#<50k

[cupidford]

The Man With the Cartier Frames by JRow

Sherlock's case will surely be solved quickly...in between trips to Putney to help with Rosie, collecting her from school, and preparing for her sleepover at 221B

Johnlock Love Letters #2313

#jl3 #johnlockloveletters #johnlock #love letters #The Man With the Cartier Frames #JRow #parentlock #post s4 #s4 fix it #friends to lovers #happy ending #case fic #pining Sherlock #POV Sherlock #Rosie Watson #<50k #johnlock fic recs

[erosfics]

things happen (they do, they do, and they do)

Castiel/Dean Winchester

27k words

E rating

So, the first thing that happens is Castiel comes back.  "Right," Dean says eventually, gruffly. He looks down at his shoes. "I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, man. It's—you know, yours. Do your thing, love who you love, whatever. I can't really stop you from loving me, if that's what you've decided to do, but I don't—I can't—"  "I know," Castiel murmurs, still just smiling a little, not looking heartbroken at all. "Don't worry about it, Dean, that's all I ask."  "So we're—" Dean risks a glance up, swallowing thickly. "We're good?"  Castiel hums. "We're good."

#ao3 #fic rec #destiel #<50k #2024

[sunstormrecs]

ship Han Jisung | Han/Lee Minho | Lee Know

tags Alternate Universe - College/University, Pining, this is literally 20k of pining so consider this your warning, Banter, Internalized Homophobia, Introspection, Explicit Sexual Content, Loss of Virginity, Anal Sex, Miscommunication, not actually miscommunication because they simply do not communicate at all. hate that for them, Drinking, Friends to Lovers 

summary Jisung is in love with his best friend. The seasons change—spring blurs into summer into autumn into winter—but his feelings stay the same.

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Jisung wants to pay for Minho’s bubble tea, but he doesn’t know how to say that without giving himself away—without making it obvious how far fucking gone he is, without romantic intentions tinging the statement, without stumbling over his words—so instead he suggests they play Rock Paper Scissors and the loser pays the bill.

#a new slick leaf unfurling (like a fist to an open palm) #hyunnies #skz #minsung #ch #fin #<50k #rated E #pining so hard it hurts

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#the date is mostly wishful thinking but I am fairly confident about the bullet points #10k #20k #50k #100k

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

#im gonna give myself an ulcer. #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

#:3c #pho.posts #april fools #boop #april fools day #1k #5k #10k #20k #50k #75k #these numbers mean Nothing to me anymore...

[calware]

shoutout to lil hal

#i say things #1k #2k #3k #5k #10k #homestuck #💾 #lil hal #25k #50k

[datasoong47]

#100 notes #500 notes #1k notes #5k notes #10k notes #25k notes #50k notes #75k notes #100k notes

[53v3nfrn5]

Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

#trees #nature #naturecore #science #sciencecore #aesthetic #cottagecore #mother nature #treecore #forestcore #interesting #5k #10k #20k #50k

[cupidford]

Cupid's Venom by SilentAuror

Stamford tells Sherlock that he wished he could have taken credit for being Cupid. Unfamiliar with the reference, Sherlock plunges into studies of toxins and Greek mythology...

Saved in drafts for around Valentine's Day

#jl3 #johnlockloveletters #johnlock #love letters #<50k #Valentine's Day #Cupid #cupid mike stamford #cupid Stamford #Mike Stamford is Cupid #greek mythology #post s4 #POV Sherlock #POV third person #third person POV #romance #pining Sherlock #Happy Ending

[erosfics]

gorging myself on you, still can't get full (insatiable)

Castiel/Dean Winchester

24k words

M rating

"Fine, whatever. Love you too, asshole. I hope you enjoy your walk home with your stupid, grainy bread. Taking Nature's Own a little too much to heart, but sure," Dean tells him, flashing him a sarcastic smile and swiveling around in the aisle to march away. He throws out something over his shoulder, careless and barbed. "I'm not paying for that shitty cardboard."  Dean's three aisles over when he realizes what, precisely, he said. Thankfully, when he comes to this conclusion, he's holding a box of poptarts, so when he fumbles and drops them to the floor, it's not a huge mess. He stares down at the slightly dented box of Brown Sugar Poptarts, and he has a very swift and very unshakeable crisis right there and then.  Love you too, asshole.  No, no, no. Why would he say that? Why would he do that? In the middle of the goddamn grocery store while arguing about bread? That's not—that can't be how it happens. That can't be. 

#destiel #ao3 #fic rec #<50k #2024

[corpish]

in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

#please watch!! #imo this ad does a really good job of storytelling from start to finish #tiktok #down syndrome #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k #30k #40k #50k #75k

[thatdelusionalnerd]

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #ides of march #cor speaks #WHY ISNT ANYONE LOSING THEIR MIND OVER THIS! #MARCH 15 #!! #julius caesar #The chocolate guy #*10k #*20k #*30K #*40K #*50K #*60K

[sunstormrecs]

ship Kim Hongjoong/Park Seonghwa

tags Alternate Universe - College/University, Friends to Lovers, Sexual Tension, kim hongjoong is horny and not just for love, and they were ROOMMATES, Party Games, Sex Toys, Service Top!Hongjoong

summary It starts, as Hongjoong should have expected, with a game of Never Have I Ever.

#here for the good life #ne_sciat #atz #seongjoong #rated E #ch #fin #<50k #some good matz #i love it when hj is a disaster

[charlesoberonn]

#the simpsons #10k #20k #50k

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

#its always a persons face and its always cropped to be like. just their eyes. its so fuckin weird #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k