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ungrateful-sneeze · 6 months

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It’s 7 year old Peters turn to ask a question at an iron man meet and greet.

Tony: *preparing himself to answer another question about how iron man flys and shoots his lasers*

Peter: hi Mr Stark! I’ve been waiting for hours to ask you this question: can you get Dr Banners autograph for me?

Tony: …

Peter: he my favourite scientist, I’ve read all his papers :) *hands him paper* thanks. *walks away*

Tony: *the audacity of this child*

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ljlokijinx · 24 days

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Steve, after Peter revealed his identity: You're telling me, I almost killed a FIFTEEN year old?!

Peter: Don't give yourself the credit honey, if that was you almost killing me, then i've already died thrice.

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yourmyfavoriteperson · 7 months

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Bruce: Tony what are you doing?

Tony: I need to search that thing

Bruce: What "thing" are you gonna search Tony?

Peter: *Appears out of nowhere* Hi Mr Stark and Mr Bruce

Tony: Ahh here it is

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sytoran · 1 year

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wanda: i’m proud to identify as moronsexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. someone asked me what the spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now i dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

y/n: what kind of animal is the pink panther?

wanda, already taking off her clothes: god, y/n, you’re so fucking stupid.

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firegal19 · 11 months

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Pietro: You never know when you’re going to find your dream person, Y/n. Anyone on the street could be your happy ever after.

Y/n: It feels like you looked up, “How to talk to your bisexual friends.”

Pietro: …Yeah, I did. Did it help?

Y/n: A little, yeah

Pietro: That was the plan!

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juiles · 1 year

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Y/N: *part of the new gen of avengers* i’ve decided i am a gremlin in the shape of a human that lives off spite and pettiness.

Clint: *spits out coffee*

Wanda: *visibly concerned*

Natasha: wha- I-

Peter: mood

Yelena: accurate.

Kate: i feel that.

Tony: *full on confused* what the HELL just happened?!

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checkingoutforheroes · 8 months

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Bike 🏍

Y/n: Hey Nat. Can I have a bike?

Natasha: Yeah, I can get you a bicycle. What kind?

Y/n: No, not bicycle. A superbike.

Yelena: That's so cool sis!

Natasha: Nope. Bicycle, yes.

Y/n: But you have one.. I want one.

Yelena: I want one too!

Y/n: See, Yelena wants one, too. Can we have one?

Yelena & Y/n: Please..

Natasha: No, it's dangerous. You can get hurt easily so, no. Not for you at least. You don't even know how to ride a bicycle, how do you know how to ride a superbike?

Y/n: You and Yelena can teach me! Pleaseeeeee. Yelena, say please.

Yelena: it's two against one, sis.

Natasha: I'm gonna regret this.

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jackiequick · 7 months

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Agents of SHIELD Incorrect Quotes 🔏

-> In other words, Nikolai, Melissa, Marlene and Amelia being idiots ;)

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Maria Hill: Report of your mission with Melissa Wallace.

Marlene: Target was taken out.

Maria Hill: Very go-

Marlene: Then I took her to a lovely restaurant. Candle lit dinner. I proposed by the end of it. She has my last name now.

Maria Hill: I—

—~~—

Nikolai: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Marlene: You people already know too much about me.

Melissa: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Amelia: Leave the poor girl alone!

—~~—

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Marlene: Shit.

Nikolai: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Melissa: OH MY GOD AMELIA FELL OFF!!!

—~~—

Amelia: Am I in trouble?

Nikolai: Take a guess.

Amelia: No?

Nikolai: Take another guess.

—~~—

Marlene, tending to Nikolai’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Nikolai: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

—~~—

Melissa: Is something burning?

Marlene: Just my love for you.

Melissa: Honey, the toaster is on fire.

—~~—

Nikolai: I can explain.

Amelia: Can you?

Nikolai: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

—~~—

Amelia: Someone will die.

Melissa: Of fun!

—~~—

Melissa: I turned out perfectly fine!

Marlene: Babe, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Melissa: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

—~~—

Marlene: I prevented a murder today.

Amelia: Really? How’d you do that?

Marlene: Easy. Self control.

—~~—

Nikolai: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Melissa: What did you do?

Nikolai: Nobody died.

Melissa: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

—~—

Nick Fury: I know you snuck out last night, Marlene.

Melissa: Play dumb!

Marlene: Who's Marlene?

Melissa: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

—~~—

Nikolai: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Marlene: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Amelia: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Melissa: Well shit!

—~~—

Nikolai: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Amelia: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Nikolai: Absolutely not.

—~~—

Melissa: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Marlene: Oh, I’m always running!

Melissa: The question is from what.

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Maria Hill: You know those things will kill you, right?

Nikolai, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Marlene, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Melissa: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

—~~—

Nick Fury: I think we're missing something.

Amelia: Teamwork?

Melissa: Cohesion?

Marlene: Research?

Nikolai: A general sense of what we’re doing?

—~~—

Amelia: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Marlene: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Nikolai: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Melissa: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Coulson: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

—~~—

Coulson: Anyone d-

Melissa: Depressed?

Nikolai: Drained?

Amelia: Dumb?

Marlene: Disliked?

Coulson: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

—~~—

Marlene: Good morning.

Nikolai: Good morning.

Melissa: Good morning.

Amelia: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Nick Fury: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Amelia: Just like that!

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ask-missparker · 4 months

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They do best friends like no other🍾 Cole & Mia Incorrect Quotes

Mia: Here's some advice.

Cole: I didn't ask for any, love.

Mia: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Mia: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Cole: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Mia, very angry at him: Go to Hell.

Cole, tearing up: I wish I could.

Mia, tries not to laugh at that: Hehehe!

Cole, glares crying: NOT FUNNY.

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Mia: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Cole: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Cole: Why you crying?

Mia, sobbing: The Tv froze at the part before Anakin’s shirtless scene.

Cole: NOOOO!

Mia: That’s what i said!

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Mia, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Cole: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Cole: You’re my best friend, you know that?

Mia: Aww—wait what did you do?

Cole: I ate the last Pop Tart.

Mia: I-

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Mia: If we’re both still single by 28 let’s get married. What do you say?

Cole, tearing up: I do.

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Mia: This is such a bad idea.

Cole: Then why are you coming along?

Mia: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Cole: This is why I love you.

——-

Cole: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Mia: That's why I carry two swords duh.

——

Mia, struggling to keep upright in their 3 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Cole, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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sendmentalsupport · 6 months

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The Avengers: Carol is the strongest person, out of everyone here and you made us fight Loki and Ultron without her?

Fury: Yup.

The Avengers: *shocked*

Fury: You’re also named after her.

The Avengers:

Fury: What? She’s my favourite.

The Avengers:

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ungrateful-sneeze · 7 months

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All the avengers hanging out and wallowing on Father’s Day cause they are all orphans.

Peter hands Tony a Father’s Day card

The avengers watching: *omg they are finally going to realize they see each other as father and son*

Tony: *being oblivious as usual* omg Peter you taught DUM-E how to write that’s so cute.

Peter: *cough* yeah Mr Stark that exactly what I did.

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purpleprincessonfyre · 28 days

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Okay so apparently it is not common knowledge that technically Ethan and I met outside the Tower...it's complicated. I knew who he was I just had never really...well you'll see. So here is the story of how we met. You are welcome @ask-missparker

Ethane - Who Could Stay?

Ship: Ethane aka Ethan Lensherr @gcthvile and Liane Felton

Mentions: Mia Parker @jackiequick, Rochelle Romanoff-Felton and Cole Lensherr

Setting: 2012, Battle of New York

IB: The Archer by Taylor Swift and Avengers (2012)

After only a few months of training, some straight talking from agents and a couple pep talks from her new friends, Liane Felton finally felt like she had a handle on this heroine thing. Granted she hadn't exactly planned on fighting an army of aliens in New York City while a trickster God taunted them with his power and menace but sometimes thems the breaks. Liane watched as the fliers started darting off towards an alleyway and looked around for anyone following them.

Everyone else according to the comms channel seemed to be otherwise engaged so she took it upon herself to deal with them. How hard could it be? She'd only seen three, maybe five heading that way. She ran towards the alleyway and her eyes glowed purple, preparing to incinerate her enemies and grinned. Easy peasy. But as she started the number of chitauri was suddenly growing quite rapidly by the minute. Soon she was almost entirely surrounded.

"Easy they come, easy they go,

I jump from the train, I ride off alone,

I never grew up, its getting so old,

Help me hold onto you."

Her fear was starting to overcome her anger and that fury fire in her belly no longer felt very strong. She tapped her comms very swiftly.

"Ummmmm help? Anyone? I um I can't do this..."

"Well, there's a first time for everything, Felton." Came a second voice as someone from up above swooped down, his eyes glowing with green energy, a smirk of slight superiority. Liane knew she recognised him but couldn't quite place where she knew him from.

"Look there was not this many when I entered the alley."

"Obviously. But if you're gonna put a target on your back, might I suggest you actually follow through?"

Liane scoffed but knew he was right. She still didn't quite have a handle on her abilities despite her best efforts. Ever since joining this team and moving into the Sandbox her anger had started to subside which had given her the impression she had gotten the hang of things. When in reality she just had less to be angry about.

"Darkside, I search for your darkside,

But what if I'm all right, right, right here?

And I cut off my nose just to spite my face,

Then I hate my reflection, for years and years."

"You shouldn't be afraid to ask for help, none of us signed up for a war."

"I know that, trust me."

"Why can't you use your fire?"

"Cause...I'm not angry. I'm scared."

"Huh. Oh I'm Ethan by the way, we've met before but I doubt you've even acknowledged my existence yet."

Ethan! Of course, that's who she was talking to.

"Yeah I know who you are."

"Really? Cause you had a deer in the headlights look like I have never seen when I landed." He blasted a few aliens that were approaching her effortlessly. He smiled at her, tossing her a gun.

"You know how to use one of these?"

"I'm a Felton. Yes, obviously."

"Great. Use it."

Liane scowled, she wasn't a fan of being shown up by this guy. Her eyes started to change colour again as she started shooting. Ethen flanked her, attacking aliens at her back while she covered the ones approaching her. Then she ran out of ammo.

"Oh...I did not check if that was fully loaded."

"Seriously!"

"Hey not my fault you have trouble performing under pressure."

"You shut up!"

"Sorry, sorry. You could probably try screaming at them? That might piss them off."

"You absolute mother-"

"I've been the archer

I've been the prey

Screaming who could ever leave me darling?

But who could stay?

(I see right through me, I see right through me)"

But before she could finish her sentence, Ethan grabbed her from behind, lifting her up into the air and holding out her hands to the remaining chitauri, incinerating them all instantly as her eyes blazed and furious lavender flames hurtled from out of her hands in quick succession. The whole alleyway was ablaze, the sounds of chitauri screaming as the flames destroyed their bodies. Ethan smiled.

"Nice one, turns out there is an off and on switch for your powers."

"You did that on purpose!"

"You. Are welcome. I figured out your trigger and you killed some aliens. Thank me later."

"I-"

He wasn't wrong. She had managed to channel her rage into a burst of flame and taken out the enemy very easily. She looked down at her hands that were now scarred with purple swirling patterns from her fire and sighed as the fire left her eyes and the street was no longer ablaze. She could control it. It just took a little extra thinking time. Ethan held her tight and flew away from the carnage and helped her land on a rooftop with him. There was a long pause as she got her bearings.

"All the king's horses, all the king's men

Couldn't put me together again

'Cause all of my enemies started out friends

Help me hold onto you."

"Thank you, Ethan."

"No worries. Now we know what pushes your buttons, we just need to figure out if there's a healthier way to trigger your fire."

"But not right now?"

"Correct. Right now we need you to take all that unchecked rage and use it to burn up a few dozen aliens apiece. You got that?"

"Just for the record, I did remember you."

"Okay now that's a lie."

"Why?"

"Because the last time I spoke to you, you called me Cole. That's my brothers name."

"Oh..."

"It's okay. I know we're all just serfs and peasants to you."

"How dare-"

"Hey!" Came over the comms, a very frustrated sounding Agent Parker from back at SHIELD. "If you two are quite down with your Lovers Quarrel, the team need a hand capturing Loki!"

"I'm sorry what?"

"No no that is not-"

"How could you even-"

"That's just-"

"You heard me. Save the flirting for later."

Liane sighed and looked at Ethan. Then she looked off into the distance and saw the fray awaiting them.

"You go high, I'll stay low?"

"Sounds like a plan, Felton." He grinned and picked her up carefully and flew back towards the STARK Tower and dropped her off carefully before heading upwards to try and catch Loki. Liane landed beside Rochelle who was furiously slicing at aliens with her laser blades.

"And just where have you been?"

"Got sidetracked. Won't happen again."

"Good cause we're getting our asses handed to us. You mind?"

"Sure thing."

Liane's eyes turned purple as she started blasting through the aliens with her fire, back in the fight. Maybe it wasn't so bad being in control. And maybe, just maybe, it was fun working as a team. Her eye caught Ethan's as they were both fighting and she swore she saw him wink at her as they took at chitauri and the battle wore on. It wasn't Liane's worst meet cute to say the least. Ah shit. She was catching feelings. It had been ten whole minutes. And that made her a bit angry. At least her fire was doing its job again. Shit.

"You could stay

You could stay

You...

Combat, I'm ready for combat..."

There! That's the true story. Weirdest part is that you were there Mia but I guess it didn't occur to you that that was the spark that made us fall in love...

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ljlokijinx · 4 months

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Tony: WHERE are your self preservation skills?!

Peter: I put 'em in a locked jar and eat them on my toast!

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yourmyfavoriteperson · 5 months

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Sam: *Kiss bucky on the cheek*

Bucky: what was that for?*Wipe off the kiss on his cheek*