#yall r the realest..

[superbellsubways]

BIG NUMBER HIT!!

Quick doodle of one of my sonas in celebration of me hitting 2.8k!! I don't have much to say! i just wanna thank yall so much for the overwhelming amount of support lately 😭 ❤️ have a nice night to whoevers reading

#i just noticed this today #yall r the realest.. #doodle #sona

[sttoru]

u know how ppl make up those dumb spoilers as a joke like “oh everyone dies in the end!” right? that’s literally gonna be jjk if gege keeps going at this rate 😭

FORREAAAAAL . like?? gege please take a break to regain some mental stability pleaaasuhh ibegggg cause atp no one is gonna make it outtttt

#sttoru responds. #realest character was noritoshi kamo (the kyoto student) #HE DIIIIIPPPED #if i saw gojo get folded by sukuna i would also leave asap like ?? yall r NOT surviving that whatsoever #jjk spoilers

[camjammed]

quick check cos im curious

#i need to hunt down the ppl who followed me here bc of my fixs #yall r the realest ones

[moxielynx]

a thing i redrew last night i loooovvee redrawing msm parksborn screenshots

to the people that reblogged my last parksborn drawing saying they were definitely dating i love yall u guys r the realest ever and get it

this is just a dumb tweet i made last night its actually so tragic that they never kissed in the show

ALSO ABOUT MY LAST PARKSBORN POST I REWATCHED THE SCENE AND I LOST MY FUCKING MIND WHEN PETER WAS LEAVING AND HARRY SAID "nah for once you're going the right way" LIKE HELLO???? this show makes me want to explode

#parksborn #peter x harry #msm 2017 #spiderman 2017 #yall got that one ship where you *insist* they're canon even tho they're not #this is me with msm parksborn

[johnny-cages-used-sock]

You're the realest MK blog on tumblr istg 😭😭😭😭

but fr your posts are so funny dude

STAHP YALL ARE MAKIN ME GIGGLE MY FEET R ALREADY KICKIN I JUST LOVE COMIN UP WITH NEW WAYS 2 BE PUT ON THE WATCHLIST

i wanna start a revolution

SRSLY THAMK YOU i wub you

Btw i just realized what ur name is. Scorpion huh

#johnny cage #ANOTHER SECRET ADMIRER??? YAY TO ME this is all getting to my head i need to calm tf down

[scarletlizzard]

VOICE KINK IS SO REALLLL. r/GWAsapphic. there’s this one audio that kills me holy.

- 🦮

🤭🤭🤭🤭 the realest of reals! So glad we all agree on this.

What do yall know about Quinn 👀 I haven't been on the app in a hot minute but good lord. Get into that

#scarletlizzard asks #🦮 anon

[schrodingersbabe]

junpei for blorbo game !

just wanna say yall r insane for sending jundori in a row. great work oomfies

favorite thing about them: he's like the funniest character ever AND the realest in sees. hes also just like me fr soooo

least favorite thing about them: this one is tricky bc i think his buzzcut is peak puerto rican junpei evidence but also brooo why 😭 but its okay bc he grows it for p4au BLESS

favorite line: "I'm sorry for making you feel afraid." IN THE P3 MOVIE..... literally makes me wanna start clawing up the walls. its literally not his fault at all but when she says shes scared of death and losing him he HUGS HER and APOLOGIZES... APOLOGIZES FOR MAKING HER FEEL THAT WAY... its over yall

brOTP: yukari and him :)

OTP: JUNDORIII >>>>>>

nOTP: uhhhh idrk. ig maybe him and aigis??? cause i just cant see any romantic feelings there but. its not like im a hater if u do i just dont see it.

random headcanon: i think itd be really cute if he learns to cook post-canon. like the 3rd years graduate and they were prolly doing a lot of the cooking, so he dusts off his moms copy of cocina criolla, puts on that apron, and gets to WORK

unpopular opinion: his hater era makes him a more likable and respectable character. like a lot of the people saying hes a bad character bc of that would do the exact same in his shoes

song i associate with them: torero by chayanne OR waste by foster the people. couldnt choose so u can have the bilingual choices LOOL

favorite picture of them:

classic. geesh is that gonna be that big when i post it. well u never know until u press send

#thank uuuu :3

[anna-scribbles]

paying attention (part 1/part 2)

#this is the sad bit :(( #I finally finished #i think I mightve liked the sketches better but whatever sdkjldfj here it is #also yes I think adrien had a gap between his teeth #and messy messy hair #as a kiddo #shoutout to all the teachers whose classes I worked on this during #yall r the realest #ml #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #adrinette #adrienette #emilie graham de vanily #emilie agreste #my art

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

my love and my controller

dogboy headcanons ig

gender neutral reader

Dog is a man’s best friend, but fae are far from being a man’s best friend. But the juxtaposition of a dangerous being of the night, a creature that could drain you of your life or enchant you to a madness so sickening that you would have no choice to surrender, and that of a beast that wants nothing more than to lay at your feet and place his head in your lap is one that delights you all the same. There is no reward without risk, no pleasure without pain, and in love, there is no adoration without some variation of war.

Malleus is far from a docile and gentle dog; he demands your respect, and it’s only when he knows he has it that he dares bow his head to you. He’s a prince, and as naïve as he can be at times, he acknowledges his duty before he acknowledges his heart, so this pretense is merely a show for him to soothe over the guilt resting in his heart before he carves the sensation of your hand deep into his skin.

Your faintest hint of domestication is when it’s late at night. If you sit by the edge of your bed and open up your arms to him, tempting him with honeyed eyes and even more honeyed words, he’ll naturally fall into place with you. You can’t even fathom the power you have over him: the prince of the night kneeling in front of you, groveling for your attention like the touch-starved mutt he is, willing to conquer the world seven times over if it means he can feel your lips touch his forehead.

The final sign of surrender comes when something clicks against his neck and his breathing grows shallow. What sort of spell did you cast on him, dearest child of man? How far did he fall in his degeneracy, to let his guard down enough to let you place a collar on him? The fae heir dares to question you momentarily before the possessive gleam in your eyes has him backing down, swapping his dignity for one more warm touch that melts him away completely, transforming the dragon of legend into nothing more than a lapdog for you to entertain yourself with.

“A prince? This is not what a prince should do, child of man. Yet you make me submit to this carnage over and over again, and despite knowing it’s wrong, no complaint rises to my lips.”

You’ve never met someone so capricious before, and it wouldn’t be too far-fetched for you to believe him to be a cat before he was a dog. But the magic of the supernatural exists in a realm beyond your comprehension, and you know all too well that to venture too deep into a place where you weren’t permitted would leave you in the position of the conquered rather than the conqueror. So it was best to take Lilia as he was: mischief and all, secrets and all, mysteries and all.

Lilia loves to tease the boundary, wondering how far he can go under the guise that he’s nothing more than an innocent puppy that doesn’t know right from wrong. Whether that means waking up tangled in your sheets or stealing you away as he must have done with countless other hearts before you were even brought into conception depended on the day, but regardless, like a dog unleashed, he dragged you around to and fro, taking and giving whatever he pleased.

A dog is still a primal animal at the end of the day, bred from hunters that knew danger as if it were the back of their paw, and that combined with his past avarice for the glory of his crown means a nature so monstrous at times that you’re left reeling. The stifling kisses and the carnal taste of a blood-tainted love are testimonies to the darkness swirling hidden by a softer facade, which you accepted without a second thought.

His collar is worn with pride, a means to an end that’ll surely leave you with either the highest of paradise or cast down like humanity thrown out of the blessed garden. You don’t care; Lilia is the best thing you’ve ever known. The way his tail wags, the way he begs for you, the way he stakes his claim on you are all part of the poison that you willingly drank, and it’s only a matter of time before the insignia of ownership that he has on his body transfers from his neck to yours.

“Am I yours, or are you mine? Are you asking because you’re curious or because you want to reaffirm your position? Fufu, you already know the answer to that, don’t you, Master?”

Vigilant, the essence of the moon, filled with aspirations, Silver is all you could ever ask for. He works quietly, swiftly, with a dedication that’s unmatched by anyone else, so long as he can fight off the curse that kisses his eyelids and lulls him into wandering back to the safety and warmth of your presence. How could you rebuke him? He slots himself into your arms, plunging himself into the depths of dreams until you would lure him back into the world of the living with a quiet coo and white promises.

Oblivious to his destiny yet hyperaware of his duties, the living metaphor that Silver is amuses you to no end. You watch him as he stands guard by your bed rather than his liege’s, you laugh at him as he looks to you for validation rather than his father, and you justify yourself with him as he pledges something more than simple servitude towards you. Love is such a difficult, fickle thing; it’s almost like he doesn’t recognize how deeply he’s fallen for you.

But when you pat his ears and whisper about how much of a dearly good boy he is, that’s when he acknowledges that he may be more animal than human. After all, no human would respond to such a demeaning hint of praise with flushed cheeks and wide eyes, lips parted as if to beg you for more, fingers curling around their own flesh in a futile attempt to cling to his pride and humanity, that he remain more of a lover than a pet in your eyes.

When he hears the ‘click’ of the collar around his neck and the feeling of your pointer finger pressing against his lips to shush him, Silver finally recognizes the gravity of his fall. Truly the shining star cast out of Heaven for failing to recognize the slice of bliss he had tasted, the once-noble knight faces his sin and readily gives himself up to you, bowing his head away from the crown and towards the image of you smirking above him, enjoying the spoils of the ruin he had made of himself and presented at your feet as both a sacrifice and a reward.

“I dedicate myself to you, to your safety, to your glory, to your happiness. Use me as you will, Master, for I exist as nothing more than a pet and a tool to carry out your will.”

The line between love and loyalty is a thin one. Sebek’s nothing more than a pup still stumbling over his own feet, let alone know what it means to throw himself into such a tumultuous battlefield like love and expect to escape unscathed. Lucky for him, you’re more than willing to show him the ropes, enticing him into a willing desperation with the promise of true love and an obsession so sweet that he would never come to his senses again.

He keeps his pride, piecing back together what you allow him to have, and you flip the title of soldier and knight and lover between your fingertips whenever you run your fingers through his hair and press your head against his chest, to hear his heartbeat and murmur about how much you love him. He has no choice but to love you with abandon, to cast aside his fae blood and his brilliant humanity to become a dog at your beck and call.

He guards you and protects you like it’s his life duty to do so, watching over you as you sleep and staying by your side in the day and warding off anything. Each hair on your head is precious, and each drop of blood you spill is the equivalent of his own body being harmed. He exists for you, and Great Seven be damned if this is where he fails. But Sebek doesn’t know failure, and he’s not going to change that anytime soon.

The collar is a vow he made to you, a vow that casts a shadow on the once bright light of his determination and tricked him away from the flowery path to the one filled with thorns. It doesn’t matter to him anyway; all he knows and soon, all he’ll ever know, is you. The tug of leather on his neck, right next to his pulse, is living proof of that, and whenever you yank on it to pull him close, he’s more than happy to oblige and take all of the traps and brambles that you’ve strewn around him in a show of both twisted love and tainted loyalty.

“Don’t cast me away, Master. I can do anything you want me to do. I can do so much more than what I’m doing right now for you. Have faith in me, just like you did at the beginning.”

#twisted wonderland #twst x reader #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #silver #sebek zigvolt #x reader #my writing #um !! weirdos dni or ill fucking kill you #shoutout to vixx's chained up... yall r the realest ones for opening my eyes to how sexcee collars are #points my kemonomimi-fication beam at diasomnia) bark harder #no cuz why did this turn out a lot darker than i thought :hahafuck: this was supposed to be cute and then ig lord baron possessed me or smth #society if i cld just be normal and write normal things? #i promise im not a furry aha #everyone starts throwing bricks at me)

[jordaneberle]

Pouring one out for the non North Americans on this day... first early morning/late night of many

#north americans donf know how good they have it #shoutout to my aussies yall r the realest #@anyone in europe my condolences #issy speaks

[shomouno]

society as a whole has got to abolish the stigma around periods. society has girls everywhere once, sometimes twice, a month, for a week at a time, in shame/embarrassed about something as natural as the night turning to day, something that cant be controlled. and it doesn't stop. from the first time someone gets their period, there's shame around it. hell, there's shame around going through menopause. you can't have your period, you can't not have your period, it's violent policing over women's bodies and it's so gross!!

and like, im sorry, but im tired of going a week of not wanting to leave the house because that means im going to have to change a damn tampon in public and im terrified someone in the bathroom will hear the wrapper and know im on my period. im tired of seeing kids embarrassed to ask parents for more pads/tampons/whatever, adults being embarrassed about having to buy them themselves, men but wanting to buy that shit for their girlfriends because apparently it's wrong to be on your period. which. it's not. it's so fucking natural and normal!

there's nothing gross or wrong with being on your period!! it's normal! it's natural!! yeah it kinda sucks ass to be bleeding for a week and pms can be ass, but it's no cause for shame!!! or embarrassment!!!! let women literally just exist!!!

terfs don't touch!!!!! fuck you!

#incoherent ranting from me as i suffer on my couch :') #it's BULLSJ #h #BULLSHIT #that i dread going to school cuz im scared cis men will find out im bleeding lol!!!!! #fuck cis men!!!!!!!! yall gremlin asses nobody likes u!! #fuck the patriarchy fuck cis men yall r fuckin DEVILS #ok to rb w/e im UPSET WITH THE WORLD RN #FLASHBACKS TO HIGH SCHOOL #NEEDING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM N MALE TEACHR SAYING NO AND IM LIKE HN WELL GUESD I WILL DIE #cuz i cant let anyone know im bleeding like a mofo #if the bathroom had anyone else in it i was always embarrassed #it took me until sr year to not be embarrassed telling my friends i was on my period like :'') #it's so freeing tbh to be able to be like 'hey come to the bathroom w me i gotta chang my tampon lmao' #girls r the realest tbh FUCK men #and bless girls BLESS GIRLS yall rockn :((((( #i admit to missing the fact that my high school friend group consisted mostly of girls #my friends here are lit but also sharing a room w two cis guys while ur bleeding profusely.... #txt

[ear]

when im able to start posting art again im gonna start reusing my art blog....

#i havent used my art blog in forever................. #and it still has 1.4k followers on it......... yall r the realest kjngfjnknekgjrfds #but yeah ill use it again as soon as im able to start drawing........

[steponmepinkjun]

The "omg who is that tho" to "omg an AQUARIUS 👀 from CHICAGO?!" to "I literally share a braincell w Johnny Suh and we r the two funniest people alive" to "what do you mean people hate this song this is the best fucking one you've showed me" to "people think this is NOISE MUSIC?!" pipeline and how I am living it rn

#Thanky bestie u r the realest <2 #g bromgyu chronicles #Genuinely yall cannot be funnier than an Aquarius I'm sorry but u cant #Not physically possible #Me 🤝 Johnny 🤝 Taehyun 🤝 Jeongin #Being the funniest mfs alive and having Braincell Custody privledges but choosing not to use them

[arminkissmechalenge]

happy easter to all the y/n fic writers that use “bunny” yall r the realest this day is for u<3

#happy easter #half a joke but also keep up the great work LMAO #armin #eren yeager #armin smut #eren smut #aot #snk #this day is for u babes

[1kari]

sry to my long time mutuals who have been dealing w the same breakdowns sincr 2015 yall r my realest friends

[rickylafleurs]

yo i relate to the previous anon like who tf is boone ? who's ricky ? fuck me if i know but on god ur enthusiasm about ur hyperfixations is so contagious and i love it. love following u mate

YALL R THE REALEST MFS OUT HERE