#And probably hungry tbfh

[contrast-paradox]

Do Fi and Poor Edward gift each other shovels since they have a bad habit of burying each other alive

#I’m kinda loopy rn #Ver ver tired #AND COLD #And probably hungry tbfh

[444rockstargf]

so happy your requests are open tbfh, could you write something (for euro, he is so MEEEEOOWWW) about reader being a sibling of one of the other band members and they hate each other and then SEX!!

thats as specific as i can get i fear 😭 i love your work so much thanks for your time girl!!

thank you for the request babe! (this is absolutely scrumptious.)

"big, bad, naughty rock star." | euronymous

big bad wolf. - lana del rey

✮⋆˙ [tags] @faesucksass @lustkillers @mayathepsychic1999 @josibunn @si1nful-symph0ny @vanlisbon @livingdead-reilly @oliviah-25 @lankysimp@auggiethecreator @livingdead-materialgirl @monkeyfart @imoonkiss @nom-nommmm1 @xxbl00d-cl0txx @k1ll3rh0rr0r @wildathevrt

female!reader x r!euronymous

word count: 1.6k

contents: brother's best friend type relationship, tension, drinking, unprotected p in v, implications of masturbation, creampie, overstimulation, not proofread!!!

heavy metal music tore through the thin walls of your house, the noise from the basement sounding as deafening as ever from your bedroom. you were lying on your bed, eyes closed as vibrations filled your body.

you groaned, rolling off your bed as the pounding sensation in your head grew more intolerable by each passing second. truth be told, you had no problem with death metal. your brother was into it, so that automatically meant that it would rub off on you. but what you didn’t like was attention-hungry guitarists who didn’t know when to give the ear-piercing riffs a break.

you stormed down two flights of stairs, making your way to the source of the racket. you swung open the door, causing the music to come to an immiediate halt and all eyes to turn to you. euronymous’, or rather oystein’s gaze caught your eye first. it was icy and cold and bitter like the depths of the arctic.

you placed your hands on your hips, your friendly eyes turning to slits as you met his glare. “can you animals keep it down in here? i’d hate to fall asleep to your music and suddenly wake up in the pits of hell.” jan axel, your brother, smirked at your comment with a little chuckle. “no problem. we’d hate to interrupt your beauty sleep.” you swatted him off, turning and walking away from the atmosphere.

you felt a pair of predatory eyes on you the entire time, probably studying you. you had shown up in a lacy camisole top, tiny black shorts and white thigh-high socks with little pink bows on them, an outfit that would now be engraved in euronymous’ mind for the rest of time. he watched you walk up the stairs as his band continued playing, watching your ass jiggle with each step you took.

then he turned to your brother.

“why the fuck do you let her walk all over you like that? she bitches and whines like a goddamn 12 year old.” jan scoffs. “c’mon man, that’s my little sister. and you know she’s 18. you were even at that big birthday party of her’s, remember?”

oh yes, he remembered. the night you got blackout drunk and tried to lead him on, leading to a very sloppy hookup that also happened to be the night he lost his virginity, to you. but you didn’t remember any of this, and that was probably for the best. so all you viewed him as was that weird guy that hung out with your brother. 

euronymous rubbed a hand over his face. “she’s a fuckin’ brat, dude. and she dresses like a damn hooker. you can’t just let her do whatever the hell she wants around here. one way or another, it’ll ruin our band.” jan brushed him off. “whatever, man. she’s her own person. she’s a woman, so it’d be pretty fucked up for me to be bossing her around.” he flipped over his sheet music. “from the top.”

euronymous placed his guitar on it’s stand. “i’m grabbing a beer.” he muttered, making his way to the stairs and bolting up them. that’s when he saw you in the kitchen, squirting whipped cream into your mouth from the can. he felt heat pooling in his core from the sight. “oh, fuck me…” he muttered under his breath, making you turn your head to him.

“the grumpy old troll crawled out of his cave, hm?” you taunted. he rolled his eyes, spitting back a snarky response. “why don’t you crawl back into whatever fairytale you lept out from.” you snarled, the expression on your face making euronymous’ knees weak. you opened the fridge, putting the whipped cream back and grabbing a bottle of beer. the last one.

you started heading back to your room until you felt a calloused hand grip your wrist, pulling you back. “i was gonna take that.” his eyes bored into your soul, but you put on a fake-pout. “well that’s too bad.” you licked around the tip of the bottle, claiming your territory in attempt to disgust him enough to leave you alone. but his pupils dilated when he saw your pink tongue smear saliva across the bottle, awakening something primal in him.

you hopped up the stairs, giving him a view of your legs in such innocent yet provocative clothing. without thining, he followed you up, walking into your room behind you and pinning you to the door by your chest. your eyes widened as the door shut behind you, your heart hammering inside of your chest.

“what the hell are you doing, oystein? jan would murder you if he saw you doing this.” euronymous didn’t have anything to say to that, so his mouth gaped open slightly as he studied your features. you looked like if your brother was crossed with a cute little child’s doll. your eyes shimmered with intense emotion, and he imagined what they’d look like as they rolled to the back of his head while he fucked you. 

he watched the top of your breasts rise and fall with each heavy breath you took, feeling a very familiar sensation in his jeans. one that he always felt whenever he saw you. he shook himself back to reality, plucking the beer out of your hand. “a pretty girl like you shouldn’t be drinking this. besides, you’re a kid.” your cheeks puffed up with anger. “you’re like 6 months older than me, asshole.”

he shrugged, leaning against your wall and taking a large swig of beer, looking around your bedroom. as pink and girly as it was, it all became much more lewd the longer he looked. there were bras and panties slung across almost every surface, smutty books filling your bookshelves, and a pretty pink vibrator that failed to be hidden underneath your pillow.

euronymous smirked, walking toward your bed and picking it up, switching it on. “well what do we have here?” your breath left your lungs as he held it, quickly rushing up to him and snatching it. “dont touch that!” he laughed bitterly, looking you right in the eye. “so turns out princess bubblegum’s a fucking whore.” you felt your cheeks heating up as he continued to speak.

“did you get to cum, dolly? or was the sound of real music too much for your pretty little ears?” you opened your drawer, tossing the vibrator into it and slamming it shut. then you felt two strong arms wrap around your waist, picking you up and throwing you onto your bed.

everything was happening too fast for you, but the next thing you knew euronymous was on top of you, your faces less than an inch apart as his tone turned into one of lust and desire. “i asked you a question, angel. did that stupid toy make you cum?” you gulped, your core starting to drip from the words he spoke.

you shook your head, causing him to smile. he pushed your legs apart, letting himself in between them and pressing his burning erection onto your clothed pussy, making you gasp. he trailed his hand down your body, his fingers slithering under the waistband of your shorts and stopping at your panties, feeling the sopping wet mess underneath the thin, lacy fabric.

your limbs turned to jelly as a moan slipped from your lips. he began to rub slow circles onto your hard clit, feeling it’s throbbing response.he used his other hand to slip of your shorts, then your panties, taking off your clothes layer by layer until only your socks were left. but he left those on. he thought they were a nice touch.

one thing led to another, and he was pounding into you from behind, his fingers shoved down your throat as he stretched out your tiny little pussy with his monstrous cock.

your back arched as he pressed you into the mattress, feeding on your desperate moans and whimpers like a starved beast. “like that, doll? is that the spot?” he cooed, obviously mocking you. you were a sobbing mess, your mascara running down your face as you drooled around his large fingers.

he looked down at you from where he was, watching your ass bounce with each hard thrust. he watched the curve of your back as his dick made you lose all control of your senses. you would never admit it to him, but he made you feel much better than that stupid vibrator did.

“i-im cumming, oystein..!” you managed to cry out, his finger muffling your words. you had gushed and creamed and squirted around him so many times by now that you had lost count. but body was weak beyond its limits, but he refused to stop. he just kept on pushing, his deep, hoarse groans eoching through your bedroom walls.

he landed a harsh slap onto your bruised ass, making you yelp. his thrusts began to lose their composure as he spoke, his voice breaking. “c-can you cum f’me one more time, baby… can you do that for me..?” you nodded frantically, tears rolling down your face and staining your bedsheets.

his cock throbbed inside of your pulsating hole, creating a wet and sticky mess as cum poured down your thighs and stomach. and then he began to shout, his voice coming out as a booming roar. “goddamnit!” he forced himself all the way in, making your heart stop for a moment as he filled you up with his molten hot cum. he gave you a few more lazy thrusts, his groans turning into little whimpers before he pulled out, shooting a few last ropes onto your arched back.

you laid there, panting like a dog as the realization hit you. your brother’s best friend had just fucked you. the one that you had never gotten along with. the one who swore he’d kill himself if you ever got a man to touch you. the one who longed for the day that he’d finally get to claim a pure soul like yours as his own. and now, he’d finally done it. again.

author's note: i ran to write this as soon as I got the request. goodnight yall :))

#444rockstargf #rory culkin #rory culkin smut #lana del rey #euronymous #lords of chaos #smut #lana del rey unreleased #eurorory #euronymous rory culkin #euronymous smut

[the-invisible-queer]

Who would win

A mutual of your choice to fight on your behalf

Vs.

1 very hungry lion

I would never send any of my mutuals to fight on my behalf

I'll fight the lion on my own

And I'd probably lose tbfh

[pxppinmolly-archived]

HI IT’S DANI BACK AGAIN WITH THOSE HADESTOWN MOLLY/VOX AND ANGEL PARALLELS.

Can’t listen to Way Down Hadestown without thinking of the set of lyircs where they talk about Hades so highly, having Eurydice, a hungry young girl, be somewhat entranced and interested in hearing of a place and a man who holds all this wealth and power. For Orpheus to come in and remind that Hades himself is cruel and evil and that Hadestown is a bad place and it’s all only benefits the rich not the poor

For Hades to come and people to talk how he owns everything, for Eurydice to comment “makes you wonder how it feels’ in awe to herself I just go HMMMMMMM

#OOC #Anyway. #I just think it's neat and interesting to think bout. #Molly wasnt rlly 'poor' ever per se and tbfh she is a spoiled mafia princess lbr #but theres a DIFFERENCE in power yk? #and like considering how shes grown up power IS something she does. crave. even if she doesnt realize it #always gotta be hungry for power and wanting to go UP and HIGHER #like. god i can go on and on and just talk more bout it cus i have a lot of #thoughts on this topic but my head hurts and is swimmy rn i cant concentrate im loosing my steam fast BUT LISTEN #ILL write this up one day probably

[mwagneto]

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#tmi and ednos tw in the tags sorry #so basically #haha #uh #i thought i recovered last summer i really did #and i kept my 21 bmi until January where I relapsed and went down to 20 #and i recovered from that but unfortunately i fell on the other side of the horse #and went back (or over? i was scared to check) to the weight i was when i #first developed my ed spring 2018 #by july/august #and now I'm at the hotel and its increasingly obvious and i feel like shit #and yesterday i ate breakfast normally and then had lunch but then at 4pm i #had some fries and 4 pancakes and that rly trigger me and i #made myself throw up for the first time since uuh. probably January? #but definitely the first time since watching rm #first time from purely ed related reasons anyway #and then i skipped dinner (didn't have any appetite tbfh) and i was gonna eat breakfast #but im not hungry at all and i feel like if i ate anything I'd kms so i think I'll skip breakfast too #I don't really want to but i have absolutely no appetite #I'll just eat lunch #uuuh please don't send me anons/pms telling me to eat or w/e

[miyaniacs]

HQ-BOYS REACTING TO YOU EATING A BANANA

@kageyamasbraincell​ and I were eating banana’s and thought of it - ideas came from both of us ✨

masterlist

warning: slight nsfw

Characters: Atsumu,Osamu, Kuroo, Kenam, Oikawa, Kageyama, Sakusa & Bokuto

A/N: reblogging is very welcomed bc tags won’t work lol

Atsumu 

Was it on purpose that you sit directly in front of him with your banana? 

Yes. 

Was it also on purpose that you eat it rather let’s say sexually? 

Indeed. 

But now he’s turned on and the smile on his face shows exactly what’s going on in this head 

And what do you, as his precious girlfriend, now? 

The only thing that’s acceptable to do now 

You deep throat this shit 

And RIP OFF A PIECE FROM THAT BANANA

The look on his face? 

Priceless 

Did Osamu catch everything on his phone? 

Yes! 

Is the video going viral now? 

Hell yes. 

Osamu

He ignored your uhmmm needs the past days 

Always teasing you - leaving you starving 

Well staving 

Now you’re here in his shop, sitting at the counter 

With a banana 

Always keeping eye contact you slowly peel it 

Moving it up on your lips, stopping letting the tip slowly slid in-between your lips 

Softly biting up a small bit, lightly sucking in your cheeks. 

Osamu? 

well…. He walks back to the table of one of his costumers, giving them their order. 

When he comes back, he walks up behind you leaning down, breathing against your neck

Aaand takes a bite from the banana 

“Thanks babe, really needed that!”

Kageyama

So what if you were a little needy?

So what if you tried to get his attention 24/7??

He was practicing allll he time, attended important games and such

I mean it’s only natural for you to initiate a dick appointment,,,,by eating a banana seductively,,,right?

RIGH?! 

Cause that’s exactly what you do

Placing your tongue on the tip of it tryna take it in deep

,,,has him looking at you disturbed af like what the hell are you doing

Your plan failed miserably bc he didn’t get the hint

You're still horny and he just leaves you hanging

Weeks after this imagine hunts his dream 

ANNND 

He shoots his eyes open in he middle of the night finally getting what you meant

Sakusa

Tbfh Sakusa isn’t the kind of guy to be turned on by the slightest things

Probably only does missionary - I’m sorry

As if you’d give up trying to get him worked up duh

It’s your life mission now 

And you’ve failed ALL THE WAY 

So a girl has to do what a girl has to do 

And you put out 

The BANANA 

Gurlll 

You never ever sucked his dick with that much passion, as you’re eating the banana rn 

You give it your ALL 

Hollowing your cheeks, plopping your lips as you take it out again 

Now you’re taking a really really.. well BIG bite 

The moment you open your eyes again you’re met with Sakusa running out of the room 

Followed by some distant gagging voices 

Well RIP your mission 

Kenma 

Neglecting your needs to play video games? 

Well that’s Kenma Ladies and Gentlemen 

Walking in front to the TV with a banana in your hand? 

Well that’s you Ladies and Gentleman 

And you’re giving him a show 

Licking your lips as you peel the banana 

Biting your lower lip, while you move it upwards towards your lips 

GROANING while taking a bite

Sucking in the banana even deeper, letting it slide out a bit before taking the next bite 

And well.. then there was no banana left and he just blankly stares at you 

Sooo well… mission failed right? 

no. 

As soon as you left the room, he left and hurries to the bathroom to take care of a lil sumsum 

Kuroo

What have you got yourself into ?! 

HUH 

HONEY WHAT HAVE YOU THOGHT ?! 

YOU just wanted to eat your BANANA IN PEACE 

But NUHUUUUU not in front of your boyfriend

He thinks you’re trying to seduce him 

because that’s what girls do when they eat a banana while being near a male right?

And when you slightly groan - literately just because you were hungry 

He is sure you’re seducing him 

The way your lips glide over the banana

Cheeks slightly hollowing as you take a bit 

How you look at him through your lashes 

And also THAT ONE BIG BITE

His mind his spinning 

What boyfriend would he be if he neglected your wishes 

So now here you are gagging on the problem you caused 

Don’t worry tho 

He’ll take good care of you afterwards 

Oikawa 

Bitch 

What 

You trying to show HIM what that mouth do? 

Sucking in the banana, letting it side put again 

Lips always pressed firmly around it 

Tongue sliding down the banana, while you watch him form across the gym 

He walks over now, done with your show

HE will now SHOW YOU what that mouth do

He takes the banana off your hands, leaving you looking confused af

AND well.. now… you’re both horny

He’s literally PEELING the banana 

Tongue lightly circling the tip 

Eyes always locked with yours 

But sadly that’s why he’s now chocking on said banana 

Bc Iwaizumi was just done with you all and shoved the banana down Oikawa throat

Now he’s gaging 

Bokuto

It’s just so easy to tease him 

And it’s so fun 

Do you feel bad? 

Yes sure 

But also… you know he gets his revenge later at night 

So let’s have some fun now

You walk into the cafeteria, banana in hand

You sit right next to him, eyes locked with yours 

You peel the banana and bite your lips

One of your hands moves to his thigh

And you begin your magic

The tip of the banana moves in and out of your lips while your teeth slightly scrub over it

Then you take a big bite closing your eyes, moaning and grabbing his thigh even tighter

When you open them again, you take the banana out of your mouth again, licking your lips 

This goes on until you’re finished with it, hand sometimes brushing over his well… hardening problem 

“Well that was delicious.” You sigh 

Bokuto looks up at you, eyes big and sparkling 

One of your hands rests on his shoulder as you lean against him 

He’s beaming now 

And you, just lean even further forward, dropping the banana peel in the bin and walk away 

“aghHAASHIIIIIIIIII :( “ you hear Bokuto whine as soon as he sees Akaashi entering the cafeteria

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu x you #kuroo tetsuro imagine #atsumu imagines #oikawa headcanons #bokuto headcanons #bokuto x reader #kuroo x reader #sakusa x reader #osamu x reader

[spencersawkward]

Wow i just found ur blog and let me just: 🥵🥵 u are a talented writer! I dont really have a request myself but like whats ur favorite mgg fantasy?? Share with the class 😏😏😏

my fave fantasy? ooh that's so hard to pick bc i have so many omg. my initial thought is definitely the assistant trope bc i'm a slut for an age gap and i also think it would be the perfect combination of mutual pining before the actual sex part. 

like you get the chance to get to know each other, all the accidental touches and longing stares before he just absolutely snaps and can't take how much he wants you. 

it'd be super hot to be hanging out in his trailer and he comes in all stressed and frustrated and you're like "hi Matthew" 😊 and he sits down across from you and is like ranting about his day and his hair is all messy and he's still wearing his suit from the show, but you're just sitting there listening, completely lost in how fucking sexy he is when he's mad bc he never gets mad. 

and then you'd be like, "oh, i'm sorry. what can i do?" with those big eyes. in this fantasy i feel like Matthew would have a corruption kink, too. he'd clench his jaw while you sit there in your skirt and your work laptop on your lap and the whole time he's trying not to think about you that way, but when you set your computer down and scoot closer to him, he can smell your perfume and he's just struggling sm not to kiss you.

and you'd feel the energy change before breaking the tension and pressing your lips to his, all hungry and sweet before he starts to kiss you back and clutch at your body. it'd be super intense and heated immediately bc you've both been wanting this too much and have been waiting so long and tbfh he jerks off to the thought of you when he's alone (idk why but i find that super hot). 

anyway he'd lean forward until you're lying down on the couch of his trailer and he's on top of you, pushing the hem of your skirt up while he grazes your thighs and parts them. the whole time, he'd be, like, devouring your face and holding himself against you bc he can't get enough. the sex itself probably wouldn't last that long bc he'd be rock hard and being inside of you would be such a dream come true, plus the sound of you crying out his name and the fact that you're in his work trailer are all creating this risky energy that you're both getting off on.

but even though you two don't fuck for that long, it's an out-of-body experience and your orgasm is borderline earth-shattering bc he's sucking on your throat and pounding into you mercilessly with his moans vibrating against your skin. he'd also whisper such dirty things in your ear, mingled with his panting. "you like that, little slut? fucking take it." and things of a degrading nature until you're shaking and murmuring what a whore for him you are and he would cum inside bc Matthew fs has a breeding kink and it's the kind of thing where he just wants to fuck his seed right back in to overstimulate you a lil. 

afterward you would just look at each other like... wow. he's a gentleman, though, so he'd clean up the mess between your legs and make sure to tell you that you're beautiful and the sweetest soul he's ever met (he'd be nervous after saying all those cruel things while you fucked) and you'd be like just totally cross-eyed in love for each other.

that’s one of, like, 5000 different sexy scenarios that literally just live in my mind. thanks for asking! 

#ask #mgg #matthew gray gubler #trailer #rpf #smut blurb

[whirlwindamell-a]

Face fucking or Anal sex? Lengthy Cocks or Girthy Cocks? Small Boobs or Large Boobs?

NSFW This Or That || Accepting!

- If I’m being 100% honest she probably likes anal better over the two? But it would sort of depend on what kind of lubrication is available. Like if there’s a way to lube up then by all means, bend her over and fuck her in the ass. But if there isn’t and you plan on going in there dry please...don’t. She really enjoys acts that can be seen as laying claim to her partner or them laying claim to her, so I imagine she’d be super into either of them. Like...anything that involves something forbidden that only her romantic (not just a quickie in the circle, given she’s only done that like three or so times) partner is allowed to do/does. That shit is *chef’s kiss* for her. 

- -Both? I kind of picture Elena as sort of a size queen, tbfh. Like, she won’t judge her partner based on his tools so long as he knows how to use them, and in most cases her partner is going to be one of if not the only person she’s been with so she wouldn’t know any better but like…if she got a taste of that big cock, I imagine she’d like it a lot.

- Big boobs. Though she’s not super picky about how her partner looks? It’s kind of like above. She won’t judge her partner based on what they’re working with, but I can absolutely picture her fondling and grabbing a nice set of titties and being pretty happy about it. Then again, I also imagine her as being a lot more passive when she’s with a woman. Not so constantly hungry. But that could be because she’s a switch with guys and she’s very submissive with women so idk. 

#Anonymous #//nsfw #HEADCANON ⚡ a heart such as hers #ANSWERED ⚡ if i sing to the sky

[sye216-fr]

Lair review for Klazomaniac #286157

@rarewubbox​  I’m really sorry that it took me so long to get to this review!! my general writing muse decided to take a vacation the past few days and I had to hunt it down and wrangle it before i could get myself to write anything. i hope you like the review even if it took like a week for me to get to.

aleele here was the first dragon i really noticed, but that’s mostly because the blues of the ghost flame apparel drove my eyes to her. i really liked the contrast between the low-saturation dark hues of her colors against the blues of the apparel. it really makes her visually POP. i also like how the candles are actually incorporated into the lore in the bio? a dragon with a weird entourage of ghostly floating candles is mysterious indeed. contender for cool mom of the year. also, if she’s your random progen, congrats on getting an XYY!! talk about good luck.

another darkly colored fae yes, but the faes in ur lair are Good. this guy got my attention with all that purple. he looked like quite an interesting foresty fellow from the thumbnail, and then i got in there and read the little bit of lore in his bio and all of a sudden all the apparel made him Sinister. i love a good maniacal power hungry nature-fueled villain character. the small amount of lore in the bio just made me want to know more, like hear about some of his particular escapades. does he bother the rest of the clan or does he work in secret? inquiring minds would like to know 👀

oh MAN i love the foreboding quote in this boy’s bio because it immediately gives him and his outfit the most EERIE atmosphere. the plague primal eyes especially add to that. he didn’t look all that plaguey from the thumbnail so when i read that quote i was thrown for a loop and then i scrolled up and saw his eyes and was like “oh. im Terrified.” i like how the nightsky silk scarf and the cornflower bee give this sort of delicate look, then you see the armor pieces and the furious claws and you gradually realize this is not a dragon you wanna be messing with. i sure as hell ain’t gonna be caught staring someone down whos got eyes like THAT. he comes into the room and im already gone

in my previous lair reviews ive gone on a bit about that Fire Aesthetic which i like so much. this girl has DEFINITELY got a good hold on that. the accent matches SO well with the black iron plates it’s unbelievable. the fire and the lava are almost exactly the same color and it looks fucking fantastic. plus the steampunk pieces give that clunky heavy metal feeling that’s so good in the fire aesthetic. plus the mauve spines add a nice little dash of pinky-purple to match with the shadow eyes, like a tiny dash of sprinkles on top of the lava sundae. i wanna shake her hand but the superheated lava coming from the black iron plates would burn my hands and i would be okay with it.

i think observer here might be my fave dragon in ur lair. the fest skin is, of course, gorgeous on him (i love the glowing mushrooms of the shadow aesthetic). but not only does it look nice, it makes sense to his title as scavenger?? like mushrooms are agents of decay and renewal that make use of what’s left behind, and scavengers look for things left behind to find and use again. the skin on top of the black birdskull pieces really give that effect. also can i just say the soil primary works wonderfully with that skin?? it really does look like the mushrooms on the skin are growing out of dirt. perfect combination of skin and colors.

i may not have a lot of snappers in my lair but i can appreciate a good High Quality Bean when i see one. i really love how well the peacock goes with the cyan-y accent beads in the celebration sage set, the white looks really good next to the light parts of the outfit too. plus orange+brown next to peacock just looks good period? it’s a nice combo of colors for this dragon. i like how her title is celebrationist. i want her to organize a party for me bc something else me it would be one hell of a party.

listen i had no idea that this specific part of the blue range could work SO well with the sweetheart lace set but i feel like i’ve seen the light..tiger+stripes may not be all that popular lately but i really like how it looks on razor, especially with stonewash+teal. these two blues play nice together, and then the sweetheart lace pieces kind of make me think of decorations on a cake? like the little roses look like icing roses. and then his eyes being that rich earth common brown just pop right out. a lot of people laud matching eyes on a dragon but tbfh sometimes non-matching eyes can add a real nice dimension in the color palette, especially on spirals since their eyes are so big. i wanna be friends w him.

okay first: i like the idea of having a series of dragons named after each holiday?? it’s a cool idea for representing each flight as reps in your lair. next: a lot of people say crackle is a bad gene but i am under the impression that crackle can look DAMN AMAZING if you get the right gene/color combo. and here? the eldritch crackle on top of double fire looks just like lava. if there were a dragon that ever looked like a pure concentration of fire, it would be with this specific combo of genes and colors. it works SO damn well that the effect is perfected even with a small amount of apparel. i looked at this dragon and immediately went “she is Lava.” i love her. burn me up.

(i know brightshine technically comes after flameforger but flameforger caught my attention first cough) light is another aesthetic i’m fond of and this is DEFINITELY a good-ass light dragon. i had no fucking idea murk irishim could match well with colors like ivory and gold but holy FUCKING moley that’s a nice combination. the highlights on the murk shimmer next to the brightness of the ivory crystal just makes the murk look like a really dark metal? like really tarnished bronze. and the intense gold of the sundrapes do a great job of calling to attention the veins of REALLY intense golden yellow that run through the ivory crystal. she’s so shiny. i wanna polish her but she probably doesnt need it..

#lair review

[jackncon]

A, E and F with Jack and Conor please 😉

A (Aftercare - what they're like after sex)

Jack 

hungry. this boy is hungry. But hey he always brings you a sandwich Conor 

cuddly, sleepy, just wants to rest his head on your boob tbfh 

E - already answered F (Favourite position - this goes with out saying. Will probably include a visual)

Jack 

DOggy style 100000% 

Conor

I think con loves spooning tbfh 

[lukeysgirl]

Relentless | Calum Hood Series Pt.13

                                      Part T H I R T E E N 

Request: Being the cousin of Ashton Irwin was exciting, especially when invited to their tour to hang out with his best friends. You found yourself becoming fond of Calum Hood, who finds you annoying from your constant appearance. But what would happen if you stopped giving him that attention?

Word Count: 2k+ (the lowest count itll ever be tbfh)

A/N: sorry that this part is shorter than the others !! i wanted it to be juicy but not too revealing aha. i hope you guys enjoy this one and please get this to 100 notes. i think this part will make ya stir xx

Parts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. [DONE]  

                                                  I M A G I N E 

Tokyo, 1:30 A.M.

“I can’t believe we got a schuite here!” Calum slurred as you trotted to your suite. Calum had his arm draped over your shoulder, weighing you down a bit in his drunken state. After his lustful performance with you, he did a few more solo-stage performances until he concluded he was tired. So here you were, struggling to keep you and your boyfriend up until you made it into the room. 

“Calum, at least... try to stand on your own,” you groaned, slipping the key card into the lock to open the suite door. Entering, you turn on the lights to find a beautifully lavish suite before you. 

“I’m sorry, beautiful, I jus... my legs don’ work right now,” Calum said with a snort, having you shake your head as you trotted over to the large, king-sized bed you got. You tossed him on it, having his body seem limp once on the bed. 

“So I see.” Panting, you look down at the drunk and hiccuping Calum Hood before you. He sat up a bit, looking at you with tired eyes as he opened his arms out to you. He bent his fingers consistently, pouting as you wouldn’t go forward to give him the hug. 

“Baby, c’mere!” He pleaded, bloating up his cheeks as he stared into your eyes. You were a little surprised by their intensity, but one can never deny the potency of those almond orbs. Shaking your head, you walk over and allow your boyfriend to wrap his arms around your waist. 

“There, are you happy now?” You asked, a touch of annoyance in your words. You felt Calum lightly jab the tips of his fingers into your flesh, having you study his raven hair as he leaned his face against your thigh. You felt him begin to kiss your leg, listening the consistent kissy noises while you looked down at him. “Calum, are you okay?” You asked, a much more lightness in your voice. 

“I am,” he said, his mouth muffled upon your thigh. He nuzzled his nose against your thigh as well, almost cat-like. “I just really adore you.” 

“Oh?” You began with pleasant shock in your voice. You decided, out of pure curiosity and nothing more, as to what parts of you made him adore you. It seems like taking advantage, but you like to think of it as making the most of a ‘good time.’ “What do you adore about me then, Cal?” 

“Well, there’s alotta things to adore about you, Y/N,” Calum spoke against your thigh, feeling the vibration of his voice. “Your smile is the warmest thing I’ve ever experienced in my life, that’s one. You’re also the kindest girls I’ve ever really met. Your encouragement for our shitty bond was beyond me, and I’m pretty sure the other boys. You believed in us so much, I swear I coulda exploded in pure bliss because of you.” 

“Yeah?” You began softly, weaving your fingers through his hair. 

“Yeah,” Calum mumbled softly. “Hey baby, can you make me some food please? I’m hungry.” You growled at the subject change as you unpeeled him from you. He whined quietly before starting to take off his shoes. You giggled at his really bad attempt to rip them off his feet as you went to the kitchen. You looked through the cabinets to see ingredients held in them to make basic sushi. 

Sushi it is then. As you began to slice a filet of salmon you found in the fridge, you watched Calum from the counter. He was on the bed, sat in a pretzel, while staring distantly at the large glass window. It exposed all of Tokyo, seeing as his head was directed towards the Tokyo Tower. You wondered what was roaming his mind, but didn’t really want to interrupt his distance. 

“Hey, Y/N...” Calum began softly, shifting his head to glance back at you. You tilted your head upward, stopping your slicing motion with ease. “What would you have done if I didn’t realize how in love I was with you and didn’t tell you?” 

You froze. What would you have done? Could you have stuck around with the boys with the unbearable pain of rejection? Would you have wanted to deal with that? Would Ashton have let you leave anyways? This questions were throbbing your mind, having you shift your eyes back down to the fish to resume cutting. 

“I dunno...” You muttered. “It feels like such a distant memory now... I have no idea what I would have done.” 

“Probably go and hook up with Michael,” Calum coolly suggested. You darted your eyes back at the Maori boy, seeing his cheeks bloat up with insecurity. Quickly washing your hands, you slam your hands down on the black counter. 

“Excuse me, what?” You asked. 

“Michael was crushing on you so hard,” Calum spat. “Didn’t you notice how he was near you almost all the time? Trying to impress you with his singing and guitar skills? It was absolutely disgusting.” 

You felt this random rage build up inside you. Moving away from the counter, you rush over to Calum and grab his face the way he does to you. His cheeks nearly touched from how big they were. Shock built in his eyes as he stared into yours. 

“First things first: Michael was never crushing on me,” you spat. “He is with Crystal, and he seems very happy to find himself with a girl like her. To further, you were being a dick to me and that hurt my feelings beyond anything I’ve felt before. He was always around me because he didn’t want you ruining my mood all the fucking time!” 

“Now, for the next thing...” you began, sighing to relieve yourself from that sudden anger. “I fell in love with you, dumbass. Even if Michael did have a crush on me, it wouldn’t change my feelings for you. My stupid heart was entirely set on you, and if it hasn’t changed since secondary school, it definitely wasn’t going to change anytime soon. Especially being in your presence again-- I definitely couldn’t kill my feelings for you, Calum, because I’m in love with you. Truly, deeply, unconditionally, I just love you so much, Calum. I do.” 

You watch as Calum was found frozen. You were a little horrified, letting his face go while watching his shocked expression. His lips were slightly parted, presenting a sliver of his pearly whites. His brown orbs were set on yours, with some sort of shiny gloss around them. Oh no, is he gonna--

“I’m sorry, Y/N!” Calum began to cry, his eyes drowning in his tears. You looked down at him, worry washing over you as you grabbed his head and quickly pressed it on your tummy. 

“Calum, no, please don’t cry!” You tried, weaving your fingers through his hair softly. “I didn’t mean to be so aggressive with you-- please stop crying! I don’t like it when you cry!” Slowly, his sniffing became quiet, with his hands pulling on your shirt. It was so strange to see Calum drunk and become filled with emotion so suddenly. It pained you to cause tears in those very eyes. 

“Only you can make me cry like this.” Eh? You pull Calum’s face from your stomach to look at him. His face was moist with tears, but he was no longer crying. He was now focused into locking eyes with you, his tone stern and quiet. 

“Wh-what?” You asked in a whisper. 

“I care so much about how you feel that it stabs me in the heart if you’re ever mad or upset with me,” Calum muttered. He tilted his head down, studying the floor and your feet before he resumed his strife. “I know you used that voice just to get through to me, but my heart couldn’t help and stop once it heard you go stern. I finally got you, even through all my stubbornness, and I really don’t want to lose you anytime soon. You mean so much to me, love...” 

“Calum...” 

“I need you to know how much I love you right now, Y/N!” Calum growled, his eyes still locked on yours. You flinched at his aggression, having you let go of his head. But Calum quickly collected them in his hands and gave them a gentle squeeze. 

“You might think I’m crazy because I’m super fucking drunk right now!” Calum said with a hearty laugh. “But all these words for you are completely sober. I love you, and I love everything about you. Your eyes and the way they study me with this infatuation I don’t deserve. Those soft lips and the way they contort in order to utter words. How your nose crinkles when it’s itchy or when you cry. Oh fuck, and the way you just pull your hair back when you’re simply bored, it’s absolute magic to me.”

“I know Ashton is still very skeptical of me,” Calum said, a faint smile playing at his lips. “But I’ll prove to him that I am worthy of every single atom that makes up you and your vast thoughts and beautiful person. I swear I’ll prove that I deserve you more than anybody in this earth.”

You watch as Calum laid down on the bed once more. His hands slipped away, letting yours go with warmth and light sweat. He flattened his back on the bed, bending his legs to place them on the bed as well. His eyes began to flutter shit, with small blinks keeping Calum awake. 

“Are you not hungry anymore, Calum?” You asked your boyfriend softly, having Calum shake his head ‘no.’ You smiled, grabbing the decoration blanket from the couch to drape it on Calum. You walked over to the side of the bed, getting on your knees to lean your elbows on the bed. You watched as the boy was slowly, but surely, falling into a deep slumber. 

“Haa... mmm...” Calum hummed, his eyes barely open. You could see a sliver of those eyes shine through, but he was definitely half-asleep. You couldn’t help but smile at the sleepy boy. He looked so at peace, with his eyes finally closing to hide the whites of his eyes. But a sudden disturbance occurred in his dreams as he began to fidget uncomfortably. 

“Calum...” You cooed, cupping his cheek in high hopes that your touch with soothe him. But he let out small groans, almost like cries. 

“I love... her...” Those words escaped from his lips. His jaw suddenly twitched, having you begin to remove your hand slowly. “I’m sorry... N--” 

The next thing he said made you widen your eyes completely. 

7:22 A.M. 

The entire morning, you had to help Calum try to stand for a fair few minutes. Medicine was asked for as well as water bottles were brought. The boys were all awake and fled to you for some support. But you couldn’t help but think about Calum’s sleep talking. 

“Y/N, are you gonna cook something?” Michael groaned, laying down on the couch with his eyes completely shut. You nodded, silently walking over to the kitchen to take out the cut salmon you had prepared last night. 

“Sushi?” Luke groaned, his eyes barely open as he watched from the kitchen counter. His arms were crossed on the counter, with his head basically buried in them. “That seems... appropriate.” 

Ashton nodded from the other couch across from Michael, one of his legs hanging off the couch as he rested his hand on  his forehead. You were surprised that they were even able to get up and change themselves. But then again, these boys have been in the business for a while now. They’re used to the pain, you reckon. 

But as you prepared the sushi, you could feel Calum’s intense gaze on you. He, in fact, joined Luke on the counter just to get a closer look at you. Taking some sort of random hint, Luke stole the bed to himself to leave you and Calum alone. His almond eyes tried to melt into you, but you couldn’t be shaken. 

You already were shaken up as is. 

“Y/N.” Calum spoke, his voice low with a touch of pain from his throbbing mind. It was also much weaker than last night. 

“Mm.” 

“What’s wrong?” 

“Nothing.” 

“You don’t act like this. What is it, seriously?” 

“Tired.” 

“You don’t act like this when you’re tired, Y/N.” Calum exclaimed, the loudest he’s been since the party. He slammed his clenched fist, almost gently, on the counter, studying you with heavy potency. 

“M’sorry.” You were clinging onto these 1-word responses as you didn’t have any more to say to the Maori boy. He couldn’t divert his eyes from you, curiosity burning through you as you prepared the sushi. The boys also felt the weird tension, too, as they tried weaving Calum in their conversation to leave you be. But Calum was set on staring at you. 

As you finished the sushi and let the boys eat, you couldn’t help but feel distant from them. Your mind was so trapped in thought. You chose to eat by the large windows, staring down at daytime Tokyo alone. The boys’ eyes were on you, but you couldn’t be bothered to react to them. 

Who is she? You thought. The voice he muttered... It was killing you not to know. But you couldn’t just ask Calum, could you? He is your boyfriend, but wouldn’t that be too personal? You were sure that your curiosity would destroy you someday. 

Suddenly, a familiar ring tone interrupted the conversation and your thoughts. 

“Who the fuck is calling you at this time, Cal?” Michael groaned, chewing on his sushi as the other boys agreed. So it’s Calum’s phone. 

“Fuck...” Calum cussed under his breath, grabbing his phone to stare at it. You watched him from the reflection of the glass as Calum rushed out of the suite and closed the door. 

“Hey, Y/N,” Ashton called to you softly. He joined you at the window, having you glance over at him. His eyes were soaked with worry. He was holding one of his rolls in his hand while studying your eyes. “Are you okay, like actually?” 

“Mm, I am,” you replied. You stuffed your mouth with another roll as you looked distantly at the entirety of Tokyo. “I just had a long night taking care of Drunk Calum.” 

“Yeah, but it’s obviously not just that,” Ashton cooed. “I know you, baby cuzzo, you can’t fool me out of everyone.” He placed his large hand on my head and gave it a gentle pat. You puffed your cheeks a bit, feeling a bit frustrated from Ashton’s real talk and your thoughts. 

“I just... I’m curious about something,” you hummed at Ashton. Looking over, you saw Michael and Luke staring at the both of you. You beckoned them over, having them jump off the couches and join you two on the floor. They held their stern faces, noticing that the conversation was serious. 

“What’s up? You can trust us!” Michael spewed. You smiled politely, not too wide but not so frigidly small. 

“It’s regarding Calum though...” 

“Then we’re the guys you’re looking for,” Luke said with kindness in his tongue. You nodded sheepishly, holding up one of the rolls in reticence to eat it. Taking a fairly deep gulp, you turn to face the boys. 

“Did Calum date while I wasn’t around?” You asked softly. “Maybe not right when you guys became famous, but for the last 1-2 years?” 

“He fucked around, but he never really dated,” Michael pointed out, his fingers holding his chin in thought. 

“He wasn’t the type to commit after the first few years of our career,” Ashton said simply. “Messed around, but surely didn’t want a girlfriend. Are you insecure, Y/N?” 

“N-no, that’s not it...” 

“I doubt Y/N is insecure,” Luke said with a chuckle. “Calum just danced on her sexually last night. She’s definitely not insecure if he did all that to her.”

“Don’t remind me of that traumatizing experience, okay.” Ashton growled, having Michael and Luke laugh at the drummer. His face softened up a bit, hazel eyes studying you once more. “But seriously, what’s up?” 

“I don’t want to seem intrusive--” You began, feeling shyness invade your body with ease. 

“It’s fine.” 

“Are you sure?” 

“Yes,” the boys said simultaneously. Shyly, you put your sushi roll down to weave your fingers together. Your eyes lost themselves on the floor, studying the carpet with slight delirium. 

“Okay, well...” you began quietly. “Who is Nia?” 

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[nathandrakesociety]

I was tagged by @dragonjedihobbit & @lazarevicsorder , Thank youuu!

My Last:

1: Drink: Water. 2: Phone Call: My besfren. 3: Text Message: My dad. 4: Song You Listened To: Disconnect by Clean Bandit & Marina and the Diamonds. 5: Time You Cried: 4 days ago lmfao

Have I Ever:

6: Dated Some One Twice: Yes. 7: Kissed Someone and Regretted It: Yes. 8: Been Cheated On: yikes yes. 9: Lost Someone Special: Yes. 10: Been Depressed: Yeah. 11: Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up: Nope, that sounds awful. 12: Three Favorite Colors: Maroon, Navy blue & Black.

In The Last Year Have You:

13: Made New Friends: Yupp! 14: Fallen Out Of Love: With someone I know in real life? No but with celebs lmfao (that’s so embarrassing hsdksibc) 15: Laughed Until You Cried: All the time, it’s getting annoying. 16: Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: Oh yeah. It was some good ass drama man. 17: Met Someone Who Changed You: Completely? No.  18: Found Out Who Your Friends Are: Yes. 19: Kissed Someone On Your Facebook list: Nope lol fuck Facebook. 20: How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know In Real Life: All of them. 21: Do You Have Any Pets: Yes! two cats named Bobo & Thatha- who recently gave birth to 4 lil healthy kittens (they all got some weird ass stupid names but they fit them) and a parrot called Assous. 22: Do You Want To Change Your Name: Nah, not anymore. 23: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: My friends threw me a huge surprise party and it was one of my favorite moments of this year. 24: What Time Did You wake Up: 11:30 A.M 25: What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: Watching scary movies with my mother. lit. 26: Name Something You Can’t wait For: Uncharted: The Lost Legacy & The Incredibles 2 tbfh. 27: When Was The Last Time You saw Your Mom: A few minutes ago. 28: What Are You Listening To Right Now: Birds singing ayee 29: Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: I don’t know if I did.

General:

30: Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: Some family members trying to find something that’ll bring me down. ugly. 31: Most Visited Website: Tumblr or Youtube tbh 32: Hair Color: Dark Brown to the point you think it’s black. 33: Long Or Short Hair: Shoulder length. 34: Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Nah. 35: What Do You Like About Yourself: My shitty sense of humour. 36: Piercings: Just my ears. 37: Blood Type: B+ 38: Nickname: Haboon, Hebo & bobo (do not drag me i hate my friends) 39: Relationship Status: Single as hell hah 40: Zodiac Sign: Capricorn. 41: Pronouns: She/her 42: Favorite TV Show: No. 309 so far. 43: Tattoos: None right now unfortunately. 44: Right Or Left Handed: Right handed. 45: Surgery: None. 46: Sport: I competed in gun shooting championships and that’s about it. 47: Vacation: We might be going to Italy or Georgia orrr Oman. 48: Pair of trainers/Sneakers or Tennis Shoes: Sneakers

More General:

49: Eating: Sneakers (^^^^lmfao) 50: Drinking: Water. 51: I’m About To: Go out to eat Lunch. 52: Waiting For: My mom to get ready. 53: Want: Some food bitch im hungry 54: Get Married: Someday maybe. 55: Career: I wish I could be a historian but shit ain’t going my way and so far I’m majoring in English literature.

Which Is Better:

56: Hugs Or Kisses: Kisses. 57: Lips Or Eyes: Lips. 58: Shorter Or Taller: Taller. 59: Older Or Younger: Older. 60: Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach: Both! 61: Hook Up Or Relationship: Relationships. 62: Troublemaker Or Hesitant: Troublemaker.

Have You Ever:

63: Kissed A Stranger: No. 64: Drank Hard Liquor: Nopee 65: Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: Yes, I hate myself for it. 66: Turned Someone Down: Uh, Is it bad that I did? A lot? 67: Sex On The First Date: Nah. 68: Broken Someones Heart: I don’t think so and I sure hope not. 69: Had Your Heart Broken: Yuh. 70: Been Arrested: Not really? 71: Cried When Someone Died: Yes.. 72: Fallen For A Friend: Yeah which was a mess.

Do You Believe In:

73: Yourself: Sometimes?  74: Miracles: To some extent. 75: Love At First Sight: Nah, gotta know them. 76: Santa Claus: Never did. 77: Kiss On The First Date: Yes. 78: Angels: I truly believe they are there.

Other:

79: Current Best Friend’s Name: Ayah, we’ve been best bitches since 2009 probably. 80: Eye Color: Dark Brown 81: Favorite Movie: Too many to mention.

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[poisonousfey]

Hello, same anon from the Spun Sugar question. Thanks for answering to such detail, it was an enjoyable read.if you ever feel like expounding on the other Horde leaders, I would look forward to it.

hi I feel kinda shitty rn so it's time to fight it w/ some more Horde Friendship Themes(tm)

so we got through all the vanilla leaders, right? ok. let's move on from there, starting w/ lor'themar

right so, we're told that the forsaken reached out to the belves first, and that makes sense, considering that once sylvanas gets herself settled and notices her people are still struggling, she would immediately try to get them in on that horde protection shit, too. the belves are wary at first, so realistically so is lor'themar, probably, who's not really sure what to expect from somebody who was his friend and leader, once, but not so much now. given the nature of the forsaken and the undead as a whole he's not really sure if their offers of help are legitimate at first, esp coming from the horde, but. given how the alliance treated them, they don't really have much room to be picky, and the horde seems to be holding true to their promises to protect the forsaken well enough, nor do the forsaken seem to be trying to make every other horde species undead, too. and I mean, fuck, they allied w/ naga ffs- the horde's an upgrade atp lmao.

so he agrees to this and sylvanas is just fucking relieved, honestly, because even tho she feels displaced from them, she's still got her people's best interests at heart, and tbfh I would 100% believe sylvanas would be all for making the forsaken and bloodelves into one faction, because they're all her people now, in her opinion. also atp it wouldn't be a bad idea militarily, and would give their claims to lordaeron legitimacy if they've got still-living natives to it, even tho the forsaken are technically native to lordaeron but apparently don't fuckin count according to other humans b/c they're dead (and don't get me started on that crock of shit). but yeah their first meeting post-undeath would be sort of awkward and tense b/c lor'themar is like, worried and vaguely terrified that sylvanas isn't actually herself and that they're going to turn out to be scourge after all and CONSIDERING THE WHOLE SHENANIGANS WITH FUCKING DAR'KHAN THAT'S A VERY REAL AND LEGITIMATE FEAR, meanwhile sylvanas is really nervous and freaking out b/c oh no oh no what if they don't take me back now that I'm undead oh no oh no

and they meet, and it's awkward, until they realize that the other is just as nervous, that they didn't change as much as they'd thought, and they rekindle their friendship by bonding over the horrible wretched things that have happened to them and their people while they were apart. :')

right so, lor'themar to me is kind of a nervous wreck. like, this is a guy that was put in charge that never ever ever wanted to be in charge. like, he knows what he's doing, and he's good at it, but doing it sort of destroys him, especially the thought of doing it by himself. so sylvanas shows back up and she's like I'm here, I'm going to help you, the horde is going to help you, he's a little like OH THANK THE FUCKING LORD because now he's not by himself, now he's got help, and tbh, now he's not totally in charge anymore. like sylvanas is a little pushy and a little bossy w/ him but tbh it's super familiar and comforting to have that old dynamic back after so much upheaval. plus, sylvanas is protective and will absolutely throw down w/ everyone and god to keep one of her few remaining friends from her old life safe. when they get re-used to each other it's a little more comfortable, and they can be sarcastic smart-asses together lmao

as far as the others go, they're probably more like work friends than anything else for a long long time, esp if he's meeting them through sylvanas and she's a wee bit protective, even if these people are supposed to be helping them, too. thrall, like w/ sylvie, is courteous and kind and respectful w/ him, and it's really unexpected after being treated like garbage for so fucking long. they don't really get to know each other very well b/c they're not really given much opportunity, but it's a relationship of mutual respect and courtesy, and I feel like if given the opportunity they would actually get along? they're in p similar circumstances of "welp everything has gone to shit for my people and atp I'm just trying to fucking survive" as well as, I think it'd be cute if they were like, book buddies or somethin. I know thrall was really only book buddies w/ taretha and then jaina, but I think it'd be good if he was w/ lor'themar, too, who might be a little more receptive to opening up than sylvanas is

cairne gives him the same treatment as he does sylvanas, b/c tbh the rest of the horde sees them as a package deal, which is mostly true lmao. anyway so he just treats him like he does sylvanas, which again is just w/ honestly and kindness and respect, which to the belves is food for the hungry atp, like everyone treats them like shit it's not even funny.

vol'jin is super weird for him at first because lmao we're still fighting the amani and you want me to hang out w/ this troll dude sylvanas?? and she's like no he's cool, we're cool and he's like AIGHT IF U FUCKING SAY SO I GUESS?? and it doesn't help that vol'jin, being the fucking smartass that he is, grins at him all big and toothy so he can see all 5 million of his fucking sharp-ass shark teeth. like vol'jin don't really give a shit about that too much I feel like, but lor'themar's kinda constantly on edge w/ him until they deal w/ the amani together, probably. it probably also helps that vol'jin and sylvanas have this weird antagonistic friendship that they both occasionally try to get him to take part in but he's not comfortable enough to until again, they deal w/ the amani. like they do get a lot better after that I feel like, don't get me wrong, it just takes a bit to get there, and lor'themar isn't quite so cold and mean as either of them so they have to pull their punches a bit more w/ him.

anyway that's lor'themar, and it's 2 am and I'm tired so goodnight

#warcraft #lor'themar theron #Anonymous

[larryiswhatilivefor]

I WAS TAGGED BY MY BETIS, @daisieslouis AND @lionheartlouist , love you sweethearts so much!!!

RULES: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

a) Age: 17 (well 16, going on 17 BUT SHUSH LEMME BE DELUSIONAL) b) Biggest fear: this world running out of chocolate (and being hated on) c) Current time: 7:16 pm (edit, i FINISHED it at 8:59 bec i had to go somewhere woops) d) Drink you last had: tea, with milk and 1.25 spoons of sugar (the perfect cuppa) e) Every day starts with: waking up ._. duh? (in all seriousness, it starts with checking my phone and replying to my messages) f) Favourite song atm: gimme! gimme! gimme! by ABBA (guilty pleasure okay fuck off) g) Ghosts, are they real?: as an intellectual alien, i can confirm i have a few ghost friends myself. h) Hometown: quoting @lionheartlouist , “mumbai meri jaan” :D i) In love with: nutella and louis tomlinson j) Jealous of: harry styles (bec he is literally married to an angel) k) Killed someone: in my head? HECK YEAH! in real? not really but @daisieslouis I can make people disappear ;) if you get what im saying l) Last time you cried: dont remember. too long ago. m) Middle name: my dad’s name but i aint letting it out hehe n) Number of siblings: 1 older brother o) one wish: i have something planned for my future, and my one wish is just hoping and praying it happens. p) Person you last called/texted: if you’re asking the ones that are on tumblr, then it’s 2 people actually, @harryspdf (talking about our chaxiversary ofc), and @justanothercrazypenguin (bec i talk to this babe everyday of my life) q) Questions you are always being asked: “Why dont you have a boyfriend?” like lmao chill my life doesnt revolve around being in a relationship r) Reasons to smile: one direction, ryan higa, @justanothercrazypenguin (and loreen) and of course, chocolate. s) Song last sung: still got time by zayn t) Time you woke up: 8:30am u) Underwear colour: white with tiny pretty purple roses v) Verse from a song you like: “Sorry love, but i don’t really care…” from Happily, and ik this isnt a verse but i love this lyric the most. w) Worst habit: getting attached too easily (record time=2days of constant texting), and caring too much about people’s opinions on me. (hoping to pull a harry styles one day and transition into worrying about being judged to flaunting all i have) x) X-rays you’ve had: just tooth x-rays y) Your favourite food: anything spicy is probably my favourite (frankies, spicy burgers, SPICY CHICKEN WINGS!…im hungry now…brb) z) Zodiac sign: Virgo (and unbiased-ly my favourite)

i tag some of my favourite people:

@justanothercrazypenguin @oliviatracknine @mistreated-hallways @iicflarrie @statuesquecurls @kiwiau @twoghostsau @theimpalasdoctorin221b @fetuslarry28 @pezzles17

(too bad if you’ve been tagged before, bec i know most of the ot14 gang were probably tagged by someone else before me, but oh well…AND YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU DONT LIKE IT OR ARE TOO LAZY, bec tbfh i can relate)​

(and ik im a little slow but i was busy making all the things bold, and italicising the right parts, and tagging the right people. it took time to make this look decent okay stop judging me)

#phew #finally #got it done #i am so lazy #and slow #wow #pick someone supportive gc #ot14 #my baby kulthum #lovelies #roxsanne

[marauder--harder]

Tbfh I wanna see all of them with Sirius but feel like that's such a mean thing to ask so instead 1, 4, 5, and 7?

1. Their physical weak spots

Whisper anything into that boy’s ear and he was putty in your hands. It actually made you laugh because people always said Sirius always had an ear for things (usually in regards to the fact that he can play the piano so well), but they didn’t know the half of it. 

4. Best places to kiss on their body

Already done. :) Find it here: X

5. Guilty pleasures

Muggle romances. He hates them, 100%. Worst things ever. Pfft. 

Pecking. If this boy wasn’t the king of ‘no I’m not hungry’ but then proceeds to eat things off of your plate. They must just taste better that way. 

Kissing. It wasn’t usually considered the most manly thing, but goddamn he loved it. 

7. Their tickle spots

I don’t really feel like Sirius would be all that ticklish tbh. Sorry. But if I had to, then probably his feet. 

Or his belly bc he a pup who loves belly rubs and that translates to being ticklish there okay maybe I do see it for him nvm!

Send me a character + a number and I’ll tell you my headcanons for…

#chats with kay #headcanon #anonymous #sirius black

[shenanigumi]

Actual First Impressions: HakuMyu LIVE 2, Act 1!

Also contains some of Act 2 for reasons. Prepare for a LOT of rapid-fire half-asleep chocolate-high thoughts, consolidated into a single super-long text post to avoid spamming and/or oversqueeing.  Good luck disentangling my observations from my emotions long enough to make any sense of either…

Atsuku Ikiro => SAMURAI Future => Yaisa! Yaisa! Yaisa! – I love this song! It’s catchy as hell and everyone gets a verse and—WAIT IS THAT SAMURAI FUTURE?!?! They’re actually quoting music from the original run?!?! Oh hey it’s Yaisa except oh my god this instrumentation is fabulous. Pieces with traditional instruments and modern beats (or really any genre of music not typically set to a modern beat) is my not-so-secret weakness. That’s why electro swing is my favorite musical genre. AAAAHHHH THIS IS SO BEAUTIFULLY ARRANGED

Sidenote: The original cast can hold their own during solos, but get them all together and they’re nothing super-special. Conversely, the new cast sounds AMAZING all together, but with a few exceptions, solos seem to be their weak points. I’m still severely biased toward the original cast in most cases, but I won’t deny that I ADORE the group numbers with the new cast.

[interlude] – Huh, the audience is even more involved than usual… must be an unwritten rule of HakuMyu that Souji is a total attentionwhore. Is that Kazama and Shiranui in the background? Are they gonna reuse the “where are they” gag from the first LIVE? Oh wait. Oh wait… What the hell is happening? What are they giving Kazama, and why? Is that pocky, or something? No, that can’t be pocky; it’s too thick. But it is edible, judging from the fact that Shiranui is feeding it to him jfc please you two or else I’m going to start headcanon-ing that Shiranui hits on Kazama to make him uncomfortable whenever he steps out of line

Okita’s song (???) – …oh thank god another musical number to break up all the confusion and awkwardness. Except I don’t really recognize this? Either it’s new or it’s from Reimeiroku since that’s the only one to which I paid like, negative attention, since I hadn’t even seen the anime and had no connection to most of the actors and. yeah. nice shoutout to his part in “SAMURAI Future”, I guess, but made somewhat less awesome by the fact that they already performed the real thing. also oh Souji you just have to blow the audience a kiss at the end too, you know you’re the favorite. ugh. insufferable child.

[SKIPPING AHEAD TO] Hisuru Hana – …my mom’s watching this with me and she really doesn’t care about most of these guys, so I’m gonna see if I can’t find Kazama to make it worth her while till she goes to bed… oh hey that’s Kazama in a demon mask isn’t it. OH HEY THAT’S HISURU HANA ISN’T IT. OH HEY THEY’RE BRINGING IN MORE SONGS FROM THE ORIGINAL RUN. OH HEY HE SOUNDS A LITTLE ROUGHER THAN USUAL AND HIS MOVEMENTS AREN’T QUITE AS SMOOTH AS IN HIS OWN MUSICAL BUT GOD DAMN.

Harada’s song (Shinsengumi Kitan) – HOLY FUCKING SHIT HARADA AND CHIZURU ARE CUTE TOGETHER HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD HE’S LIKE 50 MILES TALLER THAN SHE IS AND HE’S CARRYING HER AND HE’S DANCING WITH HER OH MY GOD HIS SONG IS LONGER NOW AND THEY’RE SO FUCKING ADORABLE THANK GODS HARADA IS GETTING A MUSICAL YES PLEASE ALSO WAY TO SUBSTANTIATE MY BULLSHIT SUPPOSITIONS THAT THEY’RE A THING IN SHINSENGUMI KITAN

[Interlude] – lolol hey it’s the idiot trio what if they do “Asonde Bakka Jyanai Ze!”?! …nah Harada already had some time in the spotlight but… wait, do Nagakura and Heisuke have any songs, just the two of them…?

Jiyū ni Narero Basho – YES, YES THEY DO! ANOTHER FAMILIAR TUNE!! One of the ones I always forget I love, too. Heisuke—good job, kid. You may not be Ikeda Junya, but I’ll allow it. Nagakura, I am thoroughly unimpressed with your voice thus far. I need to do a comparison gifset between Toudou-hen and this choreography tbfh, so much of it is a direct parallel. oh hey Heisuke’s stomach is growling!! hahaha wouldn’t it be funny if they used that to transition into—

HUNGRY GUYS => mealtime number (Shinsengumi Kitan) – FUCK YESSSS THEY’RE DOING IT!!! I LOVE THIS NUMBER OMG YES oh too bad they didn’t put the fish gag in though. Wait, did they rip this out of “Twist and Shout” by the Beatles? Oh no that’s just the transition into the roughly equivalent number from Shinsengumi Kitan. Damn they sound good together.

[Interlude] – GOD DAMN IT YOU TWO YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING TO MAKE ME SHIP RYUNOSUKE/CHIZURU JUST BECAUSE OF THIS SCENE JFC YOU’RE BOTH SO GODDAMN ADORKABLE but my mom doesn’t really care too much about Chizuru or most ships so let’s just keep right on going

[SKIPPING AHEAD WAY TOO FAST TO]—

Me: *MAKES LOUD AND SUDDEN GROANING NOISE* Mother: [annoyed] What?! Me: SHIRTLESS SHIRANUIIII Mother: …Oh.

[GOING BACK TO] the obvious femservice scene (Shinsengumi Kitan) – [here are the few semi-coherent thoughts I can remember] – fuck off Okita with your stupid suggestive water bucket – I guess at least he gets to participate this time? – please hit him with that fan Yamazaki – HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S SHIRTLESS SHIRANUI – HOLY SHIT – HOLY SHIT – OH MY GOD – TAKE ME NOW – oh hey also Ryunosuke who also has a literal six-pack but has to appear weak for the sake of characterization – SHIRANUI WHY ARE YOU FEELING UP HARADA – PLEASE DON’T TEMPT ME TO SHIP YOU TWO EVEN MORE UNIRONICALLY – CAMERA PLEASE – CAMERA – ZOOM IN ON SHIRANUI – PLEASE – YOU KNOW HE’S A GOOD DANCER I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THE THING – I WONDER IF HE SPECIFICALLY ASKED TO BE INCLUDED THIS TIME AROUND? – HOLY FUCK HOW IS HE JUST KINDA STAYING UPSIDE-DOWN THERE

[Interlude] – HE’S JUST CASUALLY DOING CRUNCHES AS KAZAMA ARRIVES ON THE SCENE – OF COURSE – PLEASE KAZAMA TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES – YOUR SHIRT – WHATEVER – I DON’T CARE – oh hey a watermelon ball, I guess that’s the new equivalent of the badminton scene? – NO SHIRANUI DO NOT PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON – KAZAMA PLEASE – SHIRANUI PLEASE – god damn it. [ladies and gents, my mother, voicing my scrambled thoughts – “I was kinda hoping it’d go the other way, that Kazama might…”] oh shit Amagiri’s missing again, isn’t he? Damn it, as much as I love that gag, I liked Naoya-san. Too bad he wasn’t around. But they’re probably not going to do Oni no Matsuei again, so… what next…?

Oni no Chikara – FUCK YES IT’S ANOTHER OF MY FAVORITES YES YES YES!!! wait, but if Amagiri isn’t here, why do I hear his theme—? Oh, I guess they’re just skipping it. never mind… oh and here’s Serizawa but at this point I’m really just interested in Kazama because my mom has to go to bed so

[SKIPPING AHEAD TO] Kazama’s new medley – aaaaaaaa exactly what I was looking for. Suzuki!Kazama in western wear. oh my fuck HOW can one person be so perfect. how. just. how. is it me or did they make his clothes even more form-fitting and sexier—? oh gods this is the intro to his musical!! and his singing is even more on point!!! oh shit I love that. oh hey now it’s his fight with Nagakura from Shinsengumi Kitan and they cut out his gorgeous wavering endnote on that one but whatever still a good theme. and—wait, they ARE doing Oni no Matsuei! that’s a throwback if ever I’ve seen one, but I am 100% all for more Shiranui so whatever. and—wait, “Kyōtō ~ Kyoran no Shi”? With half of Heisuke’s lines cut out? At least they slowed it down somewhat so the poor man can actually sing. And oh shit he was fighting Kodo? oh that explains why the end of “Sendai-jou no Tatakai” is happening now. and… oh gods now we’re at the end of “Bushi Toshite Ikiru Tame ni” and Hashimoto-san I love you dearly but did anyone tell you what notes to sing? NO, MOTHER, MATSUDA RYO WAS A BETTER SAITO BY A LONG SHOT, DON’T YOU DARE INSINUATE THAT HE WAS EVEN REMOTELY OFF-KEY. and ah good they’re ending it on the same set of notes, literally, as his first medley. nice way to tie it all together. good night mother

[GOING BACK TO] Saito’s song (???) – ah yes now I can record my reactions actually live instead of having to remember all that because my mother has gone to bed and I don’t mind interrupting myself. anyway this number is cool, but again, I don’t recognize it at all. did they hide it somewhere in Reimeiroku? but I like the shoutout to the instrumentation on “Don’t Forget My Style”. ok I can hear his Reimeiroku leitmotif now, so is this like, a small medley? also ok I know how childish and coincidental this is but I love that the last two lines rhyme like yessss

Hijikata’s song (???) – this kinda sounds familiar, probably from Reimeiroku. still never got the hang of Gaku-san as Hijikata, though; the notes get away from him sometimes, more often than the others I’ve heard. ya know, not that I could ever hope to sing any better while I’m doing that much but I’ve seen better Hijikatas in my day *adjusts hipster glasses*

[RELUCTANTLY SKIPPING PAST “HISURU HANA” ET AL TO] Chizuru’s song (Shinsengumi Kitan) => Ryūnosuke no Kaiko – Okay, I actually really like Chizuru’s little leitmotif, and she really does have a wonderful voice. Second or third favorite Chizuru for sure, after Tanoue Marina and tied with Yamamoto Sayaka. ooooh someone’s in loooove though, what with that Hijikata action in the background~ and OH YES THIS IS INDEED THE SONG I THOUGHT IT WAS WHEN I WAS FAST-FORWARDINGGGG oh goodness I love Ryunosuke’s little aria so much. plus the added percussion is really nice, gives it a sense of moving forward while retaining its prettiness—OH THEY ADDED MORE TO IT! and it’s so well staged! and why isn’t this man more on my butai radar I need more Shiramata Atsushi in my life. oh hey Yamazaki whatcha doing here? oh just running away I guess. it’s cool. see ya later?

[VERY RELUCTANTLY SKIPPING PAST MUSCLE SCENE ET AL TO] Gōgan Fuson’na Shi – I kinda love Serizawa? even though I also really hate him? I just feel like Kubodera Akira has a really awesome time playing the role, I mean, getting the audience involved and everything. It’s kinda cute in a super-twisted way, considering he’s busy burning everything to the ground and disrespecting everyone under the sun. seems like I have this problem with a lot of characters given that Kazama is much the same. actual favorite character, possibly actual least favorite person.

[Interlude] – here comes Kodo and… uh… THEY’RE SAYING ONE ANOTHER’S NAMES LIKE LOVERS? CRACKSHIP CONFIRMED? is there a word for pantomime that isn’t necessarily silent because I see a lot of that in butai and it’s really amazing (edit: I have since realized that pantomime is exactly the word I am looking for) and they’re physically echoing one another’s movements like a villainous courtship dance and OH MY GOD THAT HIGH FIVE AND EVIL LAUGHTER WAS REALLY CUTE A+ BROMANCE I SUPPORT THIS 100% also Kodo’s bald cap is treating him decently now

Hen Wakamizu no Chikara => Horobi no Sakebi – you cannot hope to beat Edogawa Manji in a weird-off. He is simply the best there is. What is even going on right now. He’s involving the audience in his villainous schemes and you know that pantomime thing, he’s the best at gesticulating, he really is, he’s so underrated and I have such a high respect for him and… oh, Chizuru hasn’t gotten over her emote-face, I see, and—WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. KODO-SAN WHAT ARE YOU WEARING AND HOW CAN YOU LOOK SO SERIOUS. HOW ARE THEY PLAYING THIS TOTALLY STRAIGHT WHEN HE LOOKS SO RIDICULOUS. ok maybe “respect” was the wrong word. In fact, I think I’ll just have Suzuki Shogo summarize the rest of this scene for me (since this is only the second most ridiculous Edogawa-san has looked while in-character):

Shinsengu Tanjō => Bushi no Michi ~ Ima, Kakugo no Toki [3] => Shinsengu no Michi [1] => opening track (Shinsengumi Kitan)? – ah good they’re including this. perfect!! one of their better chorus numbers, and that’s saying something—but wait—no—they’re cutting out too much of it! and now Kondou is singing Serizawa’s part?? what is this. oh but there’s Serizawa singing his beautiful little piece that I love way too much given his character. (lord help me I think I might actually understand why Ryunosuke lets him kick him around so much; the man is fascinating.) ok but all masochism aside, time to switch to sadism, since it looks like they’re gonna be killing him soon enough. and it’s well-staged, too; I love it when they do the slow-mo thing. also, yes, Ryunosuke, you can in fact sing him sweetly to sleep, ignore the fact that he’s literally trying to kill you and everyone around you. also I guess Serizawa had a semi-literal ‘Kick the Dog’ moment there huehue. and oh wow that silence was powerful. I seem to remember that being a thing in Reimeiroku too…?

[Interlude] – oh hey it’s Yamazaki. oh hey Ryunosuke that little scuttle backward you did there was adorable. oh hey you two are in really close range. oh fuck am I starting to ship this in the same way I ship Harada and Shiranui…? oh fuck. NO RYUNOSUKE BBY DON’T CRY but also thank you for distracting me from my newfound ship doubt.

Shinsengu no Michi [2] => Yaisa! Yaisa! Yaisa! (original?) – YES MORE YAMAZAKI ACTION BUT NO MORE YAMAZAKI DEATH WHY IS THIS HAPPENING but hey he’s okay now because of the Power of Chorus™ bringing Yaisa! back into the equation. I wonder whether it takes extra effort to sing different words to the same tune? because there’s a lot of that throughout the musicals, come to think of it.

INTERMISSION – HOLY SHIT IT’S YAZAKI MOTHERFUCKING HIROSHI AS A GUEST STAR BUT I REALLY NEED TO GO TO BED SO I’M GONNA HAVE TO SPLIT POSTS HERE AND HOPE YOU STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO HEAR ABOUT ACT 2. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY. it’s just as well, I can feel my thoughts getting less and less coherent eheh

Sidenote: …this “literal first impressions” thing was kinda what I was initially trying to do with the much longer HakuMyu Shinsengumi Kitan review, but this is easier for me since it’s just getting all my thoughts down and out instead of trying to do anything even remotely constructive or clever with them. Hope you enjoyed anyway!

#hakuouki #hakuōki #hakuoki #hakumyu #hakumyu live 2 #reaction images #gif