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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 19 hours

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König general headcanons

tw: none I can think of!

he can split his eyes apart like a pidgeon, saw someone else say this and they are SO right

Like heavy metal but I feel that's surface level. Like this is the "haha this is so weird lol" stuff he shows acquaintances.

REAL ONES know he listens to slutty pop, gay pop, cupcakke and jiafei remixes, vocaloid, aggressive breakcore, etc

His fave cupcakke remix is Ievan Polka and the Macarena one (the Macarena one is fire go listen it's acc like DAMNNNN yk)

Goes to the gym to cool his head

Loves cooking.

Cannot cook for shit

But he enjoys it at least

He is willing to learn and take criticism tho, u just have to be willing to eat the worst food you've ever eaten EVER.

Rlly good at cleaning tho.

Always picks shy guy in mario kart

Picks link for smash bros

Will use extremely specific Austrian slang around Golem

Especially if Krueger is there

They love fucking with the only German there

Speaking of he has a love hate relationship with Krueger.

They get on each others nerves but it's fine because they also die of laughter with each other

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 19 hours

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Daniel X reader oneshot

tw: dub-con, darkfic, overstimulation, gn reader, no specified genitalia on reader other than 'hole'. Not extremely explicit, mostly a lot of rambling. No pronouns for reader other then you, jealousy, possessiveness

Daniel doesn't want you to leave. You told him you won't but that's what everyone says. You won't leave, right? Right?

He'll make sure you don't want to leave.

An: written while sleep deprived so it might be shit. Anyways I love Daniel from DBH he needs more love. He's so bbygirl to me ok? Ok.

Hands, stronger and firmer than anything you've ever known, held onto you. They grabbed onto your plush thighs, squeezing them so hard you were sure they'd bruise, and pulling them apart.

He didn't falter. Didn't stop his movements.

He's been doing this for hours now - abusing your poor cunt.

Tears streamed down your cheeks, falling into your shirt that he didn't even bother to remove. Two hands gripped his shoulders, knuckles turning white. Your legs shaked again as your eyes rolled further back once more, while you shook your head. Moans ripped out of your throat. You couldn't take it - too much, so much that it hurt. It bubbled and boiled over out of you.

"Daniel please ! It's too much!"

But did he listen? No. He just kept going.

What even started this again? You couldn't remember.

He was doing so well. He got put back together. Repaired. Sent back into the workforce.

Why, now of all times, why now did all those months of hard work have to break?

"promise" he broke through, voice breaking. It was strange, his voice was synthetic, all of him was really, but it breathed. It breathed and stuttered and made faults. "Promise me you'll never leave me. Never."

You choked out, "Never! Please Daniel, I'm beggin' you!

You were so wet he simply slid. In. Out. In. Out. Each thrust hard and fast, sending waves through you. Your juices dripped down your hole, down your thighs and onto his. He never really told you for a long time why he'd gotten the genital addition. Of course he didn't come with it, he was a household model. A maid essentially. He never told you when or why he got the update, but you noticed.

He seemed almost more ecstatic to be around you. Bubblier. Touchier.

He wanted it to be nicer. He wanted the first time he used it on you to be kinder. He was saving up, planning for a date. A nice one too.

But then he got jealous. He saw you talking to someone, he wasn't sure who, and his mind raced. Maybe you'd found someone else to date before he even got a shot at asking you out.

So he cried.

Broke down and confessed and made you promise you loved him back.

Made you prove it.

And he started. All he wanted to do was show you he loved you. And that's what he did, in the way he thought he could at least.

He didn't expect it to feel so good though.

When he slipped his cock inside, it was like something he could never have imagined. It blossomed within him and suddenly a ravaging hunger was born. One of greed. One of selflessness.

One of your hands pushed gently, weakly, on his shoulder but he didn't relent. He was too much stronger. He didn't stop. His thrusts didn't falter, he didn't relent, nothing.

You could barely feel yourself, entire body going numb.

And then, in the midst of it all, he kissed you. The first time of many, he hopes. It was too gentle for what he was doing, like it was programmed into him and not learnt through practice. A stark contrast to it all.

His tongue slipped inside your mouth, memorising each crook and curve inside while whines and moans and gasps slipped into his mouth.

And then he came, and you did too.

Finally, a break. A time to breath.

And then he started again, ravaging you more.

You were sure this would be a long night, but maybe, just maybe, it'd be all the proof he needs that you're not leaving.

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 20 hours

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Thaddeus NSFW headcanons

tw: none I can think of tbh

Anywaysssss hii I've been on hiatus playing fallout 4 non stop :)

NGL I'm being lazy this time w these BC the eepy and tired are battling it out rn

Average dick size

Pretty pale with a soft pink tip

Leaks a good amount of precum

SO whiny omg

We know it's the brotherhood and we saw maximus that man has NO experience

He's so bbygirl omg

Vanilla low-key SORRYYYYY u can't change my mind

Love being ridden

He's a top but like a soft top yk

Also I feel like he wouldn't rlly sub on his own accord bc he's embarrassed and he feels like he should be in charge but if u asked rlly nicely he'd prolly say yes lmao

If he were to dom hed be so soft

Like you'd need to ask him to be more aggressive

CANNOT handle teasing I'm sorry

Cums a good amount, not much, not little

In the begining he is cumming fast btw sorryyyy

Teach him PLS poor bby has no clue on anything

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 14 days

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Yandere Price

tw: Yandere, stalking, implied violence

yan! Price who sees the cute little programmer joining the team, and is immediately infatuated

yan!Price who says hi as soon as possible

yan!Price who, if you have to go on a mission, immediately protects you (even though you tell him that you're perfectly fine protecting yourself

yan!Price who tracks you down when off work to befriend you, "accidentally" meeting you out of nowhere in a market when he totally wasn't tracking your location

yan!Price who makes it his mission to be your friend, your everything, just to be close to you

yan!Price who spoils you all the time, giving you the most lavish gifts you can thing of to have your favour

yan!Price who always, always keeps tabs on you no matter when or where you are

Yan!Price who sticks nicotine patches on you when you sleep over, and takes then off before you wake up so that you'll get addicted to him

Yan!Price who acts surprised when you admit that when you're around him your heart skips a beat, and that he seems so cute, and that you have a crush on him

In reality he's done everything, planted every seed, perfectly so, to manufacture you thinking you have a crush and confessing

Yan!Price who takes you on the fanciest first date possible, spoiling you

Yan!Price who tries to have you less and less on the battlefield, fighting with anyone who says he's 'picking favourites'

Yan!Price who gets jealous whenever he sees you talking to someone else. You don't even know he knows

They're just a friend, but he doesn't like how they look at you

So he pays them a... Visit

All of a sudden your friend doesn't want to talk that much anymore

Yan!Price who convinces you to place all your trust in him because he's everything you need, right ?

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 16 days

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Incel stalker X reader

tw: dub-con, non-con, darkfic, transmasc reader, stalking, fetishisation

A/n - weird drabble I wrote too late in the night. O well. Anyways every once in a while I get this absolute fever for incel dub-con/non-con content and I barely find any so here I am feeding myself.

This is completely self indulgent.

Imagine, you're at a new job

And there's a guy there that everyone avoids for some reason

No one really tells you anything other than him being...

Off

So, you being the kind soul you are, offer your friendship

He doesn't talk much, but you assume he's just shy

Been hurt once too many times

You've been there before

No one should go through that alone

So you keep going

"hey, how are you?"

No response. It's like this awkward silence follows him everywhere he goes. But you'll break through eventually, you know it.

Your coworkers are nice to you but they refuse to be kind to him

They refuse to talk to him

No matter how much you insist he can't be that bad

So you decide to double your efforts, being even nicer to try and break through

And it works

"heyyy how are ya today? Nice shirt! I haven't seen you wear that one before, is it new?"

And he doesn't respond at first. You think maybe you'll be stuck to this forever.

"Oh is that a Counter Strike shirt? I love counter strike!"

And this makes him listen.

"you play counter strike?"

From then on, the ball started rolling.

You'd sit and talk for hours on end about really base level things

Surface scratching

But it was progress

After a while, you get his steam profile and start playing games together

It's funny, you thought you were good at gaming but this guy is insanely good

You keep getting a couple headshots here and there, with a couple deaths. It's nothing horrible, you're actually doing quite well, but it's nothing amazing either.

Meanwhile, he keeps fucking the enemy team up. Constantly getting MVP, planting and defusing the bomb, everything.

After a while, you even get a crush

He's nice, smart, kinda shy but in a cute way, and clearly a hard worker

So you keep it going, trying to become even better friends and maybe something more

But after a while you notice him saying some things that are strangely... incelike

And he doesn't think you know, he doesn't know you're also a chronically online idiot

But you do

And it's clear he'd never like another guy. He'd never like you.

So you keep to being friends

Little do you know, how much he's falling for you.

Lying awake at night, he keeps contemplating it. I mean, you're a guy, but you're also a femboy right? So it's not gay then. And- AND, you don't even have a dick. It's super not gay then, right? But it's also not straight, so what is it?

And he hates himself for it

He doesn't like being a disgusting fag

And you'd think you were the spark to all of this

Oh if only you were

But no

You were only a catalyst to a spark that was already there

cuntboys and femboys has crossed his mind before

But now that he knew one in real life?

He became obsessed

He had to fuck you

But you'd never say yes

So he resorted to endless amount of brainrotting porn

And you didn't know

So it was fine

In the middle of pulling at his red and raw cock, he gets a message from you, asking if he's online and available to play. It's an annoyance for him, sure, but he has only you as his friend in real life. And he's going to do what he can to keep you.

He feels guilty, sure. But he doesn't really care enough to truly feel bad.

But after a while it's not enough for him

The porn doesn't work as it used to

Sometimes he can't even cum

And then he'll come into work stressed and pent up

And he's losing performance in work and videogames

And he knows what he has to do to fix this

He's just not sure if he has what it takes

So he takes to something else for now

Stalking

he couldn't believe what he was doing. You were naked, and sure he couldn't see everything, but it was enough.

What would you think, if you caught him staring at you and jerking off through your window?

He didn't care.

It felt so good.

And that's how it stayed for a while

He fell into a rhythm

Every Friday you'd go to the gym and shower at home to do a hair routine and you'd lay down for a quick nap as your hair mask did it's job and you didn't even really put on clothes since you'd just get wet again

But after a while

Like all of it

It wasn't enough

He needed more

So he asked you out

"h-hey, do you wanna um... Go get a coffee sometime?"

But over time you'd caught on. You knew he was an incel. He'd send you incel memes and tweets occasionally. The kind of which you knew he was testing the waters. And you couldn't help but feel a certain... Ick towards him.

"no thanks, I uhhh don't see you in that way. Sorry..."

And all he felt was rage

He'd done it all right

He'd followed tutorials

He'd looksmaxxed

He did everything right?

Why didn't you like him back?

You were just like everyone else

But he couldn't stop needing you

So he planned it all out

It was just you two closing up

No one would ever know

He passed you a tea

And you drank it

And next thing you knew, you woke up in a dingy and cold and humid basement

Your head was pounding

Your wrist ached

You tugged at it, feeling it chained to a wall

Then you looked down, seeing yourself only in your underwear

He saw you were awake, and greeted you, "you're... Hahahaaaa, you're awake!"

And you suppose this was your new life

he gagged you, pulling off your underwear and greedily shoving his cock in. Part of you wanted him to take the blindfold off so you could see something. The other part thought it a mercy.

He didn't feel bad, per say. He was a good size, a decent thickness too. You could feel his pubes on your backside as he flipped you onto your stomach.

He wasn't even going at a bad pace or anything.

You wanted to cry though.

What had you done to deserve this? All you'd done is be nice.

You didn't want this.

You wanted to scream at him to stop and let you go.

Would he even listen?

So imagine your hatred when it started to feel good.

his cock dragged along your walls as he pushed your head down onto a pillow. You felt warm; tingles rushed up your spine.

You tried to bite back a moan or two but he tugged them out.

He sped up the pace, ramming his cock further in, kissing your cervix. Painful, yes, but deliciously so.

You hadn't even been paying attention but he'd been speaking, muttering somethings.

You tried to listen in, but you could only make out a few things with your moans.

"fuckk~..."

"faggot bitch"

"disgusting"

And all of a sudden, your orgasm hit you. It poured wave over wave over you and you didn't know what to do, how to react.

It felt good and bad and wrong but so fucking good.

He gives you no aftercare, leaving you on the floor in a dirty mattress with his cum leaking out of you

For now, at least in the begining, he leaves you in his basement, chained on the mattress, usually with the blindfold on.

A/n - did I mention I have a weird kink for incels ? Maybe I like disgusting horrible men. Maybe I like socially awkward men. Maybe I have a dub-con/non-con, stalking kink. Maybe I have a degradation kink. But apparently all of these things have combined together to give me an incel kink...

Oh well :3

#not a request #drabble #Imagine #smut #tw noncon #tw dubcon #Dub-con #Non-con #non con #Noncon #Dubcon #incel #toxic masculinity #dub con #vouyeurism #stalking fantasy #tw stalking #stalker

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 21 days

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getting back into SAS: Rogue Heroes and Top Gun Maverick

I may or may not write some headcanons because the brain rot is fucking consuming me :/

And like, sure TGM has a lot more stuff, but SAS:RH has literally NOTHING for X reader or headcanons or anything, it's such a small fandom ughhhh

#not a request #icecries #sas rogue heroes #top gun maverick #sas: rogue heroes #Tgm

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 22 days

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pretty please bbc ghosts

chess husbands how their relationship would start headcanons please

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YES OFC !!!

Chess husbands - how would their relationship start (+BONUS! develop) headcanons

Starts with (omg! So shocking!) chess

Julian is always pissed that Ro keeps winning

So they argue one day

And like

They don't talk for a week

The house was in SHAMBLES

Even fanny was worried ngl

But guess what! Kitty and Thomas came to the rescue!

(They made them go on a chess date against their will)

((with Allison's help obvi))

So both of them thought they were gonna get a spa day

And then they showed up

And they were like

"This is not a spa day"

So they're pissed and play chess quietly

Then Ro wins (again)

And Julian just sighs and is like "THIS IS WHY I DONT LIKE PLAYING CHESS WITH YOU!" and goes all pouty

Ro is just like 'bro wtf????'

Anyways Ro laughs a bit

And then they kinda talk it out

And then they laugh and having gone on a date as 'friends'

And Ro just asks 'we not dating?'

And then Julian re-evaluates their entire relationship

And then Julian's like 'ok let's feel it out'

Andddd then they date

They are now the old married gay couple of the house btw

#request #bbc ghosts #chess husbands #julian fawcett #robin bbc ghosts #ro bbc ghosts

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 23 days

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thomas hewitt and jebediah 'bubba' sawyer nsfw headcanons

TW: blood and gore mention, body description, general NSFW

AN: so apparently even on vacation I cant rest :,) wrote this while I was meant to be sleeping in the hotel. Anyways, I'm back !!

(banner by @cafekitsune!)

Thomas Hewitt

First things first is dick headcanons

Both of the two have to be massive imo like have you seen them ?

Anyways I personally headcanon him around like 9" long, pretty thick

Has some strong veins on it, specifically a really thick, prominent vein on the slight underside, more to his right

Thick, bulbous tip (circumcised)

Slight discoloration making it darker than him

Also some pretty big and heavy balls

also some skin that's only slightly disfigured off the side of his dick and circling up and around to his side. Roughly on the hip, slightly up to the love handles.

Has really thick, wavy/curly pubes, and doesn't really trim that often

Also a pretty noticeable happy trail

Now onto actual sex headcanons

likes it slow to medium paced and rough, with hard thrusts

(may or may not accidentally use you as a fleshlight oops)

likes to be in control

Will not bottom, mostly because he's kinda repressed but also just not really into it

but he does like being ridden

He's ok with most light kinks

and some blood if you can convince him

Lives and breaths for body worship though

Mostly worship and praising his partner but he will cry if you do it to him

is scared of hurting you or subbing so if you wanna get him vulnerable like that it will take some work

also loves size kinks omg he lives for them

Loves seeing the size diff between him and his partner

will go on for a good couple rounds

takes a slightly above average time to cum

Cums a pretty good amount

Like it WILL leak out of you but trust it's not a crazy amount

Jebediah 'Bubba' Sawyer

Dick headcanons first

Pretty good length too, around 8.5" and pretty thick length too

uncut

Tip is same as rest of the dick in terms of length, just kind of reddish

also has pretty heavy balls

Curly pubes, he usually trims a bit shorter than Thomas Hewitt but still not that trimmed

Very slight happy trail

Anyways actual sex headcanons

likes it slightly hard, medium paced and not too rough

Very giggly and happy during it tbh

No real kinks to be honest

Like Thomas Hewitt he'd be a bit apprehensive about bottoming but would be much more willing

major switch and prefers to sub

Hesitant on blood too but much more calm

Actually just a lot more okay with gore in general

Loves to give oral

doesn't go on for too long tho

A lot of precum btw

Cums a good amount

#headcanons #not a request #x reader #hcs #smut #headcanon #Jebediah sawyer #bubba sawyer #texas chainsaw massacre #thomas hewitt #tcm #tcm headcanons

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 27 days

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So apparently some people new to Tumblr think a repost and a reblog are the same thing, so when they see creators asking for people to not repost, they're thinking the creators are saying to not reblog 😭

Y'all, a repost is when you copy/download the work and create a new post using the work making it seem as if it's yours. A reblog is you using a site provided feature to share the creator's post directly from the creator so that it's still credited to them and they still get all of the traction/notes from the work.

Please, reblog fics/art/etc. that you enjoy! Reblogging is not reposting! Creatives need support too, and reblogging is a way to do that!

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 1 month

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notice!

hi guys! I'm going to have to go on a bit of a hiatus for a while, I'll try and post when I get back!

#not a request #icecries

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 1 month

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Slenderverse masterlist

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Masky/Tim general headcanons

Creepypasta/slenderverse gen illness headcanons

#mini masterlist #masterlist #masky #masky marble hornets #marble hornets #mh tim wright #tim wright

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 1 month

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The Lorax masterlist

(banner by @benkeibear !!)

Onceler + Ted (familial!) headcanons

Onceler NSFW headcanons

#smut #headcanons #mini masterlist #masterlist #the lorax #the onceler #onceler #onceler fandom #onceler x reader

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 1 month

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Detroit: Become Human masterlist

Connor (RK800) horny thoughts headcanons

Yan!Daniel (PL600) x reader drabble

Horny!Yan!Daniel (PL600) x reader drabble

Ralph (WR600) Rupert (WB200) Daniel (PL600) headcanons

#detroit become human #dbh x reader #dbh #masterlist #mini masterlist

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 1 month

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onceler NSFW headcanons!

TW: descriptions of body parts, genitalia etc. Not much going on here tbh, slight sadism mention, please tell me if I missed anything!

Requests are open !

(banner by @cafekitsune !!)

Dick is like him ok

Long and pretty slender

Curves up ever so slightly

Rosy pink tip

Leaks a little bit of precum

Has a very very soft happy trail that's barely noticeable bc he trims a lot

So time for a big split bc this all depends a lot when you meet him

Pregreed!Onceler

Soft

Very gentle

Humble too

Goes pretty slowly and romantically

Not really a lot of Dom/sub stuff

Might go v soft either way tho

For Dom, ends up being a soft pleasure Dom

And for sub he's very obedient and all

Not a lot of sex happening at this point tbh

Lower libido

Does a the whole dim lights with soft candles and rose petals and all the romance

Rlly sweet tbh

But inexperienced

Will try and learn quick tho!

Aftercare is ok, he doesn't know what he's doing but he gets points for trying!!

Greed!Onceler

(NO THIS IS NOT THE GREEDLER THEY ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON AT DIFFERENT POINTS IN THE TIMELINE. IF I WRITE FOR ONCELER USUALLY I WRITE HIM IN MOVIE VERSION. IF YOU WANT ONCELER AND GREEDLER SEPARATE THEN SPECIFY.)

Ok so this is entitles businessman Onceler

Hard dom mostly

Ends up teasing a lot

Focuses on himself more

Arrogant and selfish

Oh you want romance? You want soft, slow sex?

Nope. Not getting it here.

Hes now fucking and that's it, one night stands only. And only hard and fast too

And if he subs (once in a blue moon) hes so bratty omg

Gets really kinky and nasty too

Low-key sadistic

Not usually physical more mental like humiliation and all

Gaining experience but not that experienced

Doesn't care as much about ur pleased anyways

No aftercare just sends you on your way

Postgreed!Onceler

Humbles down after he lost it all

Nicer

Stays a harder Dom but goes back to being a pleasure Dom

Very experienced

Subs very rarely still but will still be a slight brat, though more in a jokey way

Super nice

Cares a lot about your pleasure

Good aftercare too!

PLEASE REBLOG

#onceler headcanons #headcanons #not a request #x reader #hcs #smut #onceler #onceler fandom #onceler x reader #oncie #oncelut #the onceler #greedler x reader #greedler #TECHNICALLY SPEAKING KIND OF GREEDLER BUT NOT REALLY #the lorax #lorax 2012 #lorax

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 1 month

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Ralph (WR600), Rupert (WB200) and Daniel (PL600) headcanons

TW: none that I can think of really tbh!

Requests are open !!

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Ralph (WR600)

Very jittery (kinda canon tbh)

Super sweet and gets attached very easily

When androids get rights he gets a job in some sort of children's entertainment

Probably a magician or a clown or smth

If not that then idk either he's still squatting or smth

So all three of them go through some sort of rehabilitation program for androids

And ralphs learns to control his emotional outbursts a lot more

So he gets a lot more control in himself

Which is why he's able to later join the workforce !!

He's so proud of himself for that btw

He has a bunch of little gardens or plants he keeps as well

Joins a local gardening club

All the old ppl there immediately adopt him as their son btw

'gertrude don't you have an actual son?' 'my sons a bitch. Ralph can fucking garden. Ralph is my new son'

Rupert (WB200)

Joins some sort of animal care area

Vet, zoo caretaker, something of the sort

Loves birds so much omg

Takes care and has a side job in selling and raising courier pigeons

hes kind of the opposite of Ralph

Pretty grounded and very quiet and reserved

But both of them are really sweet

He only gets into rehab for hording tendencies (the pigeons in his nest) but really not much else unless you got the ending where Hank and Connor go after him

Probably also has a little farm but not because he enjoys it but rather more for his birds

Daniel (PL600)

So SO sweet omg

So nervous and jittery too

Also v paranoid

Becomes some sort of teaching assistant for young kids or a daycare worker or some sort of work like that

Loves kids but unlike how Ralph loves playing with kids and being childish he likes parental roles

Goes through a lot of rehab to be deemed ok enough to be let out

Occasionally relapses into paranoia

Children really do calm him down tho

Would probably try to adopt a child or start a family at some point because he loves children so much

PLEASE REBLOG

#headcanons #not a request #detroit become human #headcanon #daniel dbh #daniel pl600 #Wb200 #rupert dbh #Rupert wb200 #ralph dbh #ralph wr600 #dbh headcanons #wr600

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 1 month

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blog maintenance will be happening this Friday !

#not a request #icecries

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xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx · 1 month

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My Hero Academia Kahoot headcanons!

An: this has been sitting in my drafts collecting cobwebs and I haven't watched anime at all in forever skvsjdbdjr I need to watch more anime and keep going w the stuff in my drafts

We all know it's chaotic as fuck

Aizawa is (as always) too tired

So he sets up a little Kahoot for them

It's a Kahoot on basic hero knowledge

Should be pretty simple and easy right? They get to practice their knowledge and have some nice, healthy competition!

WRONG

first thing he should've noticed was names

Here are everyone's Kahoot names

Aoyama - Roquefort

Mina - #1 BARBZ UNITE

Tsuyu - Kermit sewerslide

Iida Tenya - Iida (he's so strict w the rules like bby RELAX)

Uraraka - cha ching

Ojiro - Mr Miyagi

Denki - Joe has ligma :(

Kirishima - Dwayne Johnson

Kouji + Sato (they decided to work together) - Rock candy

Shouji - doesn't play and just does hw

Jirou - Bluetooth speakers

sero - serotape

Tokoyami - Egar Allen Poe

Todoroki - peppermint

hagakure - John Cena

bakugo - Lord Explosion Murder

midoriya - broccoli

mineta - the hub

Momo - momo (strict number 2)

And that should have been his first sign to stop but does he? No. No he does not.

Deku is in first place (obvi)

Followed by bakugo and Iida who are neck and neck

Then Mineta (somehow)

And then Deku falls behind and loses a bit

AMD THEN DENKI MANAGES TO BE THE ONLY ONE RIGHT ON A QUESTION AND GET FIRST PLACE

so bakugo gets pissy and screams out mid lesson "WHO THE FUCK IS JOE WHAT THE FUCK IS LIGMA, I DONT CARE WHAT SHIT HE HAS IM KILLING JOE"

and denki stokes fuel in the fire and shouts out "JOE MAMA LIGMA BALLS"

...

Bakugo throws hands safe to say.

Ends with a couple broken arms and aizawa formally sending an apology to all parents via email.

It was beautiful btw and they always do a last hour of the last lesson of the week Kahoot time to revise

And they do it when they get dorms

Tho after a while Kahoot gets banned BC bakugo keeps throwing too many hands

i don’t go to the my hero fandom school anymore (and i haven’t since there was only one season) but god spoke to me and he said “what if class 1-A had kahoot” and i think someone more deserving of that thought could use it

#headcanons #not a request #headcanon #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #MHA #Bnha #mha headcanons #bnha headcanons #Kahoot #Oof this has been sitting in drafts for a while #Ty for prompt btw tho !!

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