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Jason: HA! You secretly care about us!
Dick: I was never hiding that!
Jason: FUCK! YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING!
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Damian: Why would she send seven photos? Why not ten? Isn’t it a bit desperate to send that many anyway? Why not stop at three--
Jason: She’s a virus, Damian.
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Damian: I pour the hot tea over your hand.
Tim: I’m so cold that might help.
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Damian: I don't want to be mean to Jon but if he talks to me one more time I'm going to have to tell him to shut the fuck up.
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Dick: What's that stain on your shirt?
Jason: Kung pao chicken.
Dick:
Jason: What? You asked and I answered.
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SUBSCRIBE TO ME?? BROTHER???
no
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Dick: Someone at the Tower called me unhinged today.
Jason: What did you do.
Dick:
Dick: I said "Dab on 'em haters, see you laters."
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Tim: Gibberellins... is a funny word
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Jason: Dick, name any date involved in World War One.
Dick: Eighteen... sixty... ninety... four
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Dick: Why does the ice cream tub with the words 'three pin plug' on it have noodles in it.
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Jason: Prostate exams, also known as doctors with benefits.
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Dick: Today, I'm thankful for all the ways I can eat potatoes: with my mouth, with my mouth, and last but not least, with my mouth.
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Dick: Rivers and mirrors are the same.
Jason: ...explain.
Dick: Shiny.
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Dick: You know, once the cold numbs you, the breeze is quite nice.
Jason: I'M DRAWING BOOBIES IN THE SAND
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Dick: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a masterpiece.
Jason: *sighs*
Dick: You don't care.
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Jason: Pop of the corning to you.
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Dick: Coriander tastes like soap.
Tim: I disagree. Soap tastes like coriander.
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