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call me pro snape(or like pro anyone) and im stealing your kneecaps

i dont lie when i say i hate every adult in hp, especially those who had mentorship/parentship with harry🥱 and who say "you have your mother's eyes" or "you're a copy of your father"(applies to lupin too, but at least he's nice on his own)

so yeah

i dont side with any adult characters in here, let that be clear k

(doesnt mean you can't enjoy them or whatever lmao. it's not like i don't, i just like to bash terrible adults(or make fun of them))

#rant #do i like those characters? maybe #they are interesting #and also awful and infuriatinf #thats the fun thing :) #harry potter #THIS BLOG IS ANTI EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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i was thinking about slytherin!harry today with my friend and it was so VBJSVS

oh my god it’d be so AWKWARD. imagine you just rejected some annoying boy(draco) being all confident and then BOOM he’s your roommate!! and you’re stuck close with him for next 7 years!! and the boy you met on the train won’t talk to you because you were sorted into slytheryn!! and it feels like everyone is so disappointed because of the bias EVERYONE has for slytherin(which is so duuumbb bruh imagine demonizing CHILDREN). 

also the way Sirius and Remus would be like “what” when tHEY KNOW SJDHVBJSVV. just- oh my god

the PoA: sirius: no fucking way is james- i mean, harry is in slytherin!! what the fuck!! remus: now now sirius we are both adults and house-sorting doesn’t mean a thing- OH FUCK tHE MOON

#also do you think snape would be less harsh on harry in that case? #i think he would be yes #anyway #i think harry would befriend malfoy if he was sorted #more of the sheer AWKWARDNESS #but then be like huh you're entertaining somewhat #also lmao imagine draco begging for him to come to malfoy manor on christmas because FATHER HAS TO SEE YOU!! #slytherin!harry #slytherin #Harry Potter #Draco Malfoy #Remus Lupin #Sirius Black #harry potter au #Incorrect Harry potter quotes

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Most marauderfen only ship Wolfstar so that they could isolate Wormtail as the fifth wheel and pretend he never existed

Shows a lot about marauder stans and their inability to understand and appreciate complexity of character. They want their little group to be ✨perfect✨ and either ignore the Marauders' flaws or get rid of them.

#own peter too #he can be interesting #still awful #as all of the marauders #(and characters in hp LMAO)

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there's new series coming soon?? i-

i dont know, i just hope it isn't maradeurs era. they will ruin it, im sure for 89%

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #the maradeurs

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narcissa and lucius are girlboss and malewife relationship, that's the truth

#i simp for ?? narcissa... #i can just go about my day and be like... narcissa.... #it's day 1983892 of simping for bad women #and bad men too #not as much tho #and fictional ones too!! that's the important part #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #malfoy family #harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #lucissa

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why do people always misunderstand or ignore that Draco joining DE was Lucius’ punishment for his failure? lmao imagine thinking after that that Lucius didn’t care about Draco

#i think lucius did understand that the DE is way too dangerous for EVERYONE and that it's a cult #so he didn't want Draco to join #also wasn't lucius afraid of voldie's comeback? #just saying idk #Lucius CARED a lot for his family #that's it #i like to think that lucius was sort of forced to join in the second war lmao #he still awful tho #also umm can anyone give me any fic recs about lucius' hogwarts years and his way to the death eaters? #he's hella interesting #also maybe i have a thing for men with long hair idk.. lmao #lucius malfoy #Draco Malfoy #death eaters #voldemort #narcissa malfoy #lucissa #Harry Potter #rant

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my friends and I made powerpoints about whatever we wanted and presented them to each other today. here is my joke presentation (that is 100% serious 🥴) that I made to teach them about my current brainrot

please view it in presentation mode so you can see the transitions/animations! link below cut

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#needless to say im crying #no fr #i was just having a breakdown and this post? saved me

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me but about Harry Potter:

#omg i love my brother soo much ahshajajja #he binge played all fnaf games last autumn and like.... damn.... #madlad #anti harry potter series #anti jkr #also replace brother by cousin #im a single child #but im so close with my cousins they feel like siblings :) #is it shitpost? i guess

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are yall really getting heated at Narcissa for LOVING HER SON??? HUH???? what the fuck- i-

#lucius malfoy #draco malfoy #harry potter #malfoy family #narcissa malfoy #this is at someone who replied to my peevious post about sirius #like- girl.... #cure your mysoginy pleade

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someone gonna use "pussy" as in "coward" and i'll throw hands💀 i thought we were done with this sexist thing??? uh-

#lmao this is lowkey mysoginistic too🤢 #not harry potter related #tw mysoginy #tw sexism #sexism #uh please pussy is power OKAY?? #bleh

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idk, stop glorifying maradeurs, calling them "absolutely good" because they are on the "light" side and disregarding their personal actions, they are just as horrible as "dark side" characters in a way lol. same for draco, he was a kid yes but at 15-16 you kinda have your own conscience😕 however, you should realise he was willing to change anyway so you shouldn't really deem him "pure evil" for having grow up with racist bias and being a bully in school.

(also i have to note that the Maradeurs DIDN'T "grow out" of being bullies. Sirius and Remus stated it themselves that James just learned to hide it from Lily for her to like him. Also Sirius literally tried to murder Snape lmao, like??? uhh, i can't recall, for example, Draco willingly trying to kill anyone in his school days😟 Sirius was never shown to have "grown out" of it as well.)

and no!! you can enjoy them and like/love them, just PLEASE don't make saints out of any of them :) it's much easier to think of everyone in grey tones and that's amazing

#maradeurs could be great grey characters #morals are kinda effy #they are down to murder... but at least they have globally okay views? #i dare say that draco is better than them lol #dont @ me #i hope i make sense and don't contradict myself #anyway i hate harry potter series #good morning #draco malfoy #food for thought #anti jkr #fuck jkr all my homies hate her and her writing #severus snape #he's also a grey character #i just hate how jkr always picks sides for them #THEY CAN BE A NEITHER SIDE AJJDKAKA #harry potter #anti harry potter series #this is kinda #anti maradeurs #but i still like them #though i can't stand them being portrayed completely good

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honestly, im so upset with whole Harry Potter series i can't even put it into words

the author fucked up in every possible way

#i legit enjoy malfoys only at this point #because i can make fun of them lmao #others? not so much #i also may be projecting a bit lmao #but that makes me feel bad #harry potter #anti jkr #anti harry potter series #malfoy #draco malfoy #ron weasley #hermione granger #drarry #romione #hey i actually like these two but i still think ron deserved better as hermione is.... a bit toxic?.. #hermione deserved a character arc and had a lot of flaws to work on #but we didnt even get that😟 wtf #rant #vent

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damn sirius scares me dude... what the fuck😟 and i can't even make fun of him (unlike lucius), he just ... terrifies me😭

#his sociopathic tendencies should be discussed more in the fandom #man literally trued to kill another kid AND endanger his #tbh remus deserves way better friends than them lmao #but remus is also kinda... eh #all maradeurs terrify me idek why #the maradeurs #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #severus snape #anti sirius black #sort of?? #he just scares the shit out of me #but i still feel bad for him #TRUTH IS i hate everyone in harry potter series #exception is MAYBE narcissa but it's just because she wasn't there much idk #i hate them but ??? i can still enjoy them #rant #harry potter

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Who else was so pissed when McGonagall sent ALL slytherins into the dungeons when Pansy suggested handing Harry in because of not hatred but FEAR?! I was physically sick at that and it was nOT badass as everyone puts it, it’s discrimination and accusation of being evil when really they (or maybe only Pansy) were being self-persevered as they should be because that’s what makes them slytherins just like loyalty is key to Puffs, and bravery- gryffindors and wit - Ravenclaw.

#okay #i want to fire everyone #no exceptions #fuck

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#oh my god this^ #lucius and narcissa neglecting their only child? #they aren't evil lmao #they are just bad #but not you know.. THAT bad to abandon their son🤨

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Narcissa being blonde makes so little sense I’m crying like WHY😭

#narcissa malfoy #malfoy family #house of black #Harry Potter #Bella probs were like ‘why is she blonde? did you cheat?’ #and andromeda was like ‘bruh...’ #at least her hair is the fuel for enemies to lovers trope in lucissa #enemies as in ‘GASP my hair are Gucci unlike yours’