Changbin: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?
Hyunjin: Uh, like what?
Changbin: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Hyunjin: Uh, this is what I look like.
Changbin:
Hyunjin: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Changbin: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones.
Felix: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Hyunjin: Okay, arms and hat. draws them
Chan: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Hyunjin: You can't just take Felix's hat idea, Chan! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Chan: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Changbin: Put Chan on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Chan: NO!!
Hyunjin: Tricycle, done. draws it Jisung, want anything?
Changbin, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Hyunjin: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Jisung.
Jisung, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Hyunjin: You know what, okay. draws it But it's just for holding, not for shooting.
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Seungmin: Chan, when’s your birthday?
Chan: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Seungmin: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Minho: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Seungmin: What changed your mind?
Minho: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Chan: sigh What do you want?
Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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Jisung: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Chan: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.
Hyunjin: Minho bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.
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Changbin: Did Hyunjin just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Minho: Yeah, they did.
Changbin: And did I just do finger guns back?
Minho: Yeah, you did.
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Seungmin is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice
Seungmin: Clear orange juice?
Seungmin: Oh, it's empty.
Minho, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.
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Minho: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Chan: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Minho: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Chan, recording: This is so cute.
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Hyunjin: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.
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