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#Birthday asks;;
ahogedetective · 2 years
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❝ Hey, Shuuuuuuuumai~ ❞ Kokichi calls out with a wave of his hand, loud voice chiming across the room without a care to anyone else in it. Paying no mind to any incredulous looks aimed his way, he quickly scampers over to the detective (shuichi JUST where he had expected him to be at this time, hence the gift he's hidden in advance) eyes playfully narrowed and an impish grin upon his face, ❝ A little birdie told me that it's your birthday. ❞ Actually, a lot of little birdies in the form of Hope Peak Students. The detective is rather popular in their class, by Kokichi's standards. Honestly, even if he wasn't, that doesn't matter.
He has Kokichi's attention and that's all he really needs.
❝ Pretty naughty of you to try and keep it a secret from me. Tsk, tsk- ❞ Kokichi tuts, revealing the hands previously clasped behind his back. Cradled in his palms are two cupcakes in Shuichi's preferred flavor— don't ask how he got that information, he'll never tell —decorated with a gaudily bright-yellow smiley faces of frosting. Taped to one wrapper is a little note that says, 'Eat me, I'm not poisoned'. And on the other is a note that says 'Eat him, he's not poisoned'.
Spoiler alert: neither of them are poisoned... but they are filled with an ungodly amount of spice. With the real treat ( a favorite slice of cake ) tucked away in advance, hidden in a box on the underside of a nearby table, Kokichi briefly wonders if this little game will prove to be too challenging for the detective. But it's a fear that's quickly brushed aside, figuring that it's a win either way. Either Shuichi chooses a spicy cake and burns his tongue ( and then Kokichi can apologize with the good cake ) or he calls the trickster's bluff and yet again proves why Kokichi locked in on him as a worthy adversary. ❝ So- Let's play a game, Detective~ ❞
❝ In my possession, I have a sweet treat for you... I also have a not-so-sweet treat. ❞ Technically, he has TWO. Quirking a brow, wondering if Shuichi can read between the lines of his seemingly straightforward test, he quips, ❝ Which do you think is the right one? ❞ - (( Late to the party and I'm sorry for the length, but kokichi saw birthday things and chose violence apparently XD I am so sorry for him but this is just What He Wanted lol ))
{ Shuichi Day!! 🎉🍰🎊}
@not-bcring !!!!
Shuichi thought he'd visit one of his favorite bookstores today, to treat himself to a book he had been excited to read; that, and he had some time for himself in the busy day he will have, so he wanted too spend it doing something relaxing. He was curled on the sofa in one of his favorite sections of the small store as he read. That is, until he heard a familiar voice call out to him. “!” To his surprise, it was Kokichi. “Oh, Kokichi! H-Hello....” He gives a small wave of his hand back, though frantically gestures him to lower his face, as he saw the annoyed looks people were giving the boy... and to him-by extension-since he was the one Kokichi was calling out to. Giving an apologetic smile to nearby people, he quickly turns his attention back to the other. “Ah? O-Oh, yes, that’s right. Heh heh...” He bashfully scratches his cheek. He’s sure their classmates must have told him. Though that made him realize that he hadn’t told Kokichi, himself... and so, he gives a quick shake of his head in protest as he exclaims: “N-No, it’s not that! I swear I was not trying to keep it a secret, I’m sorry: I didn’t realize I hadn’t told you either, was all... you’re not someone I would want to keep that a secret from.” Not that Shuichi was private about his birthday anyway, but especially not to his friends.
Then when Kokichi revealed those two cupcakes in his hands, Shuichi gives a surprised blink. “O-Oh? For me?” Through the wrapper, he could see they both were chocolate flavored, his favorite. That notable detail was nice, and while the surprisingly bright yellow smiley face frosting was certainly a unique style he hadn’t had before, he did find it amusing, and honestly like Kokichi to get him something like that. And just as he was about to smile and say: “Why thank you, Koki....” Until he saw what the notes attached to the wrappers said. “...Chi.... o-oh god. What... is this...”
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Like the kind of riddle one would find in a mystery or adventure game: having to decipher which one is lying, and which one is telling the truth. Except that there really is no hint to tell who is actually being truthful, as Shuichi highly doubts the supposedly "not poisoned" one is actually safe to eat.... Well, not that Shuichi was worried these were literally poisoned, but he's still sure that Kokichi still might have done something to one of these cupcakes... like maybe put in an ingredient that should not normally be in a cupcake, as a prank. And hoping it's not a certain kind of flavor Shuichi cannot handle at all...
"A-A game?" He listens to Kokichi explain, as his eyes shift between each cupcake. "A sweet treat and a not-so-sweet treat, huh..." He repeats under his breath. At the inquiry of which he thinks is the right one, he furrows his brows as he leans in closer to give the cupcakes a closer look. "Mmm..." But even as he got a better look at them, Shuichi truly saw no difference between the two. So if he were to guess, he'd have to take a stab at the dark and just hold he gets lucky; that is, if this was a normal guessing game. This was Kokichi, after all: he knows things are never so straightforward with him. And so he knew the true hint to the answer: was in Kokichi's words. The more he thought over how he exactly phrased his words, the more he realized the more straightforward it truly was not.
And so as he stands back up straight, he finally gives his answer: "The answer is...neither are the right one. I had a feeling it wasn't as obvious as it sounds, but then I thought to myself: in your possession...doesn't necessarily have to mean in your hand, right? I do not doubt that you have a sweet treat...but who's to say it's actually in your hand right now? Plus...you didn't say you specifically have one not-so-sweet treat. You said 'a'. So with that in mind, couldn't that mean...both of these are the 'wrong' ones, and that the real answer- the actual sweet one-is hidden somewhere else...?"
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He knows a part of him could also be reading too much into Kokichi's exact word usage, but he supposes the detective in him couldn't help that. Still, he wanted to st least be confident in his answer. And so, with one more nod in confirmation, he adds: "So yes. My answer is: both the cupcakes in your hands...are not the right one! Am I correct?"
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civetcider · 5 days
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i hate drawing cars why so i keep making myself draw cars!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways more of them (she/her for both)
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anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...
#not a shitpost#serious post#ask to tag#tw trauma#cptsd#c-ptsd#and if so we should TALK about it#because it means there are a whole group of survivors out there whose mental health regularly worsens during holidays#like i know i am most certainly not the only person who feels an undefined Dread hanging over christmas/my birthday/july 4 etc#bc too many shitty things happened during those times and now my brain is hypervigilant bc traditionally these are the Danger Times#and this seems like it would be particularly common for survivors of abusive/dysfunctional households (aka most people with c-ptsd)#because holidays/vacations typically mean 1) the whole family is together/being forced to interact#2) and undergoing external stressors e.g. travel/relatives aka 'outsiders' visiting/routines & coping mechanisms being interrupted etc#3) there is social pressure for this to be a Fun Family Bonding Experience which only highlights the cracks in the foundation#and exposes the common Everything Is Fine/We Are A Happy Family lie#4) the cognitive dissonance of feeling tired/anxious/stressed/afraid during a time when you are 'supposed' to be Making Good Memories#and then everyone is angry/tired/anxious/triggered and things boil over and something or someone goes Very Wrong#weird that i'm posting this in october when halloween is...sort of the ONLY holiday i have only good and happy feelings towards#i got lucky there#also i have positive feelings towards Labor Day but that's for socialist reasons
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xiewho · 1 month
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no time to celebrate
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forecast0ctopus · 20 days
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The way you draw bones…
You get it😌😮‍💨
thanks :] i just like him. a lot
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erabu-san · 1 year
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He didn't want to remember.
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valentimmy · 3 months
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his favorite hobby is tormenting cloud 🔥
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kankuroplease · 1 month
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Birthday redraw of one of my favorite Sakura pieces I’ve done 🌸
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icantdothistodaybruh · 3 months
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beamattack · 3 months
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the duality of clown
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ahogedetective · 2 years
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"Happy birthday, my totally-legit-government-assigned boyfrieeeeennnnd~!” Kokichi cheerfully exclaims; peeking his head out from behind a stack of gift boxes and a tower of macaron cake sitting at the very top. The colors portrayed purposely matching with Shuichi’s color palette. Additionally, what contained inside those boxes were articles of clothing and shoes from a premium Japanese fashion brand that created a design similar to Shuichi’s usual attire. The top part being oversized; resembling some type of cape or poncho. Actually, currently, Kokichi showed up wearing that brand so he could match with Shuichi look good for the birthday occasion. The presents and cake looking like they’d topple down to the ground from the way they all swayed a little too far to the right or a little too far to the left each step Kokichi took. His smiling and giggling could make one wonder if he was actually struggling, or doing this on purpose to see Shuichi’s worried face. Fortunately, he successfully sets them down on the floor with no issue. Kokichi grinning at how the result brought relief and concern on the detective and lifts a finger to Shuichi’s lips. “Nishishi! Ssshhhhh. Careful now. Don’t get your hopes up over a boyfoe. If I show up, who knows what sort of misfortunes will befall you...... Buuuuuuuuuut I decided to be nice today and spare you! LUCKY YOU! Have you been trying to get on my good siiiiiiiide~?"
And like the gentlemanly boyfoe that he allegedly is, the short Supreme Leader closes his eyes and bows down like a loyal butler; one hand resting on his chest and one hand behind his back. “Kokichi Ouma... At your service~” He lifts his head up slightly and opens one of his eyes when saying that last part. It was purred in a tone of voice that suggests he will gleefully do anything within his power to cause problems for Shuichi on purpose. Standing up straight now, he puts his hands together; creating a single clap sound. “SO! For your first uber super fun birthday activity, that Yours Truly has oh-so-thoughtfully planned for you, we’ve goooooot...” His hands commence a drum roll on his legs, before eventually pulling out from his back pocket a convincingly-sharp (It’s actually rubbery) pin with a fake plushy donkey tail attached to it.
“Pin the tail on the detective~! ♡” And that’s the cue for Shuichi to start running now, unless he wants Kokichi to poke him in the butt with the totally-super-sharp pin. So much for saying he was gonna spare him, huh? Well, not like he was gonna actually hurt him though. He just wants to chase him around his dorm room. Ya know. As a treat.
{ Shuichi Day!! 🎉🍰🎊}
Even if Shuichi was pretty used to Kokichi suddenly being in his dorm room by now, he was still surprised when he came back and saw him there, carrying the stack of gift boxes with that macaron cake on top. Widened eyes had been staring up at everything he was carrying, before his voice snapped him out of it. “O-Oh!! Thank you, Koki-uwah?! G...Government assigned boyfriend?! What does that even mean!!” He wheezes, cheeks growing a flustered red as he stammers out:
“A-Anyway!! B...Be careful!!” The way the boxes and cake were swinging almost too much to the left or right was far more stress inducing that it probably should’ve been, with Kokichi’s smiling and giggling not helping. He would not be surprised if it was for the latter reason, knowing this boy.... Fearing any moment he really was going to drop all that, Shuichi had his arms extended, so he could be ready to catch anything that might fall. So when Kokichi had safely set that all down in the end- “Phew...” Relief washed over him, and before he could ‘scold’ him for how much stress he just made him endure, he lets out a surprised murmur when Kokichi placed his finger to his lips. “M-Mmnngh....” He just squints at him when he says. He truly had to wonder how “merciful” his boyfoe truly plans to be.... “Gasp! How did you know that’s what I was trying to do? Will you still continue to spare me today, ohhhh benevolent supreme leader?” He sassily replies and, with a smirk, drills a finger into his cheek.
Then when seeing him bow like he’s a butler, he can’t help the chortle that leaves him. “O-Oh my god. I’m getting such high class treatment today...” He jokes, until he saw Kokichi open one of his eyes. “...Nevermind.” He was tempted to give him a light bonk to the head, until Kokichi had stood back up. “Oh...?” He curiously tilts his head, wondering what said ‘first activity’ was going to be. The moment he thought to himself ‘why do I have a bad feeling about this...’ He saw Kokichi pull out that “sharp” pin with the donkey tail attached. “Oh god.” Is what immediately leaves his mouth, taking slow steps back. “N...N-Not to be a buzzkill, but how about we.... how about we don’t play that. I-I am not particularly keen on getting a donkey tail pinned to my butt! K-Kokichi-!!”
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And with that, he quickly turns around and starts running around the room the moment he starts being chased by him. Logically, he knows Kokichi wouldn’t try to genuinely harm him, and yet: as always, he finds himself going along with Kokichi’s antics before he knows it. “Gwaaah, I-I’m not going to let you get me, damnit! Having me run around in my own room like this-!!” Made him feel so silly, as if he wasn’t trying to hop over the coffee table or suddenly push a chair to try making Kokichi come to a forced halt. As if, funnily enough: having fun with their little activity. But the moment he was starting to slow down slightly due to getting tired, his foot tripped on one of the table legs. “Ah-!!” That made him stumble forward, which surely gave Kokichi the perfect chance to catch up to hm and “pin” the tail to his butt. aka: the moment Shuichi finds out the pin is just made out of rubber. “Heek-! .......” Casually pretending he didn’t let out that squeaky yelp when he got poked, he slowly turns around to face him. And then, with a serious seeming look on his face, swipes the pin out of his hand, and simply says: “Payback.” Before proceeding to playfully swat Kokichi in the face several times with the tail part. “God!! Y-You are so...!” And before he knew it, he broke out into a laugh, still not believing he actually just ran that much around the room. Once he eventually stops, he realizes, while catching his breath: he still didn’t even look at the presents Kokichi brought him, nor a closer look at the cake, yet.
“Anyway, dork: let’s see what you’ve got for me.” Placing the donkey tail aside, unless Kokichi wanted it back, Shuichi walks over to the gift boxes. “Ah, let me set the cake down on the table, actually.” He reaches up to very carefully grab it. Once he brought the tower of a cake to the table, he finally gets a much closer look at it. “It looks really pretty... I’ve always seen these kinds of cakes in some of the fancier cafes. I always thought they looked nice, too....” And the fact that they even matched his colors, too, made his heart bounce in his chest. Just that special little detail, made him love the cake all the more. “I love how you even got it in my colors, too. E-Ehehe... thank you, Kokichi: I love it.” He then goes to grab a macaron, and takes a few bites, humming at how it practically melts in his mouth, with how tasty it is. “Ahhh, it’s really good! I’ll look at the other gifts you got me before snacking some more, but I’d be happy if we could enjoy this cake together! If you’d like...” He smiles softly.. After finishing his macaron, he goes back to the gift boxes. As he opens them one by one, seeing that they were clothing items and shoes to form an outfit...
“....!” A soft gasp leaves him, eyes slowly scanning each piece of clothing and the shoes after he took everything out of the boxes one by one. “O...O-Oh!! This... looks so nice! The top part looks kind of similar to my jacket... I-I like that, heh heh. I wonder if.. it’ll look good on me...” Shuichi hadn’t really worn this kind of clothing style before, after all... but it looked so pretty, he hopes it will on him, too. He even goes to take off his jacket, and throw on the poncho part of the outfit, and throws the hood part over his head. He figured it’d be oversized on him, but it really did feel much bigger on him than he expected; it was even covering his hands, too. “S...So um...!” Facing Kokichi, he flaps his sleeves with a shy smile on his face. “H-How does it look on me? Do I...look good....?” He’d be too embarrassed to say it, but he really hopes he’ll look good to Kokichi. Since... it’d make him really happy... “Wait... is the outfit you’re wearing from the same brand, too? Haha.... it’s like we’re matching, now! I um... know I’m a bit late to comment on it, b-but I think you look good in yours!” He giggles, cheeks turning a light red. “I’ve never really worn clothes like this before... I-I like it! Maybe I’ll change into the whole outfit, h-heh... I’m kind of excited to see how I’d look wearing the full set. But before that...u-um....” He could already feel his face grow redder... but with a deep breath, he steps closer to Kokichi, and pulls the boy into a tight hug. Then, as he leans his down... presses the softest kiss to the top of his head. “I hope... that was okay to do. I just... w-wanted to express how happy you made me with your gifts, and that cake. I love everything... thank you, Kokichi.” He gives him a soft squeeze in the hug. “Truly. However...” Mostly to distract himself from how red his face was and how fast his heart was beating, his smile grows more cheeky as he suddenly says: “...For that little stunt you pulled on me earlier, you are now obligated to... celebrate today with me! I won’t hear any objections! Not that my boyfoe surely has any, right? Hmhmhm....“
He was just joking of course, but he really would love to spend more time with Kokichi. Even including the fact he pulled that little prank on him, he was already making today so much fun for him. And little did the supreme leader know, he was the one person Shuichi was especially hoping to see today. He truly was so happy right now, indicated by the beaming smile he looks down at Kokichi with. “Let’s enjoy some cake together now, shall we? And then do some more activities, together! I’m already having such a great time with you: I know I’ll continue to do so with you...!”
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cowsaresushi-coral · 1 year
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C R U C I F I C A T I O N
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red-rover-au · 1 year
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Draxum: *desperately tries to see his creations as weapons*
His Creations: *say shit like this*
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turtledotjpeg · 1 year
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ok logistically this makes no sense but: what if you put little charms on the chains. like a charm bracelet
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post-it-notes7 · 1 month
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as if you wouldn't do the same, meta knight
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conjuring-ghouls · 9 months
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diva behavior
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