#Dan H

[ggblasts]

Spotted: Dan Humphrey walking by and skipping Serena's fundraiser event. Could there still be bad blood between the two? We have a feeling that there could be. Or, maybe Dan just needed a break from the Upper East Side. I honestly wouldn't blame him if it was the latter, you guys honestly suck. 

Whatever the reason is though, we wonder if he sent Serena a text explaining why. If not, then I honestly cannot wait for the War of Serena V Dan to start.

It was so entertaining in high school and even though they're older now, they aren't much wiser.

Whose side are you on? 

XOXO, Gossp Girl

@danhumphreyx

#ggblast #dan h

[lilianade-comics]

snippets of post AGIT Cheese Melt because, well, I'm predictable. Also featuring post AGIT Dan because I love him~

#my interpretation is that Dan and Vlad feel less like father/son and more like dysfunctional yet committed roommates #how does Dan know about Dani? #Vlad mentioned her in a tearful drunken stupor one night and Dan was like 'what the h*ll is he waiting for? a written invitation?' #and he went to get her himself. #also the hourglass on the back of Dan's hoodie is a nod to the events of AGIT <3 #danny phantom #danny phantom: a glitch in time #comics #vlad masters #cheese melt #dani phantom #danielle phantom #dan phantom #dark danny #a glitch in time spoilers #post agit

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

i don't want to lay blame but the correlation between the slow decay of my higher mental functions and izzy's titties is pretty damn high

#hi con? #would you kindly u h #step on me #thanks #izzy hands #stizzy #izzy hands fanart #trans izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fanart #dan's art

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 273

You know what? We need more Good parents Fentons. 

And you know what else? Technically, Jack helped Danny defeat Pariah via the use of the Ecto-Skeleton. And like, that’s his son, his baby boy. Sure Danny is and has always been a mommy’s boy, but it doesn’t change that fact. They’re both already feeling horrible about the fact they could have hurt him, they could have hurt their son- they have hurt their son, killed him with their inaction and never again. 

So when these oversized jello-eyeballs try to insist that their baby, their precious baby boy, take a crown? Become a king when he’s not even out of highschool, when he doesn’t want it? No. Hell no! That is his Danny-o, his baby boy who was terrified of his own parents! 

Which is how Jack, despite technically still being alive even if so-very ecto-contaminated, became the Ghost King. 

And for some reason there’s several ghosts rather happy about this- oh, these are his Danny-O’s ghost-parents? Not-ghost parents seeing as some of them have never been anything but a realm denizen? That’s really fascinating- y’know what, want some fudge and we can exchange childcare- Maddie dear come over and meet our co-parents apparently!  

Now it’s not all easy, but they’re trying their best, and that’s all that can be asked. 

…

Which is perhaps why it’s so exasperating- or as Maddie would put it, downright infuriating- that it is now, almost an entire year and a half later that the Heroes finally arrive to investigate. Well, at least he has plenty of fudge since it’s almost time for the council meeting. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Ghost King Jack #Jack is never picking up a gun again #Why yes they did have a one-night stand with Constantine before #The fentons adopt Ellie as soon as they can which also ends with some conversations with Vlad #Lots of conversations & therapy and Y E A H #Jack is like an unmovable object and Danny is like an unstoppable force #Dan gets snatched up the moment he goes back in time from his timeline #He has no clue wtf to do because it’s Not Fair that Danny gets this #That he gets his parents- that he gets acceptance #Dan doesn’t realize until the whole Fentom Family (& Vlad) hugs him that he realizes he can #Jordan is very overprotective of his second chance at family thanks to trauma #Somehow him and Vlad get on well together- probably the villain-leaning habits #GIW had a complete info blackout on Amity to the point they erased the existence of the city #Hence why it took so long for the heroes to find out #Eventually via Deadman after he disappears for a bit & returns telling them there’s a new king & everyone #is getting little information packets on new rules & getting their paperwork taken care of #Pretty much getting visa (Sp?) cards on what they’re doing in the living world

[gyossaith]

Illustration for H.P. Lovecraft’s “Call of Cthulhu” by Dan Hillier.

#dan hillier #lovecraft #h p lovecraft #cthulhu #cosmic horror #black and white #illustration #art #dark #horror #dark art #dark horror #detailed #intricate #drawing #monochrome

[pinkbumblebees]

#bobs burgers #bobs burger movie #bob's burgers #gene belcher #gene bobs burgers #bob belcher #tina belcher #linda belcher #louise belcher #tina bobs burgers #bob and linda #louise bobs burgers #bob burgers #h jon benjamin #dan mintz #eugene mirman #kristen schaal #john roberts

[less-amazing]

he's just so articulate

#pic #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #phan #h

[ahappyphjl]

there was no plot

#🎶take your man put h....🎶 #mine #dnp #dan and phil #daniel howell #dan howell #amazingphil #phil lester #dnpgames #dan and phil games #dapg #heartthrob #dpgdaily

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

#tv shows #tv series #polls #bob's burgers #h jon benjamin #dan mintz #kristen schaal #2010s series #us american series #have you seen this series poll

[marbearmarigold]

*clicks out of instagram*

*stares at phone home screen*

*slowly and shakily moves thumb over to the tumblr icon*

#DAN YOU CAN'T JUST D O T H A T #IT WAS THE VERY TOP OF MY FEED TO YOU GAVE ME PSYCHIC DAMAGE #I'm loving the growth and the confidence but Dear Lord #daniel howell #dan and phil

[ggblasts]

Spotted: Serena van der Woodsen leaving her gynecologist's office just hours ago. She tried her best to stay incognito during her appointment but my reliable sources have identified her and confirmed her visit anyway. Maybe she needs a lesson or two from someone who actually knows how to not be spotted and have your deepest secret(s) revealed. Not one of you lot though because you all don't know better either. Now let's get to the good and juicy parts of this blast, shall we? Visiting a gynecologist in a women's world is nothing spectacular, I know, but it does become interesting when you find out you're carrying our beloved Mayor's child under your heart! Yes, you heard that right. Serena van der Woodsen is pregnant. However, it's not the first time our favorite It-Girl was pregnant. Lonely Boy aka Dan Humphrey was about to be a dad once too. Bet you didn't know that, did you, Humphrey? Two years into your marriage, your lovely now ex-wife then wife made sure to get rid of the baby before you'd ever find out she was pregnant. Maybe she did it because she knew your marriage was doomed, maybe she didn't believe you would ever be a good father, who knows, but what I do know is she didn't want children with you. This time Serena my sources have told me wants to keep the baby so the child was never the problem. Serena, thank you for the perfect opportunity to reveal two secrets in one day. Now the only question I have left is who you're going to talk to first? Dan or Nate? Feels nostalgic to make that decision, doesn't it? XOXO, Gossip Girl @xoxoserenavanderwoodsen @nathanielxarchibald @danhumphreyx

#ggblast #serena v #nate a #dan h

[friendcrumbs]

once again crunching for uni so ofc i remade the motivational posters instead of being productive. alt version for dan under the cut

#reanimator #re-animator fanart #herbert west #dan cain #daniel cain #bride of reanimator #mycrumbs #save me guys from an 80s horror movie. save me. i will NOT drop out of spite but jesus h christ #anyways yall pray for me im doing my first conference this weekend. fingers crossed i dont suck! #blood tw

[movies-tv-more]

BOB'S BURGERS 14x06 "Escape from Which Island?" airs tonight at 9pm on FOX

#bob's burgers #bobs burgers 14x06 #on tv tonight #sunday tv #h. jon benjamin #kevin kline #kristen schaal #eugene mirman #dan mintz #john roberts #bobs burgers #bob's burgers season 14 #Escape from Which Island? #fox #animated series #new episode #fall tv #100

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 115

“Seriously old man?” the rumbling voice nearly caused Tim to jump, his eyes darting away from where Ras was sitting, the Al Ghul almost seeming to perk. It was kind of hard to miss the man… teen… being? It was kind of hard to miss the owner of the voice what with how their hair looked like it was on fire. 

They motioned around at well, everything, crimson eyes looking exasperated. “Really?” They were definitely motioning towards him, interrupting Ras when he opened his mouth to talk. “No, I don’t want to hear it, I swear- Did he kidnap you?” That was definitely aimed at him. 

“N-no?” Tim was feeling slightly unbalanced and may be on hour sixty without sleep at this point, if the hour long nap was counted. “I need help finding my not-dad who's lost in time.” 

The being let out a strangled noise that Tim could nearly swear was almost another one, but couldn’t vocalize his slurred thoughts as the dude muttered something, motioning around as though he was tempted to strangle something or someone. 

Ras cleared his throat, looking almost awkward which was how Tim knew he had to be dreaming or drugged. Probably drugged. “Jordan, how good to see you, it’s been so long-”

“Can it Pops,” the being-named-Jordan scoffed, finger pointing towards the Demon’s Head. “Moms still pissed and isn’t coming back any time soon with you still pulling this shit.” 

Tim felt his brain stall, process for a moment, then process some more over what he just heard before his mouth ran before it could catch up. “Ras is married???” 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #league of assassins #Are Danny and Ras married? Who knows #They did raise their kids together #Well technically Dan & Ellie got de-aged but still #They met during time shenanigans for Danny #Trained together for a bit and became a tiny bit of rivals #Ras missing his platonic or romantic partner: If I adopt-steal these teens/children I can pspspspsps them back #Jordan looking down at Talia: Hello demon child #Talia: Brother Damian isn't talking to me anymore and I don't know what to do T-T #Ellie: Would he like more siblings?? That made us feel better??? #Talia: Of course I can make clones to send to him he shall surely call me back then! #Dusan: Sister I don't think that is what they were saying- #Talia: I have things to do out of my way Ghost! #Tim is so tired and has no clue what's going on #Jordan: Whelp I'm going to help you out because I'm always one to take Mom's side against pops #Tim: What #Jordan: Let's go bother the primordial being of Time he happens to find us amusing anyway #Tim: W h a t #deadly decisions

[yesloulou]

Daniel and Nico at the RS19 car launch 💛🖤

#daniel ricciardo #nico hulkenberg #f1 #* #** #2019 #renault dan #<3 #a very underrated duo #the fuckboyest team of all time. idk what it is about nico h but standing next to him makes both of them hotter #wait i just realized nico is one of those rare ppl whose head is remotely as smol as daniels

[staysaneathome]

In honor of the Mentopolis finale, may I submit for your perusal:

Mentopolis Family Sitcom

Featuring:

Conrad Schintz as our lovable young protagonist

Justin Fication as his Best Friend

The Fix as protective, fun-fact-filled father

Pasha N. as affectionate, intensely enthusiastic mother

Ronnie Reptile as snake-obsessed, artistic younger brother

Madame Guilta Loathing as the stern, secretly repressed teacher

Daniel Fucks as wacky, hijinx-fueled uncle

Hunch Curio as his easily distracted, well-meaning partner

Anastasia Tension as world-wise, chronically underpaid vodka aunt

Fanny Fawnsworth as her eager-to-please, maybe slightly criminal girlfriend

Imelda Pulse as extravagant, mischievous champagne aunt

H. V. Lance as her devoted, quasi-conspiracy-theorist fiancé

Bonus: Elias Hodge as resident family friend and weird neighbor

#dimension 20 mentopolis #mentopolis #dimension 20 #dimension twenty #mentopolis au #conrad schintz #the fix #pasha n #ronnie reptile #dan fucks #hunch curio #hunchfucks #anastasia tension #fanny fawnsworth #imelda pulse #h. v. lance #a. tension #daniel fucks #danny fucks #madame loathing #elias hodge