont get me wrong I love babies. But when they scream when I’m trying to sleep, nope. Return to sender.
Shelagh is so excited about camping it’s the purest and most adorable thing 😭😭And I like her shirt
Shelagh made Tim copy the napkin folding from a magazine, SHE IS A GEM
“We never have serviettes on a weeknight” wtf did they just not use napkins every day? I’m confused Lmaoo. What am I missing here 😂omg that reminds me of one of the times my family and I went on a cruise (2006, hella long time ago already wow?? 11 yrs yikes) and my brother & cousin were late to dinner and lied to my mom & aunt saying they were at a “napkin folding class” & my family deadass believed it up until 2 years ago😂
Shelagh’s accent is so cute. I’ve said that many times but it’s so sweet. But again why do we just have to accept she’s Scottish with no context as to how/why she came to England? Like I’m sure there were convents in Scotland. I dont even care that much I just will forever be curious as to why it seems she had no life before she got married lol? Like they don’t ever bring up the fact she was a nun, but ok maybe she feels awkward talking about it but what about before?
They’re so excited it’s so precious, protect this family 😂😭💕💕
Sister MJ is fasting lol I should try it😂
Omg another dumb story, I didn’t realize today is Ash Wednesday and was hella confused seeing some people with ash on their forehead 😂😂 I should give up something for lent but idk what, we shall see. My mom gave up carbs last year & I died bc I lived at home and ate what she cooked and almost all my fav foods are carbs😂
Shelagh referred to Patsy as Patsy, I’ve only ever heard her say Nurse Mount??
lol Tim you’re what 14? you know damn well those arent* bullet holes
at least he has some of his innocence still. I didn’t @ 14
Sometimes I forget I’m gonna be 19 this year wtf. I’ve accidentally told people I’m 16 before and had to correct myself 😂😂
Patrick is excited about this holiday, boy you don’t know what’s coming 😂
HE’S GONNA ATTACK THE LADY WITH A BABY I FORGOT THAT TOO WTF
I wanna fight him
Diane’s anemic ? Or her mum is just assuming
SHELAGH IN HER CAMPING OUTFIT!! The hair scarf and trousers !! I’m so here for it 😍😭
I want to see her in another pair!! yes lets get it 1962. Probably not likely this series but hopefully next series!! Ah can’t wait
Shit this series is almost over 💔💔 but omg 1963 gonna be lit as well?!
Like the space race started/orbiting the earth, Kennedy’s assassination .. wait never mind lol I’m thinking of American History moments. but still a lot of it was crazy world news so maybe it’s mentioned?? first bond film came out in'63, petition for Tim to go take Susan whatever from around the corner to see it since we know he liked the novels
Lots of famous films came out in ‘63 so there’s gotta be some reference.
Fun fact: I love pop culture references in period drama bc I’m lame jk I’m majoring in education (to teach history)
Old news but still relevant: Phyllis’s turn on: Rolodex systems 📇
“CRANE, as in the wading bird or industry lifting equipment, whichever you prefer” LOVE U PHYLLIS, YOU CORRECT HIM
PHYLLIS’S FACE WHEN GODFREY SUGGESTS SHE CAME OUT OF RETIREMENT, IM DEAD
“I shall consider retirement when I’m at the appropriate age” IM LAUGHING SO HARD, FUCK YEA PHYLLIS. I LOVE HER SO MUCH, LINDA BASSET IS ON THE LIST WITH LAURA AND HELEN OF PEOPLE WHO COULD PUCH ME IN THE FACE AND I’D THANK
LOL SHELAGH JUST STANDING AWKWARDLY LISTENING TO THIS CONVERSATION
“Buenos vacaciones” I NEED MORE PHYLLIS WORKING ON HER SPANISH I LOVE IT, Ella es oro.
lol the roof rack, bet it was Phyllis’s they borrowed when they moved
PHYLLIS’S FACE OF DISGUST WHEN DR GODFREY SMILES AT HER IS ME ALWAYS
LOL THE THE NURSES & SISTER WINIFRED DYING OVER PATRICK’S SHORTS (EVen though sister W “swears she’s not looking”)
I THINK THE SOCKS AND WHITE DAD SANDALS ARE MORE AMUSING 😂😂
Poor Judith💔
It’s a vicious attack Sister J! But you don’t know it yet so I get u
Here comes summer..😂
SETTING UP IN THE POURING RAIN LOL
Shelagh and Angela being adorable !!
Tim and Patrick proud that they set the tents up & boom it falls 😂 which is symbolic for me taking exams, I think I did well or at least decent on them and then I find out I failed by like 5 points
Nonnatus table scenes <3 😭
”I’ve seen more dangerous marshmallow bunnies“ lmao Pats this is a serious moment I shouldn’t laugh
Shelagh took off her glasses 😉😏 but fr how is Laura Main so perfect
Patrick put scotch in its lit, pass it over😏
Lol Shelagh drinking is a strange thought but I’m so here for it. Nuns can’t drink right? Idk. Imagine her drinking alcohol for the first time and just getting drunk 😂 we know Patrick and Tim are lightweights getting drunk off one beer so I assume shelagh would too😂
Damn it Patrick, you spilled your cup. Furthermore proving you’re a disaster 😭
LMAO SHELAGH’s “WTF” FACE WHEN SHE ASKS PATRICK WHAT HE’S THINKING ABOUT AND HE SAID THE ULCER CLINIC
LIKE C'MON PATRICK YOU KNOW WHERE SHELAGH WAS TRYNA GO WITH THAT😂
“And if you don’t mind my saying so, you’re not exactly Cliff Richards yourself” SHELAGH 😂😂 another great line of hers, love it
I love their playful banter lol we need more of that 😂 but lets be real series 6 has had some of the greatest Shelagh and Patrick moments so I can’t complain 😭😍
Peter and Barbara is such a unusual dynamic haha
“How is chummy?” Wait does Babs even know Chummy? I don’t even remember if they met tbh
But for real Shelagh did you really think Patrick would just forget about work completely ??
Lol Angela crying because she is petrified of squirrels😂😂and Shelagh running to her is so cute.
Why didn’t she just get rid of the *creepy* squirrel nutkin book? it seemed like they still had it in series 6 haha
rice pudding is I think the same as aroz con leche, lol it’s gross sorry
Diane’s water broke oh shit
the Turners all in the tent playing I spy bc it’s raining haha
I went camping for the first and last time this past summer w/ my sister in laws & her friends, it was awful 😂😂 I got like 100 mosquito bites that became welts, i literally slept in the car the second night & it was mid July fairly south of east coast aka it was humid and sticky af , there were wild horses that walked around..Thank God they brought alcohol cause it was a nightmare I don’t wanna remember 😂😂
ANGELA IS SO CUTE UGH & ANOTHER GREAT SHELAGH FACE😂
lol yes go to a hotel, should’ve done that from the get
So what exactly does Fred run? some civil defense thing?
She’s in labor and can’t even scream omg, I’m screaming
“They are often incorrect in their opinion” Sister MJ is a gem. I want someone to look at me the way Sister MJ looks at cake and the television
Phyllis yelling at Dr Godfrey😂
PATS’S FACE OF DISGUST IS ALSO ME
HOW DO THESE WOMEN GIVE BIRTH STANDING/SITTING UP?? AHHHH
There you are Beatrix, it’s been a while
Patsy being suspicious with the card game line lol. but when is Trixie going to find out about Patsy and Delia?
SHE RIPPED OUT HER WOMB?! WTF OMG IM SCREAMING
THIS HURTS TO WATCH AHH
Trixie and Sister MC to the rescue but omg this is wild I forgot
Fred wtf you can’t be sneaking up like that
DONT LEAVE SISTER MC ALONE TRIXIE
NOO, IM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
“There are flowers on the table, and feathers in these pillows, that’s all the nature I need to get back to” I feel you Patrick lol, I like nature but not camping
Lol remember Shelagh’s old nightgown? ah I don’t miss it. The bri nylon is such a look™ & obviously has magically powers i.e this miraculous conception.
“..or they’ve been mulled to death by squirrels” IM DEAD HAHA THAT WAS A GOOD DAD JOKE, NICE ONE PATRICK
aw the baby is so precious
Why is the operating room/being in surgery called theatre in the U.K.?? and why is the doctor’s office/practice called the surgery? so many questions from a confused American..
Sister MC by the docks😭💔 she was just chillin with God and THIS HORRIBLE MAN RUINS EVERYTHING WTF UGH
Oh no
SISTER MC JUST UNCONSCIOUS ON THE DOCKS WTF IM CRYING WHY WOULD HURT HER
Patrick even if you were there she wouldn’t have called you, don’t blame urself
it’s not your arrogance sister MC!!
“don’t you even say the word fault, do you hear me, I won’t allow it” 😭💔 it’s NOT your fault sister MC 😰
I forgot how upset/hurt this episode makes me
“The worst thing is that I actually stopped to pray…” my heart hurts
You can’t even blame her for being angry😪
Judith you’re not a bad mother!! This isn’t your fault either
Sister MJ IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER😢😢💔💔 I’m c r y i n
I SAID PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTS WHY DID THEY HURT ME LIKE THIS
Everyone so quiet at the table..
ILL FOREVER BE PROUD OF HOW BRAVE SISTER MC IS FOR SPEAKING UP FOR HER AND THE OTHER VICTIMS💖😭💔
Russian prison tats??
“I thought at first it was a test of faith, but it was a test of strength. I can bear more than I ever though I could and I can bear it for others because my strength is a gift, from him..” brb sobbing
I feel so bad for Mrs Hills bc I understand she thought she was doing the right thing and was trying to protect her daughter from the stigma & judgment from having a baby born outta wedlock 😭
But damn she almost killed her & now she can’t have any more kids
“I’m a mum, mum” Aw
lol I want children (obviously not anytime soon) but if I do Ima be shook for the rest of my life. Like my kids will be like grown & I’ll still wake up like wtf I had them? Lmaoo
SHELAGH’S GREY DRESS >>😍
Patrick jumping on the bed was cute lol
The Turners being cute and an unrealistically perfect family together as usual
Trixie 😍off to her AA💕
“I think it’s about time I came clean..”
Im so proud of her omg. She’s come so far in 6 series 😭💖💖😭
And Patsy and Delia are supportive yess👏🏼
“New truths were being spoken at Nonnatus house, but some remained concealed. While one voice rose, striving to erase its agony in song.”
Thanks Vanessa,, The End 😭
#call the midwife#lets get it 1962#I'm too attached to this beautiful show#like TRASH for this show#my commentaries™
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Food and eating under quarantine
I used 3rdeyeinformation.com to do a little social listening, surveying the landscape of Twitter conversations about Covid-19 quarantining.
I found five big, broad themes:
Eating
Music
Routine
Sleeping
Learning
In this article, I’ll take a closer look at Eating.
Methodology
Search date: March 27, 2020
Search terms: quarantine AND (eating OR food OR breakfast OR brunch OR lunch OR dinner OR dessert OR meal OR snack OR cooking OR baking) (-Filter:links) (-Filter:retweets)
Note: I removed Tweets with links to avoid promotional articles, and I removed retweets to stop celebrity posts from dominating the data set.
Here’s what rose to the surface:
Personal finances
Learning to cook
Cheese
Cookies
Ice cream
Junk food
Body image
Bunch Mimosas
Personal Finances
Some people are realizing how much money they can save by eating at home. Others, unfortunately, are worried about how long they can continue putting food on the table without working.
Some people are gaining a new perspective on dining out
Quarantine has taught me that I would have saved a lot of money if I just stayed the fuck home and cook
This quarantine making me want to save my money instead of eating out all the time. Quarantine mentality when this over 😭
this quarantine has proven to me how much money i waste on eating out AKA the only thing i do AKA the only thing i live for :’(
Other people are trapped in a serious, evolving tragedy
idk how we’re gonna get through this quarantine shit man, food’s running out and all the money i have currently is already going into paying bills
@adifishman I badly need this one. I’m from Philippines and my family are really broke right now. Jobs are cancelled till I don’t when. We are in community quarantine and we have no money left to buy food for us. Please help us. Thank you.
@tanamongeau we weren’t able to leave the house for 2 weeks because my mom was under quarantine while waiting for test results for corona, she missed a whole 2 weeks of work and now we don’t have money for food :( she’s a single mom of 3 kids, we would really appreciate it ($sugabbyari)
(Income and food security are major consequences of this crisis, and at the end of this article you can find a list of vetted charities.)
For those with an income, the experience of eating in quarantine is a lot different …
Learning to cook
Lots of people are viewing quarantine time as an opportunity for self-improvement. Some could emerge with a brand new confidence and interest in home-cooking.
During this quarantine I’ma finally learn to cook lmao
This quarantine shit got me learning how to bake and shit 🤣
I saw mad cooking videos on snap today😂😂 bouta learn how to cook with the friends I got on snap during this quarantine
This quarantine got my brother tryna learn how to cook from my mom… keep in mind that this foo resfuses to learn whenever my mom tried teaching him but he deadass asked my mom rn to teach him how to cook, HUH?? 🤨
How about the food itself? In this first inning of the quarantine life, people were kicking things off with their old favorites.
Comfort Food
Cheese
Happy Friday everyone I’m testing out a new quarantine activity that I like to call the “All Cheese Weekend” I just eat only cheese! Thanks
@BethLynch2020 @BenjaminPDixon I’ve been eating too much cheese and this quarantine is constipating me. Well, on the bright side, the TP shortage hasn’t been too much of a issue. 😃😎
I am sorry to anyone that has to live with big, hangry men during this quarantine. We are obviously eating modestly and trying to go to the grocery store as little as possible….and my dad has the audacity to put FOUR cheese slices on his damn sandwich today. Oh my gawd
Cookies
Baking cookies, eating pizza, and watching movies by my lonesome. Quarantine isn’t that bad lol
During quarantine I work out, make cookies, eat the cookies, work out some more to burn off the cookies, make more cookies… I think I’ve created my own economy over here. That’s how it works, right?
I’ve been eating cookies everyday since this quarantine started… soon I’ll need someone to roll me around. #QuarantineLife #QuarantineSnacks
Day 12 of Quarantine: We are now singing DayO by Harry Belefonte and baking cookies. I drank wine again and I added too much brown sugar, but the cookies still slap.
Ice cream
I just want to eat all the ice cream during this quarantine. Ice cream heals all, right?
quarantine day ???: I’ve used up all the spoons eating ice cream throughout the day
I’m in the phase of quarantine where I just walked around the house holding a half gallon of ice cream eating out of it. So there is that.
I have ice cream, plenty of food I stole from my parent’s fridge, a freezer full of food, and Disney plus. I’m set for quarantine man
Tonight I had ice cream for dinner and tacos for dessert. I don’t make the quarantine rules.
Junk food
@phrasalverbdmon Richard, you’re not pigging out on junk food during quarantine, are you? LOL @ricatoct
People are tagging me in fucking exercise challenges for quarantine. Fuck off. I’m living in my pjs and eating junk food.
@BernieBroStar Celebrating my youngest 21st birthday at the ol quarantine apartment. We loaded up on junk food and booze and going to order a movie
And when people indulge, it’s usually not hard to find some self-consciousness …
Body image
Routines have blurred, anxiety is high, and eating habits are getting completely disrupted. As people observe their new patterns, they’re also imagining consequences (which is probably compounding their anxiousness).
Just woke up from my second nap of the day and now I’m gonna eat my body weight in carbs in one sitting, so that’s how my quarantine is going 😅🤷🏼♀️
I swear this quarantine is making me gain so much weight😔. All I do is eat, get high, & sip wine
I wish I was gaining weight like everyone in quarantine who are eating all their quarantine snacks 😭
(Thoughts like these are normal and can be totally harmless. But, for anyone with deeper, more persistent concerns about body image and eating behaviors, this organization offers a great set of resources.)
And … brunch mimosas
People are stress eating cheese and ice cream and baking cookies to pass the time. But people are missing brunch mimosas. This might be the unofficial mascot of social eating.
after quarantine i need a bottomless mimosa brunch fr
I want hibachi. I want sushi. I want Mexican w margs. I want mimosas and a variety of brunch options. I want a good Cajun pasta dinner served to me… I- I want this quarantine period to end.
after this quarantine, i’m having brunch. bottomless mimosas for the win
For the most part, I’m seeing coping mechanisms here. Comfort foods are dominating chatter as people look for something stable and familiar in this weird and daunting time. Let me know your thoughts in comments below!
And if you’d like to do your own social listening and analysis, head over to 3rdeyeinformation.com.
Organizations taking donations to help with corona-virus response:
Food access in the United States
Feeding America helps local food banks respond to the outbreak
No Kid Hungry sends emergency grants to food banks and helps communicate with families to make sure they can find a hot meal until schools open again
Meals on Wheels helps older and homebound Americans access food
Covenant House helps young people without homes
Support for New York City
Citymeals is taking donations to help older people in New York City
God’s Love We Deliver is looking for both volunteers and donations to sponsor their emergency meal bags for vulnerable people around the city
Invisible Hands is looking for volunteers to bring vulnerable people necessary supplies
Health aid and protection for the front line of medical professionals
CDC emergency response fund is a catchall for giving to local health departments, global response efforts, protective gear for medical workers and general response.
Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund supports the World Health Organization in a global effort to help at-risk countries track the spread of the virus, testing and vaccine development, and protective equipment for medical workers
Partners in Health provides long-term, dignified care to patients in developing countries. It will use donations to test more than 200,000 people for coronavirus, help international governments coordinate and help local community health workers find the treatment they need.
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