#A Pleasurable Deal

[ccsnake1]

Holy fucking shit y'all splatoween

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #splatoween #video #i had the pleasure of making this as fast as possible #fun but tedious on a phone dealing with app ads good god

[anawkwardgalnamedtarazan]

You're cute, and strong and bold, and brave!👑🎲🃏

Say what you want, but "This is the Thanks I Get?!" Is the perfect theme for Dicey Boy here!

(Didn't see Wish, but can't stop listening to this song!!!)

Original:

#the cuphead show #cuphead #king dice #cuphead famart #cuphead king dice #roll the dice #screencap redraw #disney wish #wish #king magnifico #magnifico #this is the thanks i get #ibispaint #cuphead dont deal with the devil #self taught artist #guilty pleasure

[justarandomhelluvablog]

as someone with a guilty pleasure for isekai and time regression stories I am just thinking of a story where Husk dies and wakes up during the height of his Overlord days with the memories of everything that would happen and has just. From the outside perspective become a completely different person overnight and changed his ways (read: the morals he gained during his afterlife he applies to how he, uh... Overlords?). A Husk whose last soul deal is to get Angel Dust away from Valentino (and offers Angel his freedom, which Angel possibly decides not to take for the time being bc it'd be safer for him to be under contract than not, with Valentino as mad as he is), and who avoids making bets/deals with Alastor like the plague. Starts building alliances with other Overlords (maybe even including Alastor, albeit reluctantly) to steadily create a support network/team (which is also useful when going up against the Vees once they're established), and just bides his time until Charlie and Vaggie open their hotel- which, at the time of his death, he had come to love and support the cause of.

And Husk is ready to be the hotel's sponsor, immediately. Alastor gets there and finds Husk beat him to it (seeing as Husk knows about it before the interview even airs), but unlike Alastor with his ulterior motives, Husk actually wants to help.

After all, he died for the hotel, and its people, once upon a time

#hazbin hotel #Au #now if it's true time regression or a case of dreaming of the future #that is the question #anyway I don't think Husk was a good person while he was an Overlord #but I love good 'healthy work environment' Overlord Husk and this is how I can still have it thank you #while also indulging in one of my favorite genres/guilty pleasures lol #also to clarify when I say Husk wouldn't 'deal in souls' I mean he wouldn't gamble away souls #but he probably continues to accept people offering their souls #bc let's face it more souls means more power #and when you know there will be a war with heaven AND a civil war within the Overlords AND whatever is up with Alastor... #more power is what you need. no matter how much you'd like to just let them all go

[warper-in-training]

Contradictory to popular belife, Lucifer hates bdsm and kinky sex. Maybe he'll accept to tie up his partner or something light like that, but nothing extreme or containing toys.

He hates vibrators and similar toys, he prefers to be the only source of your pleasure.

#im sexually frustrated and so you have to deal with my nsft headcanons #obey me #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me nb #obey me nightbringer #obey me nsft #obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer x reader #kizhu #om #hes sadistic when its about punishment n enemies #he doesnt want his punishing ways to become pleasure for you #whats a punishment if it becomes enjoyable #nsft #on the other hand #levi n mammon are really indo hardcore bdsm. more than asmo.

[roboticnebula]

That episode from Brooklyn Nine-Nine when Amy first starts as sergeant and the squad points out she "has an Amy" - BUT make it Flashfam, when Wally first starts working with Bart as his kid flash

Wally: I'm a terrible Flash, I have this super eager Kid Flash who keeps running off before I can tell him what to do

Jay: Awn you got a Wally

Wally: What? no! He is not a Wally, I am nothing like Bart!

Jay: Does he keep running off mid-sentence?

Max: Impatient during fights? a bit spacey?

Jay: you have a Wally

Wally: Guys, come on, I think I would know if my Bart was a Wally

*Bart tries to fight Mirror Master on his own*

Wally: oh my God, I have a Wally

#flashfam #the flash #wally west #bart allen #jay garrick #barry allen #max mercury #and then of course the follow up to that conversation #Barry: oh so you have a W- #Wally: A Wally yes I know #Barry: Well you should have come to me I know exactly how to deal with a Wally #Wally: I don't think there is anything left to try- no matter what I do he keeps interrupting me with his own ideas #Barry: were they good ideas? #Wally: I don't know I didn't listen - oh damn #Wally: did you just solve it that easily #Barry: yes because you see managing a Wally is not a chore it's a pleasure #Wally: *shocked pikachu face

[naamahdarling]

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#my psych who prescribes my psych meds is a resident and is moving on in a couple of months #i don't even remember the names of them all at this point #this happens over and over and I cannot find a clinic that will put me with someone who intends to stay #thst will also prescribe my adhd meds #and my anxiety meds #and the real kicker is that twice now they have LIED about it and said they would #only to reveal after all the hoop-jumping that oops sorry they didn't really mean it #so it's a risk i have to take any time i leave #and rhen there's the issue of new people almost always wanting to DO something #but instead of talking to me about it they just decide that my meds need overhauling and pressure me to go off shit that works #but that they morally object to i guess #and my psych for some stupid reason has decided she wants bloodwork for my cholesterol and blood sugar stuff and im just like #what hell does THIS presage because if she harasses me about the results or tries to put me on drugs for that #I'll give her a nasty scrap about it #im not interested in those meds at all #and im certainly not messing with my diet since food is the only pleasure i get most days and even that is marginal at best #and removing that would just make me worse #but medpros for the most part really don't give a fuck about that #and so now im afraid - because i do not and cannot trust them - that if i disapprove of the meds they will retaliate somehow #which good luck proving that when management and oversight often don't even care if they course of treatment will HARM you #if it relates to being fat or having bad numbers #they just gotta pathologize! #so yeah im sick of everything and just kind of want to bury myself in a bog forever #i shouldn't have to deal with this

[myotherrideknowssurf]

For all my mutuals:

"I'm looking at a thousand versions of myself

And we're all fine as fuck"

Phenomenal - Janelle Monáe feat. Doechii

#janelle monáe #phenomenal #the age of pleasure #album #mutuals love #whatevers got you down today #throw it away #we dont want it #we're too beautiful to deal with any shit #this means you 🫵 #and you 🫵 #and yea you too 🫵

[sapphorror]

You know it's a really good thing that Zim and Dib both have an equally strong emotional motivation to never mention that time Dib earned a reputation as one of Irk's greatest Invaders while Zim was standing all of fifteen feet away, because Zim's gonna have to perform some especially intense mental gymnastics to push that one down into the dark unacknowledged recesses of his psyche where it belongs, and I can only imagine how poorly it'd end for them both if Dib were in any way inclined to try holding it over his head.

... In all seriousness though, I'm genuinely kind of obsessed with this moment. I've always said that placing Dib among Irkens ought to make him... not popular, per se, but tolerated to a degree entirely unfamiliar to him (and that is actually quite significant given how brutally xenophobic they are). And more to the point, when a scenario comes down between him and Zim, he's unanimously favored every. single. time. In direct contrast to their usual dynamic, which is reliant on the context of Earth in a way neither of them really understand or appreciate. It's just Dib's awful, awful luck that 90% of their conflict occurs on his home turf.

Needless to say, I have a desperate desire for this scenario to play out between them at least once, so. It's very fun for me to see something along the same lines occur within the canon. I don't have a lot more I can say on the topic, but I want it known that I am ever-so-gleefully chewing on it.

#invader zim #zadp #iz posting #natterings #saph reads #meta #vaguely #my meta #really though theres so much that could be mined from this #dibs discomfort + disorientation + weird conflicted pleasure at the feeling of having social status for the first time ever #loving the opportunity to spite zim while at the same time naggingly aware that this will force him to reevaluate his entire lifes paradigm #as for zim.... #well lets be real zim has one way of dealing with stress and thats blowing something important up #the only question at this point is what

[tswwwit]

I would love, even if its just its just brief summaries, to know the different thoughts going through bills head throughout the last smut. (mainly when he got the text and when dipper starts just blurting out thoughts and ideas bc i think those moments would be fun to see)

Imagine you're having the shittiest day at work. You're gritting your teeth and hanging onto it by your fingernails, knowing that eventually dealing with this absolutely idiotic, waffling, overstuffed, condescending dipshit of a client will be done with, you'll charge him out the nose for your services - which will probably be, like a hundred dollars, the way this is going! What bullshit. At least afterwards, you can collapse onto the bed and complain to your spouse about it. Which you have been doing, actually, waiting for a decent excuse to bail or check out early.

Then you get a text. And it's your partner saying they got you a brand new console, your favorite pizza - Oh! And a million bucks in untraceable cash - but you might have to kick your shitty client in the nuts so hard his eyes pop out. Does that sound... okay? No pressure or anything.

The reason Bill was a minute later than expected is because even he needed a moment. It was the sheer whiplash from going from Shit to Fucking Amazing.

#answers #Bill went from full on eeueuughhh about his day to practically having hearts floating around him #Perhaps literally depending on the magic situation in the place he was in #In my head Bill was 'hired' by a (shitty) villain and he got out of it by doing a quick betrayal and demanding to be cast out by the 'heros #“I Got THIS to get back to!! You think I wanna keep him waiting???” #He already hovers in his normal triangle form but this man was practically floating with delight heading back to Dipper #A graph of Bill's mood would start out super low then spike sharply at the pic #It then stays super high up with more spikes during all the shenanigans #After the smut they likely get cleaned up. Cuddle. And talk shit about idiots they've had to deal with #Bill Cipher has gone from doing his evil deeds and playing piano to an empty bedroom while raiding his own bar for distraction #To coming home to someone who'll listen to him bitch about his day and absolutely bicker with him about it #Calling him the worst thing in the universe. A scourge upon reality. #The most clever awful bastard. How *dare* he be handsome that's a crime -and frankly Dipper basically did it for him so he can't take credi #And sometimes even saying 'yeah you didn't *entirely* deserve to be screwed over that way. I could have done that *way* better.' #While Bill rests his head in his lap. Having someone listen to him ramble while he gets his hair played with. Lots of really good kisses #Warm. Close. Grossly domestic. But hey! Even *sex* can seem gross if you phrase it weird and *that's* a normal demonic pleasure #Sometimes fun things are just fuckin' FUN y'know?? Even if this one seems weird to other demons #It's. Nice. REALLY nice. #There's absolute no goddamn way he's going back to NOT having this #Even death won't pry it out of his greedy little mitts

[chainofclovers]

Being a human is literally like this weird combo of being okay and not okay that goes on forever except there is also death

#(i'm fine) #(personally) (mostly) (really) #this has just been an absolutely terrible year for our planet and its people and animals #and it's fucking insane that as an american living in relative safety and comfort and experiencing the pleasures and guilt of that... #...i can experience this horrible yet ENTIRELY SURVIVABLE blend of acute pain over so many things at once #including war and genocide and the utter hopelessness of that #and also things like being really really sad that matthew perry's life was so hard and he died #and also so many bad and weird things have happened to family members this year but we mostly have the resources to come together and deal #which is amazing and bolstering and exhausting #and my brain still has space to be excited about writing and numb to writing and angry/impotent about writing #desperate for feedback yet private and retreat-y and weird #always hoping to hit upon The Perfect Thing :-/ #and i live in a place that basically is not a democracy any more and also the u.s. is so cursed we've never been what we said we were #so a lot of my own perceived safety is incredibly fragile #but still so much more solid than what the people i am mourning for had #and none of the comparisons make a lick of sense and are in and of themselves deeply unfair #to the point that it's humiliating to feel guilt (making it about me) and simultaneously humiliating that i don't feel guilt *constantly* #and i have therapy this week but also this deep sense that while my therapist will be a fine person to talk to it will feel unuseful #i've always been a muddle of optimism and pessimism and i am very adamant that life is super beautiful and this is precisely why... #...all the violence in the world is so brutally devastating #it's just that the casserole of all these thoughts feels increasingly horrible #and feeling that way is 100% sane #and even intersectional frameworks and intentional attempts at gentleness only get you so far in the grapple #for meaning and for ideas of what to do #so i end up contacting my reps about various awful things #and zooming in and out on my fixations and having excellent days and terrible days #often dependent on what feels like a camera setting i only partially control #and i'm sure i'm not alone in feeling embarrassed that deep empathy and grief for people i've not met somehow ends up being... #...at least a sliver about ME and my little world #about me

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Random Asshole: The question mark is for what? Your sexuality? *laughts* *no one else laughts*

Riddler: *deadpan* Is for my gender actually.

Random Asshole: What does this even mean? Is this one of those new trends for weirdos? Do you think you are a woman or some shit? Maybe a dog. Bark bark.

Riddler: *stims* Oh! Oh! I have an idea. I can explain my gender to you via riddle *asshole guy groans* wait I still didn't told you the best part! If you solve it wrong *giggles* you die.

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Random Asshole 2: *talking about Two-Face *He is completly crazy with the two stuff. I bet he calls himself bissexual just for the aesthetic may even fuck little boys like a proper degenerate.

Two-Face: First let me educate you in some simple things: We ARE bissexual. Always were bissexual. Even before the scar Harvey Dent was notably bissexual. Never hided it. And we - bissexuals but also me and Harv - are not degenerates nor pedophiles and I sleep with proper grown man, you brother for one. Second and this one is my favorite: Harv and I actually agreed for once. *picks gun* *shoots the biphobe twice in both legs* Have a pleasant day, sir!

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Random Asshole 3: Oh look the sissy with all it's make-up thinking she can scare me.

Joker: *rolling his eyes* And I though Batsy had a fragile masculinity *whispering* do you heard that he doesn't even pleasure his laddies tsk tsk? *points a gun at the guy* Look pal I use make-up because I'm a clown and also because I'm sexy. You certainly are one of those things. *laughs* I would let you decide wich one but honestly the fact that no even paying got woman to sleep with you eh it's just too obvious. Unfortunally you're a bad clown. And I normally just kill homophobes. Easier, faster. Maybe sent their hearts as a cute declaration for Batsy. Buuuut bad clowns need to be punished more... Learn to be good clowns. So let Papa Joker teach you *hits the guy head with the gun and orders his goons to take him to the "fun house"* *laughts maniacally*

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Random Asshole 4: I'm not a homophobe. I'm all in for chicks kissing. I'm soo in that I had to ask you girls to do a scene with me *raises eyebrows sugestivally* If you know what I mean?

Harley: The audacity!! *Get's ready to kill the man with her bat* *Ivvy's plants hold the bat at the last moment before it crushes the guys head*

Ivvy: Babe no.

Random Asshole: See she understands the appel! *to Ivvy* It can be just you and me, darling.

Ivvy: *not even looking at the guy* We need to kill him slower. Truly appreaciate it, you know?

Harley: *squeaking excidetdly* Oh! You soo right, Red! We don't have a torture session in soo long. *cracking her knuckles* Is going to be sooo much fun!

#just some rogues and some stupid bs they deal with #i only used this four because they are the ones normaly target #ivvy and harley for cannon reasons #two-face because biphobes in comics think it's funny #and riddler and joker because homophobic comic writers think is hilarious to drag feminine man #edward nygma #riddler #two-face #harvey dent #joker #harlivvy #harley quinn #poison ivvy #pamela isley #cw homophobia #cw biphobia #cw transphobia #batjokes #i mean joker is very into batman #also he was the one that created and spreaded the mith Batman doesn't pleasure woman oraly out of jealousy #but he forgot he did it #so he just heard it again and fully believes it

[1800duckhotline]

also wtf why does none of the companions react to you being a literal oathbreaker. like even just not giving a shit about it vocally would be fun. is nobody asking anything about the literal undead animated armor hanging around camp rn? no? you guys dont mind? okay.

#I think for a game that costs like a gas bill you'd imagine more interactivity/reactivity between npcs..... #and like... more involvement with that happens to the Main Character; the player #but maybe i just dont know shit from jack about videogame creartion #duck bg3 time #anyway i like to think that jutta's like surprisingly handling this whole thing so swell that people find it weird like #girl are you okay? you literally have become an oathbreaker. isnt it a big deal for paladins #jutta: i keep having visions and urges to kill and maim for pleasure. i think this is fine by me . #jutta: in fact im shocked it didnt happen earlier .

[vanhelsingapologist]

if i finish my work today i'll drop the arrigal character analysis

#i need a tag for these #what i NEED is a separate blog for all the bullshit i post #i sort of see following me for my art as a package deal but now i think i might need to divide business and pleasure

[lazaruspiss]

ive heard of people using their shitty dads as inspiration for writing shitty guys, but my shitty dad just isnt interesting enough for that. less of a villian and more just an emotionally stunted catholic.

#ramble tag #i understand people using IRL traumas for stories but i just dont get it on a personal level #my writing is 110% removed from the real world #there are a few personal subjects i might wanna deal with in my writing one day but so far all that i write #its all written for the pleasure of experiencing intense emotions in a safe environment #cnc principles basically. play with the demons where they cant really hurt you. #my favorite types of fiction make me physically ill with the intensity of the subjects they portray #because fiction is the one avenue for safely experiencing things that intense #when an IRL event upsets me all i can do is feel pain #but when it's fictional i can process it and enjoy the feeling of feeling intensely without the risk #none of it ties directly into trauma for me #i just like experiencing intense feelings in a safe and controlled context

[cursedfortune]

"You can die for me." ┐(￣ー￣)┌ 👎

"You can just die." ( ᐛ )و 👍

#mortem out here like: it doesn't have to be personal just do the thing and be deceased thx #mortem dealing with her enemies who always make things personal. meanwhile she is just: i'm here for some ha ha he he time #you wanna see how far i can throw your comrade's head? #it's very rare someone is a special case for her to be like: you can die for my pleasure :) #it's usually just: you can just die like the rest of them :) #headcanons