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leverage-ot3 · 4 years

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notable moments from The Three Days of The Hunter Job

leverage 2.05

hunt for the truth = fox news

you can’t change my mind, sorry

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Nate: Here's what we can do. We can probably get you enough money to save the house and pay for medical bills--

Sarah: We aren't interested in money, Mr. Ford. This woman took my father's self-esteem. She took his reputation. She took his good name. That's what he needs back.

someone needs to make a compilation of their clients being noble as hell

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Sophie: I wanna take the lead on this one. I wanna do what you do.

Nate: Yeah, listen, I know breakups can be very difficult, Sophie.

Sophie: Whoa. No, that's not what this is about.

Nate: I know that you have this need to be in control right now, you know.

Sophie: I don't have any such need.

Nate: But you can't project that onto the con.

Sophie: Excuse me? This, coming from the man who spent an entire year drunk, working out his obsessive vengeance on every dimwit in a suit who happened to cross our line of vision.

Nate: Hey, you put some thought into that one, didn't you?

Sophie: You know, I'm not tryin' to control the universe just because some guy dumped me. I-I appreciate the concern. I just, I need a new challenge.

Nate: Okay. (hands Sophie the files) This is your job.

Sophie: Thanks. Now, let's go get this bitch. (walks away)

Nate: Oh, boy

fucking get rekt nate you’re the literal last one to talk

- - - - -

huh nate is wearing flannel in this one

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Sophie: Exactly. And then to protect themselves, they issue an apology to Mr. Pennington and then they throw Monica Hunter into the jaws of the very media machine that she bent to her own malicious will.

Parker: Wow. I gotta say, Sophie's briefings are much more dramatic.

Eliot: And poetic.

parker and eliot are cute

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Sophie: But we can sell a story that commands respect. A story that she's gonna chase to get the respect she craves. Hm? Pack your bags, everyone. We're going to D.C. to make news.

(everyone continues sitting, looking uncomfortable)

Nate: That's when you wanna...

Sophie: I wanna do that bit again. Pack your bags, everyone. We're going to D.C. to make news. (leaves room)

Nate: She's walking into the closet

SOPHIE ITS OKAY YOU DONT NEED TO GO IN THE CLOSET

- - - - -

Parker: I got the pass. Easy.

Sophie: Parker, we went over this.

[Exterior Studio]

Sophie: You're not supposed to take it. Get caught with it.

Parker: I don't know how to get caught.

Sophie: Yeah, I know it's difficult to steal badly. Just, just try

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Monica (grabs Parker): Hey. Hey. I will have you arrested for trespassing if you do not tell me what you are doing here.

Parker: Technically, you can't have me arrested for trespassing because you don't own the station.

Sophie: Parker, tell her the story

parker: TRY ME BITCH

- - - - -

hardison doing crazy tinfoil hat guy is iconic

+ parker and hardison’s high five and “that’s what I’m talkin about!” ADORABLE

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Parker: Eliot, these conspiracies aren't real, right?

Eliot: What do you mean?

Parker: Like that one over there that says all the major wars of the past 50 years were ordered by members of The Council.

Eliot: Parker, I'm not at liberty to discuss that with you. (walks away)

Parker: You're not a member of The Council, are you? Eliot? Is he?

Nate: Oh, I don't know. (walks away)

Parker: Huh? Uh, Nate, is he?

parker looked so vulnerable asking it and eliot’s just like,,, imma fuck with her LMFAO

also this is another chaotic ot3 scene that I’d die for

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eliot taking the general’s id with his pencil and handing it off to hardison? SMOOTH AS FUCK

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Parker: But what if he won't talk to us?

Monica: Then we celebrate.

Parker: Celebrate?

Monica: Denial means guilt. Refusal means more guilt. Punch out my cameraman, and I'll kiss you on the mouth.

Camera Man: Mm-hm.

parker: 👀👀👀

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parker gets hit with a car ,,, how many times in this series does she get hit with a car ??

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monica’s face when she sees parker get hit by a car is LITERALLY the exact same as the surprised pikachu face

bruh imagine you see this happening ,,, like a girl get hit by a car, a suit running out, grabbing stuff of her body, then running away ???

her playing dead on the ground for a hot minute before “waking up”, dusting herself off and walking away ???

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Hardison: Move. Don't stop. Come on.

Monica: They ran her over.

Hardison: I know, but we gotta go. Security cameras, the ATM cameras, the traffic cameras. We're always being watched. Just put your head down. Act natural.

Monica: Why are you dressed like a mailman?

Hardison: Invisible man, mailman, nobody notices the mailman. He blends right in. Just like a circus clown.

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Parker: We totally went to the moon.

Eliot: Movie sets. I've seen 'em. They're outside of Albuquerque.

Parker: Why would there still be sets there?

Eliot: Because they're gonna reuse 'em for the Mars mission. Repaint it all red.

her bumping shoulders with eliot and leaning on him? the casual intimacy that nourishes my S O U L

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Sophie: She has to have corroboration from her own sources. She has to craft the narrative. Monica Hunter has to be the author of her own personal nightmare.

Nate: Do I sound that creepy when I...?

Eliot: Hell yes.

Parker: Mm-hm.

Nate: Really?

Eliot: You do

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Sophie: The only question is whether Hardison guessed her sources right.

Hardison: G-guess? Guess?

Sophie: Well, you know.

Hardison: Woman, my name Alec Hardison. I do not guess, OK? Look, journalists, they're lazy. They always go back to the same sources. I compared Monica Hunter's stories for the last ten years and created a heuristic model based on her sources. I-I filtered by story type, priority and evidentiary chain. Look, (pulls up info on laptop) sex scandal: 87 percent chance she goes to these sources. Serial killer scare: 90 percent she contacts these sources for confirmation. Government secrets and health scare intersects: Ninety-five percent chance she goes to these sources. Look, look. Right there. She's emailing them right now. Look.

- - - - -

Hardison: Get me out of here.

Sophie: Yeah, I'm working on it.

Parker (comes out of back room pulling on jacket): I'm on it.

Sophie: No, no, no, no, no, you cannot go. You're dead. Monica Hunter sees you and the whole con is blown.

Parker: Right

PARKER WAS R E A D Y TO GO IN AFTER HIM WE LOVE A PROTECTIVE OT3

- - - - -

Hardison: Damn the con. I'm a black man caught on an Army base with a video camera. I am going to jail forever.

the realest part of the show

- - - - -

Hardison: Eliot, get me everything you can on a Lieutenant Abbot.

[Apartment]

Hardison: Just-just do what I taught you.

Eliot (typing on laptop): Now, the "http" thing comes before—

[Interrogation Room 2]

Eliot: --the "www-dot," right?

Hardison: Eliot!

[Apartment]

Eliot: Which one's the forward slash?

Sophie: Oh, come on.

[Interrogation Room 2]

Hardison: It ain't the time, Eliot. It ain't the time.

[Apartment]

Eliot: It's not fun when you're hanging out there in the wind and there's a dude behind a laptop cracking jokes, is there?

Parker: (holding a gas mask over her face before looking over it) I like it when we switch jobs. It's exciting

someone PLEASE make an eliot-being-bad-at-technology compilation I’m begging

also it’s officially canon that hardison tries teaching eliot about technology

- - - - -

Eliot: No, that's everything on this guy.

Lieutenant: Sir, I need to know why you're on this base.

Hardison: Yes. Why am I on this base?

Lieutenant: I'm asking you.

Hardison: No, I'm asking you. Why am I on this base? Why am I in this room?

Lieutenant: So I can ask you questions.

Hardison: Or maybe it's so I can ask you questions, Lieutenant Kyle Abbot, Social Security 823-24-6270?

Lieutenant: I don't know what you're up to.

Hardison: Maybe you’re not cleared to know. Two disciplinary actions? That one in Germany? Maybe you're just too much of a security risk.

(lieutenant goes to leave and Hardison slams his fist on the table)

Hardison: Did I say you could leave?

(lieutenant swallows nervously)

T H I S

S C E N E

T H O

- - - - -

[Army Base Gate]

Nate: Not gonna work.

Eliot: It's all in the salute, man.

[Apartment]

Sophie: Just work the stars and bars. Nobody wants to--

[Army Base Gate]

(a soldier moves to the side of the car and leans in, saluting Nate)

Sophie: --look a general in the eye.

Nate: Uh, good form soldier. As you were.

Soldier: Clear.

(the gate goes up and Nate pulls into the base, parking near a building. He gets out of the car and walks toward the door)

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Nate: We hunt for the truth through many dark places. (approaches Monica menacingly) I am a patriot, Ms. Hunter. I'm sorry. (to Eliot) Earl.

(Monica takes a can of pepper spray from her purse and sprays it in Nate’s face, driving him back. She runs out the door as he groans in pain. Eliot goes to pat his back)

Eliot: Good thing Parker switched that with water.

Nate: Didn't! Didn't switch. (they both start coughing)

LMFAO

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Monica: My friends, this is the enemy. Our water has been poisoned.

(an aide spits out a mouthful of water)

JFNSKDKEJWJNFJ

- - - - -

(Eliot is cutting vegetables while Nate opens a bottle of wine and Hardison swirls orange soda in a wine glass)

hardison is literally swirling his neon orange soda in a wine glass as eliot cooks actual food for the fam I CANNOT

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Parker (holds up photo): Loch Ness Monster.

Hardison: Loch Ness submarine.

Parker: No!

Eliot: Scottish waters are cold and deep. It's a perfect place to test.

Parker (holds up photo): Area 51.

Eliot: True.

Hardison: False.

Eliot: That's true.

Hardison: False. She said Area 51, 51.

Eliot: I'm sorry. False. Area 52.

Hardison: Been there.

Eliot: Yep

I’m crying the ot3 was top tier chaotic this entire episode and parker was having A Time™ with all these conspiracies

someone make a compilation of these scenes overlayed with the wii music. pls.

#leverage #leverage 2.05 #leverage 2x05 #the three days of hunter job #leverage season 2 #season 2 #notable moments #mine

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nyahsaqueen · 3 years

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Task 001: Character Playlist.

Death Becomes Her - a Nyah Queen playlist

Snippets of Lyrics below:

1. tipsy - Chloe x Halle

man just this entire song is her vibe, k bye

I've been crucified, darling Ghosts haunt me like New Orleans I've been charged with murder Need someone to push me further I'll hit you where it hurts, yeah If you don't put me first, yeah And I don't give no apologies If you lose a life, that's not on me, yeah

[Pre-Chorus] Better, baby, better treat me better Better than those other guys who change up like the weather, yeah It is such a shame that they went missing, they can't find 'em now Oh, I wonder how I accidentally put them in the ground, yeah

[Chorus] I might be a little tipsy on your love Makes me a little crazy, but so what? You're strumming on my heartstrings, don't be dumb If you love your little life, then don't fuck up

[Verse 2] I'll take you to the afterlife Boy, if you ain't actin' right Key your car and crash the lights Hit your head, I'm not polite Then I'll hunt down your family Let 'em know 'bout the tragedy Who did it? A mystery But you know that it, it was me, yeah

2. scream - Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson

Tired of injustice Tired of the schemes The lies are disgusting So what does it mean, damn it? Kicking me down I got to get up As jacked as it sounds The whole system sucks, damn it

Peek in the shadow Come into the light You tell me I'm wrong Then you better prove you're right! You're selling out souls but I I care about mine I've got to get stronger And I won't give up the fight

3. girls like us - Zoe Wees

It's hard for girls like us We don't know who we trust Not even the ones we love 'Cause they don't know

4. motive - Ariana Grande & Doja Cat

'Cause I see you tryin', subliminally tryin' To see if I'm gon' be the one that's in your arms I admit it's exciting, parts of me kinda like it But before I lead you on

Baby, tell me, what's your motive? (Motive)

You treat me like gold, baby Now you wanna spoil me Did you want a trophy or you wanna sport me, baby? Want me on your neck 'cause you wanted respect 'Cause you fightin' some war, baby Well, I had to bring the fists out, had to put a wall up But don't trust phonies, baby (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) You gotta tell me, what's your motive, baby?

5. boss bitch - Doja Cat

Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you Wobblin' around in your high heel shoes I'm clumsy, made friends with the floor Two for one, you know a bitch buy four And two left feet, you know I always drop First thing a girl did was a bop I'm the whole damn cake and the cherry on top Shook up the bottle, made a good girl pop

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss

6. nightmare - Halsey

"Come on, little lady, give us a smile" No, I ain't got nothin' to smile about I got no one to smile for, I waited a while for A moment to say I don't owe you a goddamn thing

7. all the stars - Kendrick Lamar, SZA

Tell me what you gon' do to me Confrontation ain't nothin' new to me You can bring a bullet, bring a sword, bring a morgue But you can't bring the truth to me Fuck you and all your expectations I don't even want your congratulations I recognize your false confidence And calculated promises all in your conversation I hate people that feel entitled Look at me crazy 'cause I ain't invite you Oh, you important? You the moral to the story? You endorsin'? Mothafucka, I don't even like you Corrupted man's heart with a gift That's how you find out who you dealin' with A small percentage who I'm buildin' with I want the credit if I'm losin' or I'm winnin' On my momma, that's the realest shit

8. needed me - Rihanna

But baby, don't get it twisted You was just another n**** on the hit list Tryna fix your inner issues with a bad bitch Didn't they tell you that I was a savage? Fuck ya white horse and ya carriage Bet you never could imagine Never told you you could have it

You needed me Ooh, you needed me To feel a little more, and give a little less Know you hate to confess But baby ooh, you needed me 9. checklist - Normani, Calvin Harris feat. Wizkid

Come show me what the neck ’bout Might show you what the check ’bout Might show you what that net 'bout Give it all to you if you check out Way you moving it around me Make me feel like you wan’ drown me Make me feel like you wan' wet me Only you know how to get me up

10. truth hurts - Lizzo

You tried to break my heart? Oh, that breaks my heart That you thought you ever had it No, you ain't from the start Hey, I'm glad you're back with your bitch I mean, who would wanna hide this? I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be your side chick I put the sing in single Ain't worried 'bout a ring on my finger So you can tell your friend, "Shoot your shot" when you see him It's okay, he already in my DMs

I'ma hit you back in a minute (Yeah, yeah) I don't play tag, bitch, I been it (One time) We don't fuck with lies (Two times), we don't do goodbyes (Woo) We just keep it pushing like ay-ay-ay

11. juice - Lizzo

If I'm shinin', everybody gonna shine (Yeah, I'm goals) I was born like this, don't even gotta try (Now you know) I'm like chardonnay, get better over time (So you know) Heard you say I’m not the baddest, bitch, you lie (Haha)

It ain’t my fault that I'm out here gettin’ loose Gotta blame it on the Goose Gotta blame it on my juice, baby It ain't my fault that I'm out here makin' news I’m the pudding in the proof Gotta blame it on my juice Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my juice

12. motivation - normani

Fallin' into the bed Why would we ever do somethin' instead of Fallin' into the bed right now? Yeah

I'ma break you off, let me be your motivation To stay and give it tonight And, baby, turn around, let me give you innovation Hey, 'cause I do it so right Think about it, ooh, I think about it Think about it, ooh, take a look at me now Hey, a little motivation, alright

13. mi gente - J Balvin, Willy William

Esquina a esquina, de ahí no' vamo' El mundo es grande, pero lo tengo en mi' manos Estoy muy duro, sí, ok, ahí vamos Y con el tiempo nos seguimos elevando

English: i’m rusty, i had to get some google help

Corner on the corner, that’s where we go The world is big, but I have it in my hands I’m very tough, yes, okay, there we go And over time we keep going up

14. sorry not sorry - Demi Lovato

Now, I'm out here lookin' like revenge Feelin' like a ten, the best I've ever been And, yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this But it gets worse (Wait a minute) Now, you're out here lookin' like regret, ain't too proud to beg Second chance, you'll never get And, yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this But it gets worse (Wait a minute)

Now, payback is a bad bitch And baby, I'm the baddest You fuckin' with a savage Can't have this, can't have this (Ah) And it'd be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

15. django jane - Janelle Monáe

And hit the mute button, let the vagina have a monologue Mansplaining, I fold 'em like origami What's a wave, baby? This a tsunami For the culture, I kamikaze, I put my life on a life line If she the G.O.A.T. now, would anybody doubt it?

16. perfect illusion - Lady Gaga

Tryin' to get control Pressure's takin' its toll Stuck in the middle zone I just want you alone My guessing game is strong Way too real to be wrong Caught up in your show Yeah, at least now I know

It wasn't love, it wasn't love It was a perfect illusion (Perfect illusion) Mistaken for love, it wasn't love It was a perfect illusion (Perfect illusion) You were a perfect illusion

17. formation - Beyoncé

I see it, I want it, I stunt; yellow bone-it I dream it, I work hard, I grind 'til I own it I twirl on them haters, albino alligators El Camino with the seat low, sippin' Cuervo with no chaser Sometimes I go off (I go off), I go hard (I go hard) Get what's mine (Take what's mine), I'm a star (I'm a star) 'Cause I slay (Slay), I slay (Hey), I slay (Okay), I slay (Okay) All day (Okay), I slay (Okay), I slay (Okay), I slay (Okay) We gon' slay (Slay), gon' slay (Okay), we slay (Okay), I slay (Okay) I slay (Okay), okay (Okay), I slay (Okay), okay, okay, okay, okay Okay, okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, 'cause I slay Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, 'cause I slay Prove to me you got some coordination, 'cause I slay Slay trick, or you get eliminated

18. be careful - Cardi B

Be careful with me, do you know what you doin'? Whose feelings that you're hurtin' and bruisin'? You gon' gain the whole world But is it worth the girl that you're losin'? Be careful with me Yeah, it's not a threat, it's a warnin' Be careful with me Yeah, my heart is like a package with a fragile label on it Be careful with me

19. i like that - Janelle Monáe

I remember when you called me weird We was in math class, third row, I was sitting by you Right before Mr. Ammond’s class 'Cause my mama couldn’t afford new Js Polos, thrift store, thrift clothes that was all I knew Do you remember? Uh, I remember when you laughed when I cut my perm off And you rated me a six I was like, “Damn” But even back then with the tears in my eyes I always knew I was the shit 20. W - Koffee feat. Gunna

Everything we do, we give thanks, tell dem wah we do Lowe di L, take di W (Ayy, ayy) One thing deh out deh fi you (Ayy, ayy) And it nah come if you no go

#darkesttask1 #( dossier. )#( tasks. )

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minyard-monster · 4 years

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thank you sm for tagging me @andrewspipedream (you’re one of my absolute favorite blogs, you have no idea how honored I feel rn asdfg). okay, it’s my first time ever to do such a tagging game but here we go. Rules: You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPhone, iPod, iTunes, media player, etc. and write down the first 20 songs. Then pass this on to 10 (or more) people. One rule: no skipping. 1. on your side – The Veronicas 2. take me home – Cash Cash feat. Bebe Rexha 3. perfect – Ed Sheeran 4. rock me – One Direction (boooooi it’s been so long omfg) 5. zero – XOV 6. july – Noah Cyrus feat. Leon Bridges 7. lonely – Noah Cyrus (it’s quite funny that these two came right after another bc those are the only songs I know from her. I’m not really a fan of noah or more like I don’t deal with her or her business at all but she has such a wonderful voice) 8. runnin’ (lose it all) – Naughty Boy feat. Beyoncé 9. Es gibt nur Wasser – Santiano (I caaaaaan’t :DDD) 10. see you again – Elle King 11. hey na na – Katie Herzig 12. bitch please || – Eminem, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg 13. airplanes – 5 Seconds of Summer 14. haunting – Halsey 15. the realest – Issues 16. flare guns – Quinn XCII feat. Chelsea Cutler 17. bordet – Gabrielle (let’s be honest we all had the skam 5 fine frøkner phase at some point.... I checked more of her songs out then lmao) 18. don’t be cruel – Elvis Presley 19. long live rock & roll – Daughtry 20. there for you (lontalius remix) – Martin Garrix feat. Troye Sivan i’m tagging: @kayascodelorio @pipedrream @kelly--bennett @palmetto-ravens @fondestphan @sonyathevampyre I’m running out of people now, phew. please don’t feel forced to do this tagging game!!! i totally respect if it’s not your kind of thing/doesn’t fit your blog aesthetic etc. anyways, stay safe everyone!

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the-council-of-new-york-vampires · 5 years

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Priya and Amy being sweet to each other is so cute. I hope you continue it

Out of Character:

Definitely! I’ll continue it right now. :D

…Just wrote it and… This shit is meaningful as hell. I just wanted to write a bit, but… w o w.

It’s not so sexy, but it contains explicit language. Know Priya’s backstory, and I promise you won’t regret reading this…

It was an hour later that Priya woke up.

Amy sat by her side, smiling. “Good morning, sleeping beauty.”

Priya’s eyes widened. “It’s morning?”

She chuckled, told her, “No, it’s still evening. Then again, I didn’t know vampires needed sleep at all.”

Priya shook her head, slightly perplexed. “They don’t.”

Carefully, Amy’s finger stroked her cheek. “Do you remember what I said to you before you fell asleep?” Her voice was quiet once again.

Priya looked at her… and grinned. Even after their romantic night together, her smile had something predatory.

“I mean it,” Amy whispered.

“I appreciate that,” Priya just said.

Amy looked at her for a long time before asking, “…You don’t say it back?”

“I’m not fake.”

…She couldn’t help but feel sad.

Priya placed a hand on Amy’s shoulder and explained, unusually serious, “If I love someone, I let them know. Then again, I told you how I feel about that word. So, no guarantees.”

Amy bit her lip, nodded, understanding. “I can’t force feelings that aren’t there.”

“Maybe they’re there and I don’t know,” she said, shrugging. Priya was surprsingly cool… careless, maybe?

Amy nodded. A bit more distant than before, she stated, “I hope… Maybe you learned that sex can be intimate and gentle and not rough or degrading.”

“Amy, darling, please. Don’t think you can teach me anything about sex. I know everything.”

“But did you know this would feel so good?” With that, she had her.

“…Sure.”

Amy grinned. “What did you say about not being fake?”

Priya nudged her playfully. “Shut up. I’m the realest bitch.”

Amy chuckled. This almost felt like a relationship.

Priya admitted, “It was nice enough.”

“I will treat you gently, forever,” Amy proclaimed. “As long as you let it happen.” She said that with a certain warmth in her voice. “Because I feel it does you good.”

“You can’t do it forever anyway.”

‘As long as I love you. And that’s forever.’ Damn, how cheesy that sounded… Too cheesy to say it.

“Mortals don’t live forever,” Priya noted.

For a longer time, Amy was quiet. “I don’t even know if I’d want to get Turned. It was never an option, really.”

“Why wouldn’t you?”

Amy shrugged, remembering again just how special she felt for being able to say ‘Priya Lacroix is actually interested in me.’ “Being a vampire grants you so many perks. But there are also things you have to give up.” She thought about it, and chuckled. “You’d never understand, but… I think I want children someday.”

Priya said nothing.

Then again, Amy laughed. “I bet you hate them.”

“Mhm…”

“They don’t really go with a glamorous lifestyle,” she joked. “And you wouldn’t want to give that up.”

“I can’t, anyway.”

Amy raised her eyebrows. “Huh?”

“Have kids.”

She nodded. “Yeah.” For the fun of it, Amy said jokingly, “I bet it’s better that way.”

Priya’s stare was cold. As if she was actually offended.

When looking at her, Amy’s smile left her face immediately. “I… Sorry. That’s cruel. You could be a great mother. I don’t know you enough to judge.”

“That’s right. You don’t.” The warmth was gone. “Actually, you don’t know shit about me.”

Amy’s eyes widened. She was suddenly afraid, sad… hurt. “Priya…”

“It’s kinda funny how every asshole judges. I’m so cruel and rude and I’m a horrible person and whatnot. These people… It’s them who I’m coming for first.”

“I… never meant to judge you. I’m sorry. Hell, you might be a better mom than me. You’re loving and mature and capable. I’m dorky as hell. I don’t have half of the experience you have.”

“Mhm.”

Amy grinned, trying to bring back the positivity she usually felt around Priya. “I love how you love your dogs.”

“My dogs are my babies.”

She chuckled. “I wish I was one of them. You’re be a great mama.”

Somehow, Priya didn’t find that too funny.

Amy felt the awkwardness, the coldness betweem them. She took her oversized pullover off to reveal her body, undressed. She lied down next to Priya, the blanket covering both of them. It was quiet until she mumbled, “I could lie here with you and talk to you forever…”

“Am I that interesting?”

“Absolutely. After all, I want to get to know my future wife.”

Priya laughed…

…And Amy was glad. This was Priya’s kind of humor. Babies just seemed to be a taboo topic with her…

“Ask me something nasty.”

Amy thought… and kissed Priyas forehead. “What’s your favorite type of hug?”

Again, Priya laughed. “I hate you. You’re boring as hell.”

“I just think sex isn’t the most important thing in life.” She grinned.

“Having fun is.”

“That sounds… more acceptable.”

“Who cares? Some people should just get their heads out of their asses.”

Amy chuckled. “You know, I… I’ve met quite a few vampires. I learned that many of them are hot. I mean, let’s exclude The Baron and Lester, because they make me gag.”

“They make me vomit in my mouth.”

She laughed. “I learned that vampires must love sex, since… their senses are heightened. Things feel more intense. And that makes sense. Yet, I haven’t met a single vampire as obsessed with sex than you.”

“Pff. They’re just sneaky with it.”

Grinning, she asked, “Are you sure?”

“I guess? It’s just… You know… I collected a lot of shitty experiences regarding the topic. Then I got Turned and I thought… Time to take what I want.”

“Shitty experiences for you would be… Girls in sweatpants. Or men with average dick lengths,” she joked.

“No, like real shitty.”

It was then that Amy understood this was serious. “Oh… Sometimes, talking helps.”

“Yeah, no, nothing really helps.”

“Have you… seeked help? Talked to someone who loves you? I mean… I know it can be difficult. But it’s often for the better.”

Priya sighed. She didn’t seem particularly annoyed. Rather as if there was a heavy weight on her shoulders. One she had been carrying for centuries.

Amy pulled her close. “Shhh,” she whispered. “It’s okay.”

“I’m alone.”

“No. You’re never alone. You can talk to me.” She thought about her words, then added, “I swear, you can always fucking talk to me.” Amy meant this. Nothing more than this.

For a minute, Priya was quiet. She felt Amy’s hand caressing her back. They were naked, together, but nothing about this was sexual. She felt a weird feeling in her throat… as if she had to confess. “Fuck, Amy…”

Amy kissed Priya’s cheek, assured her, “If you don’t want me to know, I respect that. Priya… I respect you so much. It’s just that I know what it feels like to not talk about something, letting it break you. It sucks. And I don’t want that for you. Because you’re an amazing person. You don’t deserve to feel this way. No matter what people say. You’re right; they judge. And they don’t know you.”

Priya sighed. She looked at Amy, taking her head off of the young woman’s shoulder, and asked, “Do you know the sex trafficking industry?”

Amy froze. “Yes.”

“Well… I know what that’s like.”

“Were you…?”

“Yeah.”

Amy was silent. Then she said, “No…”

“Yeah.”

“Priya… I don’t want to believe this.”

She was cold as ice. “Do you think I want to believe that shit?”

Amy was in tears. “No… No… No. I don’t want this. Please… Don’t tell me that’s true.”

Priya smiled, her eyes teary. “Shit. I forgot it was that bad.”

Amy covered her face with her hand… and let the tears fall. She hugged Priya ever so tightly… and cried with her, together.

Eventually, Amy found herself on top of Priya, a blanket covering two women whose faces were wet from tears. She cupped Priya’s cheeks and whispered, “I swear… If anybody fucking hurts you…”

“So many people fucking hurt me.”

“They’re dead. They’re all fucking dead. And if not… I’ll kill them myself.”

“I went through so much shit.”

“For how long, Priya?”

“Eight years.”

“You started when you were…”

“Sixteen.”

“…I’m angry. I’m so fucking angry.”

Priya rubbed her eyes, acknowledging that her makeup might as well be worth getting ruined - just this once. “I’m not even angry anymore.”

“This is a crime against humanity. You were a child.”

“Well, I was a girl.”

“Were your parents cruel?”

“Nah… My mother tried to do everything to provide for us and stuff. Call me stupid, but I’m kinda thankful. The women in my life were strict as hell, but I don’t blame them. They went through the same shit, after all. It went on for generations.”

“And your father?”

“Don’t know who.”

“Oh… Right. I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be. I hate him. No matter who he is, he is a fucking rapist. All of them are.”

“Maybe… Maybe he would have loved you. You’re very loveable…”

“No one loves a daughter.”

“Priya…”

“It’s true. It’s a man-made system. Literally.”

“…Damn. After all you went through… How can you look men in the eyes?”

“Honestly? I have no idea.” She laughed. “Sometimes, I call one of my toys, and I say ‘Down!’. And he looks at me all sorry and shit. And I order it again. He gets on his knees before me. And I kick his balls so good. With heels on.”

“…Ouch.”

Again, she laughs. “His screams don’t make up for what I went through.”

“I can imagine… But we live in a different system now. Men are… different.”

“‘Let boys be boys.’ God, when I hear that, I cringe.”

Amy faced the ground… and nodded. She wiped her tears away.

“One time, I got pregnant. And I thought: ‘Shit’.”

It was then that she gaped. “What?”

“You bet I had no idea who her father was. And I thought… Damn. That’s it. I’m continuing the cycle.”

Amy felt the sadness coming back up. “Was it… a girl?”

“I like to think it was.”

She thought back of their recent conversation… and it hit her. “Priya… I’m so sorry. I had no idea you were pregnant as a human.”

“Me, pregnant… You’re right, it sounds ridiculous. I wouldn’t even believe it myself if I didn’t know for a fact it’s true.”

“Did you… have an abortion?”

“Hm… More like a miscarriage.”

“Oh, shit… I’m sorry…”

“The worst thing wasn’t even that I got pregnant. The worst thing was that I actually wanted her. Not in the first place. I was at my lowest. But I got used to the thought, however that worked. I don’t know. All I know is I was ready. And then I lost her.”

And again, Amy was crying.

“I thought life fucking hates me. Life must be a man, I thought. And you better believe I hated that motherfucker back.”

Amy did the only thing that felt right. She hugged Priya, kissed her… “I love you.”

Somehow, Priya grinned. “Damn. One tragic lifestory and every bitch is at my feet.”

“Priya, I want to fight the world. With you. It’s us against the rest.”

Priya chuckled. “Are you on crack?”

For the first time, Amy laughed. It felt like medicine to a wounded soul. “I’m sad as hell, okay?”

“Time heals all wounds, I guess. At least, that’s what smart people say. It turns wounds to scars. Like, I can talk about it and… not lose my shit. I can be fine. At least, kinda.”

Amy lied down, her head on Priya’s chest. “Are you glad you spoke up?”

“Somehow, yeah. Unless you’ll choose to fuck with me up with it.”

“Never.”

“Well,” Priya said, “it’s not like I wouldn’t kill you.”

“I wouldn’t even be offended if you killed me.”

The two of them laughed.

“Priya?” Amy then asked.

“Sup?”

“Are you… often dating?”

“Not really. I mean, nothing serious these days. I have my toys and that’s it. I seek new ones, and sometimes… Sometimes I break them. But that’s all. No romance and shit like that.”

“…These days?”

“Yeah. I kinda stopped taking it serious.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know. It’s like… responsibility. And… I mean, in a relationship, people are supposed to be equal. I realized that doesn’t work.”

Amy was silent. Then she said, “You’d be equal with me.”

But apparently, her voice was too quiet. Priya continued. “I really thought it could work. One time, I was at a sex party with Vega and-”

“Vega?”

“Yeah.”

“Senator Vega?” Amy couldn’t believe it.

“You’re cute when you’re surprised. Anyway-”

“Don’t tell me The Council threw a sex party.”

Priya laughed. “Ew, fuck no. It was a private thing back when we were dating.”

“I… had no idea you were dating him in the past.” Somehow, that changed her perspective. On both of them. A match made in hell.

“1920s. Wild time. Anyway. I was having the time of my life at that party. It was so good that I collapsed.”

Amy gaped. “What the hell?”

“It was great. Damn, I was exhausted. I felt high as hell. Somehow, he stood before me and I just gave him a blowjob. I don’t know if I wanted it at the moment. But he wanted, and I didn’t think. And he cupped my cheeks and pulled me close and I just did it.”

“Uh… Okay…” Another person Amy could never look in the eyes again…

“A moment later, there were a dozen guys surrounding us. And they watched us and jerked off, close to my face and shit. And I was kinda thinking ‘Excuse me??’. I tried to pull away, but he kept me in place and I could tell he was totally enjoying it. He was in control at the moment and he took advantage of me, showing off to all those assholes. And I didn’t want it. Later I realized he had made me feel the exact way I’ve felt all these years. Used.”

“…Wow. I hate him so much right now.”

“Don’t. He’s a fun guy. He was the only one who believed in me, that I could be a famous designer and shit. I owe him a lot. Plus, we had a friends with benefits thing going on for some time. I don’t hate him one bit.”

“But that’s not okay. He was putting his ego over your needs. Have you ever talked to him about it?”

“When the whole thing was over, I said I was exhausted. Seriously, I couldn’t even walk. He picked me up and drove me home.”

“And that’s it?”

“When we woke up afterwards, I told him it was fucked up. And he didn’t even know what I was talking about. So I described it and he said he hadn’t known I was uncomfortable at the moment. I told him that I was and that I didn’t enjoy it, and he apologized and said he wouldn’t have continued if he had known. And then he changed the topic, and I just took it as answer. I was okay with it. We did more fun things and never talked about it again. But it kinda stuck with me.”

Finally, Amy looked Priya in the eyes. “…I would never treat you like that.”

“You’re not a man.”

“Don’t you date women?”

“Not really. I figured dating isn’t really my thing. I think women demand more attention than men. I’m not one to give so much… rather receive.”

Amy looked at Priya in a way that expressed more than words ever could. Simply, she said, “I’d treat you like a goddess, Priya.”

After a silent moment, Priya grinned and said, “I am one.”

“You truly are… Sometimes, I look at you… And I’m just speechless. Like, how could someone be this damn beautiful? Inspirational, even.”

Priya smiled… and the predatory streak was gone. “I didn’t tell you these shit stories for nothing, Amy.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean that you make me see the world in a different light. We talked… And I feel brand new. Like… There’s something I wanna try.”

Was that a hint? Amy took a breather. She had to fucking ask this. “Do you want to be my girlfriend?”

Priya was quiet. Then, she said, “Fuck yeah.”

#priya lacroix #bloodbound #choices #choices: stories you play #priyamy #bb #y'all....#couple goals

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lysieblu · 5 years

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Like a river....

If you’ve read my previous posts then you know that Boys Over Flowers is a huge trigger for me. I was recently advised that there are other versions of this and I stumbled upon Meteor Garden (MG)(2018) which is the Chinese/Taiwanese take on the Boys Over Flowers (BOF) story and I am so beyond thrilled I can't contain myself. I am aware that this is the remake of an 2001 original and as soon as I can get my hands on that version I will watch and report. I am also in pursuit of the Japanese version. My review will be in comparison to the Korean version so buckle up buttercup I have SPOILERS.

Overall the series eliminated most of the elements that made BOF cringy like the excessive bullying. This is definitely a more PC version. F4 is described as a smart respectable group of boys that respects women. This attempt is part of the reason you can almost overlook the "overtly nice damsel in distress" archetype. She ends up with the asshole, but I ain't mad

Dao Ming Si: I have never in my foreign drama watching life rooted for the guy before the girl. I love what they did with this character. He has so much more depth than Goon Joon Pyo of BOF. He wasn't just an arrogant asshole. He got his shit together and changed… immediately. He made mistakes…. And FUCKING learned from them!!!! AND ADJUSTED ACCORDINGLY!!! There are grown as people in this world well into their 60s or older who still haven't figured out life like this yet. I applaud this so much. Very rarely do you see a man who has his emotional shit together. Who uses a women as inspiration to be a better person versus relying on her to raise him like she's his god damned mother. He knew that he loved her and showed it everyway he knew how. He didn't play games.

But don't get it twisted. His over all aggression and possessiveness towards Shancai is unhealthy. Wanting her no matter what the costs even if it's not for her benefit, is unhealthy thinking. It's easy to overlook these things because he seems to grow out of it. But when it comes down to real, sustainable relationships, Lei is and will always be the better, healthier choice

is hair.. Sonic the Hedgehog. I CANNOT be the only one who thought this.

Dong Shancai was disappointing to me. I didn't like the character in BOF and she especially frustrated me in MG. There was no reason for her to be so out of touch with her feelings. She was difficult just because; no past trauma or broken heart to explain it. To me, she never returned his feelings with the same intensity Si gave his. Even in the end when they got married. She hesitated towards Si even after he became a better person. It seems as if maintaining her "innocence" was more important than making her a character capable of giving and receiving all types of love. I understand that there are people who are like this in real life, but there is something about this character that doesn't seem genuine. Is it the acting? I couldn't feel the love or connect.. And I feel everything.

Her tendency to put other people before her was admirable but unreasonable. They are not children and she was treating them as such. Her interference with Xiaoyou and Ximen's business angered me. I also feel like a lot of the hardships Shancai went through was her doing. Si said he would never leave her, so why would she take on Feng by herself? It was HIS mother. He is the literal reason why this is all happening. To shut him out was stupid. This whole drama would have been solved long ago if they would have stood their ground earlier. But Shancai chose to be arduous.

I hated every kiss. It seemed forced every time.

Also, why does she pull all these fine ass men?? There is nothing interesting about her. Or at least, what was interesting fizzled in the end.

I loved how each character gained a little more depth but I am on the fence about Mei Zuo's side story. I want every character to find love.. But he doesn't so… do I care? Mei Zuo is my least favorite member of F4 and I think those scenes are what destroyed him.

Huaze Lei: Sweet baby boy. I loved him so much in this version. I just wish he would have found love. I am glad that he protected Shancai without becoming her pet. Hell, he even called her, his pet.

Lei is the realest, most grounded character in this drama. (And low-key savage.) His relationship with the others is the most genuine. He had the best lines and learned the most throughout the drama. He is literally me in male k-drama form: unbothered but totally involved. Although, I would have never let Si just hit me. I'm not a fighter but I will fight, win or lose, I don't care. You are going to understand that I am not the one.

Lei and Si's friendship is everything.

Dao Ming Feng: Mega bitch.. Light. She didn't destroy Shancai's family but was still insufferable. Turns out she was miserable and instead of accepting help, from her own family, she had to crash and burn. Her story line made me think that maybe she was a business women, not because she wanted to be, but because she had to be. She got a fresh start and I respect that.

There is nothing wrong with the way Ximen dates, Shancai!!! He was always upfront with his women. I am glad that in this version, Ximen and Xiaoyou end up together.

(Dear Cesar Wu, Why are you so fucking gorgeous??? You maintained model status the whole 49 episodes. You're killing me son!!!! Sincerely, TheThirstIsReal.com)

Dao Ming Zhuang: The best female character in this drama and everything I hope to be as a big sister to three boys.

Thomas.. Why do I love him??? He aint shit but I love him. Says something about me, right??

Random observations:

Let's talk about shameless product placement because OMG every episode had a commercial moment and while it is marketing genius, it felt dirty. I can't avoid it. It's just there and I don't know when it's coming.

The seasons never changed. It was always Chinese New Year.

Either Si had the hottest breath or there was no heat in any of the buildings they filmed in. WTF?

Production got cleared for 5 songs and played the hell out of those songs. There were moments when it made sense, moments when I wished a certain song would play and it didn't, and moments when I just wanted to flip my TV over if I heard said song again.

That being said… *Adds Bishop Briggs' "River" to playlist* Seriously, this song will be the soundtrack of my life. Whenever shit goes down, "like a river…"

I want all of F4 clothes and shoes. And that one sweater Shauncai had on with the quadratic equation on it.

There were a lot of flashbacks, mostly unnecessary.

Is it bridge or is it poker???

Compared to every other show I have every watched with the "rich douche bag boy and fierce but it eventually fades, poor girl" archetype, this is the most acceptable version. I should write an American version that is psychologically sound and satirical of these versions.. And then she ends up with Lei. That is literally two episodes of material. Ahh.. It could be a movie!

#meteor garden 2018

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mieczyhale · 6 years

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a messy rambling reaction post to “the night before christmas”, a fic written by @penguinsandpanthers as a present for me

under the cut because its A Lot lmao

i know i made a post about this the night i read it but it’s gotta be part of the official review because it genuinely made me wanna laugh really hard ;lsdflk;s also i gotta note now (as i probably will several times) colleen is INCREDIBLE at getting me right. like she always has been but it’s just gotten progressively better to the point that im like “idk how u know that’s what i’d do/say but you’re absolutely right” and if we weren’t besties i’d be t errified

OKAY. SO. and ya there’s gonna be screencaps here and there bc i can

*I LOVE LOVELOVELVOE THE BAR CONCEPT!! IDK WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IT WASN’T TH AT BUT IM SO GLAD IT WAS ;LSDFJLK *the inclusion of my limitations and stuff made me really happy and added a lot to the everpresent realness *Sam...is a dick *the appearance of Cas was !!!!!!!!

*im already in love with him but this shit right here made it wORSE LKSDJLKFLK AHHHHH *THE FACT THAT I MOVED THERE FOR THE LEGALIZED WEED. REAL TALK. ICONIC. *catch me crying about the level of identity respect up in this chilis tonight *cas is so sweet im gllksdflkjksddlksd *everytime you describe my outfits in fics it’s always sO ON POINT. LIKE?? I JUST WORE THAT SAME SHIT A FEW DAYS AGO

*my commentary on heterosexuals always makes my fuckin life

*;sdkf;slksdf idk if i wanna say it took only four pages or a whole four pages for me to be a got damn perv *when sam took colleen home my first thought was YAS GIRL GET IT. y’all really need to get together uhhh soon alwaysk bitch *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BIIIIITCH I WAS LIKE “SHE ISNT...SHE DIDNT..” BUT SHE DID AHH *me getting stuck in the fucking snow really would be how i’d get into danger ffs *WHY ARE CREATURES ALWAYS SO FUCKING CREEPY HOLY SHIT LIKE TURN IT DOWN??? UR MAKING IT REALLY OBVIOUS AND IF I HAD A WEAPON I’D SHOOT U

*HE SHOWED UP TO SAVE THE DAY AND THE AMOUNT OF INTERNAL CHEERING U GH MY HERO *HE’S SUCH A BADASS IM CRY *FUCK LAZARUS. FUCK HIM. HE COULD’VE JUST DROPPED ME BUT NOOO HE HAD TO SLAM MY HEAD AGAINST THE CAR WOW WAY TO BE FUCKIN EXTRA, JACKASS *i love that i was concerned about smelling like lemon and garlic like... hashtag mood *the mental image of me in Sam’s clothes?? and like.. the whole safe and warm th ing?? made me actually feel safe and warm?? im love

*TBH *MY DUMB ASS JUST CASUALLY DROPPING SEXUAL HINTS ACCIDENTALLY. THE NUMBER OF TIMES I’VE DONE THAT.. *but i mean like.... tru *the rolling commentary on my mental state is honestly so on point like... the number of times i’ve started a sentence with “as much as i want to die...” *my dad?? a jackass?? o h n o w a y *MACE U STUBBORN BITCH STOP HARASSING YOUR SEXY BOSS OH MY GOD *motherfuckin nachos!!!!!! my reaction was honestly “o shit nachos?? fuck yeah bitch!” *SHAPESHIFTER. YOU MADE HIM A SHAPESHIFTER. IF YOU WERENT STRAIGHT I’D KISS YOU *HE CAN TURN INTO ANIMALS WHA TT WH FUCK LSDKJLDLKSLK *CAT!CAS GOT ME READY TO DIE *HE CAN TURN INTO PEOPLE O HMGOD THAT WOULD CREEP ME TF OUT?? I MEAN IT’S SO COOL BUT AHHHH *you..... gave him fangs... f a ngs... faa n gs.. fAngs?? faNGS f a n g s *i’m gonna cry

*OH *BOOD *SUPER FUCKING BOOD *THE MOST ME OF ALL THE MES *some bitchass targeted rachel?? mY dean’s rachel?? if he hadn’t killed them i would’ve what the f UCK them bitches trippin

*YET ANOTHER BOOD *me, wanting to continue working in a supernaturally dangerous environment is honestly.... the realest thing ever *aww you managed to fit in some angst for me. what an icon. what would i do without u honestly?? *my first reaction and defense was to get angry l;sdfdljlkjsf the accuracy j esus

*listen... l i s t e n....l i STEN.... god please *”might as well keep drinking” MY LIFE MOTTO. YES.

*;LKLVJVDFJGFJG;LD

*THIS BITCH he’s lucky he’s cute *”what’s the use of being snowed in with your hot boss if you didn’t do something you regret in the morning?” ICONIC *the lead up into sexy times got me blushing for real i can FEEL my face turning red got damn *”do your worst.” YAAS U MASOCHISTIC BITCH. GET IT *PERMANENT. THAT’S A KINK *A SWORD *HE BROUGHT A SWORD INTO BED *C O L L E E N. MARRY M E. *a sword at my throat je s su fckkin chri st p;isd;ofdsd;dsdl;f *GOD WHY IS THIS NOT MY LIFE *IM RE-READING IT FOR THIS AND IM NOT GONNA SCREENCAP ANY OF THIS BIT BC IT’S JUST S O MUCH (ALSO WHY IM NOT REACTING TO EVERYTHING IN THIS SCENE EVEN THO I ACTUALLY DID REACT TO E V E R Y T H I N G) BUT DEAR GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST SMUT YOU’VE WRITTEN FOR ME EVER. KINKS? ON POINT. EVERYTHING LITERALLY E V E ERY THING?? O N POINT *AND THE END OF THE FIC IS SO PLAYFUL AND CUTE I LOVE IT

I LOVED IT SO FUCKING MUCH YOU HETERO BITCH. I KNOW IT’S GONNA BE ONE I READ OVER AND OVER AGAIN (LIKE ALL YOUR TFW FICS TBH) THIS WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER HOW AM I SO LUCKY TO KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WRITES SUCH AMAZING SHIT AND THEN WRITES IT FOR ME W H A T HI I WOULD DIE FOR YOU .

#maison speaks #and reacts to colleen's christmas present fic!#i tried to get out all my thoughts and reactions but if i reacted to everything i loved it wouldve been me commenting on every single line s #hey colleen

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the-fuckboy-king-blog · 6 years

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Fuckboy Shaming

Jericho Cooper

There have been countless amount of times that I’ve been called a fuckboy by a girl on the first date. That is literally the equivalent of me calling a girl a slut. Saying that I look like a fuckboy, asking if I am a fuckboy. Replace the word with slut and tell me what you think. Honestly, calling me a fuckboy is slut shaming. Just like a lot of other harsh terms, I feel that they can be powerful if used in a positive way. I’m not saying women should embrace the term slut, but I’m saying I will be embracing the term fuckboy from now on.

Not only will I be embracing the term fuckboy, I will wear the title proudly. I will be as much of a fuckboy as I want. I’ll sleep with as many women that I want. And I won’t feel guilty about it. As a matter of fact, I’m going to be such a fuckboy, I will define the term. And then I’m going to create an army of fuckboys. And we’re going to take over the world.

“Fuckboyism: a lifestyle that practices the art of getting a lot of women”

a fuckboy must always remain polite and perform their art with a high level of respect for women and oneself. a fuckboy should always use protection, as children are the spawn of hell. a fuckboy has no limitations on women. all women are fair game. Regardless of relationship status. a fuckboy has no plan to commit to a relationship. fuckboys are smooth and full of charm. i've been practicing fuckboyism for years and didn't even realize it. this is where a lot of people would apologize for their bahavoir but not me. i've ended up screwed over by girls multiple times. i dont feel bad for lying to them. i dont feel bad for playing them. i will always respect them and never harm them but as for their feelings, i dont care about them. why? you may ask. because anyone who identifies as a female is bonkers. they don't want to settle down with you, and start a family with you. they just pretend to or think they do. now this might seem like a good time to sarcastically say "who hurt you". but that's the thing. i have learned to control how i feel after a relationship ends. simply because i dont give a damn anymore. especially not about a womans feelings. i dont care about when she falls in love with me, i dont care if i break her heart. Just like a lot of fuckboys, i’ve become heartless. but here's the realest thing i can say right now. fuckboys are over all good for the female population. fuckboys might not stay around for very long, but they provide women with a good time. the word fuckboy has always had a bad connotation. females assume we look at them as objects and use women, when in reality, fuckboys have been serving women for centuries. women are attracted to fuckboys because they are typically attractive. they dress well and have good hygene. an average fuckboy is typically at least a 6 on a scale of 1-10. btw, 6 is higher than you realize. we'll get into that later. women are also attracted to fuckboys because they are smoother than butter. fuckboys make women feel good. we make them feel beautiful and special when in reality we could just as easily move on to the next one. fuckboys are great for a night, a week, a month, but don't get too crazy, we won't stick around for long. women need fuckboys because we bring an experience they will never forget. sometimes, a fuckboy is just what a girl needs.

example: a couple weeks ago i was going on the hunt for some good ole puss. but as soon as i walked down the stairs of my apartment, i saw a girl crying. this was literally a perfect situation. i asked her what was wrong and she told me she had boy problems. i immediately asked if she wanted to come upstairs to my apartment to talk, she said yes. my roommates were at my apartment so we were just hanging out. she told me she was having a bad night because her and her boyfriend were fighting. i comforted her and said all the right things. not ten minutes later she asked me if i wanted to go home with her. we had amazing sex, i left that night and i havent heard from her since. i know i helped make her night better just by making her feel special, pleasing her, all while getting laid myself. my fuckboy status it was only a couple short months ago i re-attained my fuckboy status as i had been out of the game for two years. there are many ways to achieve fuckboy status. lets say you arent getting as much puss as you'd like. thats ok. keep trying bud, you're still a fuckboy. if you're trying and you wear the title proudly, you're a fuckboy. but theres gonna be a turning point, where you realize, you are a true fuckboy. this time, mine was when i had to fight a 39 year old man because i was fucking his wife. you dont have to get in a fight to feel the true meaning of being a fuckboy. but if you're fighting a girls husband, you might be a fuckboy. fuckboys should always know how to defend themselves. there have been several times i've been physically attacked by some dude/dudes because of a girl. fuckboys should try to be physically active to remain in shape to the best of their ability. that doesnt mean there cant be some chubby fuckboys. a list of "shoulds" --fuckboys should never turn down a challenge. even if they dont win, they should always try. --a fuckboy should always present themselves with confidence and attempt to charm everyone they meet. --fuckboys should always try to maintain a healthy relationship with their mothers, because she is the first woman you get to know. a fuckboy must never sexually harrass or sexually assault a female. if you do, you are not a fuckboy, you are a man whore. man whores are disgusting stay away from them the difference between a fuckboy and a man whore: a fuckboy is often confused as a man whore. the thing is, a man whore is like the male version of a slut. man whores are like the kind of guys with three baby mamas. a fuckboy is just a guy who gets bitches. a man whore is the kind of guy who gets chlamydia and doesnt get it taken care of. fuckboys use protection. women can also be fuckboys, they are not called fuckgirls, they are simply called female fuckboys. they go for women. fuckgirls are a thing, but they have different strategies and motives. they go for men. a typical fuckboy would not go well with a fuckgirl.

Anyway, stop shaming fuckboys. There’s nothing wrong with getting bitches and acting cocky.

#fuckboys #men #women's fashion #fuckboyism #fuckboy shaming #philosophy #writing #understanding women #theory #women #feminism #jk feminism sucks #getting girls #player

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dontkyeom · 7 years

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Monsta X: Beautiful in San Francisco - Fan Experience

ayooo i was asked to post about the monsta x concert i just went to (and also i want a record of what happened before i forget) so here it is!! under the cut are my pre, during, and post-show experiences/thoughts!!

pre-show

okay so my friend and i planned to get boba from boba guys and fries from super duper for dinner

me being me, i planned for us to meet at 5 so we had enough time to eat and digest for the show

i leave my house around 3:45 bc i was gonna bus over while my friend was gonna get dropped off at boba guys

in the end we ended up getting sharetea and meeting at super duper an hour later than when we were supposed to meet for the following reasons:

i got to the area before my friend

I WALKED THE WHOLE ASS TUNNEL BETWEEN DOWNTOWN AND CHINATOWN FOR NO REASON i was so heated omg

the line for boba guys was out the door and down the block so i was like girl… we gotta yeet

i left to get sharetea but my friend for some reason thought we were still gonna meet at boba guys so she had to walk down to the mall

she ended up getting lost and going to chinatown

meanwhile i was trying to find sharetea bc i didnt even know they had one in the mall

ended up ordering for both of us and agreeing to meet at super duper

also i saw some monbebes in the mall while i was waiting for my drinks hehe i peeped ur shirts

we got to the warfield at 7 when the doors were supposed to open and y’all the line was so long that it like wrapped around the block and the end was right by the entrance

i got gnarly cramps in both of my legs within five minutes of each other and they hurt like a damn bitch let me tell you

i felt really bad bc i like fell to the floor in the middle of the line and some of the people behind us were like omg are you okay and i was like yes pls just go around me i’ll be okay

and then the cramp went away and the people held our spots for us!! such kind people ily if you’re reading this

we got in right at 8 when the show was supposed to start (but they ended up starting later which im just assuming was so that everyone could get in)

during-show

y’all everyone kept screaming even tho the boys weren’t on stage yet and it hella freaked out my friend and i when we left to get water

we literally rushed back and my friend tripped up the stairs but it’s fine we made it back in time

anyway their energy is just off the charts like i was hyped as hell from beginning to end. they really know how to bring a crowd up and their stage presence is amazing. no awkward moments whatsoever and very smooth transitions from one stage to the next i was actually really impressed

and they said the bay had the realest energy and i was ready to NUT

my heart cried when they left a mic stand for hyungwon for ex girl, i really love how thoughtful the boys are when a member is missing. they take ohana to a new level it’s just endearing to see how much they truly care for one another

i would also like to have a moment of appreciation bc they didn’t say san fran at all?? i was lowkey expecting them to but they didn’t :’) (pls never say san fran it’s a big no from me)

wonho lowkey tried to throw chocolate to the upper balcony i saw him aiming a bit higher and i appreciate his effort so much

also as a former tech crew member in high school, a moment of appreciation for all the tech effects, they really added to the whole experience of the show and i thoroughly enjoyed the different effects and the timing of everything

appreciation for the stage hands who brought the bench on stage, i hope y’all heard me cheer for you bc i know what that’s like

also… i really loved seeing all the spike tape on the stage for whatever reason

anyway back to the boys

minhyuk jooheon kihyun and i.m came out and they asked us who was the most romantic (i said kihyun bc that boy was smooth as shit in that one video) and a lot of people said minhyuk so they made him do aegyo and OMFG MINHYUK’S AEGYO HAHAHAHA THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY all he said was “san francisco… oh my god” and then he kept repeating oh my god and OMG and he and jooheon were switching off and their voices were getting lower and i.m was like “yo this is not cute this is just weird” i got it on video if anyone wants to see it lmao

and then wonho and shownu came out like “…what kind of weird things were you guys talking about”

speaking of videos, all the videos i have of their songs are shaky af bc i was bopping at the same time but if anyone still wants to see them i can send a google drive link your way hehe

from zero was the cutest shit ever. im still really sad hyungwon couldnt make it but the sub did a great job in his place!!

i needa take a moment to just talk about wonho bc that man can go from cocky daddy to a total sweetie. like… he totally knows he’s a walking sex god (a small moment of silence for when kihyun just like pulled wonho’s jacket down to try to expose his arms during his intro) but then he’ll talk about how he tried to perform extra well to make up for hyungwon not being there and he’s trying to put on a better show and you can really tell how much he cares about us and ugh

ALSO

WONHO IS SCULPTED BY THE GODS I WAS WAAAAAY UP IN THE UPPER BALCONY AND EVEN I COULD SEE HOW DEFINED HE IS SO PROPS TO HIM

i popped the FUCK off at the 24k magic cover oh my god y’all i love bruno and i got so excited when shownu minhyuk and i.m covered it, and it was so damn lit. like i was a lil bummed when i found out they werent gonna do the second verse bc it’s my fav part of the song but i.m’s rap was AMAZING and fit really well and oh my god don’t even get me started on the dance breaks omfffff

their outfits were cute as shit too

also appreciation for i.m’s voice. i just really like his voice im such a slut for deep voices ok this is why he’s my wrecker

jooheon and kihyun are just something else when they come together, i love what they’re able to offer to each other and able to create as a unit it’s just really cool to see :’)

also i must say… seeing jooheon’s deep ass dimples and kihyun’s nice ass cheekbones are such a blessing

OH AND THEIR AEGYO

THE AIR... POP SHIT BRUH I WAS DED

THE RED OUTFITS ARE SUCH A LOOK UGHHH

i almost cried when broken heart came on, such a beautiful song AND THEY LEFT A SPACE IN THE MIDDLE FOR HYUNGWON UGH MY HEART

blind, trespass, and rush were arguably the most hype songs of the night, like ive never went so hard in my life

also a moment to talk about shownu bc like… idk i’ve noticed he’s a lot more quiet than other leaders of idol groups so i wasn’t really sure what to expect but i gained so much respect for him?? he has great stage presence and is really well-spoken and charismatic damn gemini AND HE’S JUST SO TALENTED

omg there was this one part where wonho said “hyungwon actually made a recovery earlier than expected” and like the way he said it made it seem like hyungwon was gonna make a surprise appearance but nah

but it’s okay bc they all said they wanna come back to the bay asap and y’all can BET i’ll be there

i appreciated their english speaking, like during their intros and goodbyes it was heartwarming to see their efforts to communicate w us

surprisingly they didnt really talk much about how it was their 800 days?? idk i was kinda expecting them to address it but they didnt

omg their bows were adorable, they like held hands and moved across the stage in a line to bow to different parts of the venue it was so cute to watch

post-show

my friend and i waited in the merch line that moved pretty quickly actually?? but there were only stickers left and i thought it was more important for my friend to get something bc it was her first concert and she really wanted something to remember it by so i passed (also stickers were $25 what even)

but it’s cool bc she let me have a hyungwon sticker (and a cute lil logo bc there were two of them)!! theyre probably gonna live in my phone case bc i have a clear one so y’all BET im taking my mans everywhere w me

she really enjoyed herself which i was really happy to see!! being there for someone’s first concert is magical 10/10 would recommend

i also enjoyed myself in case i didnt make that clear lmao. despite the rough pre-concert experience, seeing those boys do their thing made everything worth it and i’m so glad i got to experience their first world tour :’) also ive never let loose to the extent that i did sober tonight so props to monsta x for bringing out my bay area hyphy lmaooo

i just wanna say thank you to monsta x for coming to sf, putting on a good show, and making us feel loved and appreciated. i was hella surprised when an sf show was announced considering most groups usually just go to LA, so thanks for giving the bay a chance and showing us such a fun time!!

and shoutout to the monbebes for being such a cute crowd. i loved seeing everyone waving their light sticks and arms and just having a good time, and cheering so hard for these talented and hardworking men

also seeing everyone come out of hi-touch all happy and smiley and starstruck was the cutest thing, so if you got to experience that i’m so happy for you and i hope you enjoyed seeing those boys up close!! would’ve done it myself but im an unemployed college kid so anything over $100 wasn’t an option for me

((another also, im v sorry to everyone behind me if my aggressive arm waving got in the way of your view i was enjoying myself way too much))

all in all, my first kpop concert was a huge success!! came in not knowing what to expect (it’s a bit different from the other shows/concerts ive been to in the past, but a good different!!), but still had a lit ass night :)

#long post sorry hehe #monsta x #monsta x beautiful in the us #monsta x beautiful in san francisco #i typed this up at like 1am sorry for how mushy i got #my post #beautiful in the us #beautiful in san francisco #monsta x in sf #monsta x in san francisco

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Dear Anonymous: 1. I hope she reacts well to your inclinations. I used to love someone like that too. I hope she loves you back. I hope you’re happy. 2. I just want to love too. I think soulmates work that way because life’s too short to be stuck to one person, but one person can change your whole perspective– one person is all it takes to fuel the rest of your life with passion. It’s always worth the rejection. We were built to break and rebuild. Sometimes heartbreak is the way in, but it’s also the way out. Timing is everything. Timing is everything… if you didn’t meet them when you weren’t ready, you’ll never be ready for someone else when they’re ready for you. 3. It doesn’t matter if you’re gay– love is love, right? Who cares if you’re in love with a she or a he, they’ll break you apart or keep you together. It’s such an odd thing. To die and live in a simple three word sentence. 4. A book? By the end of this year, it’ll happen. 5. I am from the darkest corner of your thoughts, the sun crawling through your curtains– I’m the cup of coffee that needs a fuck ton of sugar. I’m the distance we had to keep, I’m the apologies that made us weep. 6. An apology seems to be my only way to start the day as of lately. I’m sorry too. 7. Love is a coffee shop, we’re just the misplaced books. We’re the sentences, we’re the typos. I’ll be the incorrect emoji for the moment, if you’ll be the text sent to the wrong person. I’ll say I love you if you never say it back. I’ll love you if you don’t love me back. You can be sure about that. You can be sure about that… 8. My mind feels kinda broken, I guess we’re all kinda messed up sometimes. 9. This is not talent, this is hard work. Don’t confuse the two. I was not born with this, I woke up one morning like this. I will die with this, I will ink my whole life into your skin if you let me. 10. You loved them enough to let them go. There’s nothing more beautiful than that one simple realization. I will love you from afar and we’ll both grow. Distance makes the heart grow fonder, right? I don’t think it would’ve worked out anyway, we need this. This time spent apart, we need this. All of it. 11. “Don’t ever make someone your person when they don’t even know how to be their own.” Realest shit I ever read. Big ups. 12. I will never quit writing. She’s always reading. She’s always reading. 13. I’m sorry, I think we’re all in need of assistance. We can’t do it alone. Go out and make a few new friends. They’ll help. I promise. 14. Shit, I don’t know either. I wake up like that. It sucks, but you’ll figure out the truth eventually. I promise. 15. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. How can I answer you if I don’t even know the answers myself? I’m just human. I’m just like you. Nothing new here, just more human frailties. 16. It’s been a year plus, but I still love her too. We’re all missing someone, we just need an outlet. 17. Love doesn’t like to break even, love doesn’t like to remain still– love should feel like a few broken ribs, love should feel like a few torn heartstrings– but love should also feel delicate, love should also be soft. 18. I don’t know what language you’re speaking in, but I’m pretty sure it’s definition is beautiful. Stay beautiful. 19. I fade away every night. If you want to be nothing, I get it. It’s the easy way out. The shortcut to the end. Who doesn’t want that? But choosing to live, choosing to figure it out. That’s commendable. Always is. Always will be. 20. You need to let go of him because until you do… you’ll always be dependent of him. You’ll never be yourself. There is more oneness in loving yourself first versus oneness in loving someone for the sake of feeling whole. Love is an illusion. 21. If I am the Galaxy, then explain my black holes. How many times must I die before I feel like it’s time to live? 22. People can die from a broken heart, but people also forget that they’re a garden. You are the roses. You are the florist. You are the sun. You are the sun. You are the blossom. You are the growth. You are the bees. You grow into me, like how I’ll grow into you. 23. Thank you doesn’t even start to explain you. 24. Fear is a powerful tool for motivation. Use it wisely. 25. If you don’t want it to end, then write it down. Because some day, he might not be there. Some day, all you’ll have are those words. Nothing lasts forever and that’s just something that we must remember. How can you love yourself if you don’t keep that in mind? 26. I’m sorry. I’m not him. I’m not you. How can I possibly give you some ending? We’re all looking for more poison to fill our veins with. 27. I slept for 24 hours, but I’m still tired. 28. It’s hard to backtrack too. 29. It ends when your heart gives out on you. It ends when your search hits a brick walls it ends when your lights dim just enough for you to read the truth etched into your skin like a story that was never supposed to be told. We were meant to feel the love stories, but we could never keep the last page from ringing true. The truth is I love you too. 30. I’ll let you know right now. I am not your ex. And if in some way, I am… then know that no one is out to get you. The only person that’s doing that is you. Waking up to fear is no way to live. Letting go… it’s an excellent start. 31. My opinion on loving someone that doesn’t love you back anymore is this: if you’re doing it. Stop. Just stop. Save yourself some time. Stop yourself from that mistake. It doesn’t end well for you. It doesn’t end well for your emotions. Start with you. It’s a good place. 32. I’m not Filipino. 33. Hello. 34. Pretty crimson leaves used for a pretty crimson sneeze. 35. We’ll never be the same. Change is the only way to live your life. 36. I’m from the same place that all poets were born into. A Silk Road of heartbreaks and slow songs. 37. We’re all unique. From your first thought of today to your DNA. 38. Maybe kiss him today? Fuck it. Life’s too short. Let the make out sessions begin. 39. My thoughts sink us into tomorrow. 40. They say that the smaller you write, the more you care about others. The bigger you write, the more love you’ve got for yourself. 41. I’m afraid that you’re right. 42. There’s always beauty in loneliness. The way he reads that book from across the street. The way she pulls back her hair to drink her tea. The way they fell in love made yesterday like a today we’ll never share. 43. The question is the answer. 44. I’ll call you some day. 45. I’m looking for myself. Shouldn’t we all? 46. You’re a beautiful creature too. 47. Two strangers? The start of every love story. 48. You can call me K.C. 49. Twice by Madeline Stauffer 50. Nothing is wrong with you. There is only more to love. 51. And that’s exactly why I’m answering all of them in this post. 52. I changed my URL because I wanted it to be less about her and more about me. 53. Take a break and walk around. Artificial lighting can hurt us. The sun’s good too. 54. No comment. 55. I’m a robot. 56. I don’t answer anonymous asks anymore because how can I help others if I can’t even help myself kinda realization. My apologies. 57. Poetry about being viewed for only sex… hmm… you sound like somebody I know. 58. Pick yourself first. Always pick yourself. 59. Don’t die. Do not die. There’s so much more out there. 60. Sticking to yourself is a good start. 61. There’s nothing wrong with you. There’s only more to love. 62. I don’t know. I’m still figuring it out myself actually. 63. I’ll draw more once my mind is less exhausted. 64. There’s nothing wrong with reading poetry. 65. Love is something that’s immensely felt and hard to measure. 66. I’m trying to be more than just another broken heart. 67. I feel like a disappointment to myself constantly. We’re too hard on ourselves. It sucks. 68. Maybe they should profess their love to each other? 69. I’m sorry. 70. You should listen to your mother. If she’s your guardian, respect her wishes until you’re of age. 71. Drinking and smoking– there’s nothing wrong with it. Although it is nice to give your body a break here and there. 72. I think you’re right. 73. You need to lean on yourself. Remember that people need space from us. People need room to breathe. You can’t smother them. 74. I love you too. 75. I’m sorry. Maybe you should stay away from him. You’re obviously catching feelings when you shouldn’t. 76. Falling in love with your best friend? That sounds terrific tbh. 77. Are you alive? Suicide isn’t the answer. 78. I’m sorry. You need to give yourself some time to heal. Maybe you’re not ready for love. 79. Sometimes I think I’ll die at an early age too. 80. I love them both. 81. All love stories should hold mysteries. 82. Life is full of regrets– you just need to pick the right ones to live with. 83. You deserve to love yourself first. 84. I’m sorry. Empathy is a bitch, isn’t it? 85. “But it’s the way she smiles, like every bullet missed her…” the only way to smile. 86. I would never give up this part of me. 87. I understand. Give yourself more time. 88. Because people are just as lost as you are. 89. I’m trying to be better. I promise. 90. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. 91. Who hasn’t fucked up? It’s learning to be better… that’s the only thing that fucking matters. You’re still here, right? 92. Hold his hand and call him yours. 93. I’m sorry. I can barely understand myself. How can I explain you for who you are? 94. You say that I’m a little harsh. Life is rough. Why would I sugarcoat the truth?

The truth about you

#anonymous

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