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Tony: I'm sad

Peter: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das

Peter: And das not good

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Peter: *peeling a banana* may I take your jacket, sir? Hehehe-

Tony: *staring at him* do you think other people can't hear you?

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Sam: *on the phone to Steve* he's in the kitchen again

Bucky: *reading a recipe* "beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Steve: GET. HIM. OUT.

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Bucky: I've caught this stupid disease off Sam

Steve: For the last time Buck, feelings are not an illness

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Bucky: I'm crying. You made me cry.

Sam: Baby

Bucky: Now is not the time for pet names

Sam: No I'm calling you a baby

Sam: I'm insulting you

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Pepper, about Peter: I still think he looks like someone's child, maybe we should put up posters

Tony: Yes, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your child? Not anymore."

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"Oh I love Paris! At least how it's represented in the movie Ratatouille."

-Peter Parker

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Bucky: I refuse to pay for the wiffy!

Sam: It's WiFi.

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Tony: You consider me a sexy man, correct?

Bruce: I don't know how to answer that question.

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"The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it."

-Tony Stark

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Bucky: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.

Sam: Last night, you texted the whole squad a thousand heart emojis.

Bucky: Out of anger.

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Bucky: Rules are made to be broken.

Steve: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Bucky: Uh, piñatas.

Sam: Glow sticks.

Bucky: Karate boards.

Sam: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

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Pepper: You need to man up.

Tony: Man up? Sexist. I'm sorry but I don't see gender, Sir.

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Sam: I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide.

Bucky: Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?

Sam: Ok, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them.

Bucky: Except Smeagol. He lives in a cave.

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Agnes: Hey, Wanda, got any new baby pics?

Wanda: You hate looking at pictures of my twins. You said since they were identical, I didn't need to take photos of both.

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Tony: So, Captain. How'd you get that name, anyway?

Steve: Gave it to myself. A real man chooses his own name.

Tony: Well, pleased to meet you, Captain. I'm Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.

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Peter, interning at Stark Industries: This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars.

Peter: And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.

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