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Cassie: Do you have a pink shirt I could borrow?

Tim: no-

Conner: Yes, what shade?

#dc comics #robin #tim drake #conner kent #kon el superboy #superboy #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl

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Dick: Are you asleep?

Damian: Yeah

Dick: Oh, okay I won't bother you then.

[two hours later]

Dick: Wait a fucking second

#dc comics #robin #nightwing #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne

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I’m having dramatic thoughts about Damian being born to Fem!Bruce ok I’m having THOUGHTS

(TW for alluding to Damian’s conception being nonconsensual)

Okay so set the stage of our Drama- Fem!Bruce (or just AFAB idc) is out on patrol or something and League Parent (Either Talia as in canon, or Ra’s if we’re feeling the creepy old man tonight) drops Damian off with “Hey, watch our son that you birthed and then I stole and let you think was dead for ten years, there’s some infighting in the league.”

(If we’re using Ra’s as dad then Talia is absolutely trying to kill Damian for the position of heir)

Bryce is, understandably, shocked. Her other children? Even more so. Because what do you mean you had a biological child? How did we not know about this?!

Damian isn’t old enough to be pre-robin unless he was cryogenically frozen. Did Bryce really hide a whole fucking pregnancy from them?

Dick is screaming, Jason shows up because he has to see this shit for himself, Bryce is standing in silence, staring at the results of every single test she can think of to confirm that yes, this is her son, this is her Damian, all the info matches up…

Tim tries to speak up, but Jason just turns on him, asking if he’s ready to be replaced too. Bryce didn’t even have to go looking this time!

Tim looks him dead in the eye and points out the birthdate(and death date) on file for Damian Wayne.

It’s exactly eight days before Jason was taken in.

How did Dick and Jason not know about this?

Because they weren’t there.

In the short period of time when Dick was striking out on his own, and before Bryce picked up Jason, League Baby Daddy of your choosing shows up and takes advantage. A simple greeting, a spiked drink, a blurry night, and a pregnancy test later…

Bruce is, as always, in any universe, is terrible at communication. But honestly she can be excused in this case. How exactly do you tell your wayward son ward that, after chasing him off because he was “being reckless” and “putting himself in danger,” you’ve gone and gotten taken advantage of, trusted someone that you had absolutely ZERO business trusting, and now you’re pregnant with an Al Ghul baby? And you’ve decided to keep it? That this isn’t you replacing him or demanding he return, because you understand his need for space, but also you desperately want him back with you because you’re scared but you can never admit it?

How do you do that in a text? Because Dick is not answering the phone.

You don’t. Thats a conversation you have face to face. So the messages Bryce leaves are all “there are some changes and i’d like to talk to you” “there may be a new member of the family soon” “please answer me chum”

Dick doesn’t answer.

Meanwhile, Gotham crime is being weird because “hey robins gone! Dynamic duo is out!” And Bryce is being careful because of her belly and sometimes she has to take breaks and hormones are bullying her and nothing is going her way right now.

And them she goes into labor too soon.

And something goes wrong (League Baby Daddy happens) and she’s told her baby is dead, and now she’s lost two children.

She recovers, and goes back out onto the streets, taking her rage and pain out on the criminals that got a little too bold with her in a hospital bed…

And then there’s a street rat jacking the tires off the Batmobile.

The fucking audacity. The guts. The challenge in his bright blue eyes, the sneer on his lips, the shaggy black hair. Skin just a bit darker than hers, not quite an Al Ghul’s deep olive but somewhere in the middle.

Is this what her Damian would have looked like? Is this what her son would have grown up to be?

Maybe its the hormones, maybe she’s projecting. She knows its a bad idea, but Bryce takes the kid home. Alfred gives her a knowing and slightly disapproving look, but accepts the new child with open arms, because there’s worse things. Jason fits in easily, and soon enough, Batman has a Robin again, and Bryce is smiling again, and begins to heal from the pain of losing Damian.

But Dick? Dick is PISSED.

Upon seeing news of a new Robin/Wayne, he finally looks though his messages, and comes to the wrong conclusion that Bryce was looking for a kid to replace him this whole time. She might have tried to get his input, but had eventually made a decision like this without him. And so he’s back, and he’s angry, and Bryce gets defensive because Jason is a good kid and she can’t use her dead baby to win an argument, not when the wound is so fresh.

So life continues. Jason dies, comes back, is angry because he listened in on a few arguments and now ALSO thinks Bryce actively hunted him down to be Robin, and now she’s done the same with Tim.

Bryce keeps quiet, because how is she supposed to explain after all these years? Jason is right to be angry. She let her emotions get the better of her and dragged a sweet boy into her life. The loss of all three if her children was her own fault, because she put him into the line of fire. There’s no excuse for that.

So years pass. Tempers settle somewhat, Bryce holds her grief close to her chest because she can’t do that to her children, but… then Damian is back. And it all explodes.

The story comes out in bits and pieces. Tim figures out a timeline based on the rest of the info in the file, and Bryce and Alfred slowly fill it in.

And like- they’re all still angry, and it is justified, because what the fuck, Bryce. But also…

Dick is horrified. He had been so angry, so so angry, reading those messages that he now knows, with this new information, were a cry for help. Bryce had been desperate and scared and wanted nothing more than to just talk to him after their fight, and when he had come back after something like this had happened he had immediately started another fight.

Jason isn’t sure how to feel. He hadn’t been taken in to be a replacement soldier, he had been taken in to be a replacement son. What is he supposed to do with that? Knowing that Bryce had seen him at his worst, and taken him in and shoved down her grief to help him?

Tim is wondering if every time Bryce backed away with an unreadable expression, it hadn’t been keeping herself emotionally distant, it was grief for the sons she had lost.

Steph is realizing that Bruce wasn’t lying, when Steph had to give her own baby up and Bryce had hugged her and said “I understand.”

Damian is sitting in a corner wondering what the ever-loving FUCK is going on. Why is everyone crying this is pathetic. Father take him home he prefers the threat of imminent death.

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Examples of Bruce’s “Dad Strength” as witnessed by various Robins throughout the years:

can and will bodily pick up any new Robin and bail as soon as gunfire starts on patrol

one time Bruce got out, physically ripped off a broken part of the Batmobile, and threw it in the backseat so he and Jason could keep chasing someone in the Narrows

ran home with Nightwing over his shoulder when he got shot

frequently lifts sewer grates/manhole covers like they weigh nothing

does push-ups with Robins on his back for a challenge

held onto the side of a building with just his fingers for ten minutes once when Steph’s grapple line broke and he had to help her back up

pulls hot dishes from the oven without mitts sometimes for Alfred (insists scar tissue on his hands means he can’t feel it, nobody fully believes him)

Damian swears he saw him kick a tree down once during training. A big tree.

Dick frequently catches him unscrewing screws in his prototypes with his bare fingers

Punches through walls????

can drink nothing but straight black coffee for several days before any signs of discomfort (this freaks out everyone but Tim)

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would love to hear your thoughts / opinions / analysis of the whole “everyone loves dick grayson” thing !

best part is it's canon.

Dick is like the baby of the Justice League. Whatever he wants-he gets. He wants a team? Only the best for him.

Dick's like- yeah no thanks I got my own team to which J'onn is like seriously, child? Well, fineeeeeee. If you reallyyyy want that but just letting you know we got the best candidates lined up for you anytime.

He has Wonder Woman's adoration and respect especially with her chiding the green Martian for even doubting Dick for a second:

-I know you like your room but we think you deserve better so here's a mansion. Only the best for you, sweetie

Saw this post online by lee cain Jr. that explains it pretty aptly:

No but really, he is everyone's favorite. He's the only person in the dc universe that has the undivided loyalty and admiration of every person imaginable including villains.

Heroes in general just love him and want to help him

Any help he wants they're more than delighted to do it.

Or just to protect him

I made a post earlier about how he's all the kids' favorite.

And also another one about him being the batfamily's favorite.

Tim also goes on a suicide mission despite knowing that it's a suicide mission just to save Dick because he loves him.

Ofcourse Bruce's too

But on top of that, the Titans are always willing to go to hell for him.

Donna's the one who comes out and says it straight but the way titans reacted why Dick died after forever evil?

The only reason the titans joined together is because Dick asked them. They grieved. Their teamwork completely fell apart and their mission went way sideways.

Bludhaven loves him like crazy.

The city of crime will raise their pitchforks and machine guns if you hurt him

He's just everyone's favorite. The hero of heroes.

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Heyy so, I wore this at 2 am, about a guy I like, hope you like it <3

It's funny, that eagerness to say "don't fall in love, it's only going to hurt you." I was one of those who said that, one of those who thought that she was not going to fall in love, that those things could be controlled. How I was wrong.

Then you came along, and you changed everything. You made me believe in love, and that that feeling could be the best in the world. It was all pink colour (stupid of me to think it was going to turn out well), everything was happy and my mind only went to you, like a firefly to the light. You taught me to be in love, and yes, I thank you, but at what price.

How many times have I heard "don't fall in love with your friends" or "don't fall in love with people who won't love you back", as if it were so easy. I spent hours thinking about whether to say something to you, and my friends told me, tell him, I'm sure he'll say yes, he likes you too. And I believed it.

Silly, silly, silly. I was so stupid. I didn't have the courage to say it in person, and I told you at midnight so I wouldn't regret it later, I was so excited, I really thought you liked me. It took you hours to answer, and to me it seemed like days, weeks, months, years. And for every second that passed I stopped believing a little of what they told me, that you did like me, why I already knew it but I didn't want to admit it.

You said no.

And you tried to say it kindly, because you understood me, but it hurt me just the same. I felt every word like a blade stuck in my heart, I didn't even know you could feel that way. Funny, isn't it?

Now it's been almost a month, and it feels like years and I'm still not over you, I don't think I ever will be. It's like every time I see you I fall in love again. Every smile, every look, every hug hurts, but it's okay. I want you to be well, but I also want us to be together. Funny that those two things aren't compatible.

I always said that you liked her, the most special and fun girl you will ever meet. She is smart, wonderful, pretty... So much so that it hurts. You look at her the way I would like you to look at me, and she doesn't return it. She is in love with another person, even if she hurts her. And I know how you feel about her, because I feel the same every time you look at her, every time I look at you, every time I look at her I see it. And I understand why you like her, of course I understand it. And I understand that you don't love me, I understand. But that doesn't make it hurt any less. And I feel it, so, so, so much that you can't imagine it. The only thing I want is to make you happy, even if it's not with me, although for that I have to leave your life, I want you to be happy.

I hope that one day I can get over you, not forget you, no. I could never forget you, nor do I want to. I love you and I don't want to change that, so I just have to live with it.

So, don't fall in love, or you'll end up crying for someone you want to hate.

#love #so sad so sad #hurtquotes

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Okay so, hear me out.

People always are like "omg fanfiction is no real literature, go read Shakespeare or whatever. " BUT, Homer, in the 740 BC, FUCKING WROTE THE FIRST FANFICTION IN ALL HISTORY and you can't tell me otherwise.

Classic literature is interesting, I agree, but would you stop telling younger people and teens to read only that, like, we can like romance books, or fantasy books and that's not bad, if we like it then let it be (as the Beatles said).

That's all friends, have a nice day and stay hydrated ;)

#greek mythology #homer #greek gods #literature #let it be #stop it #classical literature

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On the Argo II

Annabeth: Percy, this is Jason, Piper and Leo. Guys, this is Percy Jackson

Jason: Hello.

Percy: Hey.

Leo: squinting Did you say Jackson?

Percy: Any problem?

Piper: walking around him Mmm... this is going to sound weird but, can you smile?

Percy: Okay? smile

Leo: PIPER

Piper: LEO

Leo: PIPER IS HIM

Piper: LEO IS HIM

Jason: What's going on?

Leo: SHUT UP AND BRING MY CAMERA

Piper: ALSO BRING MY NOTEBOOK AND A PEN

Percy: I'm confused.

Piper: You're Percy Jackson. You're the kid from the Jackson Case. You were in the news all over the country

Percy: Oh, that. It's not a big deal

Piper: You were charged with kidnapping and terrorism, but then you disappeared out of nowhere and were never heard from again.

Percy: And why do they want to take my photo?

Leo: Dude, there are several Buzzfeed articles about you and your disappearance. Dross made a video for you about a year and a half ago. You trended on Twitter two months ago when you were seen with a panda bear pillow. In our boarding school they used your name as an urban legend to make us behave

Piper: You're famous. A celebrity who is going to give me his autograph

Leo: Jason, do you have my camera yet?

Percy: It was a good pillow- HOW I'M AN URBAN LEGEND

Jason: Uh-huh.

Leo: Good. A photo with one of America's most iconic unsolved mysteries on the way hugs Percy

Piper: hugs Percy Say: Unsolved mystery!

Percy: smiles at the camera Unsolved mystery!

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #so them #hes so silly

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Drawing of Athena based on my girl Artemis of Bana-Mighdall.

The drawing is very old, should I correct it? What do you think?

#greek mythology #dc comics #artemis grace #rhato #drawing #my art

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advising people to get into comics by looking up a character's every appearance on comicvine is like the best way to overwhelm people 😭 if you find a character you like and want to read then you can just google "[character] reading list tumblr" (@/lornahs has a ton!) or send an ask to someone on comics tumblr like "do you have a reading list for [character]" and they will give you a simple, often-chronological list of the important stuff made with love and experience or direct you to someone who has one. you don't have to fight for ur life on comicvine or dcuguide or the fandom wiki. u can just ask a bisexual with a green lantern icon and it will be 10x more helpful. i promise

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Tim: we're out of coffee

Dick: we hid it, its been 2 days since you got any rest. You need to sleep.

Tim: 3 days actually.

Tim: why did I just volunteer that information?

Dick: Because you need to go to sleeeeeep

#dc comics #nightwing #dick grayson #tim drake #he needs to sleep #red robin

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OMG THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL 🥹🥹🥹🥹 tiny cutie patooties for you

#cutie patootie #dc comics #robin #jason todd #batfam #tim drake #dick grayson

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Some Birdflash panels ('cause they're a married couple and you can't change my mind)

Well, he's right but Wally, your heterosexuality has gone away (it's being away since he met Dick if we're honest)

1. Dick thinks Wally knows about his crush but he doesn't 'cause his BLIND (please someone tell this boy that his bestie is in love with him)

2. Is that a Taylor Swift reference, Dick?

#dc comics #robin #nightwing #kid flash #wally west #birdflash #dickwally

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if you ship two men together and strip one or both of them of their entire characterizations and turn them into uwu fragile yaoi baby, i’m fucking stealing something from your house!!!

feminine gay men are cool, mischaracterizing non-feminine gay men into your fetishistic stereotyped view of them and denying them their individuality is not👎👎👎

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The tiny bean is bored (he looks like a fucking gremlin)

#tiny bean #dc comics #robin #damian wayne #so tiny #cutie patootie #hes bored

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Some sad-sad panels for you

Omg Gar, please, go to therapy.

Poor Hal, he's bored 'cause no one pays him attention.

Brucie is sad, you can tell by the bat-ears 🥺

#dc comics #dc batman #hal jordan #green lantern #gar logan #beast boy #so sad so sad

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time for a friends enemies family team codependent coworkers group photo!!!

i finally figured out why tumblr is always destroying my image quality but it's too late to fix :// anyway click for better quality ig :(