#B L E A S E

[incarnateirony]

AM I DETECTING SENTIENT LIFE, OR IRONY??????????

cuz THEN THERE'S THIS

YALL FUCKIN WITH ME NOW, RIGHT

I cannot with this looney tunes horse shit. cocaine bear shit. octopus shit. aphrodovey shit. we're gonna build a whole new zodiac

"HEY YOU AND BRACKISH JUST BOUND YOURSELF TO ME. AGAIN."

[SLIGHTLY REMIXED VERSION OF THE GUY THAT NEEDS TO TRIM HIS HAIR RN] IDK WHAT HIS NAME IS, THIS GUY IN THE MOON. I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WORKING ON HIM

yall please i am literally begging you to just. be honest and let it go.

MISTER CHOCCY MILK UNKNOWN IS FUCKING TIRED

yall FUCKING MESSY I JUST SAID THAT

sigh.

TOLD U WE WERE GOING FOR DONUTS

AT LEAST THAT TIME IT'S MY SELF AND NOT MY SHADOW??? I TOLD YOU THERE WERE MARGINAL DIFFERENCES IN THE TWO

or WAIT NO, THAT'S WORSE, OH GOD

did brackish catch me knocking down the monad gate last night or WHAT IS THIS cuz NO LIE LAST NIGHT WAS REAL RED BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALCHEMY BRAIN AND WOMAN IN RED LANGUAGE, WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID ME USING THE MEMENTOS MIRROR PATH LITERALLY DRAG THE RED WITH ME, W H A T

#ITS YABOIIIII #THE EVIL CHOCOLATE MAKER THAT LIVES IN THE WALLS #the one YOU FUCKING MET ON USERNAME UNKNOWN #U HATED MIN BUT LOVED MR CHOCCHAI UNKNOWN #AND THEN LOVED MISTER COYOTE IN MY BRIAN #AND YOU GOT IT ALL FUCKED UP THE WHOLE TIME #U HAVE UR OWN BOOTS DRESS AND SERVER MAAM #ALL OF YOU DO #WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!! #ITS A WONKA KNOCKOFF AND WE'RE IN TARTARUS #CALL IT A WONKOFF #FUNNY STORY GUYS #DO YOU KNOW WHY MAD HATTERS WENT MAD #MERCURY INTOXICATION #I'M A GENTLE MADMAN WHEN YOU DON'T TUG MY SHADOW THO #B L E A S E

[sword-and-stars]

I swear to god if one more octogenarian yells at me this week because they’re morally against checking their print preview and proceed to get mad because their shit doesn’t print right and then quibble AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY about a thirty cent print job, I am going to flip a table.

#I am begging and pleading for you to check your print preview #please #b l e a s e

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

send me art requests people

#i typed this and read it in my head in the way ben cook says 'ok people!' in happiness for begginers #anyway<3 #gimme #newsies #spn #more newsies #sprace #javey #blush newsies #livesies #92sies #i am eating newsies with a spoon right now give me requests #my ocs #your ocs! #just #b l e a s e

[foibles-fables]

nsfw talanah/aloy headcanon you say 👀

I have them in multitudes omg. Like you probably assumed. give me a topic give me a question give me a theme give me some guidance I am so ready to further prove my lack of hinges to the world

#B L E A S E #THEY JUST DESERVE TO FUCK

[derangedwifenadja]

They've finished filming S5 ohhhhh my godddddddd

#i want it NOW #and i waNT THE BLOOPERS AS WELL #B L E A S E

[gorie-talks-a-lot]

I literally can't even focus on drawing today I've spent the last hour and a half shading and reshading the same damn bit.

My brain is in shambles today trying to process yesterday's developments.

#somebody send help #maybe a therapist #definitely a mountain of blankets and pillows and hot choccy #b l e a s e #gorie is talking too much again

[sad--tree]

i really really Really REALLYYYYY wanna get another tattoo but good lord the Anxiety around booking one..... Unreal. like im FINE once i am In The Chair Getting It Done but the Talking About It b4hand..... no nope sorry cant do it whether it's DMing on ig (i would rather die) or just chatting 4 a walk-in it Does Not Get Easier

#PLEASE brain lemme get another tattoo my arm looks so sad and dinky with just the random knife slapped in the middle :((((((( #b l e a s e

[clownsuu]

thank u for feeding us so well

Np gamer, take some dum lil shid doodles I mashed up while listening to old Minecraft parody songs KDHHFDHD

#Howdy had been gettin some real garbage jokes lately #The absolute s a l t i n e s s #Welcome home #welcome home howdy #howdy pillar #welcome home wally #Wally darling #welcome home barnaby #barnaby b beagle

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

#beetlejuice #Beetlejuice (1988) #michael keaton #classic #B E E T L E J U I C E #Beetlejuice is a 1988 American fantasy comedy film #fantasy comedy film #80's #80s #1988

[ryllen]

.+💚. Green .💚+.

#twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #twst mc #fanart #continue watching the walkthrough #o rtho is working so hard right now #fsd it was so funny when everyone were making fanarts of i dia panicly going to face m alleus #like wha a t fhe he ck a re au gu ys e xpec t me to do ahfhahdsdjd BUT IN REALITY ORTHO IS THE ONE RUNNING AROUND RIGHT NOW #when l ilia let sebek talk at the party we all just G A SP >80 S E B E K THIS BO I #WHEN HE CANONLY OPENS HIS MOUTH U JUS T #BA D BO Y BA D BO Y #CLOS E IT RI GHT NO W

[falsehero]

#! doodles #genshin impact #tartaglia #me trying to post this before fontaine arrives bc if i dont finish it now i'd never do #hydro archon tartaglia tho....... imagine the p o s s i b i l i t i e s #i just want more in game tartaglia content man #anw pray for me ive yet to update the game and i still need to find a way to clean more space in my poor pc

[icantdothistodaybruh]

I need to take fluff intravenously.

#sebaciel #SEBACIEL #!!!! #kuroshitsuji #black butler #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #my art #sketch #S E B A C I E L

[lovestereo]

#b i g f e e l i n g s #willow #2024 #2020s #empathogen

[littleoceanbabe]

i have been attacked. humiliated. demoralized. ASK THE MAN ABOUT THE DINOSAURS, PODCAST BOY 🫵

#sherlock and co #sherlock & co #s&co #sherlock and co discord #sherlock & co discord #s&co discord #john watson #HELICOPTER. ILL NEVER RECOVER. #im being v /dra /j /nsrs of course #but FUCK MAN. H E L I C O P T E R????? #fish lizard would b a cool band name ur right

[icouldbeaduck]

criminal minds writers: you know your character is straight, right?

paget brewster: wait what

#circa 2006 #emily prentiss is a lesbian #l #e #s #b #i #a #n #emily prentiss #criminal minds #paget brewster

[kizoken]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･IMAGINE LINE COOK TOJI ; pressured into doing the viral trend of 'sending my compliments to the chef' recorded by the waiters. the camera pans over to him making up something on the grill and standing like : 🧍‍♂️🤙🏻.

who came from shady backgrounds and was even arrested once while cooking up a burger. least to say, half of the diners' workers and regulars flared into tears when he left for a couple of months. once he came back a free man his coworkers and even frequents threw him a little party. it was nothing more than making his favorite meal and pitching in the rest of the money for him to buy the motorcycle he's been saving for quite a while now.

he rode the whole town around his new ride, even traveling to the next town over. while coming back from one of his trips he encountered a fancy, silver bmw waiting for the traffic light to change. the passenger window was rolled down and toji could not hold his heart from skipping a beat. also evident from pushing down the accelerator and making the engine rumble fiercely.

you look at him surprised, though never showing any sign of anger.

"sorry." he hoped his muffled words reached you well, "only got it for a few weeks now, still getting to know her."

"tell him to mind his business and keep that junk silent." toji heard the driver say silently but not subtle as well. he saw you brush off whatever your companion said.

"no worries, nice ride though." you winked.

this is were toji believed he would never see your face again as you are driven away from him. until you stepped foot in his diner. a cheeky grin could not be erased from him as he prepared your meal. earning him some shocked looks going his way, as everybody who had worked along side him know he does not smile often.

once your food was delivered, his line of vision never ceased to unlock itself on you. the nice, pretty girl who complimented his awesome bike. though his gaze flickered to your companion occasionally, giggling to himself mischievously knowing your companion was eating a meal garnished with toji's spit on it.

#ׁ ˙⠀𓂃 r a m b l e s ◞ ♩ ﹒ #this is so messy but i wanted it to get it out of my head #line cook toji. category: A FULL ON MENACE!!!!!!! #he would be so funny as a line cook. #might expand on this... who knows🤷‍♀️👩‍💻 #toji fushiguro x reader #toji imagine #toji jjk #toji x you #fushiguro toji x reader #toji fushigro x reader #jujutsu kaisen toji #toji fushiguro #fushiguro toji #jjk toji #toji x reader #zenin toji #fushiguro x reader