#jaywalk

[rook-specter]

would they jaywalk though

#rook says shit #undertale yellow #undertale yellow spoilers #uty #jaywalk #failboat jaywalking #failboat

[ghl-osty]

”we’re not gonna take it!” we shout, continuing to take it on a silver platter with the grace of a sickly victorian boy being fed for the first time in years

#we should stop taking it #protest the government #stick it to the man #fuck everyone #be gay #do crimes #tax evasion #jaywalk #rebel #were all gonna die anyways #so might as well be someone’s headache

[daily-spanish-word]

to carry, take, wear llevar

“What?! carry the jaguar?! Okay, but not without giving him a jab first, so he’ll be unconscious.”

I don’t like waiting for traffic lights when carrying something heavy, so I’ll jaywalk.

He carries a skateboard. Él lleva un monopatín.

Picture by Hafiz Issadeen on Flickr

#to carry #to take #to wear #carry #take #wear #llevar #jaywalk #jaywalking #jaguar #jab #spanish #vocabulary #vocab #español #hint #mem #mnemonic #wotd #word of the day

[mrbopst]

If you can't jaywalk without getting hit, you are too stupid to live

#jaywalk

[ytru5begnem9s]

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[collectiveobservations]

#pedestrian #bowling #crosswalk #jaywalk #street photography #photography #digital photography #lo-fi #collective observations

[thediistortiion]

i love fics that write The Distortion genuinely not knowing How to Human and getting something egregiously incorrect.

i don't mean appearance-wise, i mean silly mistakes. trying to wipe up a spill with printer paper because it misunderstood what a paper towel is. calling an animal by the wrong name.

describing emotions in a door/hallway metaphor. ("hallway full of bees" sorry, did you mean butterflies? distortion, you are experiencing butterflies.)

it was literally a door it doesn't know this shit!

i think it has some memories attached to "who" it is, thus why it can tell michael shelley's story, but little details like this? the nuance of the human experience? lost on it. too busy hating being even remotely like a who to stop and attempt to model after them properly.

this makes it mildly offputting and that's the goal so it's content <3

also @ distortion shippers this entity does not know how to kiss. gerry/jon/melanie/whoever else is gonna have to teach it how because it will just stand there, eyes open and everything, being a door.

#it is just so funny to me i find it so silly #the throat of delusion incarnate cant use a dishwasher without help #have to hold its hand to keep it from jaywalking across a busy street #tma #the magnus archives #the distortion #tma distortion #michael distortion #helen distortion #helenie #jonmichael #gerrymichael #doorkeay #jondistortion #jonhelen

[gilbertkingelisa]

Talking To No one #GilbertKingElisa NewYorkCity #StreetPhotography #Ink #HandsfreeTalking #Hydroflask #RedBull #JayWalk #PeopleWatching #WhatsInThis #NoMakeup #NaturalHair #Afro #Dress#Unwrapping #Food #LunchTime #Lunch #AirPods #IPHONE #ButtondownDress #Manhattan #Brooklyn (at New York City, N.Y.) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf47qgEpiqk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#gilbertkingelisa #streetphotography #ink #handsfreetalking #hydroflask #redbull #jaywalk #peoplewatching #whatsinthis #nomakeup #naturalhair #afro #dress #unwrapping #food #lunchtime #lunch #airpods #iphone #buttondowndress #manhattan #brooklyn

[that-vampire-loser]

Just learned that oral sex is illegal in South Carolina

I bet Andrew Minyard loves that and it makes the shower scene so so funny

#andrew loves breaking the law in any small way possible #he would be the type of person to purposely avoid crosswalks so he can jaywalk #but I bet he loves loves loves breaking this law #and good for him #andrew minyard #neil josten #t4t andreil #andreil #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king’s men #the foxes #aftg trilogy

[thedreamlessnights]

help he must have been the shittiest magistrate

#imagine showing up to court and seeing that twink and knowing you’re going to hang because you jaywalked #astarion #astarion bg3

[jaywalkers-against-germination]

gideon every two pages as soon as she got into harrows body: holy shit you are the smallest person ever you have no muscle tone you are half my height you come up to my kneecap harrow how do you live like this

#shes so funny i cant #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #thoughts are jaywalking #griddlehark

[majimasleftasscheek]

I’m gonna throw up

#they got arrested for abstract jaywalking #no I will not explain what that is #I love seeing everyone's interpretations of this #we can all hold hands and dance in a circle while we slap our blorbos into everything #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #my art

[stuffy-just-doodles]

Hehehe see wut i did in the first one :)))

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run fanart #crk pure vanilla cookie #crk shadow milk cookie #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #stuffy doodles #soooooo I've been busy.... mainly with cookie run cuz i like the lil pastries on screen for all reasons #i gotta mention this cuz this was when i logged back in after a long time #so i decided to pull to see wut i would get the usual but somehow i was blessed by the gacha gods and got stardust cookie #soon i got enough soul stones to get capsaicin cookie too #crazy ass luck after not touching the game cjfjfjvjxhxv #also you can probably tell i like shadow milk cookie lil chaotic evil boi #that exclusively jaywalks and a gatekeep gaslight girlboss dude #yes im talking about a fuckin pastry im aware djdbdbxjkdkd

[daily-spanish-word]

to carry, take, wear llevar

I don’t like waiting for traffic lights when carrying something heavy, so I’ll jaywalk.

“What?! carry the jaguar?! Okay, but not without giving him a jab first, so he’ll be unconscious.”

He carries a skateboard. Él lleva un monopatín.

Picture by Edu Alarcón on Flickr

#to carry #to take #to wear #carry #take #wear #llevar #jaywalk #jaywalking #jaguar #jab #spanish #vocabulary #vocab #español #hint #mem #mnemonic #wotd #word of the day

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I followed my mother jaywalking into a busy intersection because she was my ride home from a square dancing fest at my high school.

The PE teacher's robots wanted me dead.

#dream #this is like the third dream this year with machines trying to kill me #jaywalking #mother #family #square dance #square dancing #high school #school #pe teacher #pe #robot #death tw #teacher

[andy-clutterbuck]

5x13 | Forget

#hmm #very important #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S5 #i am looking #*jaywalks* #hello constable grimes let's scandalize the neighborhood #that bottom lip is illegal #even in the apocalypse #b e l t #im thinking #excuse me but the nose™