#DO CRIMES

[uwudonoodle]

Stella's daily schedule:

Wake up

Snuggle Rayla

Do crimes

#tdp #tdp rayla #the dragon prince #dragon prince #behind the scenes #creator interview #stella #cuddle monkey #sidekick #do crimes #rayla #devon geihl #head writer #storyboarding #shenanigans

[piratefishmama]

Loving all the established steddie doing crime, it’s adorable and exhilarating, the whole Bonnie and Clyde vibe is chef kiss but imagine Steve and Eddie in high school being perfect strangers except for their drug transactions and one day Steve materializes in front of Eddie, anxious as fuck, telling him that he put his joints in his gym pants and forgot them in the boys’ lockers. Therefore him, the entire basket ball team and Eddie himself are fucked because the lockers are thoroughly searched once a month and well, it’s that time of the month. Steve can’t have his parents know about this and is starting to feel the tell tale signs of a panic attack taking hold of him. And he would never snitch about his dealer but he doesn’t know if his team mates would hold their piece if interrogated about the source of the drugs. God knows they will turn on Steve and pin everything on him the second they get the chance.

Eddie’s silently listening to him, eyes thoughtful, then is like “We’ll go get your stash then. In and out, Harrington, should be easy enough.” and promptly drags Steve with him to be the lookout, deftly breaks into the lockers room, retrieves the pair of pants holding the incriminating items, tosses them at Steve’s head and they run like hell -pants in hand- the moment they hear someone opening the door to the coach’s office. They’re full of manic laugher, breathing hard from their run and beaming at each other like they’re lifelong friends.

After that Steve keeps coming up with reasons to do crime so he can hang out with Eddie again.

and at first Eddie can be a little suspicious, because surely Harrington must be out to get him collared by the law or something right? maybe his douchebag friends set him up with the task of setting up the freak. which y'know, wouldnt really make sense cause he's the only safe dealer in Hawkins.

his prices sometimes arent fair (the asshole tax is a pain so people are usually nice to him for the weeks leading up to parties) but his shit is never cut or laced with anything bad, nobody ever has any nasty surprises when they partake and if he lingers around after the purchase they know they're safe cause he never partakes and he always knows what to do if or when someone OD's so getting him nabbed by the law seems very counterproductive.

But Steve is just. There. With an abundance of hairbrained schemes and miscellaneous mischiefs, stupid shenanigans, and Eddie is very easily pursuaded into shenanigans, just the word shenanigan is enough to get Eddie riled into a excitable ball of mad adhd driven energy.

but Steve never gets them caught, never leaves him hanging, even hauls his ass up onto the roof when flashlights aimed down alley ways that would have for sure caught him hiding behind a dumpster eventually with all that manly jock strength, before laying spread eagle on the rooftop grinning into the night air as if he's high on just life alone and yeah thats pretty hot but what is his deal and why does Eddie want to never let it go?

when will Steve get bored of him? Will steve get bored of him? the questions are torture so Eddie just keeps deciding to let it go until the next time, and keeps doing that until they find themselves on a back road after an honest to gods heist™ making out in the back seat full of horny adrenaline and Eddie will never let him go.

#BE GAY #DO CRIMES #steddie

[pleasures]

#lolz #art #do crimes

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

Ok King

#be gay #do crimes #i am sure he'd endorse that #skz #stray kids #skz crack #lee know #skz leeknow #leeknow

[ghl-osty]

”we’re not gonna take it!” we shout, continuing to take it on a silver platter with the grace of a sickly victorian boy being fed for the first time in years

#we should stop taking it #protest the government #stick it to the man #fuck everyone #be gay #do crimes #tax evasion #jaywalk #rebel #were all gonna die anyways #so might as well be someone’s headache

[yamzanimatics]

Happy Friday! Be Gay!

#happy friday #be gay #do crimes #but mostly be gay

[foehnleader4000]

His name is Fluffy

#original character #my art #do crimes #shitpost

[theinkbunny]

#Ask me #do crimes #submission

[siriuslyveryhot]

*Mary after finding out Sirius was sent to Azkaban*

Mary: huh. Maybe he did take the 'be gay, do crime' a bit too seriously.

#The pun was intentional #sirius black #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #wolfstar #remus x sirius #mary macdonald #be gay do crimes #do crimes #sirius being sirius #lily evans #sirius in azkaban

[anunapologeticallymidant]

heheheheheheh >:D

the creature has created a new blog- whatever will it do!???

#there is only one correct answer #be gay #DO CRIMES #and hopefully post art #that too

[violet-yimlat]

I like Be gay, do crimes, but what about Be gay, do crimes, read a book, draw a picture, take a shower, eat tiramisu, summon a demon, watch Good Omens, cry, go to bed.

It’s my self-care time and I don’t need to spend all of it being gay/doing crimes

#be gay do crimes #be gay #do crimes #read a book #draw a picture #take a shower #eat tiramisu #summon a demon #watch good omens #cry #go to bed #have a great day #shitpost #gay

[assjuice4ever]

Be crimes, do gay

#be gay #do crimes #have fun

[duskvol]

“Play like you’re driving a stolen car”

#do crimes #blades in the dark #duskvol #doskvol #roleplaying #take risks #fuck around and find out #live fast die young #principles #characters #play

[xipe-slayground]

If I can't fall in love with the villain then what's the point?

#villain #villains #do crimes #evil #the worst person #sometimes the heroes are the worst trash #oh honey I just wear a cape and tie people up #wearing nothing but black suits looks good #lol I think I used the wrong than #english majors trip themselves up too

[t4tbedehopmar]

Hi uhm your honour I am SCREAMING my lesbians <333

I also got a 3☆ of you (and a Meiko dupe) in the same pull hehe >:]

Also hi hi hello happy gay month be gay do crime everyone <3

BESTIE UR SO LUCKY!!!!!😭😭 i wanna get that card so bad but i'm saving for a saki or me card :/ yeah, happy pride month to u too <33

#💌 #𐐪♡︎₊˚ mist. #BE GAY #DO CRIMES

[scazrelet]

Part of a horrifying semblance of a care package I sent over to artist Rory Blank since I keep buying his T-Shirts and thought I was funny. This is probably the best art I have ever made.

#my art #opposum #possum #trash #trash queen #drawing #art #artwork #digital art #ink #digital drawing #digital ink #xacto blade #hobby knife #gift art #rory blank #be trash #do crimes #artists on tumblr