My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Antidermis" 😳 you'll be bonked out of your Kanohi💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I have to fulfill The Plan rn.
My buddy Brutaka pacing: The three that must be one. The two that must make them one. He must remember, he must be made to see, or the journey of 100,000 years will be for nothing. He hides beneath, preparing to meet his destiny. We must go there, we must right the wrong. So many wrongs before the Shattering can end.
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I love moss she’s a cutie patootie
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when you're high, rubbing your eyes is the most exquisite feeling in the world
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It takes a strong will, and three papers baby
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I love indie vibes so much, the photos are so crunchy aesthetic and fun. Cool colors and chillness
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i can't believe leon asks luis to 'be straight with him' like have you taken a good look at this man
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flambé mayo o toaste sándwich
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thinking about price and his massive fuckin thighs....
riding his thigh and you're holding onto his shoulders and he's humping the leg that's slotted between his and holy fucking shit i just-
"c'mon, c'mon princess give it to me. can feel ya makin a wet patch on my pants- c'mon. make papa price proud and i'll use your thighs as earmuffs- hhngh ugh, c'mon!"
THAT'S what sends you over the edge- not the way the fabric catches on your clit- it's his dirty talk.
you don't comment on the new warm and wet patch on the crotch of his pants when he lays you down, but you do go up on your elbows before he smirks at you and his pupils blow out and he says "wasn't kiddin love- my ears are cold" and he winks
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pain play with a sensitive and high puppy 😵💫
pulling them so they're laying with their back against your chest while you watch a film. reminding him to take hit after hit of a joint or rig and feeling their body relax against yours. once he's so pliant and fuzzy, you can take off their shirt and expose his pretty chest and tummy. giving your puppy some tummy rubs, head scratches, and shoulder kisses and noticing them starting to squirm. gently running your hands up and down his torso, barely touching his sensitive nipples and just lightly running your nails down his chest. listening as their breathing starts to get uneven, and when they lean their head back to rest against your collar, isn't that a perfect time to lower your mouth to his shoulder and bite down? wouldn't it be so fun to hear his short gasps and gentle moans while you suck some bruises into his skin?
if they start whining or moving, then it's only natural that you should tighten your arms around their chest and start touching them with a rougher hand. pulling and pinching their nipples so they know to be still. asking, "what's that, puppy? it hurts? can't you take it for me, pup?" before laying a possessive hand on their jaw and biting down harder, leaving bruises and teeth marks all over their shoulders and collarbone until he's nearly weeping from the sensitivity.
pulling your dazed pup to bed so you can reward them for being such a good toy for you to mark up and claim.
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Oh shit
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i think about him alot
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the story of bangy gormben
ok so i know i changed my username from bangygormben to fae0jr but i still wanted to tell the story about my old pfp and name.
so a friend of mine has this cat called gary, we used to refer to him as baby gary. look how sweet he is.
however i was really fucking high when i saw this picture and all i could picture was this:
remove the original picture and you get my old pfp
this is bangy gormben. a play on "baby gary". born out of me being zoinked out of my mind.
thank you
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paws up of Jasper's generations <3
!do not repost, reblog only!
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