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hana-no-seiiki · 1 month
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okay but like himbo/bimbo/thembo reader who is such a fucking cinnamon roll that they solve all of the world’s problems because everyone and anyone is too afraid to disappoint them. even the goddamn fucking universe.
(not winnie the pooh parody inspiring me to write this)
like they’re literally too nice that people can’t help but fold to their whims.
yanderes murdering people?
reader politely asks them to stop because hurting people is not good and they would feel really bad if someone gets hurt, much less not live because of them.
everyone suddenly comes back from the dead.
war? suffering? natural disasters?
what even are those hahahahah
all solved. just make reader the ruler of the entire world; everyone and everything will be good.
reader gets kidnapped, creeped on, etc.?
the world actively tries to destroy the perpetrators. up until reader gently asks them if they could loosen the ropes binding them cause it hurts oh so badly and they can’t give people hugs like this.
and so you get freed with some reverse ransom right behind ya.
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channelinglament · 11 months
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Self Aware Project Sekai
Again
Hehe
P.s: I am just brainrotting and rambling here, so uh.. there may be grammar mistakes and etc
TW: Yandere stuff
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You can read part one here if you already haven't
...So first things first
(AGGH MY CLASSMATES ARE SO LOUD HELP I CANT FOCUS-)
There's no worshipping here?? (Well maybe a little-)
Why do I say a little-? Ichika :)
I mean, you've seen her when it comes to vocaloids heh. Now yanderify it
No one else really does that
Mafuyu is one of the most dangerous fellow here
She looks up to you, she sees you as someone who could save her. She knows that you won't judge her
And if you have at least a bit of similar family problem with her, well..... say hello to being isekai 'ed into pjsk :)
She isn't the only one who would do that ofcourse, but she is one of the fastest ones WHILE being smart.
But we will talk about it later ;)
Everyone's tactic to get you here, is to make pjsk your comfort place, safe space. To make you love them so much you would WANT to stay with them.
I'm sure they would share you- but jealousy would exist
I mean, you're helping them and supporting them! How could they not like you? (Why do I feel like Akito and Ena would argue over who's band is you favorite)
So, you know how they have songs right?
If you mostly play one groups song, ohoho
Other would be jealous, like rlly jealous
While the group is so happy to be your favorite! (Some may even try to make their songs more similar to the song of the other)
If it's Leo/need, most will be slightly jealous and will try to change their music to their.
If it's More More Jump, they'll change their outfits and try to be more energetic (Even Akito-)
If it is Vivid BAD Squad, OH the jealousy would eb over the top. Everyone will try to rap like Akito Everyone will try change their music AND dances. Also Ena might..argue/bicker with Akito more (Tsukasa and Shizuki won't with their siblings btw..probably.. maybe a bit)
If it's Wonderland x Showtime, everyone will try to make their performances grander! Jealous aswell but not as much as with Vivids (Akito's fault).
If it's Nightcord at 25:00 then they would turn emo then they would turn their songs a bit darker. Also might make their color pallate darker (while with wxs more colorful)
Tbh they all ate great friends and siblings that I don't think bad blood would happen between them. Maybe fight sometimes but no killing each other. Saki is the most safe one lmao
Though they could kill others (aka noc characters)
They might even do singing battles 💀
But usually guys fistfight (minus Tsukasa, he's smarter than that! I will expand on what he would do later.)
Girls fight too but they won't do much damage (care about each other).. BUT I feel like Mafuyu won't hesitate to start a war. THEN it will go downhill
I'm off for now, but soon I'll expand more
(I'm out of brain juice)
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(I like putting gifs, idk why. Be it random gifs or the fandom I write for ones, I just love doing it heh)
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alcazarofthestars · 8 days
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Help- I got this idea of a yandere!Fyodor with a darling who can reincarnate instead of studying and I couldn't help myself...
I'm probably gonna write a fic abt this later...
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teabutmakeitazure · 9 months
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"The way of adulting" is already going to work the day after you broke your pinky toe and limp your way un the middle of a crowded festival with people who don't pay attention and could step on your injured foot, cause you still need to do commissions.
This while still looking iconic and fashionable IF you're fixated on always being well put together.
This makes me think. How would Chrollo and some other yanderes react to a s/o who legit would be able to break their arm while falling off a couch, or a pinky toe while accidentally tripping over a slightly opened drawer, and after the initial panic after a while being like "this is fine" and not even limping at first but directly and casually walk their way to the nearest hospital with their bone/body part still twisted in a weird way cause adrenaline is going feral?
Legit the S/O returning during the late evening and being all chill cause they had a nice day-off work at the hospital and had time to read a 1000+ pages book during the waiting line. However, deciding not to stay home from work for a few other days cause well the s/o really doesn't see the point of it as they genuinely think it's nothing too severe so they don't mind.
(This before the kidnapping of course ig)
Ghastly Anon~
Me who has broken an arm by falling off a couch and double fractured my pinky toe by running into a door just narrowly escaping bone surgery: mhm yes
I feel like this is a mix of clumsy and workaholic. Honestly? It's absolutely adorable to the yan. Look at their cute darling <3 Look at their lovely little s/o who goes through life with so many hardships.
Wouldn't it be nice if someone could take care of you? You don't deserve to have to work so hard, even if you don't really mind it. Let them show some love.
All in all, it's just another reason for the yan to justify their infantilisation. You easily hurt yourself. Let them re-arrange the furniture. You cut your hand with a knife easily. It's best if you let them cook. It starts out slow. Gentle shoves for you to rest while they take care of things. The chores come first, your financial independence second. In case you have a job, why? Why work so hard when there's someone happy with taking care of you?
The day you start blindly trusting everything is the day you've been completely trapped.
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takiisinevitable · 9 months
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no because i made an oc for this manga i read but i love them. theyre insane and theyre somebodys yan ex and i adore them because theyre actually one of the ocs i made to have inexcusable behavior. yes murder yes stalking yes power abuse etc etc they have. a shrine of their ex and quite literally dedicated their whole life to them. they have no excuse and they with NOT apologize for it either. theyd kill everyone and themself for their ex, might even kill the love of their life if there were no other choice. no matter how many times they get rejected by their ex they will persist. they do not care about "obstacles" but will kill people if they felt like it. i cannot stop thinking about them and i love them i want them to get hit in the head but also i want them to get a psychiatrist
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harmonysanreads · 21 days
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Do you think Ratio has the stereotypical 'doctor's handwriting'?
I know he isn't a practicing physician but, he does have a PhD in medicine so imagine, just IMAGINE : Ratio who writes his most ardent confession to you in a letter because words betray him when he's faced with you but the ten page letter is barely intelligible so you show it to Aventurine who knows exactly what's up and tells you, “That's a lot of medicine Doc prescribed to you. You should consider doing a serious health checkup.”
You bolt to Ratio in panic but are shell-shocked when he tells you that he isn't “mentally prepared to tell you everything” and keeps on delaying the confrontation. This leaves you tossing in bed, unable to focus on anything and constantly paranoid because you think you have a serious illness while Ratio's just biting his fingernails thinking he's going to get rejected and Aventurine who's wheezing by the sidelines.
Or, Aventurine did it deliberately to sabotage any potential of romance between you and Ratio idk.
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suiana · 6 months
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✎ yandere! mean boy . . .
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✎ yandere! mean boy who's one of the most popular guys in the entire university. he's hot, smart, rich... he was perfect! ...but of course, he had a bad side to him as well. a side that you knew too well but others didn't. have i mentioned that he's only mean to you?
✎ yandere! mean boy who makes your university life as hard as he can. from minor inconveniences like bumping into you, to trying to ruin your reputation by gossiping about you to his friends. you're starting to wonder if he likes you? i mean, why else would he do this? you're not even in the same major! spoiler alert, he does like you. wow, who knew 🤯 ps, his friends are annoyed whenever he brings you up because once he starts talking about you he can't stop 💀
✎ yandere! mean boy who is very obviously in love with you. yeah, sure he might try to ruin your life but... he also spoils you! i mean, don't you see those gifts he left in your room? the new outfits in your closet? or the way your grades suddenly rose? that's all him! so... you should fall for him too now, right? boy is delusional 🔥🔥
✎ yandere! mean boy who's completely obsessed with you. unfortunately, poor fella doesn't know how to process his feelings and only shows disdain to you openly. if only you knew of the way his heart quickens every time you glance at him, or the way he jerks off to you to the numerous pictures he secretly took which are plastered on the walls of his mansion... he's such an idiot! when all he wants to do is worship you, he insults you instead :( not to worry... he'll be openly worshipping you soon enough. soon...
"watch your step."
he hisses as he glares at you. you only roll your eyes, continuing on your way to your lecture hall as you text your friend. seriously, this day was already bad and he just had to be here to worsen it? what luck you had.
you quicken your pace, trying to get to your location faster which only resulted in the university's mean boy (correction, he's only mean to you, so he's a secret mean boy) scowling and stomping right over to you.
"i said, watch your step!"
he yells out, grabbing your shoulder roughly as he turns around to face you. his hands shake slightly, still gripping onto your shoulder as his cheeks brun red. was it from anger or embarrassment? you'd never know. all he ever shows you is his disdain after all.
you stare at him with an irritated expression, eyeing him up and down before apologizing half-heartedly.
"sorry."
you then try shrugging his hand off you, clearly more annoyed than worried as the male continues to stare at you with an unreadable expression. cheeks flushed as he roughly takes his hand away before stomping off like an angry child. you merely shake your head at his actions. what a drama king he was.
jeez, he really is weird. always targeting you, and you only... what did you even do to get on his nerves? all you wanted was a peaceful university life! with good grades and a nice set of friends, and maybe even a lover if you were lucky! but no, he just had to have it out for you every. single. day.
and yet, he always seems to have a red flush on his cheeks whenever he does so. and the multiple times you've passed his friend group he always seems to be talking about you. is he bipolar? does he secretly like you? is he a tsundere?
you grumble slightly as you quickly rush off to your lecture. damn, he made you late. what an annoying guy.
meanwhile, your secret mean boy was struggling to contain his screams as he hid behind a wall after stomping off. with laboured breaths, flushed cheeks and hearts for pupils, he giggled like a patient from the mental hospital.
ah..! you touched him! touched him! if he imagines hard enough, he can pretend you're gently carressing him! that you're looking at him just like he looks at you!
he shakily stares at the hand you swatted away, smile errily wide as soft giggles escape him. ah, you're so cute when you look at him like that... when you look at him in irritation... would you look like that when he exposes the fact that he loves you? or when you're married and he accidentally burns his food? would you push him away and quickly cook up another meal?
he giggles like a high school girl in love, breathing growing increasingly erratic as he places both his hands over his chest.
ah...
he wants to touch you again.
he wants to see more of your expressions.
he wants you.
and he will have you.
whether you like it or not.
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flokali · 1 month
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Boothill and a corrupt USB with a “love virus”… and you’re the poor, unfortunate engineer forced to deal with him in this state, except his little metal heart has gotten too attached to you and the feeling of overbearing longing that you make him feel… on the bright side, your wanted posters look lovely together ♥︎
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ddarker-dreams · 3 months
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Do you think Blade is the type to get jealous really easily? I think he is but like, to what extent do you think he’ll show how jealous he is?
blade is possessive to a near maddening extent.
however, he's familiar with warding madness off, no matter how enticingly it beseeches him. owing to this, he misinterpreted his writhing jealousy for mara. a bemused kafka refuted this conclusion. true, his mara adds fuel to the fire, but it's not what lit the match. this revelation leaves him at a loss. he finds it frustrating how his waning control weakens even more in your presence. it's agonizing.
he considers himself the most wretched creature in the universe when jealous — disembowelment would be preferable. at least that pain can be treated. you, though, you're a chronic affliction. his torment made manifest. it'd be so much simpler if he could conquer the fear of you hating him. he could butcher everyone who hoarded your attention, maroon you on a planet only he knew the coordinates to. he could, but he won't, because your smile makes death itself undesirable.
he's stuck at an impasse. and at this impasse, he broods.
consequently, you misinterpret the bone-chilling glares sent in your direction. it makes the hair on the back of your neck stand. you don't recall doing anything that'd upset the stellaron hunter, so why is he staring at you like he finds your very existence offensive? maybe he does, in the moment. especially if you're interacting with someone who makes you happy. he can't give that to you. he'd siphon away your warmth, bit by bit.
his jealousy centers around his shortcomings. when you bloom around others, he's reminded that he's poisoned soil. and even then, he wants you. he's always on the verge of plucking you from where you belong to satiate his greed. his gloved hand nears you, ready to do just that, the point of no return—
—then your ever-fickle focus lands on him. the very instant you wave and call out to him, you unknowingly save yourself.
... for a while longer.
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hana-no-seiiki · 4 months
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I’m sorry but like I need to vent !!!
Yanderes who don’t show how much you really fucking mean to them until the most random of fucking moments.
Like they aren’t very verbal with their affections. Heck not even physically. They prefer to shower you with gifts and leave it at that. Sometimes you might get acts of service. And you don’t know it, but they’re basically around you 24/7. It’s like they need to be.
They never tell you that.
They never tell you that they have to be around or else they think they’ll die. That any other oxygen aside from the one you breathe in can’t even enter their lungs in a way that feels right. That whenever they see you with someone else, it’s like someone has trapped them in a burning house with no escape, yet its not even the fire that kills them it’s the aching wait of suffocation.
They know that what they’re feeling isn’t healthy, and you can trust them that they’ve tried to get rid of this fuzzy feeling you give them. But nothing ever felt so right, so correct, until you. Only you. They tried their darn hardest to avoid you but it only made their yearning worse. They resort to stalking you, studying you, daydreaming about you.
And then they confess
They confess, because they know even if you reject them they’ll force you to be with them in the end. They have several contingencies plans in case. After all you only deserve them when they’re fully prepared and committed.
And you mayhaps having a crush on them for a while now just breath out,
“Damn, I was about to take the first step but thank fuck you finally had the balls.”
Yeah the Yandere fucking combusts.
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dolliehina · 1 month
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I fully believe Spoiled God!reader is just a horny little shit.
As much as teyvat praises you and all that bullshit they just can't fuck you unless they have a brat taming kink or are just so horny they'll fuck anything. Like— you're such a fucking cunt of a God you can't even get dick or pussy without whining, crying, and babbling about how good it feels and how "It's too much" like stfu and ride their cock/strap goddamnit.
Though if somebody else had to fuck you it'd probably be for a feeling of power? They'd get off to the idea of their spoiled little God/creator gagging on their strap/cock as they fingerblast your slutty hole. They get to see you beg for them— like I said, it's a power thing for them. Though... you do look awfully cute all fucked out and covered in their cum.
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ixiot-ghostrebel · 5 months
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Hello! I saw that your requests are open so I thought, I'll shoot my shot
So, it'll be SAGAU with Impostor and Isekai trope. The reader is a real Creator, while the fake one is on the throne. But! What if they look completely different? Characters don't hunt reader because well, they don't look like their beloved grace and they're unaware that their sweet creator is in fact a real impostor.
But when you look at reader and the fake creator, you can see a total difference in their surroundings. The real Creator - Reader, is connected to the Teyvat, right? The flowers bloom everywhere where they stand, the trees are more green and lively, while there's nothing like this with the impostor in the throne.
So! To the idea- How about Zhongli and Kaeya's (or any other characters you'd like to add here) to see their Reader cut themselves and suddenly bleed gold - while they saw their beloved Grace bleed red and suddenly, they connect the dots?
Ooh, this is certainly interesting, @ilumin! I'll see what I can come up with :)
Zhongli & Kaeya Find Out The Imposta :)
You weren't gonna lie—you kinda freaked when you realize the isekai and sagau trope thing happened on you. Reading fanfiction from the internet, you knew how things were gonna go down. You read the signs.
Safe to say you were not expecting you yourself to be the "lucky winner" of this entire thing. Nu-uh. Not one bit. You knew this was gonna be a hellhole.
That is, of course....you realized that the Imposter did not look like you at all. You were kinda stoked about it—that means you weren't gonna get ratted out, or killed, or hunted—so yay you! Time to chill with some bros! Time to free ball it while you still can!
And thennn... one night you were hanging with some ppl, and you accidentally nicked your finger.
You guessed it right, fellas, you bled gold. And that did not go unnoticed.
Good luck.
(Warning: Might be OOC!)
Zhongli
When he first met you, Zhongli thought you were like The Traveler—you were someone who passed the Celestial Atmosphere above, and descended down to traverse the world.
With Their Grace present, their world has prospered and Zhongi is proud to say that Liyue was doing well under their rule. But when you came, he was a little surprised to see how the earth seemed to connect with you. Flowers around you seemed brighter, precious rocks seem to surface at your presence..and you somehow manage to always be able to get the most freshest fruit anyone can come across.
You were truly an interesting enigma that Zhongli is curious to learn more of. He commits every detail about you to memory. The day the wind conveniently came to the rescue when the days were boiling hot. The time where you managed to restock your food stalls even though so many Liyueans were nabbing them and almost leaving you nothing. Everything Zhongli saw, he noted down in his mind.
You eventually became acquainted with him the moment he walks up to your food stall. It wasn't that packed in the morning (somehow), and it allowed the two of you to get to know one another better. Safe to say your relationship was solid.
And then you bled gold that one night. Zhongli eyes your blood with wide expressions, before immediately excusing the both of you out of the situation.
He cannot believe that the person that sits on the Creator's Throne was not the Creator. He's constantly being bombarded with the "Creator" and their meetings, while you were just selling goods on the streets of Liyue.
"...Your Grace..." Zhongli looks at you as he puts a bandage over your finger. "...Truly, we have all been deceived." And while you're glad that he wasn't suggesting you start up a riot, you were kind of worried about what he'll do to the Imposter the next time Zhongli sees him.
Safe to say he did have a "Chat" with them that consisted of a meteor and a lot of "I will have Order!" voicelines repeating over and over again.
Kaeya
When you got plopped into Mondstadt, somehow, the winds started becoming more gentle and a lot more carefree. Everyone saw this as a sign of Barbatos, you saw this as a sign of the world trying to rat you out or something.
You decided to get a job at the Tavern to get info, and boom you meet Kaeya. You should've expected this when you got a job at Angel's Share, because this hottie bro is very much interested on your merchandise.
Safe to say, though, Kaeya was very interested in you. Like Zhongli, he takes note of your every move. But, unlike Zhongli, Kaeya's trying to see how your...unique superpowers work, and how they can be used to help protect Mondstadt—assuming he manages to convince you to join.
Kaeya is very talkative in the Tavern, so he usually talks to the bartenders. Diluc is pulling his hair out to see how much info Kaeya's spilling to you during your shifts, half of which are just boasting about the Knights of Favonius.
When you nicked your finger, though, you knew things were going down. It didn't help that Kaeya noticed. His eyes widen for a fraction, before he stands up and suggests that you both should take a walk around the streets of Mondstadt when your shift was done.
You agree, seeing as there's no way out of this, and quickly grab a bandaid to patch up the scratch. Once you were both out, Kaeya speaks first, in a low tone.
"My...I never knew the Almighty Creator could be this sneaky, to have an imposter sit on the throne while they serve cups at my favorite tavern." You look at him incredulously. He took the situation to praise you to make himself sound like he was blessed?
Good sir, this was the opposite of how your life got thrown upside down when you entered Teyvat. Then again, this sounded a lot better than getting killed, so you'll take it as a win. For now.
Kaeya promises to keep this a secret, but safe to say Diluc is rubbing his temples when he hears the Calvary Captain himself trying to offer you a position in the Knights of Favonius, saying you had potential and whatnot.
Honestly, he just wants to spend more time with you outside of the tavern.
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elalalune · 6 months
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Buggy in Wonderland AU
An AU where Buggy is Alice and Shanks is the Queen of Hearts/Red Queen
//yan!shanks
• when Buggy was younger he ends up in wonderland and befriends a red haired boy with a straw hat
• years later he thinks it was just his active imagination and forgets about those adventures
• but then he sees a rabbit running around wearing a familiar straw hat
• he follows it down a rabbit hole and ends up in wonderland
• after some adventures and meeting wonderland's residents, he reaches the queen's castle
• the ruler seems friendly but also feels familiar and Buggy isn't sure why
• he's very accomodating — always inviting Buggy to tea parties or extravagant balls, giving him a nice room w a large bed, sending him expensive jewelry and valuable gifts everyday, things like that
• but the more Buggy spends time with him, the more he realizes that Shanks seems intent on keeping him in this world
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cheesecakethots · 5 months
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brain rotting at the idea of being trapped with yan! gojo & geto, and being convinced that gojo is the worst of the two.
he’s always so perverse and gross, licking at your face if you cry, tackling you into tight embraces on a whim, keeping you pressed to him late at night with loud snores.
when you run, gojo is the one to grab you and bring you back, tossing you over his shoulder and laughing as he does so.
you soon start comparing him to a dog, one that slobbers all over you and bites and jumps at you at any given opportunity. he’s not like a wild dog, though. geto is akin to his owner, the one keeping him on a leash.
geto is the one who tugs him away by his hair when he’s treating your neck like his own personal chew toy, when you’re trembling in his lap with his teeth moving to bite once more.
geto is the one who pinches gojo awake when his hold on you at night has become insufferable, when he’s started to drool against your cheek and snore into your hair.
geto is the one to remind him to play nice when you start trembling and crying, when it’s become all too much for you.
that is, if you’ve been good. it’s when you haven’t that you realise geto is the one you should be more fearful of. like any dog owner, he’s adept at giving out orders.
ordering gojo to chase you down, to bring you here, to touch you there.
he’ll be the one to remind the blue-eyed man that you are sometimes in need of a stern hand, and if gojo’s not up to the task, suguru most certainly is.
it’s almost as though he knows when you’re about to act up before you do.
try and slip out the front door and you’ll be met with a particularly horrifying curse on the other side, while geto sits nearby, dark eyes on the newspaper in his lap, a leg crossed onto his knee as he reads. his full attention is on you, however he’s alright with letting you think he’ll be careless enough to allow you to be gobbled up.
he’ll watch as gojo presses hungry kisses to your lips from a nearby windowsill, lit cigarette in hand and soft smile on his lips.
it’s late at night when he’ll press himself behind you, and slip a hand under your shirt, cold fingers crawling up your stomach, another hand gently wrapping around the base of your throat while he softly hushes you, lips ghosting over your ear. it won’t take much for gojo to wake up and whine about the two of you leaving him out.
soon, you’ll start wondering why you ever thought that satoru was the worse of the two. he may be akin to a predator, but that only means suguru is all the more terrifying for having tamed such a beast.
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konigsblog · 1 month
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thinking about stepfather-könig and cam-girl-reader again ... (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠`⁠*⁠)
tw/cw: stepcest, pervy-könig, smut, afab!f!reader x stepfather-könig, dub-con, manipulation.
dead dove: do not eat. 18+ mdni. 🌷
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he tells himself it's alright because he's ‘supporting you’, but he's just too ashamed to admit the truth — that he's disgustingly perverted whenever it comes to you and your business.
he finds himself wrapping a pair of your lace panties around his aching, throbbing shaft, stroking himself slowly and gently to match your pace, watching as you bounce on a dildo, fucking your tight asshole with the silicone toy, clearly too big for your asshole. tears streaming down your face and breathless moans cause all the blood to rush to his throbbing, meaty cock — leaking all over his calloused fingers and hands...
stepfather-könig will feel so guilty and ashamed afterwards, feeling disgusted with himself as he gazes down dizzily, looking at the cum stains all over his black t-shirt. fuck, you sure do drive him insane, liebling. :(
he'll grope you in the kitchen and rub his scarred thumbs over your hardened nipples, his attempts at wrapping his lips around your nubs fruitless as you squirm and complain about him being so touchy...
this usually happens whilst he's drunk, intoxicated and too tipsy to think straight. he'll guilt trip you in an attempt at convincing you to let him have what he yearns for, forcing tears to run down his cheeks as he tilts your head down, forcing you to look at his thick, hard crotch, so you'll give in and allow him to suckle at your hardened nipples, his scarred and calloused hands staining your body with his perverse touch.
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st4rshang0ut · 5 months
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HEAR ME OUT.
Genshin SAGAU au, right?
Okay. So reader gets isekaied into Genshin Impact. And everyone is crawling at their feet.
At thier divine one’s beck and call, everyone, Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, Sumeru, Fontaine, they all love you!
But wait.
Why is there another mortal?
Why do they have such similar hair to you? Why is their mannerisms so… similar to you? They must be an imposter!
But when the Archons bring the trembling and terrified imposter before you, asking thou heavenly one on how to kill them, you raise your hands and stop them.
Stepping forward, you brush away the stray hair out of the imposter’s face. Your eyes sparkle upon seeing them. Such beauty… so perfect. Their eyes, their cute nose, and their bewildered yet frightened expression.
They. Were. Perfect.
And from that day on, wait, the Archons, what about them? Why are they so mad? Oh, it’s because you, my dear reader, are too busy on the person everyone was calling an imposter!
You loved the so called imposter, how could you not? Sure, your acolytes were harsh with them, making them scared and wary of you at first. But slowly, you two slowly opened up, and now, both you and the ‘imposter’ are a couple!
Who cares about having Teyvat at your feet? They could all be against you, and you wouldn’t care. You had your love by your side, how could you not?
And the best part? The so called imposter was isekaied randomly as well! They had no intentions of being a ‘divine’, yet, because you arrived first, everyone thought they were an imposter and treated them like a prisoner.
How patheticcute. They all love you, adore you, worship you, they would kill for you, and yet? You focus barely on them. You love your precious ‘imposter’ to death.
Wait, what do you mean Zhongli’s trying to poison the imposter?
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