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bonefall · 11 months
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sorry that im late to clanmew day but the warrior cats to major in university pipeline is so funny and so so real. the clanmew thing inspired me to try making my own conlang for my own oc thing and that's full on progressed into wanting to study linguistics in university and its fucking hilarious to me that i finally have an idea of what i want to do in life because of a warrior cats rewrite [also i mean all of this in the best way possible]
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[ID: Domino effect meme: "Weird girl gives weird girl weird cat book" -> "People earning linguistics degrees"]
I'm flattered but jeepers fucking creepers that's wild to me. Good luck!!
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rox-of-iu · 9 months
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my old blorbos are back in my brain
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heart pirates my absolute beloved. shame theyre chillin somewhere in the ocean lol (do not mention the pre-time skip hats of penguin and shachi I'm still attached even tho its already been a million years since then)
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anyway every time i remember that Law and Kid are assigned german and Scottish by Oda i gain one hundred years
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alexa-crowe · 6 months
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Songs From My BG3 Playlist ▶ THE WIZARD OF WATERDEEP
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c4n1d43cup1d · 6 months
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more bronev brother swap au, layclaire (theoclaire??? clariedore???) still happens but since theo isn't in school he works as a librarian and meets claire that way instead. she flirts w him but he doesn't realize until she decides to be more straight forward and ask him out LOL
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djsadbean · 6 months
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#19 for the ask game!!
how do they silently express love because they are so cute I cannot do this I am GOING TO COMBUST
19. How do they silently/subtly express their love for each other?
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adam flies like 5 cities over to buy new teas for steven every month so he feels very cozy :D steven thinks hes just getting them at the store lol (yes adam has sleeves this time! its october rn in my mind for them!! u know how fionna's world existed in simon's head? theyre in MY head)
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i strongly hc adam has night time anxiety and needs nice smoothing stimulation to go to sleep (not projecting, why would i need asmr to sleep? oh btw i added my asmr recs playlist in my pinned post :3) anyway, steven whispers his lecture notes for the next day and combs adams hair and down his back and arms like a massage but its mostly just combing motions. i think adam would have an eye mask but i wanted to draw his eepy lil face :3
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ena-113 · 7 months
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just watched the first episode of the One Piece live action.
No I have not seen the anime. Yes I know random facts here and there about it. I've been on the internet.
I think its cool Luffy gives zero(0) fucks. Zoro has cool swords and earrings. Nami's staff is hella badass
a meme I just made <3
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toodrasticallydumb · 11 months
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Oh c’mon you knew I had to.
My version of the Barbie mugshot with stricklake because I just COULD NOT get it out of my head:
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This is specifically from my Trollhunter!Strickler au solely because of the white streak in Barbara’s hair lol and now that I’ve drawn it I am oh so tempted to have it be an actual scene that happens somewhere along the story…
Little snippet of the would-be scene (it's so long it got away from me, I'm sorry):
*the two are rummaging around in a very much broken into museum to find what may or not be a message from Nomura*
Barbara: Walt...?
Walter: Hm? Yes, love?
Barbara: What's that outside?
Walter, pausing for a second to listen: Oh. That would be the em...the police, my dear.
Barbara: Oh, okay, okay, excuse me, the WHAT.
Walter: ...Em. That is, I- um I suggest you hide the skathe-hrün somewhere, lest the authorities care to investigate further into what exactly it is when they take it from your person.
Barbara: So we're not even avoiding this? You know, getting arrested by the police?
Walter: Mmmm, no, unfortunately. I don't want you using the skathe-hrün (or more specifically its magic) anymore than absolutely necessary for today. You've expended yourself enough as it is.
Barbara: And getting arrested for breaking and entering is not an 'absolute necessity'???
Walter: Not particularly, it would only be a considered a second-degree burglary since it is a museum and not a residential, habitated building; which that sub-type of burglary is a 'wobbler' charge in the state of California, which equates—if it is persecuted as a misdemanor rather than a felony—to merely (at most) a year in county jail—
Barbara: A year?!
Walter: —and 1,000 dollar fine if, that is, we are found guilty by being proven to have harbored the intent to steal something, of which we did not and do not have evident by the fact neither of us pocess any given tools to break or take any item from its case. I assume this is the first time you have been accused of any given crime aside from speeding or any other driving-related violation? Without evidence of a previous criminal record we should be lined up quite well to be merely fined or, if NotEnrique can manage it (if I can bear to call upon endless embarassment and taunting), nothing at all but a slap on the wrist though I doubt we could not accomplish that on our own given our positions in the community as school teacher and doctor respectively.
Barbara: You have wings, Walt.
Walter: And mothman escaping a building with a strangely human-shaped figure in its arms is not at all a cause for alarm to the police who will no doubt be keeping close watch of all exits and entrances which would also draw unneeded attention before we can reach the proper cover of the clouds.
Barbara: *face-palms* Getting arrested. How wonderful. 'Oh, just breaking and entering, officer, not much.'
Walter: It is hardly as terrible as it sounds, really. We can omit the 'breaking' portion since we snuck in through the window without running into any trouble that would damage it. Frankly, we could go the route of claiming guilty to the crime of trespassing according to the Penal Code 602 (California's trespassing law) being that we entered the exhibit past museum hours. On top of which it is far more accurate to what we're doing in actuality, not proper burglary since we have established neither of us had the intent to run off with anything that was not ours. Doing so we would also fare far better than with a so-called 'breaking and entering' offense (such a named law does not actually exist in California, only burglary and trespassing separately but I will clasify it as the burglary law for sake of consistency) in which we would be recieving just a simple fine rather than possible felony charges that could come with a second-degree burglary we may have committed.
Barbara: Not really helping here, Walt.
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Walter: Right, apologies-
Barbara: Which, of course, getting arrested is an experience you obviously know about.
Walter: The (pun intended) offense aimed against me is dully noted. However, my dear, the fact I know how the intricacies of the specific laws of California operate does not entail I have been arrested prior to this. That would be Nomura who holds the experience in that particular department.
*pause*
Barbara: Walt. Don't you dare. You stop it right there. Unless you want--
Walt: The police department. Heh. *guilty snort*
Barbara: *sends him the disappointed death glare*
Police: *break through the door* Hands up! On the ground, now!
Walter: *laying down* I hardly find my pun to have been that egregious.
Barbara, already on the floor: Really, Walt? Good puns involve good TIMING too.
Police: Dispatch, we have the two culprits in question now in our custody. *taking a pair of cuffs out* You're coming with us. You have the right to remain silent.
Walter, being actively handcuffed: Well, I suppose then, now would be the less than appropriate time to say this museum has gained quite the em...standing in the Lake family...?
Barbara, being stood up with her arms behind her back: Officers, I have no idea who this man is.
Walter: I never once said I intended to make good puns.
I made this entirely too long but once it started I couldn't really find myself stopping. Whoops. Hope you enjoyed chaotic Walt not caring about being arrested because jail is honestly the least of his problems rn. It would honestly be a break.
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connectedspace · 5 months
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as fun as that was, and i would never stop doing fun gift art for the world
its disheartening, and hurts, to try and get engagement from people. to struggle to get asks for weeks. and i know im not the most active blogger, but as soon as i offer free art, i get swamped with asks. where is that beforehand? i dont know what to say entirely, it just makes me depressed. the fact that people are so quick to jump on my ask memes but wont talk to me or this blog otherwise. i dont know what to do
I don’t want to tell anyone that it’s bad to ask for it, or that it’s bad to receive it. Because that’s not what I’m trying to say. But it just sucks to get low engagement and people only interact with you to receive art, often without giving you anything in some way. It’s fine if it happens sometimes, but it’s exhausting when it’s repeated. It makes you feel like people only want you for free gifts that you put time and effort into but won’t give you the same effort
I guess I’d just like to encourage everyone to send regular asks to each other, even if it’s on anon. That’s all I’d want to see not even just for myself but mostly for others
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kay-selfships · 11 months
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me seeing that we have an event in mondstadt and hoping to see my husband
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oifaaa · 11 months
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You’re in your Tim Drake detective era with this porn bot / Barbie investigation
Change of plans guys I'm actually just going to deactivate this whole account and start again fresh think it'll be better for every one
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yvesdot · 1 year
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🎇 Year-End Asks 🎇
Send an emoji and a number!
🎊 GENERAL
What emotion sums up this year for you?
What were your goals for this year?
What do you hope to do by the end of the year?
What did you most improve at this year?
What did you learn about yourself this year?
How have you grown this year?
What is one kind thing someone did for you this year?
What's a lifestyle or routine change you made this year?
How would you describe your fashion sense this year?
What’s a place you went to for the first time this year?
What's one new thing you learned this year?
What achievement are you proudest of this year?
What was your best purchase of the year?
Shout out a friend (IRL or online) you made this year!
What's one way the world (and/or your country specifically) improved this year?
What were you posting about a year before today?
What would you tell the you from the beginning of this year?
How did you spend, or will you spend, New Year's Eve?
🎉 SUMMARIZE THE YEAR / BEST OF THE YEAR IN...
(all can either be examples which sum up the year to you, or are your favorite—or pick one for each!)
One book.
One book quote.
One movie.
One movie quote.
One TV show.
One TV show quote.
One album.
One song.
One song lyric.
One (some other kind of art—game, sculpture, painting...)
One news story.
One of your posts.
🍾 MEDIA
What's something you just watched/read/played/listened to for the first time this year that you loved?
What's something you RE-watched/read/played/listened to this year that you loved?
What have you been telling everyone this year to watch/read/play/listen to?
What did you read/watch/play/listen to this year that surprised you?
What book/film/show/game/album/song changed your worldview?
What’s your favorite book/film/show/game/album/song of all time, and has that changed this year?
What are you looking forward to seeing in art in years to come?
What’s one recommendation you got this year that you really enjoyed?
Name an indie creator you just discovered whose work you love, in any medium. (If you get this multiple times, name new ones!)
Did you get into any new fandoms this year? Did you do any art/fic/fannish things for them?
What's something coming out next year that you're excited for?
Do you have any watching/reading/listening goals?
🎆 ART
Did you do any challenges this year (Hourly Comic Day, NaNoWriMo, game jams, etc.) and, if so, how did they go?
Describe your experience making art this year in one word.
Do you see yourself trending in any direction with your art this year, and into the future?
What's something you'd like to see in your art moving forward?
How many projects are you in the middle of right now?
What project most surprised you this year?
What project did you work the hardest on this year?
What's your personal Project of the Year?
🧨 FOR POSTERITY
What are you reading right now?
What are you watching right now?
What are you playing right now?
What are you listening to right now?
Where are you answering this ask from?
How are you feeling right now?
What are you thinking about right now?
🕛 LOOKING FORWARD
What are your goals for next year?
What are you looking forward to next year?
What changes do you hope to see in the world next year?
What are you hopeful for next year?
How are you preparing for next year?
What will you be taking with you from this year into the next?
What would you like to tell or ask your future self one year from now?
Share a positive message for everyone reading this to take into the new year ^__^
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jtl-fics · 11 months
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I hope you know, as soon as this is complete on ao3 (and even before then) I will be sending this to all of my aftg friends. i’ve already mentioned it to them and they are dying in anticipation
Aw thanks!
It is WILD trying to write it as a proper fic instead of the general draft form it currently exists in lol. Every time I reference FF I write it as FF instead of Smith.
FF will always be his rough draft name in my heart.
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shakestheclown · 2 months
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y'all who actually have partners,, what is a text ice breaker to start conversation? im really bad at it 😭
it feels important to note that when we do talk, the conversation flows great we have a nice rapport and complimentary senses of humors it's just starting the conversation that is the problem i think we are both just painfully shy 😔 (and maybe traumatized .)
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vcrses · 10 months
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The Situationship - Post Credits Scene #7
[Read the fic here first]
Kinn and Porsche were fighting - it was evident from the moment Chay had sat down in Kinn’s fancy Range Rover. It became even more evident when they both started talking to Chay. 
Only to Chay.
“Chay, isn’t it such a beautiful day out today?” Porsche asked.
“It’s so muggy outside, I personally wouldn’t call it beautiful,” Kinn replied, looking at Chay through the rearview mirror.
“Well, Chay, not everyone appreciates the beauty of a summer day,” Porsche said, turning back in his seat to grin at him. “Some rich jackasses are too concerned about their hair getting a little frizzy in the muggy weather.”
“Uh…”
“Chay, I hope you’re wearing sunscreen! Some simple-minded idiots think that science is fake and that a lotion can’t possibly fight the sun, but I know you’re no simple-minded idiot!” Kinn said, smiling with too many teeth.
“HAHAHA!” Porsche laughed, eyes bugging out unnaturally and his cheeks taking on a lurid red hue. “At least I’m not an outdated, obsolete, old, wrinkly sack of garbage who thinks LOL stands for lots of love!”
Chay sighed as Kinn started talking about how at least he wasn’t “an absolute baboon of a person who believed that he could beat gravity if he gained enough muscle mass.” 
He should have brought headphones.
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rotisseries · 5 months
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i have wincesties exchanging fic recs in my comments lol
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masquenoire · 4 months
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Smash or Pass: Jon
Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.
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"We're talking about the Scarecrow, right? Wait. Does he even have a sex life?" Roman asks, deadly serious about the question. Jon was many things but a sex god he was not, being far too obsessed with his work and perfecting his Fear Gas over consorting with others for pleasure. He was a joyless man, unless it involved tormenting others by subjecting them to their greatest terrors and that wasn't Roman's idea of a good time. It was more like work, which he could tolerate as the man was intelligent but he had about as much sex appeal as an old piece of beef jerky. "Pass. I ain't interested in a bag of bones and I'd really rather not worrying about whether or not my playmate's gonna stick me with a syringe or blow gas in my face. I'd work with the guy... maybe, because there's potential with raking in some serious moolah otherwise forget it!"
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