I 100% believe Lois Lane requested the presence of Bruce Wayne in her delivery room.
Nobody, not even the League, understood until it was time to give birth and Clark froze up at her bedside. Bruce was there to coach them both through it, as Clark’s friend and as Lois’ human reinforcements.
(Bruce flew to Metropolis in a helicopter when he got the news. He found Clark ashen and trembling at Lois’ side, eyes clenched shut as she screamed. He slid into place like he’d never been missing, talking Lois AND Clark through it like he delivered babies every day of the week)
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Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.
Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?
Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO
Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother
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Happy Valentine's day !!
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A comic about Clark Kent, Lois Lane, and typos.
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"i can't believe lois jumped off a building to try and force clark to reveal he's superman that's so toxic" in the second superman movie with christopher reeves lois pretended to shoot clark with a gun to prove he was superman lois lane is insane and if you don't love her for that then you don't understand her
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dallas theatre center 2010 production clois my beloved
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