#*pop* fell off

[lazycranberrydoodles]

i've been wanting to show off my crown prince design since november of last year lmao / follow for more xianle epic fail compilations

#i started drawing taizi dianxia and this meme popped into my head #the second panel is based off of the time the trio spent in the quarantine zone before xianle fell #when xl was trying to figure out the cure for the human face disease and bringing rain to yong’an #lemme find my favorite quotes from this book #its either #Your Highness #why do you think you can achieve anything you want to do? Rather than putting my fate in your hands #I choose to put it in my own. #… Throughout all their past meetings #this was the very first time Xie Lian had steeled his heart to kill Lang Ying. #orrrr #You don’t have a third path amd there is no second cup of water. Wake up #Your Highness! You’re running out of time. #tgcf #heaven official’s blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf meme #xie lian #hob #lmao #art #digital art #my art #doodle #tgcf spoilers #blood

[carlyraejepsans]

Holy shit wait. I had a Sans Thought and now I gotta submit it to the counsel.

So you know the one post, about the different universe's meme cultures in Into the Spiderverse, yeah?

Even if you haven't, the general gist is that different universes have slightly different ones. Like, "freaky flexing, but alright," was the example.

Sans gets slingshotted to an entirely different universe, and not only does he now have to deal with everything that comes with that, but even the /memes/ aren't the same.

considering that when we meet him in deltarune the literal THIRD line of dialogue he has is already a spiderman reference i think the man had to suffer pop culture joke withdrawal

#like sans 100% plays off of a certain character type with his affability and easiness with socializing #who had to throw away a good half of his joke repertoire because the pop culture stuff he referenced never fell down this stupid hole fjskfk #answered asks #sans

[alch-emi]

When your little sister drags you to the Day of Devotion festival and leaves you with the youngest prince of the enemy kingdom 👀

#fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #fire emblem fates #fire emblem leo #fire emblem takumi #takuleo #leokumi #yea they’re gay keep scrolling #The two first fe characters I fell in love with 🙏 #fates isn’t my absolute fav fe anymore but every now and then I think abt all the royals I love them all very much #I literally popped tf off when this banner was revealed

[shuttershocky]

FF16 is kind of running parallel to Stranger of Paradise where they're both dark and gritty, but unlike Stranger of Paradise, FF16 takes itself much more seriously. This makes unintentionally funny moments even more gut-bustingly hilarious.

The best thing that's happened so far is when FF16 does that thing where a magic ritual acts as a euphemism for sex. The way Jill talks about giving her Eikon powers to Clive is written like she's giving her body to him, they're alone in the middle of nowhere at night, they have to touch their bodies to conduct the transfer, and they're both naked. It's not very subtle.

But after five minutes of the mana transfer Eikon absorption scene complete with Visual Novel H-scene music, Clive and Jill still have actual sex anyway.

And then you get an achievement for it.

CONGRATS ON THE SEX, CLIVE!

#im still thinking about it because when the achievement popped up I almost fell off my seat #The way that scene ends and the timing of the achievement notification was so fucking funny

[violenceenthusiast]

everyone look at my rubber plant which has had only one leaf for so so long and is finally putting out a new leaf

#size difference is giving yaoi a run for its money #the camera couldn’t get both in focus at the same time #she briefly had two then three then two then one leaf again #like i came home n barely touched the pot and they fell off. devastating #spent the whole winter white knuckling that last leaf. we’ve made it thru folks #i think there’s as many as four other leaves popping up soon besides that one u can see :’)

[d3v1lish]

Little thing I drew based on a conversation me n my friend had

#we were joking about a transformers n portal au n we were talking how the characters would interact #then I thought omg ratchet would find the coop bots annoying #he wants them gone until one of them explodes then he begins to panic #until he see them pop up again then he’s like go away you freak #he would tend to them if their arms ever fell off or when a turret attacks them <3 #portal #transformers #doodle #my art

[cognitohazardous]

most miserable splitleaf philodendron in the entire world trying its absolute hardest to remain in this mortal coil after i ignorantly waterboarded the shit out of it

#it was so lush when i bought it then i overwatered it and all the leaves except one fell off #so i left it to die and stopped watering altogether and now new growth is popping up #a real trooper

[thefandommess]

I’m no writer but here are some s3 prompts that would effectively end me:

• “I forgive you, Angel.”

• “After everything we’ve been through, why wasn’t “us” enough? Why wasn’t I enough?!”

• “You’d be giving up EVERYTHING .”

“…not everything.”

• “Me or all of Heaven? … c’mon Aziraphale, we both know you’ve made that choice a long time ago.”

“You’re right, I have… and I have made the wrong one.”

#fanfic writers pop off #I beg you #fell free to add more #crowley #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens #neil gaiman #aziraphale #crowly x aziraphale #ineffable husbands

[maryn00b]

pov ur locked in a dungeon jail and a mentally ill wizard approaches ur cell wdyd

#marynoob #myart #original character #oc #dnd character #dungeons and dragons #dnd oc #mentally ill wizard #like borderline insane #no you can't date him #he's like 37 years old #government assigned babygirl #sorry i very much love characters whose life fell appart #also this guy has a kid #like hes an actual father #his name is quinn in case anyone wanted to know #if something happens to him im rage quitting life #i also went crazy with the colors #i kinda popped off ngl

[gayrob0t]

My knee did the thing where it sucked today

#the joint sometimes pops out of allignment and it hurts like a bitch #it always pops back in immediately #this time I fell off the curb in front of my boss

[sporkberries]

I broke my only xbox controller

#i was playing mgsv and i set it on my chair to get up and it fell and the lb button just popped off #i thinkkk i can fix it?? maybe??

[seraqhites]

hello little gay people in my phone

#rubi rambles ⋆｡𖦹 °✩ #i swear i didn’t mean to go like off the grid #think i just fell into a funk with being back home and work😓😓😓 #i pinky promise i’ll be back now #if i’m not i give you guys permission to like idk yell at me or whatever #i’m at work right now but once i get out i’ll get to my asks☹️☹️☹️ #i’ve missed my shoonkums baby pops

[allylikethecat]

the new chapter of all the king's horses oh my god 😭 screaming crying throwing up but in the best way known to man. that was SO good 🥹 poor matty though 😭

!!!!! Thank you so much for reading omg I'm so happy you enjoyed the new chapter!! I had a lot of fun working on it and was so very excited to *finally* explain what happened with Fictional!Matty and the mare and also the whole extent of his Tragic Backstory™️ It's also been really fun to stick with Fictional!George's POV this entire fic instead of switching around like I usually do - we only see Fictional!Matty from Fictional!George's POV and well, Fictional!George isn't the most reliable narrator. I did have a brief worry that this chapter was a bit *much* it kind of wrote itself and I'm just so happy to hear you enjoyed it! Thank you so much for reading, I hope you had a wonderful Friday and that you have a great weekend!

❤️Ally

#allylikethecat #ask ally #anon ask #keep it kind #fanfiction #matty fic #gatty #fanfic #equestrian au #all the king's horses #i love this fic so much #i know i keep saying it but omg i do #also because HORSES #my friends daughter that i'm responsible for at this show fucking fell off walking into the warm up ring #took about two years off of my life #i instantly went into the tack room and chugged a high noon before going back out and watching her lol #then today she had the AUDACITY to ask me to go on a ride around the grounds with her #which i did #but i look up and she's got her feet out of the stirrups and a long ass rein #i was like child i am not playing this game have you learned NOTHING #neither of our horses are spooky #but hers spooked yesterday and thats how she fell off #and Pop has been known to spin and bolt out of no where and he 100% takes out those around him when he does it

[nightingalesighs]

I hate being a human barometer

#anyway #the fuckin pressure fell #and my head is like #can i #can i just like idk pop it off? #like the Barbie heads? #i think that would fix me #or at least someone take away my joints #like #someone explain to me why #i have to feel the pressure change in my head #and my joints #that should be illegal #whatever dipshit summoned me into this malfunctioning meatsuit needs to be punted into the sun #the meatsuit woes #<- new medical tag

[one-winged-dreams]

Taking a psychosis nap just made me more tired ;_;

#i had to go without my meds for like 3 days because I had no way of getting to the pharmacy and the withdrawal was #something lmao #and i got no sleep last night so i popped them and took a nap for a bit to sleep it off and now i feel bleary and exhausted 😩 #almost fell into a ptsd dream but woke myself up so #small victories and all that #anyway i'm still mentally rubberbanding from my body so i'm gonna go see how playing more VII treats me

[seaquestions]

i should say also, after rotb we also watched the first two gi joe movies (both hilariously bad, greatly enjoyed watching them) and now im watching the 80s sunbow cartoon and its like. so funny.

#incoherent turtle noises #ive never had an interest in gi joe bcos its the like. American Jingoism Cartoon. but i actually am having fun not taking anything seriousl #the movies r so funny every single scene that was meant to be emotional fell flat bcos nothing ever rly slowed down for proper weight #and the action scenes were so jam packed with Stuff Happening. debris explosions shakey cam motion blur poor lighting!! waow i cant see shi #but yknow. i had fun and thats what mattered. im sure if i was in theatres at my current age in 2009 watching this i’d be the a very #obnoxious guy in the theatre laughing my ass off at moments where youre not supposed to. #oh but my partner did make me watch renegades some time ago. so im not like a complete stranger to gi joe. #should we babygirlify/sexualise cobra commander more on this website? am i wrong to have that thought pop up in my head rn?