(Young) Lilith: "I guarantee you, Raine and Eda are gonna get married. And probably, like, get divorced three times, and in some strange way, live a pretty happy life."
Darius: "Yeah."
Alador: "Yeah."
Eberwolf: "Yeah."
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Bump, sighing: Okay, well, I've come to the part where I blame the parents. Dell, Gwendolyn?
Dell: Hi.
Gwen: Uh-huh?
Bump: I'm blaming you.
Dell: Yeah.
Gwen: Oh.
Bump: Why didn't you step in and do something here?
Gwen: Hey, we don't know all the crazy crap our kids are doing.
Dell: We don't want to know.
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Terrified Grom Hags
Title: Terrified Grom Hags
Author: haystarlight
Fandom: The Owl House
Chapters: 1, 2, 3,
Pairings: Raine Whispers/Eda Clawthorne (Odalia/Alador Blight in the background)
Flashback!! This fic takes place in the past; when Eda, Lilith and Raine were all at Hexside.
Raine is still new to Hexside, having just recently transferred from St. Epiderm, and they're ready to spend their very first Grom with their very best friend (and secret crush) Eda Clawthorne. But, when Eda's older sister Lilith is chosen to be the Grom Queen, Raine's plans for a romantic night are completely ruined.
Will the 3 teenagers survive facing their worst fears??
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9.Hiest
Young Lilith: remind me again how you two coaxed me in to doing this?
Young eda: because you love us! And also we promised to help you study for EC tryouts.
Young Lilith: right.
Young Raine: c'mon it's just a little hiest for fun.
Young lilith: the hiest isn't what I'm worried about.
Young Raine: then what?
Young Lilith: because everytime i do anything with you two you guys alw-
*Eda trips*
Young eda: waah!!!
Young Raine: eda!
*Raine tries to catch her but ends up falling themselves*
Young Eda blushing furiosly: hehe.....well this an akward situation
Young Raine blushing just as hard: um...yeah it is.
Young lilith: *sigh* this. This is why I don't do things with you guys anymore JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY!!!!!!
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TOH characters as quotes from my life because. why not.
Hunter: Yesterday I officially got diagnosed with anxiety.
Raine: You have anxiety? Same! That’s neat.
Raine: Obviously it sucks, but neat.
-x-
Eda: I’ve broken the law in every state! :D
Willow and Gus: …
Luz: She means of matter. Every state of matter.
Willow and Gus: ohhhhhhhhhh, okay.
Willow and Gus: wait
-x-
Luz: Why can’t people understand that I’m not going to show them anything I’m drawing until it’s complete?
Luz: *in a high-pitched voice* oOh, CaN i sEe wHAt yOu’Re DrAwInG?
Luz: Insecurity says no! Until it’s completed, the only ones that can see my drawings are the lord, and the devil peering over my shoulder!
-x-
*in their last class of the day*
Young Eda: oh, cool! A red pen in my backpack broke! *pulls out the undamaged ink tube from the shell of the pen*
Young Raine: I’ve always wondered what it would be like to get the ink right out of the tube.
Young Eda: …what if we find out?
*cut to a few minutes later*
Young Raine: Hey Siri, how do you get pen ink out of hair?
Young Eda: And skin! Skin too!
Young Lilith, finally looking up from her homework: Holy- what have you done?!
Young Eda, with red ink marks all over her hands/forearms and a few small smears on her face: We got bored :)
Young Raine, similarly messy but with red streaks in their hair, too: So we made a few small mistakes and… *looks at the Siri results*
Young Raine: Now we need a ton of hand sanitizer, apparently.
Young Eda: It kinda looks like blood haha
Bump, who was walking by and stopped in his tracks: *surprised pikachu face*
Young Raine: If you keep going and just forget about this you’ll have plausible deniability
Young Eda: Also where’s the nearest hand sanitizer
-x-
Slightly younger Alador and Odalia: *have a disagreement of any sort, big or small*
Eda, making the ”>:3” face: Soooooooo, when’s the divorce?
Odalia: *offended noise* We are not getting divorced!
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Eda, to younger Ed and Em: *whispers* your parents are getting a divorce!
Odalia: WE ARE NOT GETTING DIVORCED!
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Eda: *holds up a sign pointing at Alador and Odalia that reads ’THEY’RE GETTING DIVORCED’*
Odalia, when she sees it: WE ARE NOT!!!!!
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Eda, again making the ’>:3’ face: So, when are you-
Odalia: *screaming* WE ARE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!
Everyone around them:
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