#<-- sarcasm btw

[turtletoria]

me to me after consuming dairy

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #dr two brains #steven boxleitner #also. kind of swag of him to not take accountability for his actions and to blame someone else lmao #<-- sarcasm btw #he is my scrungly. disgorsting little guy heart emoji #i characterize him as being very well meaning and kind and generous #but still capable of being an absolute bastard #and not very good with animals #judging from squeakys horrible little cage and the fact he had a whole ass elephant in a lab #like. man is a walking osha violation probably #again i think hes very caring and kind but definitely has a bit of an arrogant streak in the way he may think everything will go in his #favor. does this make sense. #argh i want to emphasize that hes nice and cool!!!!!! but also got a mean streak!!!!!!!!!! ok thats all!! #hes a stem major after all *rolls eyes* #<-- that was a joke guys dont come for me im a chem minor

[rslashrats]

guys if we give money to the racist and transmisogynist and neonazi spawning ground website they will stop being racist and transmisogynist and they will ban the neonazis trust me. trust me bro i am mx 20 checkmarks and i know what i am talking abojt

#this is sarcasm btw #dont give them a cent

[phantomrose96]

I'm about to throw stones but when people my age say "I don't like these Gen Z teenage tone indicators. How am I supposed to MEMORIZE all these new abbreviations? '/nm'? '/lh'? I hate it." it sounds utterly indistinguishable from our parents being like "I don't get this text speak. 'omg'? 'lol'? SAY what you mean! Don't abbreviate!" Like I dunno how to tell you that evolving language involves... learning the evolved parts of language.

I understand like 4 tone indicators and I'm frequently confused but I support it. It's honestly a good solution to tone lost over text imo. I'm ancient and my bones are full of dust but I'll figure it out.

#being up front and clear about tone is a huge win imo #without having to go like 'btw this is me being sincere. and that wasn't sarcasm when I said I was sincere i mean I'm actually sincere.' #anyway this is to say im pro tone indicator #chrissy speaks

[wayward-sherlock]

“gay people weren’t alive in the eighties!” you’re right. we all just spontaneously arrived on november 5th, 2020.

#sarcasm #btw. #destiel #nov 5th #supernatural #spn #stranger things #byler

[idknotgonnapost]

arthur is such a gossip like no matter who he’s riding with he’ll find someone to bitch about the entire ride he would’ve done wonders as a guest judge on ru paul

#this isn’t hate btw #one of my favourite parts of arthur is his unwarranted sass and sarcasm #he’s so funny to me #arthur morgan #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #my love arthur #save me arthur

[homeofhousechickens]

"Waaah your chickens probably poop everywhere it must be so gross!"

My birds usually wear diapers but

The poop their talking about-

#this totally worse then a dog poop sure #<- sarcasm btw #chicken poop

[as-easel]

its really cool how autism has been 'accepted' and now the thing to say to people being weird is schizo

#sarcasm btw

[hussyknee]

Tired of running this Russian psy-op against Biden for free. Suspending operations until Putin sends my check in the mail. Can't keep giving freebies in the gig economy, even for a stand-up guy like Vladimir. I need to feed my cats.

#genocide joe #this is sarcasm btw #tankies and neoliberals are both fascists #fuck joe biden #vote biden #shit liberals say #white liberals #liberal brainrot #us politics #crack #free palestine #gaza genocide #racism #islamophobia #anti blackness #knee of huss

[beanghostprincess]

One Piece and Doctor Who have the same plot. Eccentric little guy whose gender could be anything you want kidnaps a very very sad person and tricks them into adventure and loving life except that the little guy is also extremely traumatized and they save different civilizations from things that definitely aren't referencing irl political injustices at all.

#i just know luffy would love doctor who i just know #the last part was sarcasm btw i think it's obvious but yeah #one piece #monkey d. luffy #doctor who

[fried-manto]

Me and who

#t-traditional art?! #anyways yeah we're going back to the roots for this one guys #2 more posts incoming and it has literally nothing related to saiou or dr what so ever #my art #saiouma #shuichi saihara #kokichi ouma #kokichi oma #ndrv3 #shall we welcome back my trusty phone camera too #always consistently bringing us the most top notch quality captures #this was sarcasm btw.

[chickenoptyrx]

anons hc: turles is gay bc his dub va is?? thoughts??

So I'm completely opposed to that line of reasoning- the real life person is an actor who can act in various roles, and suggesting that the details of their personal life should inform our reading of a character they play seems.. problematic. For a lot of reasons.

However

I also dont see anything wrong with interpretting Turles as gay (or any of the characters as any brand of queer for that matter) and do think this particular line delivery is uuhh..

#eng dub turles says guuuurrrlll frequently and unironically #also. a gay pirate?? idk man that seems like a reach /s #turles soundin gay in english dub is ack-chu-allie problematic cause it reflects stereotypes about gay people being villians #and going after children from the days of the hays code /still sarcasm btw guys #ask

[coolnonsenseworld]

Every Calendar pre-order gets the HEX sticker as well, so I'm posting it along with the introduction to the Universe to preface it. I've decided to put writing HEX as my priority for September/October, with the goal to publish the first chapter on AO3 exactly on Halloween - so here it is! Whatever happens it's gonna be there.

It has been stuck in my head like an earworm, so I can't wait.

#klance #i dont think hex has a tag here does it? i dont remember D: #this is my no take backsies post #also this is them after the plot btw #before the plot lance actually isnt all scarred up #and keith doesnt have his fancy tattoos #also they use sarcasm and witty jokes to deal with trauma not cakes and juice and flowers in hair but thats beside the point

[tearwolfe]

more rui in croptop please

oohh the horrors... making me draw rui in a crop top again... how could you...

#ask #rui kamishiro #this is sarcasm btw. i #rui crop top saga

[heavenlyclownage]

Alright so artstyle constantly changing aside, imagine, if you will: You lose in the first ever poll running, sorrowfully, then you go to see that you have a second chance! how great! finally time to prove everyone that you can do better! ONLY TO GET PITTED BY THE #2 WINNER OF LAST POLL AND LOSING AGAIN... I LOVE THAT HE'S A SORE LOSER,,, THIS IS VERY ON BRAND,,,

#deltarune chapter two #deltarune fanart #deltarune comic #spamton g spamton #spamton #tumblr sexyman poll #great job everyone who voted btw!! #this isnt sarcasm i swEAR #clownageartage #he fought so well im so proud lol #but he's a sore loser and im capitalizing on that like im the monopoly man

[jay-wasreblogging]

You're laughing. He's a minority of one of the most persecuted people in history, achieving representation. And you're laughing.

#justice for wealthy red headed caucasian males!! // this is sarcasm btw #sherlock & co #sherlock and co #the red headed league

[perlukafarinn]

Sexuality headcanons for the Stardew marriage candidates let's gooo (i know they're all functionally bisexual but this is just based on vibes):

Abigail: Bisexual. Makes out with girls while drunk "for fun", takes her until her mid 20s to admit it's legit same-sex attraction.

Alex: Gay and extremely closeted. The farmer is the first person to make him feel safe enough to acknowledge his sexuality.

Elliott: Pan. Won't even notice your gender until like three weeks into your relationship because he's too busy trying to come up with suitably beautiful similes for your eyes.

Emily: Ace and extremely romantic. The type of person who, if she lived in a city, would regularly fall in love with strangers on the street because she saw them skip over a crack in the pavement or whistle at a songbird or some shit.

Haley: Mean lipstick lesbian. Also my girlfriend, so back off.

Harvey: Straight malewife. Into women who want him to be the little spoon and who will listen to him ramble about his hobbies (but he also loves to hear you go off about your own hobbies so it's all good).

Leah: Bisexual, looking for "a kindred spirit". Her and Elliott are WLW/MLM solidarity.

Maru: Comes off as ace and aro because she's always so busy with her gadgets that she seems uninterested in human relationships. Actually a bisexual secret romantic, just wants someone to stargaze with.

Penny: Lesbian. But don't get involved if you can't support her tradwife fantasy lifestyle.

Sam: Mostly straight with one exception.

Sebastian: Quintessential bi emo kid. Sam's one exception.

Shane: No.

#stardew valley #abigail #alex #elliott #emily #haley #harvey #leah #maru #penny #sam #sebastian #shane #these are not up for discussion btw #(do i need to tag that as sarcasm? lmao)