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wasabi-gumdrop · 4 days
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Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!
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kittykatninja321 · 3 months
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Can someone tell Democrats that leftists and progressives with moral objections are not a big enough contingent to swing an election and if they were, the way to get groups to vote for you is to offer them things they want rather than lib-scold them about voting on social media
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nelkcats · 1 year
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The King's Favorite
The only possession that Catherine left Jason was an ice rose. She commented that it was some kind of family charm, that it had been with them for many generations and brought luck and that she knew the rose would save him one day. The last image Jason had of his mother was her smile as she handed him the rose.
Jason was always curious about the rose, it was cold and he swore it was made of solid ice but that should be impossible since it didn't melt. He was never brave enough to tell Bruce about it; maybe it was dumb, but he didn't want his paranoid father to take away the last memory of his mother.
The day Jason died he mocked the rose, neatly nestled in his bag a few meters away. Luck? Not at all. Saving? What a joke. While he closed his eyes he regretted everything he did wrong, everything he didn't get to live. As his tears fell to the warehouse floor, the rose slipped out of his bag, as if it went through it.
Unbeknownst to Jason, the ice rose ended up near his foot and began to fuse with his skin, leaving a small blue tattoo on his ankle, and for some reason, in his last few minutes, Jason felt warm.
A month after being buried, the tattoo began to glow blue. At midnight a voice was heard in the empty Gotham Cemetery.
"Wake up, my little Rose"
Jason's eyes snapped open in confusion as he woke up in his coffin. The Ghost King smirked as he looked at his chosen one while sitting on his throne of ice in the Infinite Realms, a new heir, huh?
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I gotta say I do absolutely adore that Fig Faeth who’s entire relationship with romance up to that point is tied to deception finds her match with a person whose defining trait is her honesty
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virtchandmoir · 10 months
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tessavirtue17: Life lately 🤌🏻
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mishapen-dear · 10 months
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thinking about the elections tonight... bad, cellbit, baghera, and forever are four candidates who are devoted to the island- more specifically, to the residents of the island. They care for the eggs, and they care for each other, and the way they exhibit that care through their primary presidential strategies is fucking fascinating.
Bad is who I watch the most, so I know him best. He's a classic mother hen. He doesn't like to take risks with the eggs, and he likes to prepare. If there's any sort of variable that could hurt an egg then he wants to control it. They have a stable relationship with the federation right now- it's not great, but they know the parameters. Don't trust cucurucho. don't follow cucurucho. send the eggs to NINHO every time there's a threat. the time of day changing means you need to run. Other than that they're p okay and roughly safe. But adding a president could potentially change everything. What if the president makes a rule that makes it easier to kill the eggs? And what about the way a president could cause tensions between the players to rise even higher? The dynamics of the island could change drastically. It's safer to neutralize that threat before it ever becomes a threat. It's easier to stop a war before it can start.
Baghera's primary concern is the way the election is designed to pit the residents against each other. All of them know that the Federation is a threat and she, like Bad, is focused on not letting them hurt more people. But, unlike Bad, she's less resistant to change. If the power is spread to multiple players rather than just one, it will be harder for the Federation to corrupt any one of them. Each time before the Federation has gotten to someone it's done so by isolating them. Felps, Cellbit, Jaiden- they've all spent a lot of alone time with Cucurucho. A council isn't just to consolidate the ideals of the island; a council would protect the players themselves. Sure, there might be disagreements and arguments, but they've had those before (and they're having them now!) and there's no reason to think they wouldn't be able to get through them again.
I hit a bit of a wall with Forever and Cellbit's pov here. Everything I know about their plans are from the debates and paraphrased discussions that have been translated here on tumblr, I'm going to talk less about their explicit plan and more about what the result will entail- a single president who takes responsibility for the island. It seems to me like they've recognized the presidential seat as the powerful opportunity that it is, and they want to take advantage of it. Here's some extra personal speculation but, adding rules, adding or removing mods, proposing public works, enforcing laws- those are just the abilities that are listed. Those are incredible opportunities to make the Federation take action, which is more than they've had before. We've seen before that the Federation isn't perfect; the Federation makes mistakes.
By working with the Federation, by making them take action (in a semi-controlled, semi-predictable way) you open them up to more opportunities for them to fuck up (while benefiting you). And, maybe, one of those fuck ups will be the key to taking them down. Maybe they could reopen ender chests. Maybe they could open the nether. Maybe they could learn why the Federation is holding an election in the first place. It's possible to do all these things with Baghera's plan, sure, but that's not a guarantee and, if someone like Bad is on the council, there's absolutely no way to be sure it would get done. And, if there's a council, then that opens up everyone on the council to the Federation's wiles. If there's just one president, then that's where the Federation's focus will be. By using a single person to build a relationship with the Federation, they only risk that single person. By electing ministers instead of a council, they can ensure that the island residents' needs are being heard while placing the federation's focus on that one person. A point can be made that they've done that before- with varying results. like kidnapping. selling your soul. etc. But! overall, I think they've gained more than they've lost by singling out one person. Because of them, we know that Cucurucho can't be trusted. We know that the Federation has a series of tunnels underneath the island. We know that the Federation not only has some sort of cryo technology, but had some unknown reason to use it. We know that there was another person working with Cellbit to take care of Felps (theorized to be ElQuackity), so we know there's at least one more Fed that isn't Cucurucho + blank-faced workers. There's been risk, but there's absolutely been rewards. This is just a very long meandering way to say that their plan to sacrifice Forever to the presidential seat reminds me very much of Cellbit's plan to sacrifice himself to the federation. They're saving their friends by potentially damning themselves and I, for one, think that is cool as hell.
they all care about each other so much. bad's plan means taking on no more risk. baghera's plan means spreading that risk evenly to stand strong together. and cellbit and forever's plan means taking the risk onto themselves so they can reap the rewards for others. am i reading too much into things? no this is tumblr and this smp is about LOVE and i really genuinely think that their election plans are a fantastic example of just how much they love each other
#qsmp elections#qsmp#qsmp analysis#again i haven't been following cellbit and forever's exact plan too closely but i've gotten the sense that their pushing of public works is#just to get people to vote for them and the true reason they want forever to be president is to infiltrate the federation#if that's not it tho feel free to let me know i'd love to know these cubitos reasonings#but with my interpretation i like the silly little extra headcanon of mr cell “sold his soul to the cops” bit#subconsciously sacrificing forever to the feds and pushing him into corruption#which ALSO makes the forever-killing-cellbit-to-kick-him-out-of-the-running plan Even More Tasty#'what if i let you kill me. what if destroying me destroyed yourself. what if i have already destroyed you on purpose and you forgave me#now what if i dont mean it when i do it again'#if anyone wants to examine the other candidates (or these same ones) and figure out how their election strategy is an example of their love#please do#i don't know enoguh about the others#but i know that gegg is love-turned-grief burn-the-world-down#and foolish is love for Item. love for cloud. love for being a silly#i don't know etoiles' plan for if he gets elected but i know he also deeply loves the island and the residents#him and his security <3 and the care packages for new players <3 and the way he Craves Violence but absolutely refuses to hurt anyone who#doesn't deserve it. most guy of all time#personally i want foolish to win because i think it would be really fun#but i think that any of them (even the candidates i don't know) would be a Fantastic president#we're going to get some good roleplay any way it goes so ill be happy :3#the only mechanic thing i want is for them to open the nether but that feels like a given for anyone so im not worried about it tbh#ty for coming to my tedtalk#hello if you're reading this tag. i see youre just as un-normal about these characters as i am. or you just like to read. respect either wa
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shepherds-of-haven · 7 months
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trying to imagine the chaos that would be chase, red in his playboy era, and halek at the height of his king slut era 😭😭
I honestly can't even imagine how this would have played out, would they have ended up like muscling out the competition eventually? 😭
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
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Someone jokingly throwing Phantom’s hat into the ring during the next election and now he’s seriously competing against Vlad Masters to be Amity’s mayor
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samsincerely · 4 months
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stairs-feooff · 3 months
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There is. Such a difference between people being like. I’m not voting for biden (understandable tbh) and I’m not voting at all (I’m smashing you with hammers)
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superhell · 1 year
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day one of working for house you get a brief that is a photo of wilson along with his pager and cell numbers and the instructions that you MUST tell this guy anything house does. you have GOT to keep him notified. and everyones like ‘thats ridiculous’ right up until 2 hours in when they watch wilson talk house down from doing something TRULY reckless. and then they never ever forget. tell wilson. its in the hospital handbook
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anteroom-of-death · 3 months
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Teacher's Pet part 6
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Synopsis: The game is set, and the players are playing. The Doctor and the Reader...what will go on?
A/n: I'm laughing evily. Also, I'm in good spirits, had a phenomenal day. This one is a bit longer. Turns out if you have little responsibility, besides yourself, you can bang out a banger. Also, listen to Maria by Justin Bieber.
You saw the Gmail alert go off on your phone as you changed into a suitable cute outfit and did your first layer of work make up. You were out of luck, there was a new girl in and she was getting the VIP treatment with the largest suite offered. You were moisturizing yourself before you dared to look. You really couldn’t be arsed if it was a personal email on your private account. And you didn’t need the anxiety if it was on your school account. You were angry that you didn’t have enough room to stretch out or put emotional distance between a man and you, if the situation provided required it.
You got yourself perfect, as there were already some cars in the car park. Probably a bit of stress relief before these men went home to their wives and kids. They’d blame traffic. Probably.
You didn’t know or care. Their lives seemed like parallel universes. Hypothetical. Unproven. Just a theory.
You decided to give yourself another dusting of antiperspirant before checking your phone.
It was fucking him…
You opened it,
“Dear (y/n),
It’s a shame that you’re not well. I’ll see you at the same time as last week. Secure the notes from someone.
Cordially yours,
Professor Smith.”
And that’s the name of that tune, you bitterly scoffed. You tossed your phone onto the table you had it rest on with the rest of your needs for work.
Seemed up his alley to wreck your focus! With his stupid face and stupid lust for life!
Plus, being on your phone was not focused on your bag.
Out of sight, out of mind..
You said “Hello” to the security guy again on your way to the bar. A few men were there and you had hours to go before your first appointment. One of the other girls working was talking to two at once. One was in deep discussion with the bartender and the phone girl.
One man was nursing a beer and was watching something on his phone. A target.
Good.
You walked over and put in the work. He was easily satisfied and went back to the bar and nursed another beer before getting up and leaving.
You actually had a good day and napped easily before you went on your second shift. You had plenty of money and dropped a fat, crisp twenty note in front of the homeless person outside the shops.
You bought a pack of cigarettes and smoked one on your way back to the cloister of your “office”. You let out a shaky cough. It had been over a week since your last one, so obviously, the smoke hit your lungs harshly.
Damn that man!
You napped some more before returning to work. Fresh outfit, even more make up. A spritz of perfume to hide the scent of smoke in the hair…
A whole routine.
Friday night was lucrative to the point of pain. You had to tell your manager and booking girl that you were going on a walk and needed a break.
You took your phone, bundled up, and your headphones.
It was after midnight, dangerous, but whatever. Keep to the area.
You had a wonderful time, the few cigarettes you consumed and the Fanta you drank restored you. The music was a good thing.
Suddenly the air felt heavy. And you felt observed. Something on the back of your neck. The hairs. It felt perverse. You paused your music and took out your headphones long enough to hear a weird, distinctive “vwrorrp-vworrp” followed by what sounded like a car wheezing.
Whatever the hell it was-it freaked you out enough to go back in the safety of the car park.
You finished up and went back. Had a quick shower and started preparing for the next chapter of your work shift.
You hated the stupid schedule system, but shifts like this made it all worth it.
Saturday was just a bit slower and Sunday, outside some bookings that were already scheduled was glacial and dry. Bad fishing.
Thank heavens for Thursday and Friday! You thought. You made bank, and had some fun. Always a good thing. And the manager got you all some fancy pizza in celebration of the new girl surviving her first rotation. And her deciding that all this was worth some more time to sell.
The manager really must have taken a shine to her. That never happened.
All in all? Good work. You could rest easy for the rest of the week. And pay off bills. And afford to shop at a fancy health food store instead of probably junk, loaded with shit, that’ll kill you quicker.
Yippee!
You had barely thought of your little distraction all weekend, until Monday.
Your alarm went off. And you remembered you hadn’t responded to him.
“Thanks! Sorry for the late reply! I was busy! I’ll be there!” It was quick, apologetic and mostly-honest.
Him.
You cursed yourself out. The minute he came into focus, you were a bigger mess than you were ever before!
You messaged someone who you knew had probably had the notes from Thursday. No such luck. And your little meeting was looming large.
You’d have to tell him the truth, you fucked up. No notes.
Deciding to revel in the mundane, before leaving, you made yourself a nice cup of mint tea with honey. You sat in a corner wrapped in your blanket and luxuriate in the warmth of the tea and the rest of the blanket pile. You wasted a few minutes on social media. Drowning your brain cells seemed like a good idea. A distraction for you from the returned knot in your stomach and hole in your heart that your stupid crush on Professor Smith had caused. A very welcome one.
After all, you did have couple thousand pound weekend! A freak occurrence! Rare! So why not indulge in some mindless self care?
After a while, you made the smart choice and readied yourself for school and the war zone that being locked in the office with him would be.
The class you had in the morning slipped by with your focus becoming increasingly erratic. You didn’t want to go, but you trudged into the bathroom to psych yourself up. Not out..
Finally stable, you trudged your way to your new Hell. A concept that, up until this semester, was comical to you.
You felt like a clown.
Booboo the Fool.
You had to laugh at yourself. Buy yourself a clown nose and ship yourself off to the circus!
Pathetic!
You knocked raptly. Maybe you’d just go into a manic state or overdrive and the time would fly away and you’d go back to life. And he would potentially be scared of you enough to back off and not encourage any more meetings besides what your schedule permitted…
He welcomed you in, offered to take your jacket and pulled out the chair for you.
“I had my assistant get me some hot chocolate for us.” He gestured over to some disposable cups lodged into one of those cardboard cup holder things.
The fuck was he doing? Had you passed out and entered dream world? Was he tormenting you? Did he know that you were just head over heels for him?
“Thanks…” You said and took it. You off-handedly wished you had those strips that you could test if a drink had been fucked with. Not that you’d accuse him of it. Or rather that you leapt to the conclusion that he was trying to. Life had taught you that free drinks from men sometimes came with consequences.
You reassured yourself that he was still besotted with his dead wife. The total badass.
You envied her. She got what you clearly desired.
You swallowed a sip.
He seemed casual. Had a simple jumper on over his body and a pair of dark jeans. You noticed he wore Doc Martens. Very ageing punk rocker. The jumper hung on his chest quite well. He was skinny, but you could see his chest was sturdy.
“So, did you get your notes?” He smiled, all of his teeth showing. He seemed to know something. There was a bizarre glint in his eye. It was as freaky as it was mesmerizing.
“No, didn’t get a chance. I’m going to the school tutoring soon. I’ll talk to them about it. My fault. The weekend got away from me. I was swamped at work. And then I forgot. I’m sorry.” You blabbered on, deeply apologetic.
You prayed in your mind that if Gd was listening, for him to open a hole up in the planet, swallow you whole, and that you were sorry for that one time you accidentally ate a cheeseburger drunk.
Among other sins…
“Then I have to educate you from scratch. You remember on Tuesday we were talking about the nature of the universe and what it owes us? If it owes us?”
“Yes.” You added a keen head-shake. Remembering how you fled the room and had a mental breakdown.
“What if you put in the work? For years. Centuries even. Battled with the darkness in yourself and others. Saved all you could save. Then what? Would the universe grant you a favor? What would you do to garner that favor?”
You were losing the plot. Clearly.
“What if you were timid and didn’t mean to tread on things? Just survived. Suffered a bit, nothing to write home about, but still enough to Mar your soul? Did what you had to. Would the universe grant you mercy in form of a favor?”
Seemed like this was bordering on less of philosophy and more of theology. Something a small child would pester their rabbi or priest or imam or whatever about. But that was first glance.
Secondary seemed like it was flying too close to the sun.
Self-descriptive much?
God complex?
You slung an arm on your chair and settled back. A game? Is that was he was getting at?
“If the universe owed someone something, that would be antithetical. If you’re bargaining with a God, which is what it seems that you are proposing…Gods usually don’t answer you unless you give them a good offer first.” Your tongue clicked forward, you could feel your eyes making a push forward, widening.
You could play along.
“Are you making an offering to a deity? Dear professor…” You crossed your arms and leaned forward.
You saw something pass over his face. A trillion different micro-calculations. Several amused and several dark looks.
He swallowed.
What was his deal? You mused before trying a new string of words.
“Or are you the God here?” You blasphemed…pursing your lips. Biting the skin under them.
More emotions shot through his painfully attractive face. The lines on his face seemed to glimmer deeper.
He swallowed harder. A singular eyebrow arched up.
Seriously, those things were weapons.
“What if I am?” He breathed out.
“Does that make your students your devotees?” You pushed a bit further…
He slinked over to the chair and leaned forward. Fully turning his eyes unto your soul. “Oh, maybe you’d enjoy that.” He smoothed out his voice, directly into your mind. It seemed to echo into the corners of your skull. Vibrating.
You would enjoy it. Too much.
Your body and mind felt flushed and overheated. The office seemed to get as hot as a midsummer day on the beach.
“So, does the universe get what it’s owed, (y/n)?”
Your breathing quickened and your throat got dry. You reached (well more like flailed…) for your beverage. A big gulp, not breaking eye contact.
“Are you a devotee? To come worship at the altar?” He questioned further. Placing both of those incredible hands at the sides of the chair. Leaning further forward. His cool breath hitting your face. It smelled fresh. Not like good oral hygienic skills, but something foreign and strong. Striking, and a little addictive. You could spend the rest of your life trying to find a word to describe it further, or something to compare the scent to. It’s was…incredible. And maybe edible.
Barely two inches stayed between your noses. If you were a computer, you would have blue screened.
Your were human, and could afford no such luxury, sadly.
The pit of your stomach closed up.
An increasingly rare, but familiar throb coursed through you as warmth accelerated its way through your body. Rocking your core. Your heart was rocketing for the moon. You started to sweat. Literally.
You clenched yourself. Literally squeezed your legs together. To stop yourself from coming undone. From going deeper under this spell he cast on you.
But too late!
Far too late!
You already were becoming quite undone. Wet in more ways than just the sweat now forming on your brow and your back.
You knew what he was getting at. But didn’t want to conceded the victory to him…
Why did he make you buckle?
And more importantly, why did he seem to want you to buckle?
The trap was set, it was elaborate and elegant. He even provided drink and ambiance! How could you be so blind?
Especially you!
A shoe on the other foot…
You felt in a verbal checkmate.
“Maybe.” You choked out finally after a short eternity. Your heart raced faster still, threatening to break through it’s cage.
“Maybe isn’t good enough.” Another breath washed over your face. The gap between your noses closed to barely an inch.
You buckled…
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bluerose5 · 27 days
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mychlapci · 6 months
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Members of the lost light you most desire to be pregnant versus most likely to be impregnated by their own choosing?
as a transformers pregnancy truther i will gladly take any pregnant bot no matter who, that being said, number one choice is Megatron. he needs to be pregnant. i cant even begin because i would never stop. then obviously i want dratchet babies, because ratchet needs to fulfill his destiny and become a milf. then a knocked up cyclonus, with a doting tailgate always behind him. i would do crazy shit to getaway's uterus tbh. i think it could pacify him. i could fix him by getting him pregnant. i dont necessarily need rung to get pregnant but i 100% think he'd be good at impregnating someone. he's got that potent dad nut. you know it works. rodimus getting pregnant would be a bad idea but i'm into it cause he's got that shirt too small for baby bump energy. and that gets me going
i wanted to say that no one on the lost light is getting pregnant out of their own choosing but there is one person. Brainstorm probably inseminates himself for an experiment at least three times. but all the other babies? accidents. mishaps. slipped and fell on someone's dick kinda problems. very common occurance on the lost light.
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slimedeamon · 9 months
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Phil still had his sword out, pointing it at them, at her. His little girl. The others in a semicircle around them, trapping the two of them against a wall. He would not let them take her. He would not lose his huevo, not again. Phil took a small step towards them, and Charlie lifted his own weapon higher, shielding his little girl with his own body. Phil’s eyes where pleading, but Charlie wouldn’t listen to them. “Charlie, please mate, that’s not your daughter. You have to know that’s not JuanaFlippa.” Charlie saw as she put down a sign just to his right, and began frantically scribbling on it, but he did not wait for her to finish her own pleading. “I know.” There were several gasps from the crowd, both shocked and angry, but he paid them no mind. “I know, but you’re wrong.” His little girl stopped writing and looked up at him, confusion clear on her face. “dad please it’s me” could be read on the sign, in the strange way this huevo wrote. “She may not be Flippa. But she is my daughter.”
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eightdoctor · 7 months
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eighth doctor girlies snubbed once again!
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