cupioromantic-simp - Tumblr blog

cupioromantic-simp · 3 months

Text

(Glenn x reader) (sorry I’m sleepy it’s bad) (requests open)

“Hey man I can I get a brake it’s just plastic it’s not that loud”

“Ron’s a light sleeper you know that”

“Yeah but Ron’s Ron he’s chill”

“Yeah I- your right”

“Of course I am, come here” he ushers me over “you wanna light it?”

I chuckle softly “god this is just like college..”

“And high school”

“And high school” i smile gently “sure, hand me the lighter, lighter man”

He hands me the lighter and I try to flick it on and after five failed attempts Glenn put his hand over mine and successfully lights it on the first try “your still shit at that”

“My nails are short not my fault”

“Yeah sure” he moves my hand and lights his surprisingly tight bowl how did he fined a bong in the forgotten realms? If there’s a will there’s a way that’s how

“Hey man your one to talk you used to light up with a full on barbecue lighter”

He chuckles and pulls back exhaling with a plume of smoke “only cus you came over all the time and could never use normal lighters”

“Really that’s what you’re going with? I saw Morgan light with a candle once”

“Yeah but that’s only because she got all esoteric, like that caterpillar from Alice in whatever land and wanted to look the part” he pauses slightly and his face falls “I was-I was a terrible father”

“Hey now don’t get all down like that you did the best with what you had”

He slumps into my side hiding his face in my shoulder

“Come on Glenn you did great nicks a great kid”

“Nickolas is a good kid, nick used to cry himself to sleep because I was never home” he mumbles into my arm

“Well I- you got me there but hey my mom was never home and I’m doing just fine”

“Yeah it’s just- I’m never gonna se how MY kid turned out you know?”

“I’ll be honest, i don’t know, I have no clue, but if it makes you feel better your gonna see how my kid turns out and to her knowledge you helped raise her, so that’s something I guess”

“ but what if in the original timeline you raised her well and in this one I fucked it up?”

“what if the sea was filled with Marbles and ducks where called bobbles now I think that’s a more pressing question”

He chuckles “What?! That- that’s so- I don’t even know how to respond to that” I wrap my arm around his shoulder

“Listen if you messed up my kid than it probably just combated the messing up that I did so she’s going to turn out fine, and look nick was almost exactly like me at that age except he had cooler friends than i did so if your kid found his crowd I think you did just fine, your a great dad Glenn and don’t be like oh but that put me in jail for- I don’t care! Your a good dad given how much of a prick your dad was and so like fuck him your amazing” I look down at him and he’s snoring softly “love you man, you deserved better”

#glenn close #glenn close x reader #Glenn close x male reader #dndads x reader #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dragons #dndads #dndaddies #dndads fic #dndads fanfic

7 notes · View notes

cupioromantic-simp · 3 months

Text

!Request things!

Fandoms

- pjo, hoo, toa

- adventure time,Fiona and cake

- Lego ninjago

- Dungeons and daddies (s1&s2)

- The Magnus archives

- Literally any other fandom you can throw at me

Will not do

- things that I find weird

- Oc content (sorry but it’s hard)

- Smut, lemon, lime, etc

Other things

- I’m fucking terrible at cxc I’m sorry you can still give me them but just warning you

- I’m more comfortable writing male or gn stuff and like mlm things because I’m boy-ish and gay-ish so I have more experience writing that

12 notes · View notes

cupioromantic-simp · 5 months

Text

In (late) celebration of getting asshole Jay back, I’m force feeding you memories restored pre rejoining the ninjas Jay angst bc is like past 11:00 pm and stuff as I’m writing this shit

“Jay, come to bed man”

“I can’t I have work and files and- and-“ he sighs heavily and his shoulders drop “alright” he walks over slowly and collapses next to you still in his suit and tie tucking his head in to your shoulder and wrapping his arms around you

You run your hands slowly through his hair “you doin’ alright Jay?”

“I- yeah” he sighs and his arms loosen around you as he deflates in to the mattress you can tell he’s lying but you don’t push it instead pressing soft kisses to his face but it’s seems to make it worse as he starts to tear up

“Oh Jay, baby I’m sorry I didn’t-“

“It’s just hard… without everyone, I-… I miss her, I-, I really do..” you pull him closer into you as sobs rack his body

“I-… I miss her to… I miss them all, but… I.. I have you, don’t I? You and me against the world, no matter what”

“I don’t want to be against the world anymore… I don’t want it to be just you and me again”

“I-…” you don’t know what to say to that “I’m sorry.. it’s- I-…” you bite your lip and chuckle sadly “that’s- thats just how the cookie crumbles…”

He pauses “yeah..” he sighs curling into more “yeah I guess it is”

“I love you Jay”

“i-… yeah, I know”

#ninjago fanfiction #ninjago nya #ninjago lego #ninjago jay #jay walker #jay walker x reader #ninjago headcanons #ninjago #fanfic #angst #lego ninjago #ninjago hc

18 notes · View notes

cupioromantic-simp · 5 months

Text

Okokokok sit the blooper support this idea dc they act like themselves in them(mostly) I have had this Hc for like soooo long!!!!

The Ninjago Movie is so much Funner if you pretend it's an in-universe movie produced by Dareth

The sharks go "nom-nom-nom-nom-nom" ? Dareth cheaped out on sound effects

Ninjago is now by an idyllic beach instead of a treacherous desert ? Dareth though it'd be more "movie-like"

Sensei Wu is an annoying goofball ? It's literally canon that that's how Dareth sees him

"She's a girl AND a ninja ! Can't she really have it all ?" Classic Dareth misogyny

"ULtImATE ULTRA MeGA WEapoN" or whatever ? Darethhhhhh

The villain is a cat ? Like, a literal, actual, house cat ? Dareth thought it'd be funny

Misako was replaced by an ass-kicking MILF ??? You KNOW that was Dareth's idea

I could keep goin on and on. The entire movie works *perfectly* as Dareth's creation. Whenever something feels weird, out-of-place, silly, Dareth Did It is the answer

#ninjago #lego ninjago movie #ninjago dareth #elemental master of hot air #dareth did it #ninjago hc

698 notes · View notes

cupioromantic-simp · 5 months

Text

Hc: List of hights in ninjago

1. Pixel, 6’4. Gorgeous gorgeous girls are also gorgeous gorgeous skyscrapers like wowza, but also it makes sense because she needs lots of space to put all that machinery (no not lake that get your head out of the gutter) her ponytail also ads like an inch and a half on top of that

2. Cole, 6’1, my guy is a menace like 6’1 AND a boxers body… gentle giant frfr, he’s a bit upset he’s not the tallest anymore but he’s still chill with it because everyone still comes to him to get stuff of the top shelves

3. Zane, 6’0 exactly including his hair because it’s not really… hair it’s more like tightly packed steel wool, he’s vaguely aware that he’s extremely tall but he still forgets sometimes, he’s like a big dog that still thinks it’s a small puppy, it’s adorable, he’s also okay with being shorter than pixel bc the hight difference is perfect for forehead kisses

4. Kai, 5’10 (+1/2), the opposite of zane this funky fella definitely has big dog syndrome, he thinks he’s the tallest, strongest guy but he’s just silly and passionate, zane has definitely not been able to reach things sometimes and Kai comes up like ‘let me help you with that bbg *wink emoji*’ and than spent an hour in his room listening to mitski bc he was struck with the realization that he is in fact not the tallest guy in the entire universe

5. Nya, 5,10 also, that probably added to Kai’s height complex because she’s also been slightly shorter than him, she doesn’t really care about her height she’s vaguely aware she’s above average height for a girl in her age group but she honestly doesn’t give a shit ether way she’s happy with herself

6. Jay, 5’6, short and full of rage, hasn’t grown a centimetre since he’s was 12, used to be ‘tall for his age’ but used all his height points up to soon, just starting to look like not a total bean stock anymore but the gymnasts body is not helping at all

7. Lloyd 5,2, tiny baby boy, a bit tall for an 11 year old but still not vary tall at all, even more rage filled than jay this goofy little guy is like a feral Chihuahua, he will bite you if you call him short, he will probably bite you even if you don’t call him short, he just likes biting people

#ninjago lego #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #jay walker #ninjago jay #ninjago cole #ninjago nya #kai ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago #pixel ninjago #ninjago fandom #ninjago fanfiction #fandom #ninjago hc #ninjago headcanons

39 notes · View notes

cupioromantic-simp · 5 months

Text

Head cannon: the ninjas in heals

Jay

- my man is stumbling in anything over over two inches

- He can walk in kitten heals and that is it

- Mostly because his mom had only two pairs and nothing over 1 1/2 inches

- Because he definitely played with his moms heals

- Guy grew up poor he didn’t have many friends he was clumsy and clueless and rocking his moms kitten pumps

- He has fantastic balance but as soon as he has to move he’s wobbly as all hell

- 4/10

Zane

- no.

- My guy is cool collected and sexy as hell

- But

- He it NOT calibrated for anything except flats

- Like I mean hes perfectly balanced to be able the stand still and stuff

- So if you throw that off even with like those forwards leaning running shoes

- Flat on his face in less than a second

- PLATFORMS HOWEVER

- My boy can serve in platform’s

- But he’s already quite tall (6’0 exactly) so he sees no real reason to where anything but flats

- He likes to feel grounded

- 1/10

Nya

- *sigh*….

- Your going to hate me but

- No.

- Like she *can* she just doesn’t want to

- She can SLAY the runway mama

- But it makes her feel weird

- She can walk in anything under four inches

- But she never had the chance to really learn from anyone

- But there aren’t really any places for her to sensibly be in heals

- So she sticks to flats

- But she still can and WILL kick your ass in her convers dress combo

- So be warned

- 6/10

Kai

- yes but absolutely not

- Bro can STRUT

- He just… won’t

- Probably also played with his moms heals as a kid ngl

- He just gives of the vibe

- He will if absolutely necessary but that is it

- Or if a pretty person asks vary nicely

- But he’s more the

- ‘Cool I can do it, awesome!… now what?’

- Nothing over 3 1/2 inches though

- 7/10

Cole

- Yeah.

- Girl what where you expecting

- Girly was raised in a theatre house

- Literally!

- You think 8yo cole WASN’T braking his ankles trying to memorize the Chicago choreography

- Because if you do you’re vary vary wrong

- My guy can kick your ass in a solid five inches

- He has the mind of a dancer and the body of a boxer

- Tbh he’s probably point shoe certified

- He just doesn’t want to anymore because of dancer trauma™️

- 8/10

Lloyd

- bitch you thought

- No way can this child walk in heals

- Maybe like half an inch

- but nothing more or he is crying with a scraped knee on the floor

- Like the goof was raised in a all boys boarding school

- And had no parental figures until the ninjas

- And even after the ninjas took him in he didn’t like them bc they were kind assholes to him

- He never really had the chance to play with his moms heals

- Nya kept her door super duper locked

- And he never really wanted to learn ether

- Plus heals are for losers and girls

- 1/10

Pixel

- talking about losers and girls

- (tho she isn’t really ether)

- YES!!!!!!

- My girl may be the tallest of all of them

- BUT

- She is also one of the wold’s most advanced technical advancements

- She also had to attend many galas as dr.borgs assistant/child

- The highest she can go is seven inches

- But she’s also like six foot four

- So she doesn’t really find the need to wear heals that tall

- She usually wears an inch or less

- It’s more professional that way

- More practical as well

- 10/10

#ninjago #lego ninjago #kai ninjago #ninjago nya #ninjago jay #ninjago cole #ninjago lloyd #pixel ninjago #lloyd garmadon #jay walker #kai smith #nya smith #cole brookstone #ninjago fandom #ninjago fanfiction #ninjago headcanons #ninjago hc #ninjago lego

43 notes · View notes

cupioromantic-simp · 5 months

Text

#shit post #meme #i am begging for an audience for my autism #night vale #night vale podcast #gravity falls #podcast #poll #tumblr polls #my polls #tma fandom #the magnus institute

32 notes · View notes

cupioromantic-simp · 5 months

Text

Consume my children!

Eat this

5 notes · View notes

cupioromantic-simp · 5 months

Text

Jon x corruption avatar

Jon clicks the button on the tape recorder and the sound resides through out the room

“Statement of”

You state your full name and occupation

“-About entity driven events during my life time”

“Recorded direct from subject by Jonathan sims…” he looks disappointed in you maby that you didn’t tell him or maybe because you are telling him

You take a deep breath and sigh

“First things first I’m sorry for not making a statement after the Jane prentis attack I was worried you’d turn on me I’m sure you’ll see why…

My first experience with a deep internal fear was when I was six me and my mother where on a vacation at a motel near our house not really a vacation per say but it had a pool and and arcade so that’s really all that mattered to me

We had go to this one specific location multiple times but this time it was different it was about twenty years before they closed it up and they whet going through repairs changing out some stuff and adding things to make it more hip for the non-locals

We- me and my mother-where in the pool.. well I was my mother never really liked getting her hair wet and I decided to just float on my back in the pool because I was a shy kid I didn’t know how to interact with people even at six and as I was floating I looked up at the ceiling and.. one of the panels where gone and you could see pipes and wires and… so so much dust I was going to call out to my mom and tell her how dangerous I found it

B-but when I opened my mouth a string of dust fell from the open panel and.. and in to my mouth

I-I can still remember it I gagged so hard I threw up in the pool it was as thick as dryer lint and I- I think I passed out because I don’t remember most of what happened there I just remember that the blankets in our room where the deducting green-brown and that I had an allergic reaction to it ether that or a rash

The next I remember is more clusters of things like wanting to vomit every time I saw bare feet on tile, or that if you pop a pimple wrong it can get in to your blood and cause sepsis, or the fact there where always fruit flies in our house because my mom didn’t have time to clean and I was so forgetful that I whole only remember to bring my mugs down because there was a thick layer of twisting curling mold of top of whatever I was drinking ten days ago

I remember learning that penicillin was just apple mold so I left a slice out for a little over a year just to see what happened

Mold happened obviously

All things rot and decompose I’ve-

I’ve come to peace with that

Sounds like a weird thing to have to come to peace with

I’ve also come to peace with the fact that everything is dirty

Nothing is clean it’s just how it is

Everything touched by human hands is dirty and humans have the need to touch everything

Whether there supposed to or not

I think that’s why it got me the thing that’s corroding the iron in my blood, flaking my skin and molding my meat

And I mean it not in the meat in my fridge though it is in the food but the meat in my body if you can call it that

I am meat and my meat is moldy and crawling with rot and decay

That’s why I didn’t quite care about the worms I think…

Or that they didn’t care about me in the way they cared about Jane

You read her statement you know

‘I am a home for that which loves me’

No it’s not like that

‘I am consumed by that which wants and crawls in the dirt and the air and the ground and the halls and the food and the water it sinks in to my skin and in to my stomach and up my throat and in to the pool and in to the filters and in to the skin of the others who return it to me because I am it’s master and it owns me and I am so full and connected and so so scared’”

You and Jon stare at each other for al least thirty seconds

“S-… um.. s-statement ends…”

He moves his hand to the tape recorder but his hand trembles before he can touch anything

You can feel that he can feel it all around the dust, dead skin, the paper mold I mean who knows where that tape recorder has bean, how long, what kind of plastic mold crawls and hides and feasts you’ve really been touching that thing Jon? Who knows what bacteria you’ve spread with that thi-

“STOP!” Jon if visibly shaking “how-..what… why did you do that?!”

“Hmm? I’m not sure, I don’t know if it was even a conches decision, is it weird being on the receiving end of an avatar spell thing? Because i know it’s weird when you do your little statement suction thing”

“I um-“

“Oh you didn’t understand how horrific things like that are, you up set your self with the thought that you’ve been doing a similar thing to people”

You move you hand wanting to comfort him some how but quickly realize that holding his hand with your corrupted fungi filled strangely soft hands it would probably send him in to another fear fuelled panic so you just move your hand back in to your lap

“I’m.. sorry Jon, I… I think I’ll be going now, for awhile, you should um clean the apartment I think… I- I’m not sure what to say… goodbye Jon”

You click off the tape recorder for him before leaving

32 notes · View notes

cupioromantic-simp · 5 months

Text

Martin x spiral avatar

“Well it’s like… it’s called Michael but that’s not what that is it’s who he might have used to been but it’s also a real name that is called and when it’s called they’ve’d answer

You know? Like

it’s not it’s name because it is it’s ‘what do they call you’ because it used to be what they’ve’d whold have bean if it was he and he is Michael … does that make sense?”

Martin stands at the counter pouring tea the cup has been long since filled boiling water spills over as he stairs in to nothing not noticing the heater scorching his hand

“Good lord Martin!” you stand and rush over taking the cup and kettle out of his hands “are you okay?!”

The skin on his hand is already starting to blister and bleed

“P-pardon? What- ow oh my god! What’s happened?!”

“That’s not the problem these look like serious burns martin, I’ll drive you to the hospital”

“I- yeah that- that’s a good idea…”

“We should tell Jon before we leave, he’ll freak if we leave without telling him,” you Gide him out of the staff room “you can take a seat and wait for me if you need?”

“I’ll- yeah”

…

Knock knock

“Heyyyyy Jon” you close the door behind you “me and Martin might need the day or so off”

He sighs loudly and you can hear the faint whirring of a tape recorder

“I told you you can’t just take days of to go on dates with martin this is the second time this week and I-“

“No it’s not that, I need to drive Martin to the hospital”

“Why what’s happened? Is it those damed worms again! I said to be careful!” He sighs and mumbles something about how incompetent everyone is

“No, um it’s not that he um- burnt himself making tea spilled hot water on his hand, I was explaining Michael to him and guess he-“

“What?” Jon turns and looks at you

“I need to take him to the emergency room it’s pritty bad and-“

“No no I herd that I don’t care. You were explaining Michael? H-how”

“Well it’s really simple actually if you remember what he looks like it’s not it but it’s them because he is it but it’s not he and vice versa he’s full of nothing and so he’s empty because it’s everything which means they’re are something and they’ve are Michael Because that’s what he’s always been so that’s what it’s not choosing to be, it’s like vanilla flavouring a drop is vanilla and a bottle is vanilla the difference is the concentration even though it’s technically the same concentration the difference is just the amount it’s exactly the same but also extremely different, you understand right?”

He looks just like Martin did a few minutes ago completely frozen in place look around with his eyes trying to calculate something in his head

“I can’t deal with explaining things to you I need to get Martin to the hospital” you walk across the room to the door “huh? I didn’t know where ales to paint our office doors? You made a good choice on the colour though Jon, the yellow really brightens up the room”

Jon perks up “Wait do-!”

You close the door in front of you and turn forward to move to his left you run walk move wander continue stumbling for days which takes seconds to get confudelling to be interested

“This isn’t sensefull” you go in the top of the stairs and turn to you forward and walk out of a painting and are met with a person With curling eyes and panicked hair “oh hello what might you be?”

She turns forward and cocks her head at you “are you the.. thing.. that.. lives? Here”

“Hmm? Do I live or am I just an existence, I think I’m a person I still have existing so I’d say no… so yes I do-not live but I might do it here” your voice comes out crisp and warm like burnt tinfoil you have spoken in a long time so it’s rattling to hear a video and listen to the clear crystallized frames of your voice producing those pictures of words

“Is this it? What door do I take to get out” she shoves a map into you

“Shit! My map! God damn it!” She starts to scratch at your senter trying to grab you out of the map you hold her away from it with your hand

“That’s not vary nice, if you wanted to leave you could have just ask”

“Bloody hell? Fine? How do I leave?” She pops out of nowhere and in to somewhere away

“See all you had to do was ask” you whisper in to her ear

You stand up to the side you head just barely touching the floor no it’s not quite the floor it’s the inside of what what’s you before you whet it

“Ah.. that’s it I’m not Michael.. what am I?.. we should go find out” you walk out of the in and in to the out of the door in the middle of the archives

“Um.. h-hello is someone there?” A voice calls out of a door to and office with the label ‘head archivist’

“If it’s you me.Lukas I-I already told you my answer..”

you close the door and walk out

The man inside stars at you slowly and calls a name

“Is that mine?” You ask

“I-is w-what yours?” He looks around nervously and alert

“My… ‘name’… is that it? Do I own a part of that name, is sounds like a very stupid name,” you repeat the name over and over once

“M-mayby” he seems to be breathing heavily tears stabbing his eyes

You move a finger to his eye he is frozen in fear and you slowly smooth the tear out of his eye with your thumb

“Martin… you should’ve not done that… your much to pretty to be leaking from your eyes…” you stand up straight “hmm strange… how do we might know your name” you laugh like a whiny kicked puppy with four sharp inhales and a soft sigh at the end “how fun..”

White Smokey tendrils form in the corners of the small office as ‘Martin’ stares blankly at you

He sits down in his chair and blows a tendril of smoke of his tea

“Gosh! That’s a nasty burn there! How’d you get it?” He bites his lip and shakes trying to hold back tears but fails miserably as he grips his mug in his hands tendrils of smoke reforming on his tea as more smoke fills the room “what’s wrong Martin? You look upset?”

He shakes in place “leave.”

“Pardon?-“

“LEAVE!” His cup shatters in his hand spilling hot tea onto his hand “fuck!” He runs his hand over his face and chokes back a sob

“Are you alright? That looks like it might’ve been painful if it was hot did you do that on purpose Because if you did it on purpose you shouldn’t have done it at all beca-“

“Stop… just leave… please..”

“Hmm.. alright i suppose,” you walk through the wall in to your door “Good bye, have fun without me I hope”

(I fucking live for writing spiral content!)

25 notes · View notes