#But would you look at her hands;

[aeteut]

THE BLACK HEIR HAS BEEN DISOWNED

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

My existence is a scandal. —Oscar Wilde

#Sirius looks a queen and such a cuntress. #But would you look at her hands; #she’s nervous and anxious. #I’m only glad that Remus is there to hold her #since Sirius always feels safe in Moony’s arms. #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #rlsb #r/s #harry potter fanart #likeafunerall #live laf love

[feels-for-the-fictional]

You can't tell me our main man Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, James T Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, CAPTAIN stack of books on legs James Respectful and Sensitive Tiberius Kirk does not know about Vulcan hand touching and their significance.

This man. JAMES KIRK. Looked at Spock, clearly vulcan spock, hands firmly planted behind his back Spock. LOOKED him up and down, and despite absolutely knowing it would not be considered impolite if he didnt offer a hand shake, looked at Spock, tall drink of water Spock, Vulcan sensitive hands used as terms of affection Spock, and was like hmmmm absolutely will make this Vulcan shake my hand. AND SPOCK gave like 1 second of thought before he was like yes absolutely here is my hand to hold for you and you only. I AM DECEASED

#yea so I woke up still crazy about Them Meeting #snw #when will I get off my bullshit #remember when I was like ohhh boohoo the show is good without kirk we dont need a kirk and spock meet up #remember that #I FUCKING LIED #they gave me like 10 seconds of these two white boys looking at each other and holding hands and I HAVE BECOME UNHINGED #thank u snw writers for this blessing #LOWER DECKS LIVE ACTION EPISODE NEXT WEEK OMG #I WANT BOIMLER TO MEET KIRK SO BAD #I want Mariner to 1000% ask Spock where Kirk is #and also for her to be like huh you look different then I thought you would #AHHHHHHH I AM SCREAMING #spirk #star trek #ty

[phddyke]

OH? OHOHOHO

#I WAS HOPING THE SOAP OPERA WOULD BE A RUNNING GAG #helluva boss #queen bee #ozzie’s #stolas #blitzø #stolitz #no but tell me why i was #literally telling my fiancé and brother #that if stolas does get a boyfriend like viv implied #i want there to be a scene where like #blitzø is watching hell-a novela #and alejandro is like ‘what do you mean you’ve gifted your heart to another gabriella?!’ #and she’s like ‘how long did you expect me to wait for you alejandro?’ #with her hand like over her head all dramatic #and blitzø yells ‘YOU SHOULVE TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE DIPSHIT’ #and throws something at the tv #and loona is standing in the background looking maybe concerned maybe exasperated

[saturnsconstellation]

Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.

He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)

#Luna: maybe you should listen to what he has to say #Barty: you really think so? #Luna: *nod* please give me ur other hand and don’t use that one #Barty: okay boss #THEY WOULD BE AO CUTE TOGETHER #I love their dynamic #Luna introducing her bf/gf: this is my uncle Barty! he looks like he bites but he doesn’t #Barty: *baring teeth like a wild animal* #luna lovegood #barty crouch junior #Evan would be smitten by this ofc #Pandora is just so happy they get along so well and that Luna has someone to protect her forever #rosekiller

[finntheehumaneater]

thinking about Eddie, who because of the upsidedown was in a coma for effectively the rest of '86. When he woke up he had to re-learn a lot of shit, since even after he could open his eyes and sit up, moving was still hard.

Steve and Robin go with him to all of his PT appointments as he works on moving and standing up, but not walking yet. The therapist overhears him complaining to Steve about how he misses writing, since his hands are too shaky for the words to be legible.

She tells him that if he wants to write better he should practice more, and maybe pick something else up that requires small, repetitive movements, like sewing or crocheting.

Eddie is about to open his mouth to say that sewing might be a good idea, because he can work on putting his old patches onto the new vest that the kids bought him as a "we're glad you're not dead present", when Robin comes back from the bathroom and pipes up that she has some crocheting stuff from when she and Steve tried to learn together a few years back, and that's the end of that conversation.

crocheting is his least favorite part of the night, even if Robin and Steve are patient and let him pick the movie in the background and don't get frustrated when he drops the hook between the couch cushions for the thirtieth time in an hour.

Eventually he gets the hang of it, but--out of spite--refuses to make anything other than a very long line with his yarn, telling Steve and Robin he's going to strangle them with it when he's done, because crocheting "is literally the least metal thing in the world."

He stops threatening to strangle Robin after she makes him a little bat.

#i saw a girl at my PT appointment who got recommended this and she looked mortified #but her bf got so excited and went “fuck yeah babe i'm gonna make you SO MUCH STUFF!” #it was adorable #Steddie #Steve Harrington #Eddie Munson #Robin Buckley #Stobin #i just think that robin and eddie would be best friends #i'm crocheting myself a blanket it's taking forever and i hate it but i do it when i watch movies because i don't have to worry about #what to do with my hands #Steddie drabbles #might write this one day #or someone else could take inspo and save me the trouble i dunno how tf i would describe how you crochet #my post #stranger things #steve x eddie #finn writes

[mattodore]

delphi, bitten pack member, mate

#river dipping #delphi sol #lykos #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #simblr #no good morning just immediately firing shots LOOK 🫵 AT HER 🫵 #GOD............................... WEREWOLF WOMAN WHO WILL TEAR INTO ME WITH HER CLAWS AND REVEL IN THE WARMTH OF BLOOD I WANT YOUUU #SHE'S SO SEXY LIKE. SAID THIS OVER ON PF ALREADY BUT I NEED TO BE FOUR FINGERS DEEP INSIDE HER ALREADY #FACE FIRST IN HER BREASTS LIKE. DYKERY IN MY MIND THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVEEEEE RN #FEMMES............. I AM YOURS ALWAYS AND FOREVER <3 #...me thinking delphi is the sexiest woman alive aside... look at her pointy wolf ears sticking out!! #and yeah... her and ria both have scars on their throats. they gave them to each other :)<3 #they're werewolf soulmates..... of course it's that intense and serious they had to wound each other #delphi's is from when ria turned her but ria's is from delphi wanting to mark ria back... normally it'd heal but :) #ria is a born wolf and delphi is their little werewolf mate... which means they don't heal like a wolf would at delphi's hands #delphi's not a born wolf tho so </3 not the same for her. but turning scars always stay with the body along with any other wounds #that were already there at the time of turning... #<- this is real lykos story lore so. don't look too closely at ria's scars from that last post. they don't actually make sense #i just thought wow... those are sexy. and put them on her kjdgfkhfn #none of the lykos ocs' scars are canon until i make them myself #but dionte's eye scar and delria's throat scars are canon!! i'll make custom ones one day but for now! i'm just rocking with what i've got

[rottengurlz]

"In the crooks of your body, I find my religion."

#oc: noelle #oc: avery #happy valentines day!!!!!!!11 #the way avery looks at her #IM GONNA BE SICK #there is no place he'd rather be than to be wrapped around noelle #in game photos you will always be my greatest enemy #mysims #the sims community #simblr #sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 edit #avery would be so panicked when it comes to valentines he spent most of his life wathcing his parents tear themselves apart #and has never allowed or wanted to have a connection with someone like he has with noelle #even tho he'd be freaking out he'd have this huge detailed plan #noelle would tell him to not worry about it and they can just hang out at her apartment like normal #and avery would be like uhhuh yeahh yeah all while thinking about the 100000 things he has planned #the day would start with them in the picture where they're wrapped up together enjoying each others warmth #they wouldn't be able to keep their hands off of each other #sorry they fuck nasty #avery would've already had flowers on their way to be delivered so when they get up for the morning they'd be ready for her #he'd pick out lisianthus because he researched they last longer and knows noelle loves flowers but gets sad when they die #after that avery would take her around the city to all of his favorite places all the places that make him happy #he couldn't think of any better gift than really opening himself up to noelle and allowing her to learn everything about him #he's never wanted anyone to learn or know anything about him until noelle #he'd have running commentary the entire time like how at a grocery store an old lady hit him with her purse #when he tried returning her wlalet she dropped because she thought avery stole it #“old bitch” “avery thats not nice” “she HIT me” #gfjhhjfjfhfj

[jeysuso]

#the pairing of all time

#kevin owens #wweedit #wwe smackdown #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #* #I LOVE THEM #you can tear their friendship from my cold dead hands #why would kevin expose her like this 😭😭😭😭 #seeing how happy this little duo makes kevin makes it all worthwhile tbh #all the hardships kevin. looks like we made it playing in the background

[tequiilasunriise]

When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY #yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure #the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained #the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin #looking DIRECTLY at Bruce #‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’ #the sheer fucken UPROARRRR #Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry #babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying #(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief) #the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN #dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this #(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name) #Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess #Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all #also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now #the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy #dc #stephcass #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam

[skrunksthatwunk]

landing

#i'd recommend zooming in bc the changes between panels are pretty subtle. they'll be easier to see on the cropped versions but i wanted to #include the whole thing too because i think it looks nice like that :) #opening up to yukina as the final hopeful yet unresolved part of hiei's arc of learning to trust and love and be loved by others is like. #aughh. fascinating choice anyway here's a take on how it'd go. from me. a sap #smth smth hiei letting his vulnerability show via the thing that unites them (bloodline via the hiruseki stone) which is inherently tied #to emotion and letting his feelings about her and his past show to someone. grahh #yyh #yu yu hakusho #yukina #hiei #skrunkart #also due to the title and the organization of this comic one could call this a landing strip #anyway um. posting more yyh but this time it's not funny at all oops. glad y'all liked the other one though jksdjfkjs #anyway yukina's important you should talk about her more #would also like to point out how in the final panel hiei doesn't actually touch her with his other arm. it's just resting on his hand #enclosing her but still kinda distant. he's still got some healing to do #edit argh i uploaded a slightly wrong version. fixed now. it just didn't have yukina's crying onomotopoeia #but i wanted them back in bc sound is so important to this one #WAIT PANELS SWAPPED. FIXED FR NOW #ANYWAY HIEI MY BELOVED MY EVERYTHING. LOVE THAT LITTLE GUY #also shoutout to devoted sibling characters. they really get it

[preoxxupy]

whether you like her or not, she played all the cards to her advantage and is getting exactly what she wants.

#she went to kings landing for her daughter but didn’t show her hand to rhaenyra since she wasn’t sure how the petition would go #but the second she could get her granddaughter on the throne she did it #she knew the hightowers would be more inclined to acknowledge baela’s claim since they have dragons and then they’d have the sea as well #as opposed to vaemond who would just control the sea #he has no dragons #so it would be smarter to have rhaenys on the green’s side and rhaenys knew that #but the SECOND it went the other way rhaenys stepped up and got exactly what she want and made it look like her plan the entire time #she’s the smartest player in the entire game change my mind #her politics and composure and wit is unmatched #you can like rhaenyra as much as you like but she wasn’t the smartest player #just needed that off my chest #rhaenys targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #vaemond velaryon #corlys velaryon #baela targaryen #house of the dragon #baela velaryon #hotd #game of thrones #got #meme #rhaenys supremacy

[scrawnytreedemon]

Just a girl and her hog, trying to save their dying world.

#tloz #albw #a link between worlds #princess hilda #yuga #albw yuga #albw hilda #scrawny draws #fan art #everything will go well for them nothing could go wrong #i'm sure her pet is very trustworthy and would never betray her #i mean. look at him. loyal guy if i ever saw one. #can definitely be trusted to hand over the sacred artefact in his mouth for the greater good. #jokes aside GOD i wasn't expecting to be SO sold on their dynamic #i knew about the betrayal years in advance #BUT I THOUGHT HE FUSED GANON *AFTER* not that he played as her attack-dog for a bit #WHILE THEY BOTH CONCOCTED THIS PLOT TO L I E TO LINK #WHICH IS. FUCKING HILARIOUS. #'i didn't think the turning-women-into-paintings wizard would turn ME into a painting 😭😭😭' #hilda you poor fucking fool #neither of them have any common sense #r/vio took it in the divorce and uses it to freeload like a motherfucker #this trio is Abhorrent #but yes this is inspired by the artwork in the nintendo player's guide for the original tloz '86 #i just. katsuya terada you absolute fucking legend i love you. #i could go on and on but just know that i am Obsessed with them they are Insane #enjoy <3

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads

The Spider And Her Demons

YA Australian urban fantasy/horror

about a Malaysian-Chinese girl who’s half spider-demon, just trying to keep her head down and survive high school

when she accidentally kills and eats a man in front of the most popular girl at school, they strike up a strange friendship and she starts to learn more about herself and the supernatural world

aroacespec/sapphic ish

#The Spider And Her Demons #Sydney Khoo #loveozya #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #you give me a teenage girl with giant hair spider legs who scuttles across her bedroom wall on page 3 #and then eats a man and i am already sold. #also aus books are always so familiar compared to US books :) #and yes sexuality stuff is ambiguous but basically: a bunch of discussion on relationship hierachies (ie friendship equally/more important) #themes of feeling unlovable bc you're different and different forms of love #multiple times the MC says she has no interest in dating or relationships and also is touch (and maybe sex) repulsed #- but of course that Also has to do with the whole Being A Monster thing #and it definitely shows some kind of attraction to dior - ie looking at her lips/bare skin; blushing; etc #and ends on sort of hand kiss / 'is this something??' vibes #I asked the author and they said they see them as QPR / platonic soulmates but are not at the point where they would know what to call it #which makes total sense to me! #the part of me who wants more obvious aroace YA wishes it was a little more specific #but also I DO love ambiguity and I think it wouldn't be true to the characters #who are clearly not even ready to start figuring that stuff out. #and also. aroacespec sapphics is like. also something i want #also like. I think it's reductive to assume just because 'looks at lips' is a common allo attraction trope....doesn't necessarily mean #it has to be that. yknow. #anyway. i loved it a lot. #gross spidergirl (affectionate)...... #also dior is such an interesting and complex character. like another book could have made her nicer or less fucked up

[violamonty]

she walks the lonely street, stares at herself and thinks: “this is someone i don't want to know.”

#ts2 #ts2 premades #veronaville #juliette capp #my renders #FIRST TIME ACTUALLY ASSEMBLING A SCENE... it's hard. but it's kind of fun too? #juliette's tip! they can't fire you for drinking on the job if you're in a power struggle with your aunt over control of the company! #(they absolutely can.) #timeskip veronaville #<- in case that was unclear. LMAO #she would look soooo at home with a cigarette in her right hand here. unfortunately i decided long ago that she doesn't smoke. 💔

[fivewholeminutes]

A Series of Small Offerings

PART ONE -8- The Way That You Were

To tear that knife from what once / Would have been dead fingers

I have. Struggled a lot with this one, but I am glad it is done. I've had this idea rotating in my brain for a month and I have tried starting it at least 3 times both traditionally and digitally before I decided to turn it into a cut out, because I feel the most confortable making cut outs, actually.

HUGE, ENORMOUS shotout to @copper-sands / @ancientbygone for being my hand anatomy expert!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Without it this piece would look way worse <3

#me: hey let's stop having hand-related ideas for the small offerings maybe #also me: okay. so how about a piece with 6 hands in it- #come to think of it. the ghost hands would look better digitally but oh well #a series of small offerings #sleep token #sleep token fanart #alex vs the mortifying ordeal of having her art perceived #if you were wondering i am still shit at editing <3 #and now the warnings #blood #suicide #suicide attempt #implied suicide #self-harm #self harm #cw: blood #cw: suicide #cw: implied suicide #cw: self harm #pls let me know if i forgot something #ALSO SORRY LEVYNN THAT I POSTED AFTER A LONGER BREAK AT THE SAME TIME I SHOULD'VE CHECKED TUMBLR BEFORE POSTING

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves performs with his band Dogstar at The Roxy on July 18, 2023 in Los Angeles, California.

#time to run screaming into the afternoon #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #* #this is all ive accomplished today #LOOK HOW SMILEY HE IS #bassist bf #boyfriend shaped #my favorite shape #i love arm #MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE #tell everyone you saw me with the devil #keke babe do you need a hair tie i have a spare #just like the bass i would also just be hanging from his neck #bassist keanu created the heat wave #mother nature? global warming? i don't know her #he's really been here and hot my whole damn life #what a time to be alive