#“so perhaps a rat”

[krash-and-co]

tss lockwood I love you so much btw

#hes so fucking funny idc #“did i ever tell you about Harry crisp?” #“yes a MILLION TIMES SHUT THE FUCK UP” #and OFC we can't forget the irish dockworkers and instinctive accents #“lucy i found a death glow. rat sized” #“so perhaps a rat” #“ah probably” #“so. unrelated then?” #“probably” #(after lucy screamed his name like 5 times) did you call? :) #“Lockwood wont notice we broke his gourd.....” #Lockwood‚ immediately after entering his house‚ five seconds before passing out: hey wheres the gourd (still manages to forget chains) #i say tss mainly bc the hope house scenes were so funny to me yeah ik he's like this later in the series too its just #i love them so much #Lockwood and co #tss #the screaming staircase #Anthony Lockwood

[tansypaws]

mmmmothwing and 15??? if no one has asked that yet

baby, though I've closed my eyes i know who you pretend i am i know who you pretend i am

washing machine heart ; mitski

#its ur lucky day anon bc u got in just before the other 15 #which was old mothwing anon who should send me a new number <3 pease #i wanna draw the characters u suggested but perhaps...to a different jam #mothwing #leafpool #crowfeather #begrudging tag #warriors #warrior cats #riverclan #be gay draw cats #anyeay please you know me as a leafmoth truther #they are to me so in love forever #but you know in canon. mothwing maybe was like damn. why the fuck did she run away with that scrawny rat when im right here?????

[bred-is-a-dumb-name]

I dont normally post work doodles bc they're aren't always that great and these arent really either but I don't actually hate these and also I just need to share with you all my current obsession w these maniacs

#like they are so gay #it is so canon #billy loomis is a rat looking homo repressed mamas boy #anyways they consumed my thoughts ever since i rewatched the first three films recently #stuilly #stu macher #billy loomis #billy x stu #stu x billy #scream 1996 #scream fanart #fanart #slashers #art #my art #doodles #sketches #i made these while having a slow ass day at the store lmao #perhaps ill post more about them bc i have so many thoughts now #brain is fully rotted

[whumpy-wyrms]

Dew and Anton!!!! :)

i drew this to replace the images in the masterlist cuz my art has improved sooo much since then and i thought it was time for a change! i will probably end up changing the background but im sooo eepy rn and wanted to be done with it tonight :) also Anton’s new weird green eyes may or may not have something to do with his lore 🧪🧪🧪🧪 im not gonna snitch on my guy tho

#anyway the brain blorbos have been brain blorboing lately #but specifically aspen and silas and i’ve been writing a lot about them #brc chapters coming very soon im so excited #my art #tllr art #dew oc #anton oc #the last lab rat #whump art #? #perhaps #scientist whumper #winged whumpee #lab whump #i’m obsessed with the way i draw anton now like wow wooooowww #he’s so cool #SO COOLLLL #i need to be his test subject PLEASEEEEW #Anton take me instead #Dew can we switch places bestieee #i neeed anton to give me top surgery and wings and be friends with a talking mouse and snake and other fun stuff pleaseee antonnnnnn hiii #okay gn tumblr im so normal about this obviously #eepy time 💤💤💤💤

[ciniga]

Me and @boomboxwithlegs drew this scene from the fanfic we are working on together!!

Lazlo is showing Loki what Jell-o is! (I didn't know what that was either okay)

#Someday boomboxwithlegs will also show me what jello is #perhaps we are projecting #cassandra their boss has a catchphrase its always watching you beaker and its also you forgot to hand in your paperwork #Rat dominic is angry at Loki for not sitting with him :( #There are too many inside jokes in this to explain so imma stop nowhehueheh #strangetown #ts2 #Lazlo Curious #loki beaker #premade #premades #the sims #cini art #Art collab #my art #the sims 2 #sims fanart

[scurvioli]

@koifsssh Its your boy! A little WIP of something I was thinking lately

And i Believe its kyleeartistlittle's AU

#I was rewatching Coraline #and I had thoughts #Gerome #Coraline au #WIP #scurvyart #oh the buttons #I don't know if that au already has a Mr. B #but Rainy and Gerome felt fitting I must say #perhaps I will finish this some day #who knows! #but here you go koi #hide this in your Rainy folder if you wish! #I have so many little ideas in my head #but I am so busy! #One must take time for all important things in life #like drawing little guys #and their little rat friend

[teddy-bear-d]

And with a turn of events due to the multiverse collapsing Ariana Griande and Ratsune Miku hold a hit revival concert tour

#grian #martyn inthelittlewood #martyn ratsmp #ratsune miku #ariana griande #like I said #one person asked for them together #so I drew them together #perhaps next one person will request ratsune miku in an actual hatsune miku outfit #one person #and I will do it #enjoy the chaos #but also beauty #I really make Ariana griande too pretty for a minecraft man’s funny joke #the whole time I was drawing this I thought #how would I explain what I am doing to my family #I don’t think they’d understand the appeal of a minecraft man’s drag pop star #and another Minecraft man’s rat drag vocaloid persona

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Why are you not posting about Palestine and condemning Isreal? There is a literal genocide going on

... excuse me

#ratsk tag #not rats but worth sharing #i am. leery #like. i do not have so much as an internal reaction to this because i. don't know what anon is getting at #what they are trying to goad from me #does this ask mean ''i would like your genuine actual deadass straight answer to this question like as an autism would answer it'' #does this ask mean ''you are shitty for not posting about palestine & israel'' #(or perhaps ''it is shitty of you not to post about palestine & israel'') #does this ask mean ''you should post about palestine & israel. the question is rhetorical and meant to guilt you into doing so'' #whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo knows.

[burinazar]

:( patheticposting

nearly literally reduced to tears rn by how overwhelmingly it feels like nobody cares what I make or like or think about and how meaningless any of my creativity and love and effort is

[whiterunguard]

If hes not a girl why does he wear a skirt..... Checkmate. imperial libberals .... HA!

#talking #skyrim #shitpost #general tullius #what if i peeled all of my skin off and turned it into a handbag. what then #i really hate this fucking guy #i wish he would drop dead #genuinely i want nothing more than to see him burn in fucking hell for all of eternity #im going to put him in a blender and turn it on #im going to dangle him over a pit of sharks and cut the rope #im going to drop a comically large anvil on his head #im going to put on knife shoes and stomp him to death #i hate you general tullius i wish you nothing but misery and pain and sand #sadness not sand #whatever i hope you get sand too dipshit. all in your fucking shoes you pathetic worm #i bet he cries himself to sleep at night #everybody beat general tullius with hammers #NOW NOW NOW #KILL THIS DISGUSTING CRETIN WITH BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE BODY AND HEAD #hey btw im the most normalest guy in the world #you can trust me #ive never said anything strange or perhaps peculiar in my entire lifetime #and this is a fact #so i think you should um. believe im the regular person on this planet Earth #and nothing is more true ok #maybe i do hold a little disdain for this weird thing. hmm. sooo what. #so what if i put out a little bit of peanut butter with rat poison in it to kill him huh. so what #what are YOU gonna do about it. hmm. yeah nothing #that's what i fucking thought.

[crazywolf828]

So anyway if anyone wonders how @rockystar11 shows her love it's by making cursed art of Chuck E Cheeses and Biggie Cheese.

Anyway they're exes that still have insane sexual tension 😌

#anyway go follow my girlfriend #she likes to torture me with beautiful cursed art💚💚💚 #art #fanart #chuck e cheese #biggie cheese #rats #mice #animals #artists on tumblr #cursed #crack ship #crackship #enemies to lovers #because i think its funny #don't mind me #Rocky art #my gf is so talented 💚💚💚 #furry #perhaps #tbh not sure if this counts as furry 😅

[lu-sn]

"Can I get a history check?" Pete asks.

Chay hums, flipping through his notes. "What are you trying to remember?"

"Have I seen or heard of Vegas taking physical abuse from his father before? Rumors, maybe?"

Chay taps his chin for a long moment. "Roll for perception instead."

Everyone at the table groans. Pete slaps a hand over his eyes.

"Can't believe you're doing Pete dirty like that, Chay." Porsche claps a hand onto Pete's shoulder in sympathy.

"What's your record on perception rolls, again?" Macau says. He starts ticking off on his fingers. "Failed that check on Kinn, then that other check on Hia, then the one on Porsche, and then on Porsche, and then Porsche—"

"Leave me alone," Pete says, muffled into his hand.

"Least it's better than his deception throws," Porsche snickers. "Haven't seen you get anything above a five in weeks—"

"He's just a little clueless, aren't you, Pete," Vegas says, arms crossed, mirth clear on his face.

"Fine, you bastards," Pete mutters, grabbing his die.

"You know what, Phi," Chay interjects, right as Pete rolls, "I'll give you advantage on this one."

"Holy shit," Porsche says, leaning over Pete's dice box. "He's not gonna need it."

"Nat twenty," Pete breathes out.

"Dude!" Macau yells. "Absolutely sick—"

"Phi," Chay tries to speak over the uproar, "can you — Macau, shut up — Phi, can you tell the table about your own father?"

Pete leans back. "When I was little, my father put me in muay thai, and he used to, uh," he grimaces, "beat me up after matches, if I lost."

Chay nods. "You watch Gun punch Vegas, and you immediately recognize this as a mirror of what happened to you in your past. You can also tell that this isn't new, that Vegas is used to taking these kinds of beatings, and he's used to bearing them in silence. Vegas is scared of his father — and Gun does not give a shit about his son, outside of how Vegas can be useful to him."

The table is hushed.

"Well," Pete says eventually. "That's just... great."

"Is Pete's background common knowledge?" Vegas asks suddenly.

"Nope," Chay says.

"Well," Vegas makes a note, "I'll wager that knowledge becomes a lot more relevant very, very soon."

Chay smiles, impish. "We'll see."

(inspired by this post from @veliseraptor)

#nobody asked for this but i'm leaving it on your doorstep like a dead rat anyway 😂 #i am a poser i have played dnd perhaps twice and then watched a couple of eps of d20 so don't look too closely at this #kinnporsche #vegaspete #pete saengtham #porchay kittisawasd #vegas theerapanyakul #mine: ficlet

[teethkid67]

Hihi so uh. I’ve been going through the block party tag and I am obsessed? And I love it and it’s great. Do y’all have a playlist for it / any songs you associate strongly with it? Thank youuu

HI.

HERE IS THE OFFICIAL BLOCK PARTY PLAYLIST. IT IS MY FAVORITE.

HERE IS SONGS TO FEED YOUR CAT TO. ITS AN OLDIES MIX DEDICATED TO BP EXILE.

#IVE BEEN VIBRATING FOR THE FOUR DAYS THIS HAS SAT IN MY INBOX . SORRY #cat playlist is perhaps a formative moment of block party development #'like eating glass' was one of the Formative Songs as far as the au itself goes #as in the words 'block party' were spoken and the song came to mind instantly so it starts out the bp playlist #other bp iconics include home by the sea by genesis. breakfast in america by supertramp. king rat by modest mouse. PUMPED UP FUCKING KICKS #divine loser as well #block party #things i make #playlists #dream smp au

[power-chords]

This book kicks ass. Today I learned that the great Irish satirists of yore were really good at rhyming rodents to death.

#who knew that rats and mice were so sensitive to ridicule. perhaps tom of tom and jerry fame should have employed a different strategy

[scurvioli]

@thatthirstyweirdo

A little gift of Maverick and Gerome

#We have not talked much #but Oh I imagine Gerome and Maverick to be friends #perhaps it is just in Geromes nature to make friends though #But I think he would enjoy resting in a pair of headphones #I imagine he has a poor habit of ruining hair-dos #He just enjoys being up so high #Perhaps Rainy introduced them #Who is to say! #But either way #Hello! #Gerome #I also had a thought #Rant time #Gerome would probably be a little stick puppet/handpuppet #depending on his current needs #if he is simply scampering along #perhaps a simple plush rat on a stick #but if he is enjoying time with neighbors #moving from hand to hand #perhaps a little hand and stick puppet #for Emotion!

[milkmynk]

Just thinking about how KDJ receives a ton of flak for sacrificing himself all the time but frankly, he did really well. Like just incredibly well. He took down the Constellations, dismantled the Star Stream, gave everyone a happy ending (besides himself).

Frankly, it's a paltry price. One man for entire worldlines? People have sacrificed themselves for far less. Sure, that one man means the world to a few, but the vast majority of people would say that he's a hero, that it was a sacrifice well-made.

I just... think that KDJ needs to be praised more for what he accomplished. He's always had this negative view of himself that he failed throughout life, that he's undeserving, that he's not good enough... And heck, I don't think Kimcom would praise him after he returns, cause he gave them all the worst trauma of their lives 😂

So... yeah. I think it'd mean a lot to KDJ if 999, the YJH he looked up to the most, could give him a pat on the head and praise him for a job well done. Especially since 999 would be the YJH most likely to understand KDJ's actions.

I mean... KDJ even says as much. That he hopes someone (HSY) could reassure him that he was doing good. But nobody ever did :/

#orv #spoilers #give the poor man some praise #he needs it so so much #although to be fair if it came from anyone other than 999 #I think he wouldn't accept the praise #he'd probably just be like #It was all my fault in the first place so this is just atonement #and write off the praise as nothing #but perhaps if it came from 999... #nevermind I take it back even if it came from 999 or SP himself he'd probably just be like no I caused all your suffering in the first place #why would you praise me for that #🙄 #KDJ #my darling baby rat bastard #you're going to be the death of me