#(sort of lmaoooo)

[jet-teeth]

Need more dreadnougts around here, it's been a hot minute Some sketches from a bit ago, further attempts at trying to keep it loose but still be somewhat structural/technical

#Wh40k #dreadnought #ironclad #castaferrum #contemptor #redemptor #mecha #(sort of lmaoooo) #the inky style lends itself well to that but it's the eternal struggle for an efficient approach pff #short attention span always at odds with the detail hyperfixated side of the brain #There is a Two Wolves joke in there somewhere #anyway dreadnoughts make me smile I fucken love them

[michi-chelle-draws]

quick sticky note doodle for towa’s bday !

#slow damage #slow damage towa #fanart #doodle #got slow damage on the brainnn #i just started chapter 2 and i’m trying to avoid spoilers but i wanna look up fanart already! i’m being so brave rn lmaoooo #i drew this on the book i’m reading during work break and i thought it was sort of a nice background #today was hectic man i just wanna sit down and read this fucked up visual novel for 12 hours!! is that too much to ask

[seenfull]

#wg kink #belly kink #inspired by some anons I received!! #the clank sound is the pilot inserting the steering wheel #those seats are sort of molded to fit the driver perfectly at the time they're made #his ass getting wider and not quite fitting there anymore is so 🥴🥴 #or his seatbelts getting way too snug... #i feel so cringe lmaoooo #but i am free

[emblazons]

“If this is to work, we must appear madly in love.”

Phoenixflare Week || Day 3: Pretend Relationship / Fake Dating Joshua Rosfield & Dion Lesage + The Duke & I/Bridgerton AU

Joshua Rosfield—Duke of Rosaria—recently returned from his travels to proper Valisthean court intent on avoiding his mother's intentions to introduce him to every high-born match available, in hopes of finally marrying him off. Yet, during the first ball of the season, an encounter with his childhood friend Dion Lesage—the now cast-off Prince of Sanbreque—provides him with another option. If Prince Dion agrees to a fake courtship, Joshua can deter his mother from a parade of marriageable prospects being placed before him—while Dion (whose prospects were reduced to all but the lowest houses when his true-blood brother Oliver was born) might once again see his prospects and reputation soar. Despite being a match between two of Valisthea's strongest families, a romance between two high-ranking men of the realm is unprecedented—and too interesting for society not to watch with rapt interest. The plan works like a charm—at first. But amid the glittering, gossipy, cut-throat world of Valisthean elite, there is only one certainty: Love ignores every rule.

#phoenixflareweek #dion x joshua #phoenixflare #joshua rosfield #dion lesage #ffxvi gifs #my gifs #design forward #ffxvi #final fantasy xvi #ffgraphics #final fantasy #phoenixflareweek2024 #AS CLOSE TO PRETEND DATING AS I COULD FIGURE OUT FOR THEM LMAOOOO #.....I am devoted to the single fic I'm writing for this challenge...so you get a gif moodboard for an AU lmaooo #this one was probably the hardest day to sort through visually (hence the less “designed” gifs) but...it does it's job I think #also YES vaguely spicy on main. they deserve it—and everyone thank Mary and George for existing for clips LMAO

[twistedappletree]

my three personalities in a room together

#3 out of like 161459693885 bc i’m a gemini lmaoooo #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan sizhui #jin ling #lan jingyi #mdzs juniors #precious juniors #fic wip #jingyi has his priorities sorted lbr #fic in progress #toss a queue to your witcher #im love them

[rebouks]

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Norma: It’s not uncommon to find yourself on the wrong path in life, Oscar. Try not to beat yourself up too much. Oscar: I could’ve turned back earlier-.. I don’t know why I didn’t. Courtney reckons it was fate. Norma: That’s one way of looking at it.

Oscar: I was in a bad place.. ignoring everything seemed easier at the time, but the more we got involved, the less freedom we had. I figured they’d get bored eventually, y’know? Find someone better suited to the job than a depressed junkie. Norma: Bumping into Kate, that changed things for you?

Oscar: It felt so personal in comparison-.. these were innocent people; people I knew. I couldn’t sit on it. I knew the cops were in on it as well, so I took her to the only person I thought I could trust. Norma: Joslyn.

Oscar: [nods] She helped Kate, but she couldn’t help us, not after being promoted by Spencer. Norma: She tried her best. Oscar: That Agent Key guy was twice as useless as her, he fucking ghosted us.

Norma: Well, I looked into that after Joslyn told me about it. He had a heart attack-.. recovered just fine, but chose to retire early. The importance of your case was most likely lost amongst a mountain of paperwork. Those local departments are horrendously unorganised, bound by red tape; it should’ve landed on our desk.

Oscar: I was pissed that no one seemed interested-.. but I’m stubborn, so I figured I’d write it up myself, take it to the top. I kinda got waylaid though; Del Sol, Courtney got pregnant, I checked myself into rehab.. it’s all a bit of a blur. Norma: Do you know why Wyatt sent Courtney to Del Sol?

Oscar: It turns out they’d met outside all this; maybe he was jealous, suspicious, unhinged.. all three? The weirdest thing is, after all that, he turned around and helped us? I don’t get it. Norma: Really? That’s interesting.

Oscar: For some reason, yeah. He helped us expose Spencer. Norma: Is there any chance he could’ve felt guilty-.. had a change of heart? Oscar: [scoffs] I doubt it, he’s a pretty disturbed guy.

Norma: It’s no wonder, growing up in that environment. Oscar: He doesn’t deserve an excuse. Norma: Now, now.. don’t get all bitter; we never truly know other people’s intentions. We can guess, but still…

Oscar: It’s hard not to be. Norma: I’m sorry that you fell through the cracks, Oscar.. I really am. If you were a CI, or even an undercover agent, you would’ve been pulled out of this situation a long long time ago. The fact that you persevered is admirable.

Oscar: [sighs] I just-.. I wish Courtney hadn’t been dragged into it. Norma: Life’s too short for regret, dust yourself off and move on. Oscar: How can I move on when-…

Norma: We have a name, a place-.. Eugene’s already in Del Sol; it’s only a matter of time, trust me. Oscar: I suppose it’s your job now. Norma: [chuckles] Not one to hand over the reins easily, are you? You and your friends got us this far, we’ll do the rest.

Oscar: [nods] Thanks for being one of the good ones-.. I think? You haven’t been a dick to us, at least. Norma: Aha, the key is to pick your battles. You’re not the real bad guys here. Oscar: Are you, uh-.. we’re not gonna need lawyers once you’ve wrapped up in Del Sol, are we?

Norma: No, there’s no evidence against any of you; some dealings here and there, racketeering, assault-.. whatever else? Some of our agents do much worse, it’s a means to an end… I told Bruno we don���t always do things by the book, and I meant it. Oscar: That’s.. good to know.

Norma: [nods resolutely] Such a remarkable story-.. anyway, I think you’ve given me enough of your time. Oscar: Well.. I didn’t think I’d be saying this, but it was nice meeting you. Norma: Likewise! I’ll be sure to let you know of our progress, okay? In the meantime, you ought to try and give yourself a break.

#somnium #sims 4 #storytelling #ts4 story #sims story #simblr #oscar finch #norma forbes #they would've talked more beforehand ofc.. but this post was long enough lol #maybe this is long winded and confusing if you haven't read the whole thing #but that's sort of the point #oscar's had a long arduous confusing time of it all #>.< #but at least he feels a lil bit less suspicious of norma and co. now #she's being sincere i swear!! #but if you still don't trust her/me.. well ig i did my job #lmaoooo

[zero-is-nebulous]

Mumbo said, and I quote "floral 1960's", and "psychedelic band", and I did copious amounts of research to match his prompt. Tada ✨️

#🌩nebulous' art🌒 #the buttercups #the buttercup trio #mumbo jumbo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #avian grian #floral 1960s #psychedelic band core #vex scar #Demon mumbo #sort of #im not sure what he is i cant decide if hes a vampire or a shapeshifter or a demon so #its sort of whatever #UGHHHH THEYRR LITERALLY SO????? #also their outfits are very heavily refrenced from several real refrences because i REALLY wanted to get the vibe mumbo was talking abt #theyre all wearing disco pants lmaoooo #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #desertduo #waffleduo #buttercup trio #also did some experimenting with shading let me know what you think

[athina-blaine]

nimona 🤝 bullying concussed men

#nimona #my fic #this meme is Them to me #just love the thought of nimona relentlessly giving ambs a hard time #real 'making a face at each other across the dinner table while bal isn't looking' sort of arrangement #you know that one animatic sefarlen made with the wreck-it-ralph sound byte lmaoooo #at least until the corporate team building retreat and they have to start wearing an our getting-along shirt #and then they find out that they had more in common than they ever realized 🥺

[nvoc]

SKYRIM ; scenery 12

#skyrim #skyrim screenshots #dailygaming #gamingscenery #skyrim scenery #tesv #.skyrim #.s #.c #im gonna need to find new things to take pics of lmaoooo #im in awe at the ground every time ngl LMFAOOOOOOOOO #i need to go touch some grass fr 💯 #i havent been playing skyrim lately but ive been sorting my load order manually these past 2 days #the modwatch modlist should be updated #still got a long way to go tho 🥲

[generalmelchett]

It was so Moffat to write a full conversation between the Doctor and an unconscious woman where, because her lifeless body is of use to him as a sounding board, the Doctor can still very cleverly demonstrate he has worked everything out. A sexy lamp moment. A sexy, dead lamp moment.

#there was absolutely no need for that to happen at all #it did not add drama or tension. it was a waste of a good actor #lots of bits of the episode wound me up but I see it was a cheap one and that’s sort of fair. did it all have to be one scene? who knows #the resolution didn’t make sense but when does it ever. but seriously #cut to ruby dead on the ground while the doctor showboats #no better than her being injured and having a conversation with him lmaoooo #doctor who #boom

[ectonurites]

SUPER DARK TIMES X FOR TAMMY RAE by BIKINI KILL

#just wanted to play around with vhs-ish effects lmaoooo. and also do smthn with an early 90's song bc. things they coulda listened to #this is very much a 'makes the movie look more chill vibes than it is' sort of thing but oh well. teehee #sam edits #super dark times #im not tagging everyone just. the gangs all here

[captainofthetidesbreath]

I know some folks who went to the live show and can't be with us as we all watch it for the first time on broadcast due to the time zones, but I will say, blindly, that I do plan to be obnoxious about what happens in this for weeks, and I'm pretty sure that I'll keep coming up with dumb jokes and comments about this for a WHILE. (Oh, and serious thoughts too, I guess. It's the Nein, I always have thoughts about them.)

So, never fear, we can still all make stupid jokes about this together AND you have an extra like 36 hours advantage to percolate on it!

#tbh good time to draft all sorts of memes and jokes and have them ready for Friday lmaoooo #Critical Role things #CR

[theloveinc]

DIVORCE BABES DIVORCEEEE DEKUUUU SO ANGSTY so good MY GOODNESS I love it ahhh the inner turmoil poor reader being left alone

IN A HOUSE YOU BUILT TOGETHER, the same one you’d thought you’d grow old in, with extra bedrooms and a pretty backyard🥺… suddenly alone in the extra large bed Deku picked out to help his back, alone in your bathroom with two sinks and extra wide shower that still has his conditioner sitting there, rotting there, in the corner.

Do you box up his stuff immediately? Do you keep it exactly where it was left, his shirts next to yours in the same dresser?

You know he’s not coming back, you don’t even want him to if he was this willing to give your life together up, but part of you still isn’t convinced that is it: the end. Surely he’ll at least return for his favorite mug, his workout equipment, his All Might figurines-

(But he doesn’t. Not for years at least, not until you’re finally trying to heal and move on and stop shaking at the sight of his name in the news. You’d have always rather he left you at the altar than abandon you the way he did, at least then you could convince yourself it wasn’t your fault—which is what he tells you when he finally does came back and you’re collapsing on the floor.)

-

(And if you have a child, the way you have to put this all aside just to care for them, putting the only effort you have left into raising an entire human not to be as naive and stupid as you.)

#deku #LIKE HELP #and he comes back and all you can do is cry!!!!!!!!!!! just like when he first left!!!!! you just don’t understand what’s going on!!! #it wouldn’t have been so bad if he just told you he was leaving sent you alimony gave you a reason to hate him #but he didn’t. it was nothing. no words. and now he’s acting like it’s forgivable #you want to be angry but you’re just hurt #and the sad thing part of you was waiting to see him again at least to get some sort of closure #you always imagined how you’d try to kill him but … you can barely even look at him without feeling sick #he should’ve stayed away - what you tell him when he asks what he can do to make it better #you try to get there tho … eventually #the Adele quote made me laugh lmaoooo #caitie things #divorced deku #gen #anon

[peggycatrerr]

At least our ship is canon.

You're a fucking snob. "Oh I'm so much better than these fans because I do my fandom differently" BUT YOU DON'T. Marvel fans are the absolute most cliche fans. Lmao this superiority complex people who don't watch OFMD have is honestly just masking the most intense jealousy. You've never watched the show, but you KNOW you're better than the people that do? Get the fuck out of here. You're pathetic.

HOLY SHIT GUYS I'VE BEEN ON TUMBLR FOR NEARLY A DECADE AND THIS IS MY FIRST BIT OF ANON HATE OMG. OMG WHAT DO I DO I WANT TO FRAME THIS <333

#steph's post tag #''at least our ship is canon'' WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE IT'S 2015. BRO PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING ANYMORE IT'S OKAY #I'M ALSO NOT EVEN A MARVEL FAN ANYMORE LMAOOOO I JUST HAVEN'T CHANGED MY URL SINCE 2017 #I FUCKING HATE 99% OF MARVEL FANS TOO. IT'S JUST THAT THAT POLL WAS LITERALLY ABOUT FANDOM NOT ABOUT THE PAIRING ITSELF #AND STEVEBUCKY OBJECTIVELY COME OUT ON TOP THERE????? #i'm absolutely cackling at this come on dude what year did you write this from. Keep sending me these messages they amuse me #also get out of where. that post was untagged bro you had to FIND MEEEEEEEE #also if you even read the full tags you would've noted the part where i clarified that the show itself seems to do everything just fine!! #it's just that the fans act like FUCKING SUPERWHOLOCKS FOR THE NEW DECADE #AND YOU ARE PROVING ME RIGHT. BY TALKING LIKE A FUCKING SUPERWHOLOCK FOR THE NEW DECADE #omg. Ofmd fans grab your flags we have a stinky STUCKY SHIPPER* to attack >:( #(*girl who has not given a shit about the mcu at all in like three years and is totally disengaged from the concept of stucky despite #her teenagehood love for it)

[clits-and-clips]

Lost the love of my life but im being healed with cat paw boops

#txt #sort of serious sort of not lmaoooo #i havent put my phone down since i got back from the shops #boop

[smute]

my parence got a new fiber internet connection "for free" and although they're quite tech savvy they're also at an age now where people think they can take advantage of them 😤 so after the phone company installed the access point in the basement "for free", they then wanted to charge them 200€ for the in-house hookup (i.e. to run a cable from the basement to the terminal upstairs 👹)

so in my youthful hubris i instead decided to buy a 20m cable and do it myself, and it only took me *checks time* six hours and an insane amount of macgyvering to feed that delicate little thang through the old phone line hole in the ceiling

tbh there was a point in the afternoon when i was ripping apart my mom's floorboards where i would have been more than happy to give someone 200€ just to put me out of my misery... but in the end it all worked out. sometimes even simple tasks take time

#the problem was just that #optical fibers cant be bent #and all i had to work with #was a hole in the basement ceiling #through 30 cm of solid conked creat #because german houses are built like mayan temples for some reason #but no smooth cable tunnel to feed it through #so i had to come up with a way to pull it out the other side #without pulling on the cable itself #i finally ended up with a sort of 3 stage mechanism that consisted of a cable tunnel made of plastic straws (to remain in the hole) #a string on which to pull the cable into the tunnel after it had been placed #and a kind of outer shell that connected everything #and that part took me an entire afternoon #it was fun though ngl #i channelled my inner margo madison #lmaoooo #maybe i should have been an engineer #& #this actually happened last weekend #i just forgot it in my drafts