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they recast the main character???? are you fucking KIDDING me????

#witcher #even the spn fandom did not experience this level of fuckery #i did not stay up til 4am drawing geraskier to wake up to this absolute tomfoolery #fuck #henry cavill #netflix recast #reblog #jaskier #text #the witcher #i cannot believe this

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Saw a pretty shirt on pinterest, instantly decided Jaskier deserved it

#jaskier #fanart #jaskier fanart #pretty!!!!! #witcher #the witcher #the witcher netflix #netflix witcher #sach art #reblog #pretty man!

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please link any good fics friends

My personal rating of jobs I've seen Geralt have in modern AU fics:

Military: 3/10 - I get it in the sense that his work is his life and he's Seen Some Shit, but I just can't picture Geralt taking orders consistently enough.

MMA Fighter/Wrestler: 5/10 - It's got the violence! I could see it. I enjoyed the fistfighting quests in the game. Just not my favorite tho.

Bodyguard: 7/10 (10/10 if he's protecting Jaskier) - He is a big tough-looking boy! Likes to keep people safe. But I think he would get bored long-term.

Personal Trainer: 7/10 - A solid choice. We know he's qualified.

Regular Office Guy: 2/10 - Very funny to imagine but I don't think he'd actually make it past the interview.

Mechanic: 6/10 - I could kinda see it if you think of a car as like a modern horse.

Criminal/Gangster: 3/10 - Admittedly I haven't read one of these but I have trouble imagining it.

Lawyer: 8/10 - Saw this once or twice and honestly I'm here for it. Geralt is a huge nerd with a strong sense of justice.

Animal Control Guy: 9/10 - I picture this like that quest in W3 where Geralt had to save that goat except it's his entire job.

Trucker: 10/10 - God tier. Got the traveling, the isolation, the way the job gets in your bones. Perfection.

Anything With Horses: 10/10 - Yes! Geralt is absolutely a horse girl in every universe.

Still A Witcher Somehow: 10/10 - Love these fics with my whole heart. Geralt probably living in his car, wandering the city with a sword and protecting people (like Jaskier) from monsters nobody knows abiut/believes in? Fuck yeah.

#witcher #geraskier #i'd do anything i can to read an animal control guy geraskier au #the witcher #geralt of rivia #the witcher netflix #witcher 3 wild hunt #reblog

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“Dandelion,” Rience finally spoke, slipping his hand back into the pocket of his sepia-coloured tunic, “answer my questions. Please. I have to know the answer. It’s incredibly important to me. To you, too, believe me, because if you answer of your own free will then—” “Then what?” A hideous grimace crept over Rience’s narrow lips. “Then I won’t have to force you to speak.”

Jaskier + body language (surviving interrogation) (knowing everything about Geralt and Ciri)

#fascinating #the witcher #the witcher netflix #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #jaskieredit #jaskier #joey batey #reblog #gif set #character analysis #this is so cool

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Gerlat notices. how could he not?

okay okay so we all know jaskier likes to wear particularly bright and “out there” outfits right? and geralt’s all… ya know. just black attire all the time no matter what

and i’m not sure if geralt’s ever actually made a comment about the way jaskier dresses in the show or books or videogames but it comes up so much in fics that it might as well be canon

so just imagine one day they’re heading to an event and jaskier’s finally ready and he turns to geralt and goes “what do you think?”

and he expects some lighthearted insult because he’s wearing a matching set that’s yellow (or bright blue or purple) and of the finest silk and it has these little designs along the collar that look like flowers so of course, his boyfriend whos clad in back (as usual) would just tease him a little as usual, right? RIGHT?!?!?!!

but geralt’s eyes grow all fond and there’s this little smile on his face as he looks at jaskier and then he walks up to the bard and wraps his arms around him and gives him a kiss so chaste jaskier might faint on the spot

then he pulls away and looks jaskier dead in the eyes and goes, “i think you look lovely” and jaskier knows when geralt’s being genuine, okay? and that was a genuine moment.

and then geralt lets go of him and walks away, says something about getting roach ready and just leaves. he just goes like he didnt just completely alter jaskier’s entire life on one sentence.

and jaskier is left standing there frozen in place, gawking at the space geralt just stood. his mind is just full of thoughts, so many thoughts that it’s practically glitching because

what the fuck just happened?

#the bard was too stunned to speak #geralt can be tender too #the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geraskier #reblog #text post #hnnnnnnnn #my boys

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God can you just imagine season 2 Jaskier getting super excited about something and just picks Geralt up, spins him around and then puts him down without really thinking about what he's done and Geralt is just standing where he was dropped with "something has awakened in me" being the only thought going through his mind

Yennefer sees this and laughs her ass off at Geralt and Geralt's looking at her like: you're laughing. I'm literally dying right now and you're laughing.

#its season 2 jaskier because ngl i really like his look #and i love the idea that jaskier being ripped is his revenge body #its just so funny to me #jaskier #geralt of rivera #julian alfred pankratz #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #geraskeir #yennefer #yes #absolutely #i love this so much #its amazing #he would #reblog #text post

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>:3 and -_-

#fanart #reblog #the witcher #the witcher netflix #the witcher fanart #geraskier #jaskier #geralt #art #video #hell yeah! #n!geralt is emo okay

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This may be the stupidest 'verse so far, but if we are currently talking about shapeshifter!Jaskier, who remembers the adorkable wolves?? [Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4]

#these live rent free in my head #at any given moment this is what im thinking of #i want to cuddle them so bad #shapeshifter!jaskier #the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #lambert #eskel #ciri #cirilla fiona elen riannon #geraskier #reblog #art #fanart #love this sm

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#he's beautiful #so so so so gorgeous i might cry #pretty man #witcher #the witcher #geralt of rivia #reblog #fanart

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Geralt who knows every nobleman's dirty little secret, thanks to Jaskier, who likes to gossip with his Witcher and knows everything about everyone.

Some prick refuses to pay Geralt for a job he did, he calls his guards and expects Geralt to leave. And Witcher says "Oh, fine. I'll just go, then. Though I wonder how would your wife react if she found out that you're sleeping with her sister?"

And the nobleman is in shock, because how does a Witcher know something like this about him?? (flashback to jaskier gossiping about said noble a few weeks ago)

"...Do you also need a place to stay? A hot meal?"

"Just the coin, thank you. Make it double."

Geralt uses the extra coin to buy Jaskier something nice, because he deserves it.

#the witcher #geraskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #witcher #geralt x jaskier #geralt/jaskier #witcher netflix #geralt the witcher #julian alfred pankratz #reblog #textpost

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saph!! a gift!! for you!!

omg thank you i agree

#saph.txt #reblog #witcher #henry cavill #the witcher #geralt of rivia #mmmmm #mhm #geralt is better than superman

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How people see them:

How they really are:

(because sure, geralt is a scary witcher™, but in the end, all he wants is some peace and quiet and a good nap. jaskier thinks about destroying and crushing his enemies while making a flower crown and humming to himself)

#the witcher #geraskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #witcher #geralt x jaskier #geralt/jaskier #witcher netflix #geralt the witcher #julian alfred pankratz #reblog #meme

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prepare for trouble

tip jar

#no no youre right #this is correct #yenskier #the witcher #yennskier #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #ahaha #im so bi #reblog #fanart #ahhhhhhh

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CD projekt red: Geralt dresses like a normal person

Netflix: fuck it he's goth now

#i think about this post regularly #i love it too much and it makes to much damn sense #witcher #the witcher #geralt of rivia #reblog #headcanons #i use this in all of my witcher stuff

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My rendition of Yennefer 😌🖤

#yennefer #witcher 3 #the witcher #yennerfer #yennefer of vengerberg #my art #reblog #geralt of rivia #jaskier #geraskier #fanart #OH MY GOD #SO PRETTY

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Geralt, arriving to Kaer Morhen and trying to forget about his huge crush on Jaskier, discovering that his brothers are also busy pinning their love interests

#the witcher #geraskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #witcher #geralt x jaskier #geralt/jaskier #witcher netflix #geralt the witcher #julian alfred pankratz #reblog #meme

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#the witcher #geraskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #witcher #geralt x jaskier #geralt/jaskier #witcher netflix #geralt the witcher #julian alfred pankratz #reblog