#APRIL FOOLS BITCHES

[nicstylus]

The Last Act of China Sorrows

#APRIL FOOLS BITCHES #so remember when she self destructed? #yeah she didnt make it this time #that moment when youre so pissed off that the universe gives you your eyeballs back #skulduggery pleasant #last stand of dead men #lsodm #lsodm spoilers #china sorrows #last act of china sorrows #skulduggery pleasant art #china sorrows art #art #tw burns #tattoos #sigils #runes #tw death #april fools #glowing bones hc #visual aura hc #stylus #nic stylus

[lovelykhaleesiii]

ha ha ha ha

#fr fr #in my deepest darkest dreams #monica bellucci #April fools bitches

[hearts4cara]

i hope taylor does macavity and a willow remix for the surprise songs tonight

#april fools bitches #jk i dont #but it would be so funny #taylor swift #cara says stuff

[kingerslyy]

Everyone, I am here to announce that I will never post or reblog anything homestuck or ultrakill related again. From this day onwards, this blog will purely be mcyt content. This is a non-negotiable change. Good day to you all.

#april fools bitches

[veryroughmybuddy]

happee birthday to Gred and Forge!!

#fred and george #gred and forge #fred weasley #george weasley #we <3 u our dead kings #april fools bitches

[canuckleheadcowgirl]

Friendly reminder on this April Fool's Eve:

'Pranks' that do actual harm, emotional harm, or psychological harm are not pranks. It's you showing you're just an asshole.

This includes, but is not limited to: fake pregnancy announcements, fake 'cheating' scenarios, fake 'I'm leaving you' scenarios, telling kids they're adopted, fake breakups, fake proposals, fake deaths - in the family or celebrity, or fake terrorist situations.

Don't be an asshole. If you want to hurt someone that badly, just get out of their life - you'd be doing them a favor.

#april fools day #april fools #ain't no fool #it's not a resting bitch face if you're being a dick

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Generally not surprising anymore that even with Scottlands new law against hate speech coming in, JK Rowling is still transphobic, making an entire twitter thread about trans women that is basically throwing a tantrum that they will recieve protection from bigots like her while also basically trying to say all trans women are sex offenders via throwing in non-sex offenders in the thread with sex offenders and at the end, going, "April Fools!" and proceeding to insist they not women, just men. Its just beyond disgusting she's still at it with her followers who I can only assume the worst off if they sticking around even after the holocaust denial incident, let alone that being someone with money, its likely she'll get away with this shit. I'd like to be proven wrong, but I doubt I will be.

#anti jk rowling #jk rowling #'april fools!' bitch the april fools is that your not in jail yet for hate crimes #the only reason your not being money talks sadly

[thirstyforlulu]

Unfortunately, I have fallen out of love with Alucard. I’m afraid that, now that I know of his past, he repulses me

I hope you can all understand

#April fools #gotcha bitch

[nyaskitten]

Haiiii guys ^_^ I drew Skybound Jay angst for my favorite Skybound fic genre, the SA fics :DDD I absolutely ADORE SA fics and their totally not cliche and overdone as fuck tropes :D Super comfortable and fun to read!!!!

#ninjago #raine's shitposting #unreality #april fools bitch !!!! #jay ninjago #ninjago jay #jay walker #raine's art #sa cw #cw sa #tw sa #sa tw #sa mention

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Note to anyone about to send any asks: Do not send anything remotely positive about Chrom, even if this is the only active FE confession blog at the moment. It's obvious the mod hates him and encourages others to send hateful (I'm sorry but maining a character just to watch them kill themselves, not to mention that blue footed bitch tag?) "confessions". Not to mention followers of this blog making fun of anyone who who doesn't see Chrom as scum ("Cordelia must have sent this", really?). Why don't you just rename this "safe haven for haters of that blue booted bitch"?

Meanwhile nothing stopping me or anyone else from starting a side blog about hating Sommie (I haven't played Engage so I have no opinion on them at the moment) disguised as a confession blog.

So true! Chrom is the worst character in all of Fire Emblem and this blog is a safe space for all haters of the Blue Haired Dumb Booted Bitch! Chrom takes are banned and completely not allowed! Sommie fans and Chrom fans will always be mortal enemies and will never peacefully co-exist.

#april fools #this is all /j #well the ask probably wasn't #anyway i do not hate chrom at all i only hate Stahl and Ryoma and positive takes including them are still allowed #this blog is a reflection of the fandom and if you can't handle seeing a character being hated then you aren't ready for fandom in general #if i had a nickel for every ask that accused me of being a chrom hater because i am allowing people to talk about their opinions on chrom #then id have 2 nickels #blue haired dumb booted bitch #character hate #this isnt even a confession blog

[dballzposting]

What if Gotenks lived with his dad Vegito but on weekends he lived with his other dad Gogeta but this is sort of a recent thing becasue Gogeta didnt secure split custody until recently so Gotenks doesnt really Know Gogeta that well and he goes to his modest and hearthlike apartment and feels disquieted becasue it is VERY DIFFERENT from the sensory-overload distraction-chamber that is Vegito's lavish house. And Gogeta doesnt narcissistically abuse Gotenks so Gotenks doesnt relaly understand him at all and he really doesnt get how an adult could be so calm and not get angry and yell at him over little things and so he thinks that Gogeta is actually just really furious but hiding it and so it takes a long time for Gotenks to trust him and trust that he genuinely isnt mad at him. But at the same time it doesnt take long at all for Gotenks to respond to his genuine calmness by feeling the most secure & safe that hes ever felt but he doesnt really understand that or why that is and he doesnt understand why he feels so yucky when he has to go back to his other home on Monday morning and so he just ignores it and plays iPad and skateboards. And every Friday night he gets so nervous he gets nauseous and Vegito always uses this to say "You dont have to go over there sweetie :) Do you want to? You Do Not Have To Want To" and then he yells at Gogeta over the phone about it. But without fail every time he gets to Gogeta's apartment and adjusts Gotenks does feel better and sometimes just falls asleep on the couch. And Gogeta makes tea every evening and it's sooooo yucky to Gotenks but he still drinks it every time becasue Gogeta made it and he deosnt have the maturity & wherewithal to understand that it's becasue it makes him feel included and cared for.

This isn't dragon ball any more not even close like not even a little bit

#PEOPLE WILL DO THIS WITH THE FUSIONS IVE BEEN OBSERVING THIS SINCE DAY 1 #Youd think that since they are two characters merged that you would have Twice the constraints when it comes to personal catharsis #BUT NO.. Ppl see these NECESSARILY EPHEMERAL FUSIONS and go ''Oh it's free real estate.'' #And they bend the laws of canon into any which way . #Dissociated and fragmented bitches love Vegito especially i see it over and over and over ? #It's the Forced Unity and enviornment of an inharmonious collaboration i think . That is implicit . #I have 100 thoughts on this but I WILL SPEAK NO FURTHER.... #ok maybe i will. Like for me i have persistently and subconsciously read gotenks as a (sexually) traumitized child and #Gogeta as the best father in the world bc of his utter humility and strength of tolerance and #Vegito as a grandiose narcissist. #BUT LIKE GIRL WHAT IS THAT ? THATS NOT DRAGON BALL . ! #The subconscious WILL have its self-expression THIS I KNOW. It WILL Tell You What It Needs IF YOU JUST LISTEN ... #and even if you dont listen it will come out from under you. #I used to observe the way others work w the fusions and draw thwm interacting and wearing outfits and shit and i was like #GIRL WHAT .... And Then one day i put Gotenks on a skateboard and That was it for me. #well anyway. Happy april fools day everypony but i am not lying #dballz posting

[kirexa]

Do you love the color of the Yusuke Kitagawa?

Which one?

#yusuke kitagawa #kitagawa yusuke #p5 #persona 5 #persona series #i did this before but happy april fools bitches i made it 4x longer

[delusionalbitchh]

#Chey Speaks #meme #megamind #april fools #boop #paw badge #badges #no bitches #I hate this

[teapixie]

🌈🍒🎨🦜 tutti-frutti day-glo tang 🍊🐠☀️🍓

#personal #my artwork #digital collage #april for the angels #collaging fool #digital artist #collage art #my art #can a bitch pls get a reblog #rainbow #rainbow art #rainbow aesthetic

[personne-reblogs]

Hey guys wouldn't it be so funny if I got 13 more boops

#in other words #feel free to boop me! #boop #april's fools #i won't boop anyone until i can take the perfect screenshot #but after that? it's over for you bitches

[capobegone]

Kimetsu Academy April Fools

Ok I feel like for April fool’s day Kimetsu Academy!Sanemi would try and fuck with Giyuu by moving everything in the staff room 6 inches to the left—only to find out that, unbeknownst to him, Kagaya and Gyoumei have a perfect mental map of where everything is so they can navigate without sight. He finds out later that the two of them have spent the entire day tripping over things and knocking shit over. Gyoumei broke his favorite cat mug while trying to find it on his desk and is now inconsolable. Kagaya has bruises on both his hipbones from walking into the corners of tables all day, and is fully convinced that he’s going insane. He says as much to Amane, who takes one look at the bruises and proceeds to hunt Sanemi down and give him the verbal lashing of a lifetime. Sanemi feels like the biggest asshole ever, and apologizes profusely to both of them (who he respects immensely and never intended to mess with). Kagaya laughs it off and forgives him, although he’s secretly not really looking forward to being sore for the next week. Gyoumei is in tears and finally calms down when Sanemi promises to buy him a new mug. Tengen, who had absolutely no part in all of this, capitalizes off of it by assigning Sanemi clean-up duty. It was supposed to be Tengen’s turn today, but Sanemi feels bad and does it anyway.

Oh, and Giyuu? He didn’t even notice. He was too busy hunting down Inosuke for graffitiing a giant muscular pig on the side of the building.

#kny headcanons #Dumb shit with Capo #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kagaya ubuyashiki #gyomei himejima #ubuyashiki amane #giyu tomioka #shinazugawa sanemi #uzui tengen #kimetsu academy #kimetsu gakuen #april fools bitch