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[Riku color for Sora!]

#ssbu #sora kingdom hearts #super smash bros #kingdom hearts #riku kingdom hearts #kh #not my cleanest edit but its an edit nonethelss #not a userbox #kinstuff #transparent #free to use #idk why u would want to

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"This User Wishes You a Happy Valentine's Day!"

#long time no see dhkjf #not obscure #userbox #holiday userbox #pink #red #gif #valentines day #celebrate how you want kids #ace/aro/gay/whatever you are just be nice and good to those you care for #in these trying times #not kin

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how i make blinkies: updated

hi everyone! so ive not left tumblr, but i’m not on as frequently as i once was, im mostly on twitter and haven’t really focused on making and finding old web graphics. i’m sorry for my absence if you followed for consistency. but i decided to update my blinkie tutorial, as i make blinkies with no software, just online resources.

let’s get started!

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#resources #not a userbox #rb

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To the ppl following this blog thinking im gonna make more edgy/fed up UBs: I'm sorry

#not a userbox

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NICE COCK!!

#not my cleanest edit but its an edit nonethelss #meme #my edit #slight nswf #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5edit #obscure #not a userbox #transparent

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11/21 evil gororo and the triumphant renren, edited by muaw and yes they are transparent 

#cant remember if there was a third one but hey these are the ones the kids like right #goro akechi #persona 5 protagonist #my edit #transparent #kinstuff #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #persona 5 royal spoilers #ehh #do you knowhow hard it was to get rid of the background my GOD #akira kusuru #ren amamiya

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‘You Never Saw It Coming! This User Is Futaba Sakura!’

#futaba sakura #p5r #persona 5 #kin userbox #not obscure #anime userbox #video game userboxes #green #black #i actually absolutely adore futaba from a little sister stand point. dont know how yall can romance her #kin

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resources that i use for my userboxes and other things that are free (with links lol) and applicable examples:

Userbox Maker: Since we’re talking about userboxes, this one is indeed a no-brainer. The interface is easy and simple: You type the message, you change the colors, and then voila. The site doesn’t have images to add to the userbox ID square, thats up to you to put something there later.

What does it offer me?/Pros:

well, it offers you a way to make really easy userboxes with a color scheme (some are premade, others you can choose the colors) and resizeable text.

Cons:

The whole ‘Use this code in the English Wikipedia’ to get the box is LOST on me completely. im savvy but im not that savvy! What i normally do is enlarge and cut it, make the background transparent, then make the edit from there for what I need. Is that illegal? Who knows.

The colors of the premade color schemes are very dull and kinda washed out/ muted. You can change the color scheme of you box manually in the hex boxes, but even then they’re not as bright as you would hope. But hey, its free, what can you do? Here’s the color hex site that I use: X and here’s a pixel art maker bc I know the kids love that: P

LunaPic: Allows you to make transparents, flags, and other little photo edits like crop and filters. Con is that you have to have the thing you want to edit saved on your computer already, thus if you wanna do a quick edit of something in your clipboard you have to save it first aka, a hassle if you’re trying to meme

What does it offer me?/Pros:

See all those tabs right there? each one has a bunch of effects and things that go with them, so you’re bound to find something useful on the site no matter what you’re looking for, complete with sliders for easy adjustments.  There’s color tinting, watermarking, transparency, pixelations, and the list goes on. You can also draw but its no PTS if you catch my drift.

There’s a editing history at the bottom of the page for you to see what you’ve done to your image. The site automatically carries your image over to the next tool you click on (if the tool is applicable to it, such as Draw from Color Tint). This is also a con if you accidentally edit your picture to something else entirely, but the history allows you to jump back an edit.

No flash needed for a lot of them!

Cons:

 The site it massive in your browser, and because of the automatic drop down when you hover, you end up getting this overlap over the category and may end up clicking what you didn’t mean to. Easy fix is zooming out to about 80% to combat the overlaps. Because of this, if you’re going to use your phone, do it in landscape mode. wont be the best experience but it gets shit done. 

site has ads but not pervasive ones. if you really dont like them, use an adblock.

For flag editing, the colors are a little rough, and require pretty damn good memory of what the right colors you want are called if you want a richer or more specific look. there is a color wheel though, which i believe is new.

Bloggif: another photo editing site, but its hella retro  kinda. I believe the site is originally french so hey. lets you make old internet type gifs and icons, complete with glitter effects,fx effects, and even little smileys to add to your stuff.

What does it offer me/Pros:

Truth be told: not very much! There are only 20 editing tools on the site to use at your leisure, a significant downgrade from LunaPic’s 200+, but what it lacks in editing it makes up for the lovely retro feel it has. There is gif support, including deconstructing gifs if that’s your flavor, and the infamous glitter tools kids love these days! 

some of the tools actually have lots of options with them, for example, the ‘Animated smiley’ tool, which offers 16 smiley shapes, numerous little add ons, and the ability to upload your own image to edit into this ‘smiley’. There are options at the bottom for the blink speed (Rapide, Moyen, Lent, Aucun which in layman translation is Fast, Slow, Slower, Stopped). 

can support small images and larger images, but i wouldn’t recommend trying to over power the site. Here’s an example of the smiley tool in effect:

It’s fast! And really easy. You can do it from your phone as well!There are photo collages, animated text with effects on the letters and a few other things. 

Flash not needed for all of them!

Cons:

‘Swiss army knife of photo editing’ is a bit of a stretch since there are so few tools.

For smilies, there is no free placement of the little effects. They pick a spot and stay there. To layer, you have to reupload the smiley and  drop another effect. 

Just not a lot to offer, tbh...but retro! and cute!

Blingee: ye olde blingee.com, lets you make blingees for that really early 2000s feel. TRES IMPORTANTE: to make blingees you need to set up an account (its free). You also need to use firefox (if DDG works im not sure i havent used it with that browser) and update your flash to actually make them after setting up an account. IDKY but it does not work with chrome whether you fixed your flash or not. the site gives you options to share your blingees as well, and you can also see shit from like ...2006 sksk

What does it offer me?

The ability to make blingees. What more can you want? If you’ve been online and a little tech savvy for a lot of your childhood, you may even have a blingee account still. the site is still active hasn’t updated its look for a WHILE, but it’s a pleasing site to look at.

Variety is of the essence here, as there are more than just blingees to create. There are internet postcards and stamps as well, with lots of little effects to add like sparkles and glitter and backgrounds of your problematic kins. 

it’s cute ahaha <3

Cons:

G-D FORBID YOU LOSE YOUR PASSWORD!! I believe there is a bug right now that won’t let you sign up, even though the FAQ claims that you don’t need an account to make blingees (you very much do!!). I have emailed about the process of logging in after you reset your password and if there is a wait period until you can log in again, and I’m still waiting for a response. I also told them about the signing up part. I’ll update later...

You need flash. Flash is leaving soon :(

Pretty damn confusing to use actually. So much so you wonder if it’s worth the trouble... 

Honestly its a very archaic site, would recommend using Bloggif frfr

Glitterfly: it’s glitter. its a lot of glitter. Theres 50 cent glitter images on this site. It’s legit.

What does it offer me?/Pros:

Glitter. And lots of things to put glitter on. And i mean A LOT!

Allows you to upload a picture to throw glitter on. 

The jonas brothers are here. and camp rock.

Make glitter words, change their color, and roll that sucker in some sparkles!

askjhdjasf theres a tab to make??? a fucking PIMP CXARD/???JKHFSK (its just an american express black card stock image with a fake number on it)

Cons:

my G-d is it ugly. So much purple....

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Not a lot of glitter effect options or color options for the words

No way to get rid of the watermark at the bottom, but what’s a little credit?

FOR NOW that’s about it! For some artwork, I use either my own drawings or images that I just...have on my phone or free cliparts that fit the topic. Uh...that’s all, goodbye!

#not a userbox #not obscure #refrence #tools #if anyone has any others they'd like to share i am here for it #long post

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Quarantined akechi who can't go out to get chapstick and has been yearning over akiren through texts

#goro akechi #shuake kinda #p5 #persona 5 #used to be my pfp djzbsbzb #transparent #free to use #kin

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[MEDICINE TIME]

#medicine time #menhara #objectively so i suppose #flashing #gif #medication #old internet #obscure #not a userbox

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["I do not hear it."]

#emoji meme #i do not hear it #obscure #blurry #dissociation #DID

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['I am going to beat you to death.']

#danganronpa kokichi #kokichi ouma #danganronpa #obscure #kokichi tablet meme

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#obscure #not a userbox #hands #meme #my edit

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mellow trans flag for when you’re just…chillin’….and trans

#mellow mood #trans flag #trans flag edit #dull colors #blue #pink #white #i made this for my icons so fdjkhkcsjfh #lgbt pride #lgbt flag #not a userbox #not obscure

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Ive noticed yall are reblogging these trauma related userboxes..

Yall alright? Yall coping?

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“This user is more comfortable talking about trauma with strangers than with close friends or family because they know they will never see the stranger again.”

#obscure #? #userbox #dark userbox #trauma #therapy #speech #green #gray #speech bubble #confidence #strangers #trauma userbox #cptsd #ptsd #anxiety #fear #reassurance

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could u make a neko zim kin userbox? ty ^_^

I tried my best I hope you like it!

Posted!

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