#.....dumpster talking now

[magical-oppas]

Who on the grid would burn Gävlebocken?

Nico Hulkenberg: Has no interest in burning it, he thinks its too much of a hassle.

Kevin Magnussen: Would love to burn it down but doesn't because it is a swedish tradition and therefore he refuses participate. Danskjävel

Zhou Guanyu: Doesn't get it, is not interested in getting it. Eats a lussebulle and drinks some julmust.

Valtteri Bottas: Like all finns he lets the swedes do their weird things and just enjoys from the sidelines.

Yuki Tsunoda: Is so down to burn it. The only reason he came to Sweden was to burn the goat tbh.

Daniel Ricciardo: Eggs Yuki on to burn it. Films the whole thing. Laughs when Yuki is arrested. To his credit he goes with Yuki to the police station.

Alex Albon: Gets why its fun to burn it and wishes for it to burn, but would not burn it himself.

Logan Sargeant: Feels so bad for the goat. Its just trying to spread some christmas joy.

Pierre Gasly: Burns it but makes it look like Esteban did it.

Esteban Ocon: Burns it but makes it look like Pierre did it.

Fernando Alonso: Burns it in the most spectacular way its ever been burned. Its a whole stage production with musical numbers. Somehow its never traced back to him.

Lance Stroll: Finds out about the existence of the goat after Fernandos burning extravaganza. Promptly forgets about the goat like five minutes later.

Lando Norris: Wants to burn the goat so bad but his plan is abysmal and will 100% get him arrested before the burning even can happen.

Oscar Piastri: Has to intervene in Landos plan because he doesn't want Lando to rot away in jail. Gets the job done nice and clean.

Charles Leclerc: Thinks its a normal swedish christmas tradition. Is shocked to find out it is illegal.

Carlos Sainz: Heard that Charles was burning something and didn't ask any follow up questions, just went with him.

Lewis Hamilton: No. It's animal cruelty.

George Russel: Supports Lewis in not burning the goat, secretly wants to burn the goat.

Max Verstappen: Already burned the goat before everyone else got there.

Checo Perez: Helped Max burn the goat before everyone else got there.

#f1 #formula 1 #Winter break is hitting me hard so now im just posting my unhinged thoughts #pls enjoy the dumpster fire that is my brain #nico hulkenberg #kevin magnussen #zhou guanyu #valtteri bottas #alex albon #logan sargeant #yuki tsunoda #daniel ricciardo #fernando alonso #lance stroll #esteban ocon #pierre gasly #lando norris #oscar piastri #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #lewis hamilton #george russell #max verstappen #checo perez #mint talks #gävlebocken

[sciderman]

spectacular spider-man #122

#this is like one of my favourite spider-man pages ever #peter parker #sci talks comics #not for any reason other than peter is so consistently funny here and i love him. his quips are so. he's so. #i want to kiss him he's so funny #“i only got trashed once i grew up.” #i also love that both the nurse and doctor look at him accusatory about how he obtained a baby after knowing his “reputation” in the press. #implication that the papers drag him for being a whore. spider-man is the deadbeat dad to many dumpster baby. #hey now. spider-man may sleep around but he always uses protection.

[realcowboysdrinkjuice]

nobody is gonna see this but like two years ago i read a fanfic and in it badboyhalo was the daycare worker and every day i wonder if that person still watches mcyt and knows that they were so right cause here we are w qsmp and bbh is basically the daycare guy mf watches those kids

#qsmp #i know they’re missing rn #i like watched at the beginning #and then occasionally i watched stuff #but not as religiously as i used to watch other stuff #but recently w tubbo joining ive gotten back into more #idk i hope i get to a point where i’m having as much fun w it as i was dsmp #cause dsmp memories are kinda soured since that was a dumpster fire #but while it was ongoing i had so much fun #it prolly helps that i don’t interact w fandom spaces to be fair so i wasnt partaking in any drama i just watched from afar and shook my hea #but i used to draw so much dsmp just for me and i miss drawing that much #qsmp is so cool i just don’t have the same level w it as i did w dsmp and i feel like i accidentally got so behind #IVE SEEN EVERY SLIMECICLE STREAM THO LOL #i love how i watched the first day streams and i’m still way behind on lore compared to people who joined later #not in a grrr i was here first way cause gatekeeping is lame #just as a huh that’s kinda wild how that turned out #i’ve been watching tubbo streams as background noise tho #i never chat tho i have chat closed and i’ve done that for like the three years i’ve been watching twitch #so i also have trouble getting into streamers who solo stream cause they talk to chat and i ignore chat chat stresses me out #lol when dsmp exploded and the whole thing was that youtube viewers were on twitch now #that’s me #except like not in a these youtube people don’t know etiquette way just in a i treated it like youtube and avoided the twitch features way #i watch it like youtube i never look at chat i never type in chat i just watch the video #idk not interacting w social media is a curse and a blessing

[trianglekisser]

what if........i was a zombie.........in real life................and it was COOL.........................

#go listen to oh my goth by aurelio voltaire and cemetery girl by icp and youll know what was going through my head making this. btw #yes im kinposting on main you guys are going to have to live with my stupid rotten ass talking about the dumpster fire that is my identity #anyways guess who figured out theyre a zombie!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁 #im surprised i only figured this out now ive been pretending to be one since i was a kid #ok im talking about this drawing now this is actually for real what i would look like if i spontaneously got zombified. #except without the bugs i felt like that would be too much both for me to draw and for other people to look at #needless to say i look cool as fuck. 👍 #my art #otherkin #zombiekin #zombie #blood #gore #<- kind of . i dont wanna risk it lol

[comfymoth]

sometimes the only way to deal with your job is to imagine your little blorbos doing it. and then just get way too invested in that

#bakery au……… yeah #quackity and roier r front counter Of Course. jaiden too probably #luzu’s a baker so by the time quackity clocks in for opening he’s already been there for four hours and is fully zombified #quackity talks his ear off anyways. it’s a friendship! sorta #cellbit’s the regular who comes in orders a coffee and stays all day working on something on his laptop #and everyone thinks he’s a freak because who goes to a bakery for coffee. their coffee fucking sucks. why does he stay *all day* Is he crazy #they all take turns making up stories about what it is he seems so hard at work on #and the eggs in this aren’t real kids they’re like. pets. #probably cats cos i said so #tilin is a stray cat that lives under the bakery dumpster that quackity’s been feeding #bobby is jaiden’s spoiled little baby who knocks over all roier’s things #(they’re roommates btw cos they have to be) #and um. yeah i should like shut up now. probably #before i start telling you about what kind of shops are next door to them and who works there and blah blah blah

[meat-loving-meat]

Trying to make Vanyel and Staven’s relationship as unhinged and weird as possible

#I think that they would make each other so much worse #I’m imagining a dumpster fire so terrible that the families stage an intervention #they’re not romantic. they’re not platonic. they’re not fraternal. they’re not antagonistic. whatever they are it’s worse than any of those #their lives are tangled together forever but only Vanyel gets a second chance. Staven is alone forever #and Vanyel is both the closest he can get to what he lost and the most painful reminder of what he lost at the same time #they facetime for hours every day for a month and then don’t talk to each other for three years. #being in the same room as the two of them together is unbearable. #Vanyel tries one (1) time to explain what’s going on to his therapist but gives up halfway through bc it’s one of those things that is both #inexplicable to an outside AND something he doesn’t want to fix #anyway. this dynamic might evolve and change as i write more of it but for right now i think weird™️ is the play #gay herald in a squirrel suit

[azoraahai]

shadow & bone 🤝 game of thrones having showrunners that ruin intricate storylines that MAKE SENSE and SUPPORT THE THEME and MORAL OF THE STORY for shock value when all of source material is there

#shadow and bone #sab #game of thrones #got #asoiaf #sab spoilers #im actually rlly fucking pissed #its so bad but its like not even comical #sure it had AMAZING moments but at the cost of everything else??? yea hell fucking no #i love the crows i rlly do bUT THIS IS SHADOW AND BONE #THIS SEASON SHOULD'VE FOLLOWED BOOK 2 #NOT CRAM 5 OTHER BOOKS AS WELL #ITS SO DUMB #god im so fucking mad i rlly was so fucking excited #and now im just looking at a dumpster fire of a mess #joey talks

[famiglia-lealta]

Beetlejuice: *slapping the ass* This baby can take so much mileage. Neri: I beg your pardon?!

#🌻 muntalk #friend and I were talking about the differences between our current fixations - hers is Alastor right now #And I'm like. Hey at least Alastor has a little class. #I'm out here digging through dumpsters for the worst people possible lmfao

[and-stir-the-stars]

the witness protection program people trying to help Michael find a steady job: okay so what are your skills?

mike: I... draw sometimes?

WPPP: .....okay, what else?

mike: that's, um. that's literally it. that's all i got.

#mike: i can safely identify what foods are safe to eat from dumpsters with 87% accuracy #wppp: yeah you can just stop talking now. we get it

[kiwisandpearls]

I just checked what the Genshin community was up to on YouTube and…

good lord.

#talk away ⌞🍵🍋 ⌝ #I’m not going to explain what’s going #your gonna have to look for yourself #but I will say from what I’ve seen it’s just really exhausting #I look away for one second #and now suddenly everyone is at each others throats #I’m just…gonna stay away from genshin YouTube for a while now #and will just stay on the tumblr side of the genshin community #and this was all over 3 intertwined fates mind you #genshin impact #Genshin drama #I will mention tho #For those who wanna look into this whole dumpster fire #it does include a lot of genshin CCs #take that as you will

[applecherry108]

I finally got to see spiderverse. Did not realize the “canon event” meme was from it. 😅

#of course it was great. it was wonderful. I am going to throw so much goddamn shade at Lauren Montgomery tho #when they announced this movie would be handled my lm and jds I was so fucking skeptical but nah #no lm. just jds. did some digging and apparently jds has been a director a GOOD director on a ton of my favorite shows #vld was lm’s first rodeo as a director rather than storyboard artist and I am now convinced #that anything I liked about vld came from jds. he probably saved that show from being a complete dumpster fire #I can’t say anything about lm as a story board artist but I thank Christ she had no involvement in spiderverse #anyway Sony give me the sequel NOW #apple talks #to the tune of spam

[weedle-testaburger]

i'm so grateful you guys basically never see my face bc whenever i remember how people perceive me it makes me dysphoric as fuck

#personal crap #negativity #dysphoria talk #i just wish i could snap my fingers and be seen as a woman by people and myself #i hate my stupid ass stubble i hate my stupid ass voice i hate my stupid ass body and now i had it cut i hate my stupid ass hair too #my body is just a dumpster fire #the worst part is i don't even feel consistent about it sometimes i feel kind of ok #and i wonder if it's just in my head and then i get miserable af like this

[parad-ice-lostandfound]

bitches hate me 'cause im in my no fucks given era, and I'm like, 'stay mad darling'

#ice speaks #irl stuff #rant in the tags #moved into our new place a few weeks back #and had a big ass celebration after blessing the house #when an old family friend who used to babysit me told me that I've grown very big #and thats true #since we haven't seen each other since I was 10 (am 18 now) #but then my aunt just had to go and remark on my weight #keep in mind im a plus sized person and I was wearing a dress that day #and i said 'well as long as I'm healthy and happy who cares' without missing a beat #which shocked everyone because im not usually the confrontational type #i.e i just keep my mouth shut cause i genuinely don't see a reason to grace their taunts with a response #and im respectful to my elders usually #but i said it while smiling and putting on such an innocent face #that she had to agree with me and apologize in front of the 20+ people who were in the room #since she basically insulted one of the stars of the evening #she kept glaring at me after that #like maam look after your dumpster fire of a family before trying to talk shit about ME to MY FACE #you don't know that i remember what you talk about around me thinking I'm not paying attention or I wont understand what you're talking abo #also love how people think that out of everyone in my family I'm the most gullible and easily influenced #just because i dont react to what comes out of your mouth doesn't mean I am not paying attention #i may be quiet but that just means I'm more observant #on a much happier note i got a lot of compliments for my outfit and my hair #and i have a designated writing and reading spot which is making me more efficient and slowly curing my writers block

[nonuggetshere]

Pros of PK dying in that one AU:

Their mutual grief brings Flower and White Lady together, and she gets her shit together and treats them like her child, realising that not only do they love her and PK but that she can't bear to lose another family member (they're her and her beloved wyrm's child, the most precious thing he could have left her, what a fool she was for pushing them away before)

WL gets to be the primary ruler of Hallownest :] Girlboss moment

Cons of PK dying:

Jesus Christ where do I ever start?

#thylacines can talk #faaf au #These are not like. Actual cons about the story of this. But rather the impact it'd have on the characters and plot from the story #perspective. Flower's mental health comes to mind as an example. It's in the dumpster now #With PK's death they inherit the title of wettest most pathetic sad little thang in the story 💜

[loudlooks]

Find The Word Tag

Rules: It's simple, see if the words exist somewhere in your writing and share a snippet. WIPs, published works, heck I even count author's notes sometimes. IMHO, variations on the words are allowed (shook instead of shake, cloudy instead of clouds and the like), and even synonyms (storm instead of thunder) if you really can't find something. Just share your snippets with your friends, tag some people and give them some new words to look for if they want to take up the challenge!

I was tagged by @mrsmungus, thank you, with the words: laughter, new, realise, melody, shiver

If anyone else wants to play: mirror, ball, blood, movie, hot

Laughter - Not all is as it sounds

McGee’s eyes went wide, mouth still agape. When he heard a groan, his face contorted in disgust.

“Harder. HARDER I said!” Ziva’s voice easily drowned out the music drifting in from the backyard. McGee leaned backwards a bit to peer down the hallway in case anyone outside might have heard. Other than some indistinct conversations and laughter coming through the back door, nobody but him seemed to have heard their Israeli coworker.

New - Fake dating (WIP that hasn’t been touched since 2016 apparently)

“I need your help with a fake date,” he said so only she could hear.

Ziva furrowed her brow.

“There’s this gorgeous blonde at O’Malleys that refuses to go out with me-“

“And you want me to go out with her?” she deadpanned.

He stopped looking around and locked eyes with her. His eyes flicked to her lips and she had to work hard to keep a straight face. This was entirely too easy.

“No,” he replied slowly, seemingly lost in thought as he looked her over. “I want you to fake date me.”

“How exactly will that help,” she deadpanned.

“How would you fake dating her help me,” he shot back.

“Well, that fantasy that popped into your head five seconds ago should give you plenty of new material for your wet dreams, yes?”

Realise - Auction (WIP that I’ll be rewriting for the 124th time on my deathbed...why did I even open this document)

When he moved in to try and capture her mouth, he realized they had wandered into the hallway. He looked at her, nodded to his left. “Bedroom’s over there.”

She chuckled, and with a mischievous glint, said, “I know.”

Melody (not the word, but there’s a lot of mentions of music in this ficlet) - Fake Mistletoe (sort of finished,but I was convinced it was terrible without even bothering to edit it)

The appallingly modern rendition of “Jingle Bell Rock” coming from the speaker next to him made Tony wince. Taking a slow sip of his eggnog, he quickly scanned the bullpen before once more focusing all his attention on the hallway to his left. His gaze flitted upwards, making sure the mistletoe hadn’t mysteriously gone missing.

Shiver (replacing this with Chilling, for no other reason than I’m too lazy to open another file and that word was in the first sentence) - In Which Tony's Life Finally Turns Into a Movie (follow up to a one shot crack fic I posted, again from 2016...either that was a good year because I was writing a lot, or a bad year, because I wasn’t finishing anything...)

The drive to the Navy Yard was chilling. As in, it was cold because the driver’s side door was literally on the backseat, but also, Ziva’s seemingly life-long desire to die in a mangled car wreck had apparently increased ten-fold—luckily it was midnight and traffic was light. Tony however was everything but chilling. In fact, he didn’t even want to think about anything that referred to cold. Was he cold? He couldn’t even tell.

#tiva #tag meme #i feel like i'm doing this wrong #maybe that's the migraine talking #good news i sort of want to finish these wips #not getting my hopes up though #unless i'm lucky and get a post-migraine high #at a glance maybe that christmas fic isn't the absolute dumpster fire i assumed it was #i think my filters are starting to malfunction again #shutting up now #my fanfiction

[sapphic-woes]

The more and more I think abt the roomie thing the more it makes no sense

#so now she hangs out without asking of i wanna come which is fine by me #she literally just asked if i was okay like. the next day and i said yea and then she just walked away so #ig her whole thing abt understanding i had an ed rlly was just only cuz she had no other friends #now she can just throw me in the dumpster lmao #but. also she insisted and asked like over and over that day it happened if i wanted her to come as like emotional support #when I initially told her it was okay not to #and then when i cave. cuz obviously doing this alone is scary and i say yea yk it would be nice #shes!!! frustrated!!! with me!!! #like im sorry you feel the need to help even when it inconveniences u but u cant get mad if u ask over and over until i tell u to come #i and i heard her talking on the phone and it was smth like 'well if shes mad then...' and i didnt hear the rest but it gave me like #if shes mad i didn't support her oh well #and its not?? that??? its this weird pitying??? id didnt even ask for! #like she acts like i was expecting her to drop everything and help me when i literally told her she can enjoy the game. like. literally #if this is like an excuse to throw me away then ok but this literally wouldn't have been an issue #if she had just said smth lik #'okay but im here if u need me' or smth #cuz now i feel like she thinks i think im entitled to her help #but I NEVER ASKED FOR IT