#Bae is not biased

[skzoologist]

Hi, your memes are really funny and made me laugh and you sound pretty cool

anyway, based on something that happened to me today, I'd like to submit a request for Bae. (They sound cute to b e honest)

A crack one shot of Bae and whatever member(s) of your choosing having to endure the awkwardness of hearing other people fucking in the next room/upstairs.(I don't really want to violate your guidelines of no smut, so that's why I thought of crack)

Personally I think it would be a really funny atmosphere to work with, what with the cringe/smirk/blank faces and the squeaking of bed springs

word count: ~950

warnings: none, the boys are all just mortified and laughing at the other

genre: crack

a/n: Hey-ho! Thank you for being the first brave one to send a non-anon ask to my humble blog, and thank you for your kind words! I'm glad my memes made you laugh, that was my goal, and I will definitely make some more every chance I get. I'm also sorry you had to experience that, hopefully you didn't have to hear it again between you requesting and me replying. It's always awful to hear it, especially with friends over. But I finally wrote this (sadly based on my own experiences, so I feel you), and I hope it is what you wanted.

Please let me know if I left a warning or anything out, I will add it in! Reblogs, likes and feedback are greatly appreciated!

!I don't condone anyone stealing my work and posting it anywhere without my permission, or feeding it to AI!

!This is just fiction, my interpretation of Stray Kids. By no means is this how they are and how they behave in real life!

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Bae was tired.

Their band was on a tour, performing on the bright stage for hours, day after day. The atmosphere was always high, as if the air itself was filled with electricity, further amplified by the fans' shouting. But every member shared that same enthusiasm, shouting back and pouring their soul into their performances.

Of course, Bae was the same.

He always gave his best, no matter what. He lived and breathed for his fans, and in return, he got their support. They were what made him, well, him, the idol they all saw.

But he was so tired.

For once, he just wanted to sleep for a whole day, instead of rehearsing between every performance, even if it was just for a short minute.

That was why he immediately made a beeline for his hotel room the moment they arrived back, only a tired, lazy wave of his hand seen before he disappeared. No one stopped him, they all just mumbled out an equally exhausted goodbye to him in return.

As his feet reached the inside of the room, Bae took off his jumper -getting his arm stuck inside and huffing as a result- and shoes, just haphazardly throwing them onto the floor. He would put them away tomorrow, but he was just done with today.

Just as he was about to finally sit down on the bed after changing into some light nightwear, his lips pulled into a line as he remembered he had to do his nightly skin care routine. How he hated being an idol at that moment. Stupid needing to look good. Stupid jumper. Stupid cream that almost got into his eye. Agh!

With a final huff, he put the lid back on the tube, the last step of his routine finally done. After carding his hand through his hair in frustration, he sighed and dragged his tired body to the bed.

Even though he missed his own bed, this one looked just as inviting at that moment, if not even more.

The moment his head hit the pillow, it was empty, finally free from the endlessly circling questions inside. He was at peace, his exhausted body winding down and relaxing. It didn't take long for his consciousness to start slipping, going towards the land of dreams.

Until he heard a thud from above.

Well, whoever was above may have fallen down, who knew. So he let it go and went back to his journey to dreamland.

Until he heard another thud. Louder than the previous, followed by more questionable sounds.

'Maybe... maybe the person fell over again?' - Bae thought, his eyes having popped open and his brows furrowed in confusion.

He laid there, his ears honed onto any sound that came from above, even though a part of him didn't want to know what was happening there. But he didn't listen to that part, no, he was waiting in silence.

And then it happened. The thing he feared the most.

He heard a moan.

No matter how much he wanted to live his life in denial, he couldn't ignore the loud sounds coming from above. He tried shutting his eyes again, to try and sleep, even with a pillow tightly clutched to his ears, but nothing worked! So he just sat up, deep disgust and annoyance etched into his frail features, not knowing what to do. He might have brought his noise-cancelling headphones with him, but he wasn't sure where it was and he was too tired to search for it at that moment.

Bae didn't know how long he sat there for before light poured into his room, his door being opened by someone.

"Oh yea, Bae hyung can hear it too alright." - Felix commented, both amusement and pity on his face. "Oh my god, Hyung, your face!" - that was all the little squirrel could get out, before he doubled over in laughter, followed by Jeongin and Felix.

Bae simply stared at them, the lines on his face merely becoming more prominent. The three just laughed for a few minutes, Felix being the one who recovered the fastest and going to Bae's side. The other two soon followed, piling on top of Bae's bed and leaning on the male.

They were all quiet, which, in itself was a miracle, because if Bae knew anything about his band members, he knew they weren't quiet. Ever.

With a quick glance at them all, he could tell they felt just as awkward as him. Based on what Lix had said, all of them'd heard the sounds of the tango from above, preventing them from sleeping. That was why they seeked the other out, but it was still... awkward, to be in the other's presence, in the current situation.

Nobody said much, besides a few sentences of basic small talk.

So they sat there, in their own silence, grimacing -it would have been hilarious, had it not been for the squeaking and moaning-, until a particularly loud sound could be heard and something in Bae snapped. He took in a big breath and quietly cleared his throat.

"How about we go and take a walk around the hotel? We can check their buffet, like you wanted in the morning, Lixie." - at his gentle, deep voice, everyone startled a bit, used to the silence.

But soon their expressions brightened, an excited sunshine incarnate dragging Jisung -who was the closest to him- along out the door with frightening speed.

"Dal hyung, your favouritism is showing." - Jeongin cheekily commented, running away before Bae could even process what just happened. "Yah, Innie, you lying little menace, stop running so fast!"

#maybe a bit short #but i wanted to get it out to you finally #Bae is not biased #not always anyway haha #no #Felix just latched onto him pretty early on because he can speak english well #stray kids #skz #stray kids 9th member #skz 9th member #stray kids oc #skz oc #glacial prince #lee felix #han jisung #yang jeongin #request #stray kids fanfiction #stray kids fanfic #skz fanfiction #skz fanfic

[possession1981]

JACOB & CHANHEE Kcon Japan 2023

#the boyz #tbz #tbzinc #jacob #jacob bae #chanhee #new #choi chanhee #kflops #kpopco #malegroupsnet #*mywork #*ults #*biases #useroro #userfairy #rosieblr #simizone #madstual #tuseral #jadeblr #eritual #ribbitashie #userbbie #dearestmillie #for ME and for RO actually 💕 #nothing i love more than a chanhee jackie kennedy moment personally #i made it my life's mission to not have to put the kcon logo in these that's why the crop is ever so slightly too far to the left

[pinacoladamatata]

do you recommend playing skyrim at this point? I've never actually played it, and would mod the hell out of it, but I value your bg3 opinions and general taste and feel like you'd have solid thoughts on it.

Okay so like, the answer is complicated. Basically, no. HOWEVER, I recommend playing Skyrim so people can experience 3 things.

1) the Interesting NPC mod, or "3DNPC" as she is lovingly known, and 2) Inigo, the follower mod.

As well as 3) to be able to play Enderal, which destroyed me for several days. (Like I literally got SO upset about a certain decision I made/quest and could not figure out how to 'undo' it that I cried for 3 days out of pure grief for an npc before returning to the game).

These are it. The 3 top mods of all time. The creme de la creme.

SOME people will try to argue that the unofficial patch is necessary #1 mod ever bc it has the most downloads. IT IS NOT. Do not believe their lies.

You will see massive mod lists and even the auto mod wabbajack shit that installs huge lists for you. Fuck all of those. We install mods piecemeal, handpicked by us, for us. I will die on this hill. I will kill on this hill.

(there are so many issues with using random wabbajack mod lists that it would honestly take me 5000 words to bitch about but I digress)

I could also write a small thesis on how 3DNPC is not just interesting followers but it is actually an incredible quest and storytelling mod that fits into the game so seamlessly you would never even know it's a mod (except the writing and voice acting is better than Bethesda Studios).

Honorable mentions of mods that I still think about even years later. 1. It beats for her. 2. The forgotten city (this mod is actually now its own steam game)

#3dnpc also contains rumarin who may or may not be the blorbo of all time #wet paper bag of an elf #banana bae #and i say this as a person who wrote a 180k+ fic about him. so you know. not biased. #skyrim

[rvsirene]

My Biases:

⤷ 1/10 Irene- Red Velvet ♡

#bae irene #red velvet #rvinc #ggnet #rvedit #my gifs #mine #biases #igfs

[zehina]

I went to reread my werewolf fic, you know, the one from my sideblog, and gosh you can tell it is my sideblog. The quality of my writing is just off. By a lot.

#Bae is the reason i am here #he deserves the best #i am biased yes #but also i will probably put more effort into writing my reader content #because i do love those stories too #maybe this summer #we'll see how my mental state is lmao

[mayoiayasep]

genuinely i think the paralive anime 3d animation peaked with the first Bae performance bc that one still holds up as the most visually stunning to me

#and i’m totally not biased at all what are you talking about [pushes bae obsession in the closet] who said that #paralive #paradox live the animation

[amarastock]

bias challenge: make a moodboard of your biases. all my mutuals, feel marked to do the challenge. my loved ones are kang seungyoon from winner, bae jinyoung from cix, kim jinwoo from winner, kim haram from billlie, moon bin from astro, moon sua from billlie, song minho from winner, choi hyunsuk from treasure and lee seunghoon from winner.

psd by @harupsds

#random moodboard #biases moodboard #kpop moodboard #gifs moodboard #yoon gifs #bae jinyoung gifs #jinu gifs #haram gifs #moonbin gifs #moon sua gifs #mino gifs #choi hyunsuk gifs #hoony gifs #gifs #moodboard

[theficblog]

Bae,like legit your super powers are your tags 😌 like damn you be calling me out like defending haechan is your life

phew,im sweating 😓

I choose Ash over Haechan. <33

#ash #like i feel like i need to hear both the sides in a serious matter like divorce #sorry haechan #but you are my bestie not haechan #but out of humanity what did he do to deserve this lololol #awwwww bae''s sorrrryyy awwww <<<333 #i will be biased

[sprinklethetangerine]

I didn't really realize lbp has a fandom lmao

It's my childhood

#LBP 2 was PEAK #best of the games fr fr #or maybe im just biased cause eve is in that game and eve is bae #everytime i play one of her levels i am just like “i am pulling out thw ring right now” #i mean... shes eve #like... dude #eve is bae and will always be bae #little big planet #little big planet 2

[gabichive]

kinda annoyed w the results ngl

#esp w the baes drop not to be biased but ????? doesnt make sense

[mawklee]

when u eventually stumble into a piece of media u always kinda thought was too cringe despite knowing nothing about it and u finally end up consuming the media for the first time and u realize it's actually pretty good and not nearly as cringe as u thought

#i thoufjt u were cringe turns out u were bae.... #ougghh its all about preconcieved notions getting challenhed & confronting ur own implicit biases.... i see it all now

[heeliopheelia]

would u write a hcs about Enhypen with a s/o who’s a great cook 👩🏾‍🍳👩🏾‍🍳 this is the only talent I have and I genuinely love cooking for my people

of course, love!! 🩷 honestly being a good cook is such a flex and i could never relate with my oversalting addiction...

HEESEUNG never fails to show and tell you how much he appreciates you!! whenever he has a worse day or he's just tired after practice, coming home to you and a homemade meal that you make for him always makes his day instantly so much better!! oh and grocery store dates are a weekly occurrence with him and he'll pay for all of it bcs it's the least he can do to express his gratitude!!

omggg just imagine cooking with JAY... just you both coming from work or in a weekend morning, hip to hip (or not if you like your space lmaoo he'd respect that), quiet conversations and giggles, feeding each other straight from the pot to get opinions... OH MY GOD WHERE DO I SIGN

JAKE he's in heaven oml... i see him as a type of a person who would love to try everything you cook and by that i mean every. single. thing, and even if he promised he would give you his constructive criticism, he's literally unable to find anything you cook for him relatively bad so his opinions are always heavily biased lmaoo

SUNGHOON at first he insisted that you really shouldn't be spending that much time in the kitchen for him but when you explained to him that you love cooking for people you love, you never heard a word of protest from him again ✨ pls he's so grateful whenever you make him something!! he gets so clingy after eating it too cause now it's his turn to love on you, bae

SUNOO is your biggest fan 🫶 would also eat anything you make for him, he wouldn't be picky when it comes to you spoiling him like that... he also loves to help you and would be so excited whenever you ask him to participate. always washes the dishes too and never takes no for an answer!!

JUNGWON broo he's already in love with you okay but just imagine you made the boys lunch and brought it to them - he'd love you even more if it's even possible... like the fact that you're not only making sure that he's eating well but you also take care of the other boys too 🧎 he'll definitely make you eat with them each time cause the last thing he can do to repay for your love is to make sure you never walk out of his place hungry :))

NIKI genuinely thinks your cooking is the best thing ever. he always accompanies you whenever you're cooking and it doesn't matter if he's chatting you up, showing you some videos or playing you some new songs he heard - he never lets you feel lonely even for a second lmao!! unlike jake he actually tells you if you need to add or switch something up in your recipes but he's never rude about it cause he knows that he himself can't cook for shit 🤷‍♀️

#nonnies 🗝₊˚⊹♡ #enhypen fluff #enhypen x reader #enhypen headcanons #enhypen imagines

[writingseaslugs]

Diasomnia: Holiday Special

Aaaaaaaawe ya boiz! Diasomnia is one of my baes and here we go. Had way too much fun, and the cursed one had made mention of mistletoe kisses since she's very biased towards this dorm. Aight, without further ado, all of Diasomnia to wrap up this holiday special!

Disclaimer: All characters in this series are aged up. For more information about my version of this world and the type of reader you can expect, please do a quick read of THIS post. 

Diasomnia: Mistletoe

Lilia was known for making chaos, it was his signature. So, the moment winter came around, the entire dorm was covered in mistletoe. While most students would simply ignore it, if caught by a certain shorter fae, they wouldn’t have much of a choice. Lilia lived for the thrill of everything, and it’s why he invited you to the dorm without any knowledge about his little mischievous tradition. Oh, how you were in for a surprise.

Malleus Draconia

Malleus was always formal with inviting you over to Diasomnia; he would always show up at your doorstep in order to escort you there. It didn't matter if it was bright and early in the morning, the middle of the afternoon, or midnight. He was always there with an arm out for you to grab onto while you two walked to the dorm.

Today was no exception, as he knocked at your door, patiently waiting for you to open up. Seeing the tall dragon fae always seemed to make your day, “Hey Mal, you ready to head out?” You said, adjusting your shoe a bit.

“Of course; Lilia was rather excited for you to come over to the dorm.” Malleus said, his arm out as you wrapped yourself around him. He was always warm despite the bitter cold, and it was nice knowing that if you came across a slippery area he’d be able to save you from falling.

“You don’t think he made any food…do you?” You asked in an almost nervous voice. Malleus chuckled as he looked down at you.

“I don’t think it’s that, child of man. Lilia has rather interesting customs for this time of year.” Malleus explained and you hummed; you two walked through the hall of mirrors and the warmth engulfed you and made you sigh. You looked over at the Diasomnia mirror, knowing you were about to go back out into the cold in their dorm.

Without thinking, you snuggled up closer to Malleus to gather a bit more warmth. Malleus took notice of how cold you looked and decided, instead of how he normally walked with you, he took his arm and wrapped it around your side. You jumped a bit, before getting more comfortable, this angle allowing yourself to get closer to his warm body. His hand was laying gently on your hip, as you walked through the mirror.

Just as you thought, the wind was harsh and cold. It was dark at the Diasomnia dorm, you bit back a shiver, “How are you faring?” Malleus asked, walking a bit faster to hopefully get you into the dorm so you could warm up by the fire.

“I’m fine, just a bit chilly, nothing too bad.” You explained; you managed to get right to the front door, which Malleus opened it wide. You tried taking one step and suddenly you realized something. Your foot was pressing against thin air, like an invisible barrier, as you looked at the entryway. Malleus seemed to notice your confusion; he placed a hand on the barrier and hummed before looking up.

“I see Lilia has gotten more clever this year in his shenanigans.” Malleus said, as you gave him a confused look. You followed his line of sight, noticing a mistletoe right above the entry way above you.

“I uh…what’s going on?” You asked Malleus, as you began to feel nervous.

“Lilia enjoys hanging up mistletoe around the dorm around winter, however he always says none of the younger members ever respect tradition. It seems he’s enchanted them this year to not let anyone pass through if caught under one with another student.” Malleus concluded. You looked back at the mistletoe and you could barely see a slight green shine to them.

“So what do we do? Can we not go inside?” You asked Malleus and he smiled down at you.

“If you fulfill the tradition, the barrier should be lifted. A simple kiss should do the trick.” Malleus said, as he placed a hand under your chin, so you’d have to look up at him, “Are those conditions alright?”

“Yep!” You managed to squeak out, despite how hot your face was suddenly feeling. Malleus seemed to find your reaction cute as he then bent down. His face was right in front of yours, his green eyes boring into your own. You closed your eyes in anticipation and then felt his warm lips on yours briefly. It was almost like a phantom had kissed you, with how fast and soft it was. Your hand went to cover your lips as you looked up at Malleus.

“Come now, the barrier is lifted. We can go inside and share a cup of…children of men like hot chocolate around this time of year, correct?” Malleus asked, taking your free hand and leading you inside.

“Um ya…hey Mal?” You started and he hummed, “There’s more mistletoe inside here, right?”

“Last year he had then hidden all over the dorm, if memory serves me correctly.” Malleus said, his hand on his chin as he thought about it.

“Perfect…we should go find them all.”

Lilia Vanrouge

You always knew when Lilia personally invited you to Daisomnia, it was never good. You had gotten a letter inviting you over to the dorm from Lilia and you knew something was going on. Still, the man could tell you to do anything, and you’d probably do it. Which led you to heading over to the dorm on a cold afternoon, bundled up in a scarf.

You walked over to the dorm, teeth clattering as you opened the giant doors. Nothing seemed to be amiss, and most residents had already left for vacation, or were asleep already. So, you decided to just head right over to Lilia’s room.

Your footsteps echoed in the empty hallways eerily as you approached the man’s door. You knocked three times, before the door just slowly opened. “That’s not weird…” You murmured to yourself, feeling like you were in some horror movie right now. You poked your head through the door, looking around to see if Lilia was even there.

You then got a message on your phone, that you quickly checked. It was from the man himself, telling you to meet him in his room. You sighed and took one step forward before being stopped by some invisible force. You paused, trying to see what it was, it felt solid like a wall.

“Lilia…you in there? What is going on?” You huffed, in annoyance. You knew something was up. Then you suddenly felt a pair of soft lips on your own and you paused. You blinked a few times before noticing Lilia was hanging upside down in front of you.

Then you looked above him and saw a glowing green mistletoe. Ah, that’s why he had invited you over, he decked the halls with mistletoe. You felt your face warming, as Lilia wiggled his eyebrows at you.

“Really? A spider-man kiss?” You chuckled. Lilia looked confused for only a moment, wondering exactly what that was supposed to mean, before realizing it was probably a reference to your own world.

“Is that a type of kiss where you are from?” Lilia asked, as you nodded. He didn’t need any other explanation as his hands found your cheeks and dragged you in for another upside down kiss, “I call it bat kisses.”

“Well as much as I love your bat kisses, can I ask why I was invited? Or was this all an excuse just so you could do this?” You asked, a smile playing on your lips. You’d never get tired of his antics.

“Ah, you caught me.” Lilia said, you really should’ve known better. He flipped back to his feet and brushed off invisible dust before holding out his hand, “Now that you’re here though, how about we hang out?”

“I think I know something I’d rather do.” You said and Lilia looked almost excited. You took his hand and pulled him to you as you gave him another kiss. Lilia’s hands trailed into your hair and held you in place.

One fang nibbled on your lower lip, seeking entrance that you happily gave up. You let out a small whimper into the kiss; Lilia was an amazing kisser and could leave anyone breathless. He completely overtook the kiss, the feeling of his tongue against yours, driving you nuts. You squeezed his hand without even thinking and he finally parted, leaving you panting for breath.

“Is this what you’d rather be doing?” Lilia asked, licking his lips and savoring the taste of you. You were sure you still tasted a bit like the hot chocolate, that you drank with Grim, before heading over.

“Ya, I think I’d like that.” You chuckled, feeling Lilia pulling you into his room and shutting the door behind you. If you wanted to make out with him for the next few hours, who was he to tell you no?

Silver

Silver had been kind enough to warn you about his father’s tricks around this time of year, as well as the special enchantment he cooked up just for the occasion. This meant that you and Silver walked fairly far apart as you went through the dorm and into his bedroom. As long as you two weren’t directly under it at the same time, it wouldn’t activate.

You were a bit upset that Silver had told you about it. Even hatched a small plan, so you wouldn’t become uncomfortable with your study date. If he had been less of a gentleman, you would’ve had an excuse to kiss him underneath every single mistletoe.

Still, you two managed to make it safely into his room without being caught under a single one. You were pretty good at hiding your disappointment, as you two sat on his bed; his desk was never big enough for all of your notes and books.

“So does Lilia do this every year?” You asked Silver, opening up one of your textbooks, finding the page you needed.

“He’s only done it here at NCR, actually.” Silver said, with a sigh, “I recall he tried once in the castle but he ended up underneath the mistletoe with a guard he personally disliked so he tossed it away after that.” 

“Lilia? Disliking someone at the castle? Oh man, what’s the tea on that?” You asked while going through the bag you brought. You pulled out a bag of chips and opened it up. You always came prepared for studying with Silver, and snacks were a must have on days like these.

“Yes, that guard had…something against humans. Made it verbally known as well.” Silver said and you let out a small whistle. 

“And he’s still allowed in the castle? With Lilia around?” You asked, raising an eyebrow. You knew Lilia had a bit of pull in the kingdom, so the thought of Lilia allowing a guard around, when he had a human child, was…it didn’t make much sense.

“He isn’t anymore, but at the time Lilia needed more proof and couldn’t say anything.” Silver said with a shrug.

“Good riddance.” You muttered before noticing something, “Ah, I forgot to grab us drinks!” You said, almost pouting. Silver gave you a soft smile, shaking his head.

“I’ll go grab us something from the kitchen.” he said, getting up and off the bed. You watched Silver pause for a moment, kicking something in the air, but his foot wouldn’t go any further than the edge of the bed. You watched Silver lean his head back and look at the canopy; your eyes also followed and there it was. A hidden piece of mistletoe with a green shine emanating from it.

“Father…” Silver seemed almost annoyed, before looking at you, “I apologi-” Before he could finish, you were crashing your lips against his. Silver’s eyes widened for a moment before closing, cupping your cheek in his hand.

His lips melding against your own perfectly, you felt Silver dipping you back onto the bed in a breathless kiss. You hand trailing through his locks as your back hit the mattress. You were panting by the time Silver’s lips left yours, he looked down at you with a serious expression. You just had a dopey smile on your face as you looked up at him.

“You’re an amazing gentleman, Silver, but honestly I was kinda hoping we’d get caught under the mistletoe.” You said, Silver letting out a small huff.

“Should’ve said something sooner.” he said, before leaning back down to trap you in another breathless mess of kisses.

Sebek Zigvolt

You had been invited by Lilia himself to come over to Diasomnia, and with an invitation like that you simply couldn’t decline. The only issue was walking out the door and coming face-to-face with Sebek’s chest. You looked up at the man and he had the most serious expression plastered onto his face.

“Good evening, human!” Sebek said, his voice booming, disturbing the silence the snow around you had created. Still, you couldn’t deny that he looked adorable right now, bundled up with a scarf and his cheeks a faint pink from the cold air hitting him.

“Evening croc, what’s going on?” You asked, shoving your hands into your coat pocket, leaning on your heels.

“It has come to my attention that Master Lilia has extended an invitation to Diasomnia this afternoon.” Sebek said and you hummed, “I have come to warn you that it is a trap!”

“Oh? Is Lilia out for revenge, after I told him that you can’t substitute sugar with salt?” You joked and Sebek’s eyes narrowed.

“No such thing has occurred!” He said, you were about to ask for him to elaborate, when he decided to continue, “Master Lilia has made a wonderful tradition for the dorm by hanging mistletoe up and creating barriers. So when students stand under them together, they have to kiss in order to continue on their way. It’s a wonderful idea to foster warmer feelings towards one another! However, I am certain Lilia has yet to tell you this!” Sebek explained, you will admit, he didn’t.

“So how is this a trap?” You asked, Sebek looked down at you.

“I fear members of Diasomnia will attempt to get you and Master Malleus under the mistletoe in order to collect blackmail on our lord! I simply cannot allow this to happen, so I shall be escorting you through the dorm and helping you avoid both Master Malleus, and the mistletoe.” Ah, so it was all his delusions, got it.

“Then by all means, lead the way.” You said, motioning for him to begin. Sebek nodded, spinning on his heels and marching straight to the hall of mirrors and then to his dorm. As soon as you guys opened the door, you noticed a barrier. Sebek seemed to tense up, as he tried pushing past the barrier when you looked up.

“You know, you’re not super good at avoiding the mistletoe.” You pointed above your heads at the shimmering mistletoe above you.

“But of course, I was aware of this one.” Sebek said before leaning, giving you a quick peck on the lips, “Now we can pass, but we must be careful.” Sebek said, not noticing your flustered expression. You didn’t expect him to be so casual about it, but then again the idiot of a man probably had fallen under the mistletoe with other students, with his horrible luck.

You quickly moved your feet to follow behind him, and not even five minutes later there was another barrier. You looked up to see another mistletoe; this time you didn’t even need to say anything. Sebek already made notice, giving you another quick peck, before continuing on.

You swore he was going to be the end of you, as you scurried behind him. You didn't even know where you two were heading at this point, but you did notice Sebek finding another barrier. This time, when he turned to give you a quick peck, you were grabbing his cheeks.

You dragged him into the kiss this time, keeping him in place as your lips locked with him, biting down on his lower lip and making him gasp. You took the opportunity to slip your tongue inside his mouth, easily winning dominance in the kiss as you tried taking his breath away. You felt his hands falling on your hips as he tried keeping you there.

Your hand slowly wrapped around his shoulders; you felt the vibrations of him, as he let out a deep groan into the kiss. You finally parted, your lips swollen and red. Sebek’s cheeks were back to being pink, but this time you knew it wasn’t from the cold.

“You know Sebek, I think I kinda enjoy this tradition…shall we carry on?” You teased, your lips brushing against his own as you spoke.

“I…this is highly inappropriate.” Sebek finally managed to say, his eyes widening as he finally realized he just made out with you in the middle of Diasomnia’s hallway.

“Compared to what I’m thinking, this is completely PG.”

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[not-your-fucking-kacchan]

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Day 7 of Kinktober 2022

Summary: Katsuki wants to see you come undone with just the help of his thigh.

Props to my beta reader for today @sasualblxd - thank you for your amazing help! Bae I couldn't have done this without you <3

987 words.

Katsuki wants to try something new. He's dressed all smart after a formal meeting concerning hero work, clad in a pretty, light grey suit - tailored perfectly to wrap around muscular thighs like a glove. The colour reminds you of the sky on a wintery afternoon, accompanied by a smart black shirt underneath that complements him much more than the standard white. He's in his business casual, and obviously, you're obsessed. But you might have a biased opinion.

One of his signature smirks tugs at the corner of his lips, dimpling his cheek and threatening to turn your world upside down with the swift 'come hither' of his fingers. The smug ash blonde summons you forward with the enticing motion, drawing all of your attention and delighting in it. He loves to be the very centre of all your thoughts.

The meeting has since come to a close, and thus Katsuki teases you in your shared room after work, placing firm, rough hands on wide hips and guiding you to sit on just one of his thighs. Every now and again he would shake his leg beneath you, knowing exactly what he's doing to you in the process, your skirt pooling over his pelvis.

He delights in the fact that you're only wearing a thin pair of underwear underneath, and slowly, he grabs your waist with steady hands like he has many times before, pulling you forward and guiding you to straddle him.

Now that you were finally home, the thought did cross his mind to simply strip you and take you against the front door, but he was feeling especially evil. Is it horrible that he just wants to see you squirm?

You're already wet from just the hungry looks he'd been giving you on the way home, and desperately wanted to just jump his bones the second you got home. All you've been able to think about is how fucking irresistible he looks in a suit. He exudes confidence and competence in waves and the bulging muscle that strains beneath that shirt naturally has your eyes locked on him and your belly on fire like a cat in heat. You just need to be taken care of by this man, and you've been so close to tearing your hair out in frustration all day.

There's a dark spot on your underwear which brings to attention just how long you've been waiting for this, and he fully understands the anticipation. Only God knows how much mental strain was put behind trying to ward off a boner mid-meeting. You have been driving him fucking nuts. Now it's time for punishment.

Soft kisses spark at his skin and echo through the room while you grind on his thigh, your body pressed flush against his chest and your breasts cushioning his chin. You couldn't be happier to finally be getting some sort of relief, needily rutting your hips against his soft, squishy quadricep.

"That's it, baby, want you to ride my thigh."

Oh, how your stomach ties knots at the sound of his voice. It's gruff and underlined by lust, his hands firmly on your sides and helping you move against him smoothly, a wet patch of your anticipation starting to form on his pant leg. He groans as you grind on him, pressing a kiss to your neck and smoothing his hand to slip under your shirt.

The dip of your waist fits perfectly in his hand, it's almost like you were made for him.

The most delectable little gasps and moans leave your mouth as you do exactly what you were told, and Katsuki drinks them all up as he kisses you like a man addicted to your taste. His lips trail down your jaw and your neck to your breasts which press against his face, and he clicks his tongue at the fact that your shirt is buttoned, guiding you to undo those buttons for him.

When the top of your cleavage finally begins to show, Katsuki immadiately decides that he wants to paint your breasts with his hickeys and love bites, making your pussy clench against him. He can feel you twitching and throbbing against him and his own need twitches in the confines of his suit pants, creating a noticeable bulge.

Katsuki isn't quite the most patient of men, however, and slowly his hand slips under the pleated, black fabric of your skirt and past soft, cotton underwear to play with your clit. He's always prided himself in being the only one in his friend group who can actually find the clit, except Mina, obviously. But you failed to notice the impact that had on his ego until it was far too late.

It's kind of sexy, in a way. He gets off on being a good lover. It's the kind of trait in a man most women can only dream of. So you really didn't mind.

What you do mind, though, is the fact that you're already close to cumming in your underwear after barely minutes of this. Soft panted moans fill the room as you struggle to keep your composure, amusing your boyfriend as he presses his fingers down harder into your clit to tease you.

"Yeah, that's it, baby. You like that? Come on, I want you to cum, you think you can do that for me?..."

It only takes a few more seconds of his ministrations and the feeling of his breath agains your neck, sending shivers down your spine, for you to unravel in his arms.

Your thighs tremble and shake as your essence drips between your legs, Katsuki's pants soaked in your need. The sight causes as low chuckle to rumble in his chest even despite the little crescent moons you dig into his his back in your attempt at grounding yourself.

"Fuck-... 'so fuckin' sexy... 'm gonna fuckin' wreck you, baby."

All you can manage in response is a little whimper.

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[ju1cyfru1t]

hey!! if you are taking requests, i wanted to request the tmnt mm! boys having a crush on a fem! reader who’s EXACTLY like raph. she loves fighting, may or may not have anger issues, cursed with resting bitch face, BUT, she’s actually really sweet and outgoing. never afraid to speak her mind, so, she may come across as rude sometimes, but, she never really means to be. (lowkey a biased request but SSSHH, we’re not gonna talk about that)

MUTANT MAYHEM REQUEST⁉️⁉️ AYO THANK YOU

Mutant Mayhem! Mikey, Leo, Donnie, Raph x crush! fem! reader

tmnt mutant mayhem x reader

reader with a Raph-like personality

fluff! :D hcs, fem! reader, cursing

PSA: I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS MOVIE LIKE TWICE SO I TRIED MY BEST 🤞🤞🤞

Let’s just set this up by saying you have a class with them in school and you get partnered for a project or sit next to each other or WHATEVER YOU WANT. Any class you want bae; math, English, science, idc. all of them IDC

Mikey 🍉

- the moment he met you, he made it his goal to make you laugh or at the very least smile

- “*insert dumbass joke here*, am I right? HAHAha…hah..ha…”

- Lowkey intimidated at first, he doesn’t really know what to say

- will not stfu tho

- ^not in like a bad way or anything. he’s just outgoing

- and when you finally show your outgoing side? pure relief for him

- really starts to like you after seeing your sweeter, softer side. he appreciates that you seem to trust him.

- again, he is not giving up until he can make you laugh or at least smile just a little bit, no matter how long it takes. 5 minutes? 5 days? NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER GIVE UP ‼️

- talks a lot, but is also a fairly good listener while you talk about your interests

- lots of compliments from him

- still a little intimidated by you and really does whatever you tell him to

- ^ “yes ma’am.”

- it’s giving golden retriever + black cat. sunshine + midnight rain. or a tornado or something

Leo

- You know that moment when he saw April in the movie? Shhhhh just pretend it was like that when he saw you

- except with your RBF

- nervous af but he’s trying his best

- “your number? for the project? uh, I mean, yeah that’s cool-“

- really wants to impress you in some way

- “I mean not to brag or anything, but-“

- AND you’re opening up to him? have mercy

- shocked at how actually nice you are despite your intense demeanor

- admires your confidence more than anything as he gets to know you

- “you like wrestling? yeah, my brother does that…it’s cool.”

- speaking of his brothers, they are FLAMING him

- him??? with a girl like YOU?? preposterous

- the type to agree with almost anything you say so you’ll like him. esp if you’re really outspoken and opinionated.

- if he ever saw you get into a fight, he is freaking tf out and not in a good way

- asks to borrows pencils or paper just to have an excuse to talk to you when he can’t think of anything else

- SIMP. he will walk you to class, would offer to carry your books, the whole shabang.

Donnie

- your RBF is really catching him off guard

- like, why are you looking at him like that???

- lowk scared of you but would never admit it, not even to himself

- the only way you’re really speaking for the first time is if you’re partnered for a project or if you talk to him or wtv, but he is not starting a conversation with you on his own

- IMMEDIATELY recognizes that you seem eerily similar to someone he knows really well…

- heaven forbid he find out you have a common interest. whether it be k-pop, anime, comics/manga, technology, ANYTHING. he is info dumping whether you want him to or not

- really prefers your nicer, outgoing side over your anger any day

- it would take a really long time for him to recognize that he’s interested in you

- I mean, it’s kind of unexpected for him to like someone who’s so…rugged? tough? intimidating?

- probably easy to argue with if you don’t agree on something

- thinks it’s hella funny to see you put someone in there place and thinks it’s so amazing to be able you can stand up for yourself like that

- unsure on how to express his emotions properly, but he’s trying his best. I mean, he’s not exactly experienced-

- videos any fight you get into while shouting “WORLD STAAAR”

Raph

- what a dream duo /sar

- being so for real, you would probably not get along at first. angry + angry does not mix well.

- he would start to like you after getting to know you better

- you know when you meet someone and you just have so much in common that it just like clicks???

- feels like you won’t judge him for his issues bc you’re the same way. not that he cares what others thinks, but it’s still nice yk?

- even though it is easy for you to get into stupid arguments but shhhhh

- DENIES DENIES DENIES

- “ ew, I do not like her.” even tho he totally does

- lowk rlly wants you to come to his wrestling matches after you talk about liking fighting

- “yeah, you could come watch sometime…or whatever.”

- utilizes the ‘playing it cool’ method. tries to at least.

- you’re getting into a fight? hit him up. TRUST he will be there

- ^cheers you on

- brags about all the crazy shit he and his brothers do to impress you even if you’re really not all that impressed

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[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

hey!! if you are taking requests, i wanted to request the tmnt mm! boys having a crush on a fem! reader who’s EXACTLY like raph. she loves fighting, may or may not have anger issues, cursed with resting bitch face, BUT, she’s actually really sweet and outgoing. never afraid to speak her mind, so, she may come across as rude sometimes, but, she never really means to be. (lowkey a biased request but SSSHH, we’re not gonna talk about that)

(this is cute and of course! Enjoy!)

Donatello

You guys have such contrast in your relationship

He can be hyper, but sometimes quiet and mostly calm

He just wants to have fun, and basically be there to vibe

While you're there and ready to fight and down for anything

He tries to help you manage your anger but he sometimes finds it funny and entertaining

Not in an assholey way, just letting you be and the shit you say can actually be pretty funny

He doesn't really like when you get into fights when you don't need to

But when someone says something about you, him or his brothers?

He lets you rain hell

He really loves that you cut bullshit and speak your mind

He needs help deciding something and he knows to go to you because you can actually give an honest answer

He doesn't mind your RBF

At first it did make him think you were a mean person before he got to know you

But now you're so sweet and happy and outgoing and he loves you very much!

He knows you don't mean to be rude, you're just speaking and don't mean to

He lets you know that what you say can be rude, but he isn't mean about it

He just helps you correct it, lmao

(I wrote sm for Donnie and you can tell who I grew up crushing on just by this)

He def uses your angry and RBF to scare ppl messing with him off

Leo

He tries to get you to calm down a lot

But usually he is also one to let you be

He's always getting you out of trouble

You remind him a bit TOO much of Raph

He does love you though

At first he was very hesitant to get to know you because of your angry energy and because of the RBF

But now he is very glad that he did and that you're his friend…crush-

Sometimes the stuff you do, especially defending him, gets him so blushy it's not even funny

The fact you love to fight actually made him worry a bit

He didn't want you getting hurt

But he is always glad to scold you while patching your dumbass up

The anger issues he tries to help you manage and give you little tips to help

But those like breathing exercises just hypes you up even more so he kinda gave up

He now just lets you have at something like a punching bag or letting you run free and rampant as he sits and lets you do your thing

When you turned out to be very sweet and caring he was pleasantly surprised

He's very glad that you guys match on that level at least

He is sorta surprised on how freely you speak your mind

He is the one to constantly be watching what he says while you say the most rancid and random shit

He has to cover your mouth a lot lmao

Mikey

OH HE LOVES YOU

The anger issues sometimes surprise him especially at random times but he is the one to be able to also get on your level to an extent

He's very funny and he's always hyping you up

Especially when you're in a more fighting move

You could be beating the shit out of someone and just have him yelling and hyping you up and ready to run outta there with you

You guys are constantly sneaking off and on rooftops as you're pretending to mimic a fight and he's just eating pizza

He helps you get your energy out a lot

He smack talks you just for you to get mad and show off them skills bae

Oddly finds it cute? A bit idk how to explain it

He says it fits you better than it fits Raph

He really likes being around you, especially because of the RBF and how you sometimes tend to look mean

He acts like he has them scary dog privileges where he gets to hang out with the "Bad Kid" and he's basically protected

He loves your energy because of how outgoing, caring and sweet you can be

He loves that you can go from angry and upset and fighting to sweet, caring and helping some old guy in his shop just because you want to

You're just like him when speaking your mind

You guys say some loud and rancid shit and don't care at this point

When you're mean and don't know, at first he thought you were mean on purpose and got quite sad

It wasn't until you or someone else noticed and you apologized a lot

But now he thinks it was kinda funny

Raphael

Raphael has met his soulmate and match

You guys are constantly talking smack and shit to each other but dare someone else do it about the other

You guys have both a RBF at times but more you

He is constantly pointing it out and teasing you about it and how mean you look

He thinks it's pretty cool though

The fact that you get him on a level nobody else can just makes the crush feelings even more stronger

He loves how he can relax and just have fun with you to be angry, punch and fight something

He loves when you guys go out and just are on a rooftop, probably fighting with each other or wrestling to get the energy out

The anger issues also he doesn't mind

He doesn't think he has them, and doesn't really think you have them

He just blames others for making y'all mad and calls it a day

But due to these anger issues when you guys argue it gets heated

But somehow turns into a major joke like 20 minutes later idk how

He finds it funny how you can go from an RBF, angry and fighting t sweet and caring to him in a matter of seconds

You guys have a lot of competition going on it's not even funny at this point

Shit is serious and he's going to die because of it

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